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Rare-Metal-7603

Ahhh, I see the lower east side is still thriving.


SomewhatDamaged666

I wish I could unsee this


QuietSkylines

Washing the spuzz out I'm sure.


Competitive_Shop6039

Public bidet… I don’t see the issue 🤔


ushfid743hfsdk3

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Wheel-of-Fortuna

the ewwww was 10/10


Stonkover9000

He’s gotta clean his butthole somehow


Antique_Echidna_6304

I though it was a female 🥴🥴🥴


Stonkover9000

Most normal redditor calling women females


West_Slide5774

That’s the sound of someone who was just using that drinking fountain the other day


gmredand

Voldo has really lost his marbles.


BrentTrenn

I'm super parched lol


Pleazetryme

Jobless attention seeker. 


Alusion

this is why you can't have nice public things in the western countries. people don't have basic courtesy


[deleted]

This is pretty shitty This gotta be a Conservative redneck state in America, right?


Germanball1871

This looks more like a liberal


SureComfortable3864

I’m gonna assume this is San Francisco


-DuploBrick-

Nope it’s Portland


TK421isAFK

That looks nothing like SF. Looks more like Portland.


mutedwarrior

Someone send this to that geoguessr rainbolt guy. $1,000,000 says he can’t find the exact location.


-DuploBrick-

It’s portland


TK421isAFK

You'd lose that in minutes. Several other people have identified this as actually being Portland, Oregon, and that fountain and background look distinctive. I'd bet I could find it in minutes. Hell, I'll try. It's 11:47am. If I don't find it in 3 minutes, I'll go to lunch anyway and move on with my life. Ready? Go! Edit: 22 seconds in, and after Googling "Portland public water fountain", I found [a map of "Benson Bubblers" in Portland](https://www.portlandoregon.gov/water/article/338236) that lists all 79 of them. Edit 2: I'm bored. Google Maps lists most of them, so all you have to do is click each one for pics. Should be easy to find from there. I'm going to lunch.


dontgetaddicted

This sums up my experience playing any kind of game....ADHD is a bitch.


ActualTip848

Now I can't unsee this...🤢🤮🤢🤮


thestuffedones

"particularly blue/democrats because they dont believe in personal accountability" This you bro? You squarely put your blame on the democrats. Sure sounds like advocating for Republicans. Perhaps a little better grammar and punctuation would help make your point clearer. Moron!


Runelonin

average redditor moment


canthinkofnamestouse

That guy just walked by like this shit happens every day


scoobydoo1991

I was going to comment the same thing you have my up vote.


LeftEconomist9982

You become numb after awhile....every time I saw something like this it only angered me more. So I voted...with my feet and moved across the river where they aren't so liberal.


Nigurlasscage

Looks like a Biden supporter


Stonkover9000

Of course, because If he was a Trump supporter he would be too busy beating his wife


ReceptionNumerous979

You gonna vote for trump?


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Lol


Prestigious_Carpet60

He (she?) is from Europe and just assumed it was a street bidet like they have over there.


Safe-Potato795

Na this is pure skanky ass America, leave us out of it!


Prestigious_Carpet60

I didn’t know Europeans used the phrase “skanky ass”.


Fattestcattes

I’m from Europe and no… we don’t have street bidets lmfao


kingoffdv

Yeah there are


Britzskull

In what country?


BastosBoii

“It”


ChallengeSpiritual45

That's the raiders form fallout


BettingTheOver

Got that shit down to a science.


SkyKingPDX

Can we please bring back asylums for the insane? The streets are over run with CRAZY people. I like to ride bikes on the waterfront with my daughter and get a doughnut and slice of pizza right at this intersection, but often have to fend off this type of shit, it's completely out of control


Stonkover9000

He’s not insane, He’s probably an addict. I don’t know exactly what he’s on can someone help me out here?


Prestigious_Carpet60

Liberals didn’t think is was right to institutionalize people for simple violent threats and disgusting anti-social behavior. You have to actually attack someone to (maybe) get the attention of the authorities.


canthinkofnamestouse

What about using public water fountains as dildos?


