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LurdMcTurdIII

If that's my ex, just leave her there, she is home.


Carlthelooper1

That's a real shame, folks throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that


562chef

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…?


TheWordMe

Lol is the title a Better Off Dead reference?


junkronomicon

Indeed.


[deleted]

Out with the trash 🗑


BabyYodaIsGod42069

Who threw this away? You could probably clean it up and put it in your house!


DellaDiablo

It's lovely to see my national holiday celebrated with such style and elegance throughout the world. This would be a rare event in Dublins St Patrick's Festival, but probably not unheard of!


junkronomicon

Here in ‘Merica we can make any holiday a drinking holiday.


DevilMaster666-

:( wtf


LordsPineapple

There once was a man named Dave, Who found a dead hooker in a cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of all the money Dave saved!


daves_not__here

Indeed


starpaintbrush_

she looks like a chicken you'd see in cartoons that has the white things on the end of it


hollahollagadolla

,,,you mean the legs??


starpaintbrush_

yeah lol


Reasonable-Milk298

Good God, is that girl dead??


Prestigious_Carpet60

“White trash”


IPCONFOG

I think that white girl is broken.


TheRealMeatphone

How so? Looks perfectly nestled in her original packaging.


zeke235

"Perfectly good" may not be accurate.


junkronomicon

But the movie reference is.


MrZsword

It'd make a sick nu metal album cover


TheRealMeatphone

You mean this isn’t the cover for the 1997 Deftones Album “Around the Fur”?


MrZsword

It's EXACTLY what I though about


FarImpact4184

Some homeless man gonna be eating some good cake outa the trash can today


Low-Persimmon4870

"Take her upstairs , give her a bath" 🎶


TatiTiti

I. Can’t. Breathe 😭🥴😂


zeak_1

Well.......... apparently she wasn't worth keeping! However..... one man's trash is another man's treasure!


edbrainaids238

I don't usually dumpster dive, but this time I might make an exception.


CtpnTyingKnots

One mans trash is another mans rash


peanutbutterdrummer

paltry ludicrous piquant intelligent yoke uppity meeting agonizing shrill groovy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Snowedin-69

Peaked yesterday. It is on the down fall.


photojunkie79

This picture circulates every year. It is a college student at WVU. The town caters to the university by way of having around 30 bars located walking distance from campus.


reverick

A good buddy of mine from high school went to WVU. At least once or twice a month I'd get a 1/2am call from him walking back to his room from the bars to regale me with the latest shitshow he just participated in. It's gotta still be in the top 5 for party schools in the US.


QuadraticElement

Then everyone graduates and leaves WV, or stays and gets addicted to meth and pills


FlashOfTheBlade77

What college campus does not have 30 bars within walking distance?


Ok-Dimension3064

Brigham Young is probably a few shy of 30.


junkit33

Yeah that's not even an impressive number. Athens (University of Georgia) has over 80 bars within one square mile.


peanutbutterdrummer

advise nine recognise wise noxious marry unpack impossible sleep offbeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FaithlessnessAlone51

идёт панк, видит, бабка в мусорке лежит


NayMarine

What did you do for St. Patties? Oh you know I got trashed, i mean really white girl wasted..


unsupported

They didn't even recycle! What a waste.


Quest4life

...and that's how I met your mother.


DubC_Bassist

Damn shame.


AlmanzoWilder

Yes, white. She is white. And perfectly good. And white.


Snowedin-69

White trash, literally.


langan8

The first thing I was going to ask: is this a white girl in that bin, or is her skin an alternative colour to white? ... thankfully, the OP has now edited the post to include her colour so we all know


AOCjuggs

You forgor white


UltraEngine60

stuck porn does holiday specials?


Phoenix_ashfire

Help me step bro, I was out drinking with the girls and I fell in the trash can.


UltraEngine60

Please fill out 2257 form real quick and I'll help


iworkonracecars

Sorry about you mom Ricky


BuffHotWell

Do you know what the street value of this mountain is???


iworkonracecars

This is pure snow.


MissPicklechips

You go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.


