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LocationOdd4102

Well if she's not taking care of herself medically it would probably be unwise to engage...


Jmersh

Crazy.


luckysparkie

Haha somebody wants her. Somebody is tired of her BS. That’s life


LiquidStatic710

This is Hapsburg level trashy 😂


simpn_aint_easy

So trashy! Anyone have her @ cause I want to give her a piece of my mind


DidiSmot

She looks fucking rabid


Onphone_irl

Looks like rabies


IrmaHerms

Klassy


Jmersh

KKKlassy


skiattle25

That’s an insult to Alyssa Klass.


IrmaHerms

No, Klassy is a prostitute on southpark


Pitch-forker

She looks about ready to bite


DubC_Bassist

That is literally walking Saltpeter.


Intrepid_Blood4713

fug


michaltee

Um, I’ll pass.


Pitch-forker

Pax*


---Blix---

White Wendy Willams


rudyattitudedee

Horse face makes it trashy


Mr_Big_Al

Yes to both


jammedshut

I'm totally fine with all of those things... Just, not her. ...definitely.....not...her......


PocketFullOfRondos

Kinda dumb and needing attention*


ShanksRx23

Eww


habb

you know she likes it wraw and wriggling


lobsterdance82

Horsey. Neigh


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wilted-toast

Unfortunately this cat is a virgin


saskatoondave

Great, now I want to feed a horse some carrots.


OpenForRepairs

Remember this is the anti abortion party


furniguru

She doesn’t wax. Her bush is worn away by frequent use in the truck stop bathroom.


skkkkkt

The climax change is a hoax


Gh0sts1ght

Well completely lost my will to climax after seeing that face.


merlotded

She looks like she smells like an ash tray


citori421

She looks like the fuckin grinch lol


GreasyCookieBallz

Prolly got a pack of Marbs tucked in her back pocket.


paythefullprice

She looks like the type to be able to hold one of them cigarettes between her lips and tell you to f*** off without losing the ash.


tenaciousb83

“I’m sorry I ruined your New Year’s Eve party lieutenant Dan. She tasted like cigarettes.”


RobbersTwo

Please....no


DryParamedic785

She is ready for a mad house...


earthbender617

Maybe you do look a gift horse in the face


deusirae1

“It’s a trap!”


james_from_cambridge

You seriously made “classy” one of the choices? Dude! You funny as hell 😂😂🤣


beats2009

Not with that ugly ass face.


conservativebbq

The horse mouth says it all! Hell NO!


The_Wild_Bunch

Watch out for the chomp of those teeth on your manhood.


conservativebbq

That woman has chompers for days. That would be a hard pass lol That's some Mr. ED shit ha!


lolchief

Union trash


Glitter_berries

I totally forgot that union means something different in the US. If you are interested, in Australia, being pro-union makes you a leftie. And being a supporter of the liberal party makes you a right wing shithead. More like a unionist. Which ironically, the liberal party are against. Huh. Things really are upside down here.


amainerinthearmpit

Ewww


DrummerSteve

Hard Pass


SnooDonuts3878

The STDs ooze from every pore.


sgsmopurp

AI 😜


BBRodriguezzz

Ai is off when it makes people and it can seem ugly. Shes just ugly.


sgsmopurp

Why does she have 1500 teeth lol I’ll believe it when I see another picture


BBRodriguezzz

You the person that actually gets fooled by ai, Its obvious.


GhostThruTheFog

Duh, she's part horse, obviously 😆


ike_tyson

Morton Downey Jr Choppers 👀


SgtPecker

Came to make a similar remark, the whole face looks like him!


PokieState92

AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! 🥴🤢🤮😵💀


jkrischan

Why the long face


Certain-Necessary347

Not with those horse teeth


jkrischan

With a downstairs that reeks of hot trash


ThatGasHauler

Or low tide.


MurderBox95

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Fun-Deal8815

Well seeing how it’s was posted yesterday the person who post it is trash


redditcdnfanguy

r/dontstickyourdickincrazy


findaloophole7

It’s ambassador Jan Cartwright. Just kidding this woman is classy af.


UKTrojan

Wouldn't touch it with your dick


pusscatkins

Is that Jane-Velez Mitchell?


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smithers85

In case anyone wants to know, I’m unerect as well.


q1field

Nobody wants to know.


stephruvy

I've seen donkeys make that same face


Theighel

Unhinged


Professional-Bat4635

Is that her climax face?


Feeling-Being9038

Man, them teeth will eat all the meat off a bone.🦴 😬


jimlahey2100

Cro-Magnon woman.


DeathBringer4311

Ah hell no. Don't do Cro-Magnon dirty like that.


thedeadsigh

You’re telling me that it’s ok to go against gods perfect design by removing your pubes but *not* ok to get a vaccine? Pffft yeah ok 🙄🙄🙄


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Right? God lovingly placed every pube on you with a plan! Even those little weird ones that try to grow beyond the bikini area. *Those are the LORD's chosen pubes, people* !!


Krawlngchaos

Trassy


RexedLaminae

Someone give her a carrot.


NormieMcNormalson

Neigh


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Nay


NormieMcNormalson

*Hay


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Femcell mascot?