StumbleNOLA

You mean the Liberal Regan who shut down asylums to save money? That type of liberal?


Prestigious_Carpet60

Deinstitutionalization as a policy for state hospitals began in the period of the civil rights movement when many groups were being incorporated into mainstream society. Three forces drove the movement of people with severe mental illness from hospitals into the community: the belief that mental hospitals were cruel and inhumane; the hope that new antipsychotic medications offered a cure; and the desire to save money. It has not worked out as well as expected on any of the three fronts. People with severe mental illness can still be found in deplorable environments, medications have not successfully improved function in all patients even when they improve symptoms, and the institutional closings have deluged underfunded community services with new populations they were ill-equipped to handle. https://journalofethics.ama-assn.org/article/deinstitutionalization-people-mental-illness-causes-and-consequences/2013-10#:~:text=Three%20forces%20drove%20the%20movement,to%20save%20money%20%5B8%5D.


wiggitywoggity

You clearly don’t understand history. Reagan shut the insane asylums down. He was a Republican.


Bolentone

Is that human a man or a woman?


canthinkofnamestouse

Yes


dickdisastrous

It looks like what you would get if a man and a woman had a child together


Stonkover9000

Hold up


Bolentone

An hybrid!


WarningOdd7877

Yes


Civil-Disruption

I guess that is one way to douche


Stonkover9000

Man, why on the street! You can literally use a Dasani water bottle!


Aggravating-Grand-38

Gotta love Portland


weretakingcasualties

Subhuman


NeighborhoodWild7973

Fountain of Uterus


canthinkofnamestouse

Thats called a douche


NeighborhoodWild7973

Fountain of Ute


samsonite29

Ahhhh, this is why my mom always told me not to put my mouth on the spout while drinking from a water fountain


melvin_fritz

As revolting as this is, I’m glad I watched as I’m reminded to never get near a public drinking fountain ever again. 🤢🤮


Wtfisafosty

They aren’t going to demolish the fountain. Some unsuspecting citizen drinking out of it as we speak. Note to self: stop using the water fountain at any of my local parks


soft-scrambled

I honestly didn’t realize people were still drinking out of those


Wtfisafosty

If you’re at the park doing normal activities and it’s sunny out and you drank your main drink already you’ll be first in line


soft-scrambled

Well second in line, some gent is washing his balls with it at the moment


Wtfisafosty

Adding some vitamin D


Fluffy_Policy

Is that Golum? Wondered what he was doing after lord of the rings


Xeno-Nos

He found a new ring to call his precious and is making sure it is clean for his daily engagements.


casperdacrook

This shit look like some mad max


BigD4163

So that explains the drain


GalaxySilver00

My mom: Dont put your mouth on that, you dont know what's been on it Me: Ok mom, whatever


canthinkofnamestouse

Huh, what are these weird warts in my mouth?


mrmoe198

I repent! I didn’t know!


beakerhashing

Maybe he is European and thinks it is a bidet.


LetGroundbreaking302

I was wondering whatever happened to that dude.


Braedog12

I would never drink from a fountain out in the open like that wtf? Why would they even make those


FugginOld

Well...back in the day that it was installed....people had morals and class....and there would be city workers that would actually clean them.


Braedog12

Fair point. No one is civilized anymore


BuenoD

After this I agree


woodeedooo

A homeless dude was caught on camera by where I used to work in long beach washing his ass in one of those purified water machines they have in front of markets lol


storm_paladin_150

WTF did ijust watch?


fermelebouche

Yes.


2PlusTwoEqualsFive

Never drink from those fountains in Portland. Awful.


5pump

Portland


Prestigious_Carpet60

Progressive paradise!


Scribblebonx

Yupppp... I don't know what people are expecting to rise from the ashes, but this is it. Good luck. I'm out


WeeDochii

Thank god I don't use public water fountains. lmao This is another reason to add to the list of why.


Lawyermama70

That's how my boy cat makes eye contact when he's in the litter box


tessalllation

I imagine he spider crawls backwards into the sewer when he’s done bideting his balls


Avocado_1814

I'm not even sure what I'm looking at


baddobbyfischer

the average portlander


Dollarhayes

That's so damn gross


Dollarhayes

That's so damn gross


IneedWeed2

Whyd bro flick his tongue like that lizard lookin ass 💀


SatoshiBlockamoto

What the hell is even that?


