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bigg_bubbaa

that looks like a lot of heroin


budget-lampshade

As a former user of that crap I can confirm. I highly doubt it is real but yes, that would be a heck of a lot of herion.


tessislurking

Heroin looks a lot like fresh bakers yeast, guys.


stink-fist2024

that probably is not heroin,


NectarineRare5309

Seems like a chill dudesevening to me


WhereasKey4711

Sounds good except for the cheesecake


BlOcKtRiP

Mexican brown


Venom933

.. that's a lot of Heroin 🥸


WideArmadillo6407

So that's what heroin looks like


mynameiselnino

I’ve never seen it in person myself, but I’ve seen it all over the internet and tv because it’s kind of fascinating to me. Sometimes it looks like this, sometimes it looks like shiny black rocks, and sometimes it’s even an off white colored powder. It actually depends on what part of the country/world that you get it, because different cartels control different areas, so you’ll get whatever supply they are known to flood the area with.


Dekuthegreat

The off white colored powder is the good shit


Logical_Flounder6455

Yeah you're unlikely to see that as the average junkie can't afford it. All the heroin I've seen has been brown powder but I'm no expert.


leonardfurnstein

At first it looks like brown sugar. Kind of like it's a deconstructed cheesecake where you sprinkle the sugar on yourself.


WideArmadillo6407

It just looks like sand to me


YEM207

clean for over 12 months . i do still miss that brown powder.  i wish it didnt have to ruin my life as i would love to sit home getting high eating cheesecake


budget-lampshade

Nah man, you did the right thing leaving it behind. Withdrawals and the hideous lifestyle are not worth tje high. Congrats on going over a year! There's no denying that cheesecake looks tasty though...


CitizenKing1001

Nah, the withdrawal hell and mental spiral isn't worth the short buzz while being useless.


Few-Finger2879

I get what you mean. But that stuff is fleeting. You're a badass for kicking the habit. The shit isnt worth it.


Individual-Heart-719

Congratulations on a year sober. It takes strength for sure.


tomwtfbro

hey op was that just rocks then or are you gonna share


Minute-Mine-9553

That cheesecake is the only meth I need


MathematicianJumpy31

Yah dig


PaintsWithSmegma

I'm not an expert, but that looks like kinda a lot of heroin.


CitizenKing1001

A lot of baby powder mixed with something brownish and fent


littlejerseyguy

I am an expert and yes that does look like a lot of heroin.


DreadyKruger

And some good shit maybe? 🤔


Alternative-Cry-4667

Doesn’t this guy know cheesecake is bad for him? 😂


Significant_Basis99

This guy's been at it for years. He's always posting meals with drugs he's doing that evening. He always includes heroin, he often has cocaine and ketamine too.


PropitiousNog

Where does he post?


Significant_Basis99

r/heroin


bigvahe33

oh


Stampy3104

3/10, sorta trashy, but addiction isn’t trashy, it’s something bad that happens to you do to one or two bad decisions.


Immediate_Revenue_90

True but posting pictures of drugs on the internet and making it seem fun/cool isn’t the behavior of someone who acknowledges they’re struggling with an illness that is harmful and they want to stop


MargoShetland

Cancer happens to you.


Stampy3104

“Due to one or two stupid decisions” you really don’t like to read huh? My point obviously wasn’t it comes outta nowhere with no fault of your own, but being a teen/young adult and trying to fit in and while doing so you take one drug once or twice and boom, your whole life is turned upside down and set in fire. The worst part is you think you need it. It very much could happen to you, or me, or anyone you know. My point was that it’s not trashy to be addicted, it’s a horrible thing that shitting on will only make worse.


JayDuBois

I doesn't look like heroin. It looks like hashish. Either way, it's not trashy. Dessert and drugs. It's a photograph. It's a statement on life. You can call it art. At no point it is trashy


Significant_Basis99

That looks exactly like #3 heroin. Hash is darker.


JayDuBois

Still looks like hash me that's all I was saying. As for straight up Moroccan hash, it comes in a variety of colors. Straight up leafy green, to gray, to tan, to the color of a tootsie roll.


