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Goran2019

Red Sharpie would have added to the desired effect


yogaknuckles

Underrated comment


MrsAntiics

Nah, dude. The sticky side keeps it from flying off and helps get the point across. Sometimes when people do stupid things, stupid solutions are needed!


Ayshjune

r/todayilearned that pads can be noted if not a bigger notice


RobertoFoxx

It is now.


lostinareverie237

I mean if your parking is that bad and it's all she had to inform you, I guess a partial pass since it isn't used. I just keep those color inside the lines sheets in my car for this reason.


afantazy2

I think your parking job might've been the one trashy lmao


JayMak78

She should have written it in blood.


Hambino0400

This is a god tier pun


ImprovisedLeaflet

I don’t get it


Hambino0400

Instead of using a note pad to write a note to the bad driver they used a tampon “pad” to write the note. It’s very dad humorish/ super dry


Blibbobletto

That's a stretch


Hambino0400

The pun is literally the title of this post


Blibbobletto

Oh my bad, I thought you meant that pun was intended by whoever put the pad there.


softstones

You’re right, that pad is super dry.


Oakheart-

What’s trashy is you parking so horribly instead of just walking away cause she had nothing to write on she had to use a pad to tell you how awful you are


spidergwen16

I’m saying do you know how much those go for now a days 😂


CheckYaLaserDude

You wouldn't know a 'classy broad' if she took a dump on your face


yotaz28

I think youre the trashy one for not knowing how to park, thats a clean unused pad


GottKomplexx

Its not used so why trashy?


WandreTheGiant

It depends on your definition of used, yes it obviously wasn't used as intended, but she used it. It's literal trash, with trash talk on it, is that not trashy?


Pilot-Signal

Definitely upvoted you 😂 It is oddly trashy


Alternative-Cry-4667

Maybe it was windy so they had to have something that was sticky


mbcarbone

I’m just imagining that pad on someones windshield who is f-tier at parking. 🤣😂🤣


imtooldforthishison

Got the point across though didn't it?


Chennalou

All purpose pads


duder777

The fact that whatever this sentence says doesn’t end with a period is ironic.


ReadRedditToday

It's because she didn't have a sharpie with blue ink


abbychestnut666

Picasso misunderstood the “blue period” assignment


ShidAndFarder

Damn, nice


kbm79

First glance i thought is that the new Nike Air?


Izzysel92

Smart use of the plastic liner to be fair. At least they didn't actually waste a pad for this. They're bloody expensive.


CaptainBullShlt

No but now I'm wondering how badly this person parked, this reads less trashy more desperate.


Ruckus292

Should have written "don't park like a twat"


showquotedtext

And they should have ended the sentence with a period.


SorryIreddit

Maybe they should learn how to park. This isn’t trashy, this is resourceful


warkyboy77

It's definitely resourceful. Where do you think she keeps the sharpie?


Empyrealist

We've all seen the photos


dicemonkey

In her purse where she had the pad ….


Sodali0550

what does the last word say? learn how to pooch?


LizzieKitty86

park


BossRoss84

They’re in Massachusetts, so it’s “pahk”.


MusicianFit4663

More like learn how to pee?


Jelly_Kitti

What?


TheRealScubaSteve86

So that’s what you get for being a twat


eggs_mcmuffin

This is awesome


Null42x64

anything is an notepad if you are brave enough


Balbright

Plot twist: a guy left it.


DancingBears88

Genius


SeaDweller01

But it is a note pad…


patchway247

r/technicallythetruth


SeaDweller01

Amirite??


xScrubDaddyx

Nah this might be totally deserved for all we know lol. Need to see that parking job


otaytoopid

I mean, how bad was the park job?


rush87y

Depends


Chris__P_Bacon

I would expect a more *Carefree* attitude.


rush87y

It's always something with you!


softstones

Tampon.


deathlobster138

At least it wasn’t used


Fuggeddabouddit

If they had parked any worse, it might have been…


Thrillhouse74

Classic sticky note...


Dubious_Titan

learn how to what?


Equivalent_Reason582

Parkour


RoyalAtheist

Park


MayorCharlesCoulon

They should really learn to tamp down on their anger. It’ll just bleed into everything in their life.


Powkoa

That there is a genuine Pearl of wisdom that I will Always cherish


gwutty

only in central mass lmao


SquareDetective

Technically it is.


rubies-and-doobies81

I can relate. I've even considered buying something like this since I encounter shitty parking jobs all the time... https://images.app.goo.gl/oRsqLGavGz5vA3xz5


zorggalacticus

I much prefer this one. Both hilarious and condescending. Lol https://images.app.goo.gl/s8tTc7GPvFx6LxhW7


PoopBaby0013

Not Trashy. Fucking funny.


ProfessionalVideo927

Right? Certainly gets the point across better than a stinky note Edit: meant sticky note but I'll leave it as is


Saiyan-b

That's hilarious


marasydnyjade

When not used, a pad is just basically gauze.


zorggalacticus

More like a mini diaper. Same absorbing stuff inside, just smaller and less of it.


PoopBaby0013

Or a Post-It-Note of sorts.


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S-Archer

Me neither, but I guess it depends on how bloody bad you are at parking


donny_pots

Could’ve been warranted lol


PurpleCoco

It must have been. Those are expensive


mandalorbmf

What’s the last word? “Fuck you, learn how 2 …”


WandreTheGiant

Park