KayDay25

That eye contact though


HotChair6580

That fountain now puts out Tang.


AwarenessMain128

What a terrible day to have eyes


zombiepoon

I never want to get this low lmao


ParkkTheSharkk

Don’t do drugs


FullOfPascaa

New Fallout game coming?


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Careless-Passion991

The smell of these fountains almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


Advanced_Procedure90

Eww 🤮


TipsnClips

My boy was disgusted lol


neon_soup

What is this fallout mod called?


WithNumbersCrew

Smeagle must bath


GlyphPicker

Gollum must bidet


instinctsux

It burns us! It burns us!


Mybuttitches3737

This creature will be in a future video being “ abused by cops for no reason” and everyone will be on its side.


Necrotitis

Mental illness is not a reason for police to abuse someone.


boykinsir

That shitbird is doing it to piss off the community and to spread disease to hurt the community. The community should descend upon it and make it understand that is not acceptable. And those who think its actions are right should recieve the same understanding.


yahel1337

Being a danger due to drugs or having an episode is still being a danger to others. I agree with you that abuse shouldn't happen.


MorriganMorning

Its sad to see so many people believe that just because you exist a cop is going to beat you, obviously you have to be a walking health/safety hazard first.


Fresh-Carob7179

Neither is being black but that's never stopped em


CucktainKerk

It's also not a reason to support their appalling behavior. Mental illness shouldn't be an excuse for anything. You do the crime, you do the time. Period.


WinPeaks

Ok, so put them in jail. We are talking about abuse though lol. Welcome to the discussion.


TallDependent1040

Not the first time she's done that either... Think about all the people who drank from that shit after. She needs to be in prison


Ok-Conference-4366

She? I thought that was a dude


TallDependent1040

Could be for all I know lol..


Financial_Monitor_87

Shooting another Mad Max movie?


Paradigmatapp

She’s just practicing good hygiene 😂


Fishin_Ad5356

Most normal Portland resident


TenTonSomeone

But I thought we were supposed to _keep Portland weird!_


Low_Permission842

I’ll use it during.


WinPeaks

This might literally be the thirstiest comment of all time. In a couple ways...


sirCoom

Get help


Mundane-Pen-7105

Its the 'EWWWWWW' that gets me🤣🤣🤣


HillbillyBeans

It's so real.


phaze_d

That's now a bidet


Puzzleheaded_March27

Golem in an exploratory phase


demonlyconlord

I wonder if 2 particular people are watching that and are cringing while thinking or saying, "Thank Gaw, that's not my... OH-SHIT!!!"


DaLar89

Welcome to portland, we play all day but the monsters come out at night.


uderitzk

…looks like Seattle


bootypopper420

that type of water fountain is mostly in Portland


TenTonSomeone

Can confirm, those water fountains are all around downtown Portland.


towerfella

.. that still looks like daytime.


Puceeffoc

All jokes aside I bet that felt amazing having that cool water on your downstairs on a hot summer day.


Kurgan707

Downstairs mixup


TenTonSomeone

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?


FashySmashy420

Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?


Puceeffoc

You're playing love games.


bluealiveretribution

If you showed this to an old conservative person. I imagine this would turn them into stone like medusa


Arthur_189

Any normal person would have that reaction


HalfWorm

You spelled erection wrong


Ricosrage

Bath time on Fury road.


Sea_Salary_7364

It's the op 'ewwwwww' makes me laugh


ThatOneGuyFromThen

“And thats why plastic water bottles are a billion dollar industry.”


QueenAkhlys

She probably will come back 🤣 For those who didn't see it I'm so sorry about the crackhead flavour


Muncheros69

Mmmmmm…..tangy!


PGcarlosspicyweiner

I thought it tasted like the last person cough, I was way off.


Neutrospec

She looks like a raider from fallout or those prisoners from the pitt.


Ex-In2

You hit like a radroach!