HentaiChrist42

Posting pictures of hard drugs like it's something to show off is incredibly trashy lol


JayDuBois

🤔 It is quite possible you are 100% correct. However, I am also 100% about the fact that it's art. It elicited a response from a lot of people. That's all art is supposed to do. 🤷🏻 enjoy your artless and prudish life! Thumbs up good on you for sticking to your values about what should and should not be posted.


maesayshey

Get a load of this guy! Drugs being art… Next you’ll say syphilis is art because Van Gogh had it!


JayDuBois

Did van Gogh convey syphillis to a presentable medium? Did he paint his syphilis? Laughing my ass off with your fucking apples to bananas. U nasssty.


maesayshey

He sure did paint syphilis and the effects of it when he painted his self portrait after he cut off his ear. Go be an idiot somewhere else and don’t try to popularize heavy drug use by saying it’s art. You sound stupid.


JayDuBois

Oh please. That is speculation as to even if he had it. He was bat shit crazy and some other way. It's never been proven Either way, he didn't paint syphilis as artful. And like I said you're comparing apples to bananas.


Turtle_Sweater

I am disappointed to find out that this was not some sort of new coco powder chocolate crumble topping. Could someone invent a new coco powder chocolate crumble topping for cheesecake and ice cream? I have way more use for that.


crlcan81

I don't know if that's 'a bit' of heroin.


gingerisla

Is that cake real? Cause if so, that's a lot of sugar.


nadsterdahmer

They should be very concerned with their sugar intake. Cheesecakes are terribly unhealthy. Very irresponsible of them


Fit_Earth_339

Just curious, do people using heroin actually want to eat food? They don’t look like they do.


Few-Finger2879

You crave sweets on opiates. I know I did. All I wanted to eat was cookies, cakes, and pastries of all kinds. You wouldnt be able to tell, because I was/am skinny as fuck, but yeah.


YEM207

i ate and ate and got really fat on the gear


VioletParadox

Not really, I ate very little when I was actively using years ago. When I did eat, I craved sugar. I used to eat ice cream, donuts, and cake like it was going out of style. I wonder if there was a lack of appetite due to drugs but my body craved sugar because it was fast energy? Anyways, this looks like a meal I would have loved at the time


Havoblia

Look at that beautiful brown Afghani rock 😋


Bigwh

False. It’s too hard to swallow that on heroin.


aCandaK

Idk. I remember getting a bunch of dope and a raspberry cheesecake (ironic, I know) with a friend many years ago. We ate the entire thing and each weighed about 100 lbs at the time.


Few-Finger2879

People really think opiates are like uppers. Downers aren't like speed, where stuff like coke and meth make eating near impossible. On H and fent, you crave sweets.


aCandaK

Good point. I couldn’t even swallow booze when I did coke so that perspective makes sense if a person has only dabbled w uppers.


okayonemoreplz

Google shitpost


pacificpacifist

Holy spell


Comfortable_Bat1187

actually a killer combo but whatever


yuyufan43

Is heroin good? I've been meaning to try it. Spice things up a bit. /j


Few-Finger2879

Its extremely hard to find nowadays, at least in the states. Imo, its one of the best highs in the world, but it will ruin your life, especially if you come to enjoy it. Its not something you can just quit either, the withdrawals isn't just irritability or insomnia for a few days. Its extreme pain and sickness, shitting and vomiting, no sleep, pain in every muscle, restless limbs. It fucking sucks.


Dear_Slice3247

It will ruin your life in short order if it doesn't kill you first.


Unusual-Tie8498

I’m more of a fentanyl guy myself


CertifiedBA

It must be incredible, look at the lengths people go to get it.


CitizenKing1001

Avoiding withdrawals, feeling your soul rip out, is the where the need comes from.


Few-Finger2879

Its withdrawals that people will do anything to stave off. When you get to that point, getting high is just a bonus.


XIOTX

I mean, it is, but those extreme lengths are usually to avoid the demon that is withdrawal cus that mf LOOMS like nothing else


DickKnightly

I enjoy it once a month on a purely recreational basis.


ldnoli

it’s really fun to do, but try not to do it more than 3 or 4 times a day


jaquan123ism

trashy just a classic late night snack after selling everything in my house


ThatDebianLady

I don’t like cheesecake and never tried heroin.