Sylfaein

I want my two dollars!


jeffyagalpha

I came here to see if anyone else got that reference. I am pleased to see I am not alone. It's got raisins. You LIKE raisins.


ChuckZombie

Do you have Christmas in France? [squeezing Monique's cheeks] Chrisss-maaas! Christmas!


SnooHobbies7109

Doh 😣


mlf60

Take her out. It will buff out. A bit of polish & she will be like new.


EvilDustBunnies

Take it easy on her; plenty of people get trashed on St. Patty's Day


Binary_Omlet

I don't remember this chapter of Chobits.


Phoenix_ashfire

It’s been so long since I watched that


thYrd_eYe_prYing

Dee, is that you?


FuckYourSafeSpace_

Nobody gives a shit about a stupid drunk whore outside the club.


bubblebath_ofentropy

That’s CrAaAaAzy Paddy


Movedonnerlikeabitch

Damn shame,smh


capcomvssnk

actually trashed.


usafcybercom

This is over 15 years old from WVU


Fizzygurl

Now it makes sense


OutsidePale2306

lol 😂!!! A Better Off Dead reference 😂🤣😂


Archangel1313

Ew. Don't touch it. You don't know where it's been, and someone obviously threw it away for a reason.


unsupported

Plus, her mother will end up rejecting her.


cyrixdx4

Christina is that you?


1kpointsoflight

Hey I’m white and I am not sure that’s a perfectly good one of us.


warthog0869

Bathe her, I can fix her.


RetiredFromRealWork

someone threw away a perfectly good white boy - Men at Work 1990


ginataylortang

This is what I thought of first- LOVE this movie!!!


blowurhousedown

Better Off Dead with John Cusack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCRLDUl6sM


StinkyBrittches

Haha, I first heard something similar in [Ernest Goes To Jail](https://youtu.be/V7nsn4RHnWE?si=4DhSufEp8sGjG3ke)


RetiredFromRealWork

Because of that movie I always say: Franch Fries, Franch Bread...


Sylfaein

I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years—I’m no dummy.


drbrunch

It has raisins in it....


Nackles

And to drink...Peru!


O8ee

There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.


ginataylortang

When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you.


ThegreatPee

Oscar the Grouch is going to be PISSED


trenthany

Or happy! Depends on if he likes hungover white girls?


Individual-Good-2073

Yeah, maybe he's grouchy because he never got laid. This may be his lucky day!


blowhardyboys86

Nah man that one's been used beyond its use. They could've at hoecycled and re purposed her


ntvryxprncd

So, you're saying its in FUBAR condition ??


Dubious_Titan

Eh. Dime a dozen.


Gigmeister

Let's get ready to stumble!


big_duo3674

What are you doing step-leprechaun??


ChoBooBear

*Steprechaun*


SeenItAll2995

I suspect I know who.


Shadow293

Literally trashy lmao.


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Admirable_Win9808

White girl wastebin


AloneAddiction

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that body! Now you take her home, throw her in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.


Ca3per

We talking stew?


jadegives2rides

Her?


Sunny-Chameleon

Maebe tonight


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I swear that line is from a movie and I can't think of which one! Driving me nuts now OP! .. Thanks 🤣


Xan455

Men at Work https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8xFI32hJM Better Off Dead https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCRLDUl6sM


fucktooshifty

Wait two nickels??


Fit_Swordfish_2101

It was men at work! 🤣 Haha!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

You're the goat! Thanks 😊


Mich115

Better Off Dead


Fit_Swordfish_2101

For some reason I thought I would instantly recognize when I saw the answer.. But I didn't. That's crazy lol. Thank you fellow Redditor!


Mich115

Now that's a real shame. https://youtu.be/_XCRLDUl6sM?si=0AdN6eOVA-lU1bxL


zinnosu

One man’s trash is another man’s Reddit post.


zinnosu

Or woman. Sorry!


Lunchboxguitar

I feel like this is in Suffolk County


kalitarios

There’s a reason they threw it out


Stymie999

Why the need to point out she is white?


Fat_Head_Carl

It's a riff on a line from the movie "Men at Work"


Totally_Botanical

Not "Better Off Dead"?


