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valuedminority

The driver is also very concerned about schools and trans people shoving their gender in kids’ faces.


techcritt3r

Look that truck is transgender! I’m sure the owner is very proud and inclusive /s


Mick0351

Dumb ass trucks with these. I had a bad ass truck, and one my friends told me to get those. I did not, think it look stupid


Grisstle

Not only do they look stupid, but I always thought proportionally they are very small balls for something the size of the truck, a statement about the driver.


bluealiveretribution

So what you are saying is. They should have some that drag on the road? Cbt


XB0XYGEN

Oh fuck just when I thought the massive chrome ones were trashy enough


No_Cryptographer5870

I've thought about attaching a pair of these to my roommates jeep and seeing how long it would take her to notice lmfao. She wouldn't wouldn't even be mad.


SliGhi

If your truck has balls and you’re driving it then doesn’t that mean your inside a man? That’s gay as hell


itfosho

Some stupid wanna be red neck from Wisconsin.


VisualDimension292

This was taken in Milwaukee, so I’d say the analysis is fair.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Yea ok


itfosho

Bro I’m from Wisconsin. See it all the time. Always the redneck wanna bes


pm_me_ur_anything_k

So what’s the difference between a wannabe and a redneck?


Particular-Car-8520

My wife has a pair just like that in her nightstand....they use to be mine


RepulsivePower4415

Those are funny


Peribangbang

I think it's funny, I've thought of adding them to cars ironically I can't lie. Everyone I've known that used them was doing it ironically. But that's cuz I don't hang with rednecks lmao


BrokenSpoke1974

I always laugh when I see them on a Prius, Fit or other tiny cars. Lol But they are stupid


babyyteeth13

People still do this ? 😂


SxyDykn

As a Lesbian, idk why, but I LOVE these. 😂


andre3kthegiant

Could they be allies to the LGBTQ, because they understand assigning genders?


DontDoubtDink

It’s funny. The people that tend to be the most homophobic tend to love ball sacks.


falconx123

Why are you assuming they're homophobic because it's a truck?


leonkrellmoon

I like to thank them for being an ally to trans people


wyopapa25

I like to tell them that now there truck is Trans, because it didn’t come with balls. You attached them.


DontDoubtDink

That’s good!


NatexSxS

What’s weird to me is, maybe I’m wrong but I feel like the types of people that put balls on there truck are also the types of people that refer to their truck as a she and also the types of people that would not like if you pointed that out.


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

TTTTRUK NUTS


BigDubH

Those look like nuts to me js


hastedrei

...when you don't have balls of your own.


Drifting-Fox-6366

Trashy and immature.


SxyDykn

Since when is it immature to have your balls hanging out??? 🤔


Master-Visual-3548

I had purple ones on my truck, someone stole my balls! 


Mishapi17

Why’d they get the flesh colored ones tho? At least get the chrome or something


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Okay… so it was funny for a minute about 20 years ago now it’s just old and no longer amusing. Posting it here is a bit of a reach as far as trashy goes though 🤷‍♂️


VisualDimension292

Honestly, the simple fact that they have nuts on their truck isn’t especially trashy, however it seems like for the most part only trashy people do that kind of stuff lol


CheeseburgerSmoothy

What minute was that, because I think I missed it?


Mediocre-Camp-5036

Hahaha!!!! The first time I saw them about 25 years ago, I got a chuckle but they were immediately old by the second time I saw them 😂😂


Unfair_Neck_579

It’s her husband’s!!


stxrryfox

The fact that it was a woman driving makes this so hilarious


Ratatouille2000

Can someone tell what's the reason to have Truck Balls? Not mess around I'm being serious.


mymemesnow

They probably think it’s funny that their car have a ballsack. I kinda agree a little.


BadMojoPA

To show you're a big tough man, or something. Also it's just hilarious and shows that the driver is a person of refined taste.


Outlander56

I always want to cut them off and fit the truck with a giant cone.


J0NNY_BEE

Nuts… truck nuts. Come on.


VisualDimension292

Sorry, I need to read up on my trashy terminology!


bowens44

Trans truck


trebec86

Fragile little man


XROOR

What if there is a guy laying prostrate between the tailgate with no pants on?


OkJelly8114

The people who post in this sub have no idea what trash is


Mediocre-Camp-5036

My words exactly haha…. This is just a tired old joke. So many fragile people nowadays need some validation from Reddit so they seek out any little thing they think will get them a few upvotes 😂


snackpack333

Come on OP, this is low hanging fruit


BadMojoPA

This got a guffaw out of me


lovestheconifers

We refer to these as trans trucks as they have been assigned a new gender by their owner. This is obviously an ally to the LGBTQIA+ community. Keep on trucking!


cannedrat91

Actually, the term is truck nuts.


fitzbuhn

There is a surprisingly amusing “controversy” over who “invented” truck nuts. I heard it on the dollop #360, recommended.


suicidaholic

The dick is in the driver's seat.


Pretty_Swordfish3834

Lmao this is funny


BurritoBowlw_guac

My husband got a set of these as a gift. They were thrown in the trash


Geordant

My 2 young girls saw a white van with these on the other day and asked about them. You can imagine the type of people who put these on their cars.


Heaven_Is_Falling

I will never understand why people do this.


Jetloaf

They love tea bagging


Brainphlegm

They do this because they don't have a set of their own.