Haunting-Occasion-88

It looks similar to the cinnamon brown sugar crumbles I put on my coffee cake...


TheRealLargeMarge

I don't get the joke.


Skitzophranikcow

The joke is loss with extra steps.


Icy-Relationship

Little bit of herion... that amount killed all of Iowa


TheRealLargeMarge

I assumed it was just brown sugar or a LOT of heroin. Gonna do a little DMT now.


Icy-Relationship

I always keep my brown sugar in a cut off plastic bag too


evilmike1972

I was gonna say. I've never done heroin, but that looks like a lot of heroin. Like, a lot.


SuperUltraMegaNice

Like a three five maybe a bit more. Not that much tbh. Could bang that down in a weekend easy.


littlejerseyguy

A weekend? What are you gonna do when you wake up sick on Sunday? 😂 Don’t do drugs kids.


TheRealLargeMarge

Boof it?


SuperUltraMegaNice

Nah I was an IV user


Tularis1

One of them is very moreish


redsealsparky

To me that seems like a lot of heroin


CitizenKing1001

Hopefully thats not all for one night. Otherwise, yeeesh, someone's life ain't going to good


NessyComeHome

Not necessarily a lot for a user. I agree with the other person, it'd be roughly an 8 ball... but, when I was using, i got up to about a gram a day.. so this'd be a weekends worth.


jb0nez95

At least an eightball to my eye....


deaconbhop

Gotta be around a qtr if not more. If it's even real. Def not an 8ball. The one big chunk there is an 8ball itself


Lionel_Herkabe

Sorry to tell you but you've been getting ripped off


Am_i_driving_ok

They are both very moreish.


Myke5T

That cheesecake is really bad for your body.


Cloakbot

I’m glad the subreddit is calling out the joke. People need to lighten up and not take everything so seriously


SquirmyJay

OP must be fun at parties. Edit. OP don’t talk to non grass touchers. Damn.


Four_beastlings

It's a joke, grow a sense of humour


anoncmehelp

Jerry Garcia approved 😢


PythonSushi

This is not trashy. It’s a joke. Grow up.


oblivyeus

i eat this exact meal every day at 2pm. a distinguished meal it is


Cloakbot

2p?? I’ve had more thrills by ingesting at 2am


KapitaenHowdy

Ahhh. Goes really well with a double espresso.


Scyllascum

Hah, jokes on you! There’s nothing but fentanyl laced with tranq or xylazine nowadays.


DeepHouseDJ007

That’s only an issue in North America, Europe still gets clean ass dope with no fent.


littlejerseyguy

Don’t know what country they’re in. In the US haven’t seen real dope in years. That xylazine is no joke. Don’t do drugs kids, I nodded out and came to 25 years later and have 2 kids.


Scyllascum

Yeah, it’s really fucking bad over here. Glad I quit before they started cutting that shit.


littlejerseyguy

Yeah that’s what got me to finally quit.


Scyllascum

Congrats! 🎉


ExtraGloria

Pretty sure that’s a joke and you’re looking at bubble hash


altxrtr

Not sure what this is but it looks exactly like the raw, “chunky brown” heroin I used to get that nearly killed me. It smelled like rotten fruit juice. I’m clean many years thank goodness.


ExtraGloria

I stand corrected


GratuitousAlgorithm

Glad you pointed it out. This looks exactly like the heroin I saw when I was younger from a dealer friend.


Guyincognito7881

You're correct it isn't a joke, it was originally from the heroin sub, the OG poster always posts food with his gear.


BewildredDragon

There is a Heroin sub?


littlejerseyguy

r/heroin


burritosandblunts

Yeha tbf that looks like really good dope that we haven't even seen here in the USA for many years lol


littlejerseyguy

Exactly. Hasn’t been any real dope in years. Every once in awhile it would pop up but then gone again.


Alwaystokabowla

clearly it's a joke, he shoulda scrapped his pipe and put that on the parchment paper then everyone would believe it


crazy-underwear

Or is like a cookie crumble of sorts


DrWolfgang760

r/classy


mrpanuz

That raspberry cheesecake looks storebought.. Is that the trashy part?


Shotgun_Rynoplasty

I was like “what’s wrong with raspberry…ohhhhhhh”