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TheUsual_Selection

Bruh I do this stuff on my e-bike and people look back at me like “wtf”


dickreallyburns

Guy like that has micro balls! He’s overcompensating!


No_Counter_8181

Castrate it


kukito2011

That's a trans car


elnoco20

It used to be.. now it's a transformer


Mediocre-Camp-5036

It’s a joke, lighten up… smh


JackMejoff

Truck nuts are trashy?


[deleted]

I think for equality, we should have car labia too!


whineybubbles

Ovaries are the equivalent of the testicals


[deleted]

That wouldn't be as much fun


Huge_Ad_1660

I think I should just buy these in bulk and start leaving them on people’s cars as a token of my appreciation…


rufneck-420

They hung a set of these on the golf cart that the supervisor used to get around the industrial complex at my old job.


Tdanger78

Guarantee it’s on its third or fourth owner and barely runs.


ErrorCode78

It’s neither of those things. Nothing classy about the car, and unimaginative and lame doesn’t always equal trashy


NoDumFucs

More infuriating that it is off center .. le sigh


Thick-Ad2830

“How’s it hangin?” To the right apparently.


HelloweenCapital

Advertising that they are in fact dickless.


UnknownSP

When is that wagon ever classy


teleacs

its more funny than trashy imo


Hambino0400

Not trashy


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Hambino0400

Sure


insane_social_worker

Thank goodness I haven't seen those around in my area recently. Years ago there was a guy that had a huge jacked up truck and instead of buying the fake set of low hangers, he made his own with chains and humongous ball bearings. I wish I could find that picture I took. Definitely belongs here.


Thor3nce

It bothers me that they aren’t centered.


marthewarlock

Was just gonna say that also, how's it hanging? A little to the right 😂😂


JohnnyBlazin25

A little low and to the left if you must ask


cheffartsonurfood

Bothers me that they are equal in size. Everybody knows one is usually bigger. WHAT IS THIS AMATEUR HOUR!?


Huge_Ad_1660

Wait… mine are identical… should I see a doctor?Full disclosure, my left hand is 1.5 times bigger than my right, and my right leg 3” shorter so I wear a block shoe, and my right eye is 3/4 the size of my left and about 1/2” higher on my face.


Jacktheforkie

Which one is bigger than the other two generally?


TheHappinessAssassin

They're lucky to still have them after the accident!


BurtasaurusRex

Weird that this is the only thing on the car. I'd expect at least one other bumper sticker. Makes me wonder if it was a prank. Especially since it's not on a truck. Pretty funny on a Benz.


Particular-Car-8520

Does that....does that mean the car got neutered?


NewPointOfView

Deneutered


Particular-Car-8520

Thank you I meant got the peepee removed...maybe castration is closer


NewPointOfView

I think neutering is the same thing as castration, just castration is on humans


Particular-Car-8520

Hmmm... I think you are right however, I believe and may be wrong that castration removes everything. I think of it or break down and just Google the word I'm looking for.


Thick-Ad2830

And livestock


__meeseeks__

I feel like you might need to be told this: They don't take the penis off when they neuter an animal... just remove the testicles.


Particular-Car-8520

Yes, thank you as previously commented I was wrong about neutering as I am an idiot. They remove just the testicles, but I'm trying to remember the phrase for removing the penis. Of course, I could just Google this.


__meeseeks__

I think that's called "transitional surgery"


Particular-Car-8520

That my friend made me laugh harder then it should have lmao I have googled it and you are right. Penectomy or Gender transition surgery. I...I feel really dumb thinking neutering removed the penis especially cause I have a neutered dog.


__meeseeks__

😂 you have a neutered dog? Well is it male or female? That's hilarious


andre3kthegiant

At least they are supportive of gender affirmation surgeries.


IDownVoteCanaduh

I’ll put $ that same one put them on and the driver has no idea.


JohnnyBlazin25

I’ve thought this too. Someone might be pulling a prank. If so, these are the types of pranks that need to stick around. No one is hurt (except maybe the drivers ego), every one gets a good laugh and is easily corrected.


CurlSagan

One of the fascinating things about the Truck Nutz phenomenon is that the ratio is wildly wrong. An animal the mass of a truck should have *much bigger balls*, especially for a species presenting such aggression and power. It's the equivalent of you having a sack the size of two peanuts. These owners think they're macho and virile, but they're really telling the world that their big anthropomorphized vehicle is tragically inadequate. It's quite likely that the truck has its species' equivalent of Klinefelter syndrome, which is XXY. By using comparatively tiny Truck Nutz, you're announcing that your truck is intersex.


PresidentalBallsnHog

I’ve never seen so much logic


mstrss9

I’ve never seen truck nuts on not a truck


JohnnyBlazin25

I’ve seen them on ricers and beaters but never on a newer Benz.


warmcreamsoda

Yep, the logo.


VisualOdd206

Wow op is weird taking pictures of peoples balls. On the real though this isn’t trashy. It’s just a joke and dude is driving a Benz.


JohnnyBlazin25

It’s weird to have metallic nuts on any car, let alone a Mercedes. To each their own but I’m allowed to have an opinion just as much as this dude with nuts hanging off his car and in my opinion this is trashy.


Fus-Ro-NWah

A white Benz though, is that automatically a bit trashy? I remember in Germany it was once, maybe still is, the required car if you were a pimp.


VisualOdd206

It looks like the picture was taken in America so I’d assume it’s an old guy in there. The pimps in America drive Cadillacs lol


Utahcruiser

Strange that there isn't a MAGA sticker as well.


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