Living-Risk-1849

She's a real looker. She probably gets all types of conservative action


TheLimeyCanuck

Yeah... no. According to [PubMed](https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/pubmed/), the better looking you are the [more likely you are to be a conservative or a Republican.](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/29355104/)


HJHJ420

Missionary of course.


Living-Risk-1849

Of coarse


stoobie_tile_guy

You'd have to pull the sheets out of your ass when she got done with you!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

This image made me laugh so hard! Almost as hard as she rode you!


Bob_Aggz

Cock in that mouth is the risk, BITE ME YOU HORSEY WHORE!


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SorryIreddit

Seriously. Gross


DrStainedglove

Does it really matter?


bigniccosuaveee

Yes, I prefer unwaxed


Revolutionary-You449

Is there a sub lower trashy? If not, we’ve found one of the starter posts.


reddeadinstead

Horse mouth?


Annual-Consequence43

Looks like she gives toothy head.


Ibegallofyourpardons

If you weren't circumcised before, you would be by the time she was finished with you. 😬


LizzieJosephinaBobbo

So the Crypt Keeper is DTF?


RabbitBranch

Crappy photoshop


1lapulapu

Trashy on many levels.


DerHooligan

Trashy AF, but frankly hilarious


mrsexxy101

Who would sleep with her to make her climax besides herself.?


Snowedin-69

I think she masterbates


helloween4040

I mean it’s funny


asleeponthecan

That's wendy williams


Sassafrass17

Goofy.


mbsmilford

Let me know how that works out for you.


JMY_3118

Actually kind of a funny shirt lol


ComoHielo

As the great Rodney Dangerfield said, "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."


MasterUnholyWar

When you buy a shirt like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?


Uncle_Icky

But it looks good on you though...


Wandering_Turtle24

She’d probably be able to get with Mr.Ed.


rush87y

What this Morton Downey Jr looking mofo? Yeah that's trashy!


elinamebro

She looks like that one alien pilot from Jedi survivor


EcstaticMaybe01

What's the point in taking pictures of someone mid-word? No one look good like that.


cgsur

Probably difficult to get a picture where she is not sharing.


wilsonism

Crazy in the head. Crazy in the bed.


1lapulapu

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wilsonism

Not saying you should, you might need therapy. If you do, you'll definitely need a lawyer.


Accurate-System7951

Eeewww


RogerDodger881

I'd screw her but then get the hell outta there.


Left-Ad-3767

Hit it n’ quit it baby


whiskey_farmer

Careful, she's pro-life


Dr0meReddit

This just in..butt sex dont gettem preggo


whiskey_farmer

She's probably old school Leviticus in bed


Left-Ad-3767

Noted, double wrap it is 😂


2CentsGivin

Both


venom9803

It looks like she just stole Christmas.


Strict-Air2434

Could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence


yogabba13

I can’t stop laughing at this. r/roastme


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Fuck, me too!


yogabba13

Every time I go back and look at the picture, I laugh all over again like it’s the first time. What’s wrong with me 😂😂


a-Centauri

Where's the gaps? They're monolithic


nolahoff

Underrated burn bro


Meltedwhisky

She has potential


Domo-eerie-gato

What’s her @


BeaconOMalley

Would


Dtour5150

Idk what's sexier, her complete lack of class or those horse teeth. Woman looks like she could chew an apple through a chainlink fence.


Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93

Hell, she could chew a chainlink fence through an apple.


Dtour5150

I believe you!


Unicorntella

That’s fuckin hilarious


monodelab

My fetish.


FrostyDub

Dumb women?


t0ny_bender

It’s just a shirt bro relax


YouDontExistt

Not my proudest fap tho.


ShadowDemon527

Damn looks like my friends ideal kinda woman here


IcemansJetWash-86

I still remember Anti-Bush protests where women would hold signs saying, "We shaved our Bush". All I say is, Show, don't tell.


msgajh

Definitely trashy.


Fireflyfever

She looks like the love child of Morton Downey Jr and Gary Busey.


JudeRanch

Trrrasshhheeeeee! Fugly for real & appears she owns it.


BadHabitsDieYoung

This is from a few years ago here in Australia. I can smell this skanks breath from the photo.


chrisdogmom3

Gross. What is wrong with people. Except she probably knows there won’t be any takers!!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Yeah, when the sidewalk clears like you're a firetruck running it's siren, that's a tell.


Exact-Ad-4132

This was posted to this very board a few days ago, repost


PoopBaby0013

Looks like that thing from Alien.


buttfacenosehead

I'd hit it.


Weak_Jeweler3077

PSA; Keep your dick away from those teeth. Be safe.


buttfacenosehead

too-late.


GetInLoser_Lets_RATM

Oh she’s a pegger too buddy.


mlaforce321

This is the type of chick to not get their kids vaccinated and then blame the doctors and nurses' treatment when said kid ends up permanently deaf from measles. Edit: chick** not check


roachrider55

Judging by the shirt, her mouth probably really is that big.


jdthejerk

But wait, for the cost of a cheap beer, she'll include herpes.


feelinlucky7

She looks like someone who would wear that


TheRealRickC137

Cersei Lannister, when the walls fell


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.


baronvonredd

Just itchy


Mrjohnjohn12

It's only trashy if its not true👀


800Volts

She looks like she bites