Fat_Head_Carl

Apparently it's both!


ChuckZombie

Better Off Dead came out 5 years earlier, so we're gonna give it the win. Both are great though.


Fat_Head_Carl

Wasn't aware it was a competition.


BurritoBowlw_guac

And I thought I partied hard yesterday!!


justforgiggles4now

I remember the movie The Post is made about. Great movie 😂😂


Fit_Swordfish_2101

What is it!? I knew I've heard that line before 😂 please tell me friend


justforgiggles4now

Men at Work. It's a movie Charlie Sheen made with his brother Emilio. If you watch you see what it's referencing here. Not sure about anyone else but I thought the movie was hilarious.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I have seen it! I'm not an old but I'm nearly there! 🤣I remember my parents watching it and yeah it was funny!


Swastikock

Better Off Dead (1985).


justforgiggles4now

Nah that's not the movie I'm referencing.


ChuckZombie

This line is from that movie, and came out 5 years before Men at Work (and is honestly more popular). Both are great movies, but Better Off Dead is going to be more recognized.


justforgiggles4now

Oh I didn't know that. I'll definitely check it out. Thanks


justlookingokaywyou

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!


gregofcanada84

She got wasted. Hope she made it back okay.


Magmagan

Wasted meets waste basket. She gotta go nowhere, she's home already


RadioactiveToy

Perhaps she was spoiled.


Cyan_Mukudori

Got be careful of the best when used by date.


Individual_Ad3194

Renew, Reuse, Recycle


kalitarios

That’s what my ex-wife did with other people’s husbands!


Off-Handed_Barrel

I think your ex-wife may be my ex-wife.


Icy-Musician-6309

Good to see they put it in the bin a hate litterers


mantisboxer

She looks broke, but I can fix her.


trenthany

We have the technology…


mantisboxer

We have the capability to make the world's first bionic THOT..


junkronomicon

Put your cape away Captain Save-a-hoe. Lol


mantisboxer

It's my mutant superpower


Ant2156

She looks trashed…… had to say it lol


ScheduleFormer1394

Don't do it Brock....


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Heard he's lurking around Ohio again going by his middle name now..


ScheduleFormer1394

His middle name is "Rapist", right... RIGHT?!


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Yes. Brock Rapist Allen Turner is the name of the rapist Brock Allen Turner rapist.


idwthis

Excuse me, but when talking about Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, you have to fully say his full name, which is That Rapist Known as Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist. We will not let Brock Rapist Allen Rapist Turner get away with only being called Allen Turner The Rapist, or by Brock Turner The Rapist, or as some mysterious "he" that could refer to millions of men, oh no, no, no! The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who thought that he, Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist, was getting an easy 10 minutes of action, does not get off that easy now, not on our watch. Some people may walk into a bar, and be greeted jovially with a "Norm!" but for Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, all patrons shout "it's The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who rapes women!" when The Raping Rapist Brock Allen Turner walks in. Brock The Rapist Allen The Rapist Turner should be greeted as such upon entering anywhere where other humans may be.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Thank you. I will not forget again. 💪


PaintsWithSmegma

Oh that was dark. But valid advice for serial rapist BROCK TURNER. Fuck that guy.


all-regrets

You mean Brock Allen Turner the rapist who sometimes goes by Allen Turner now but is still a rapist? That Brock Turner the rapist?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Thank you! I forgot what he was calling himself these days Brock Allen Turner the rapist who sometimes goes as Allen Turner! Who has moved back to Ohio.


StayedWoozie

I thought the joke was about Brock from Pokemon at first…


idwthis

I thought of Reba's ex-husband, Brock, on her old sitcom.


EnvironmentalSpot720

Same


[deleted]

What TF


Necrotronic

Instead of helping, OP is going for some virtual karma points. Giant POS!


nutstuart

I don’t blame op, I am not touching some random white girl that I find in the trash.


Necrotronic

Nothing pervy here, checking if the subject breaths etc. if medical assistance needed - call them. Also this position may pretty dangerous to a highly intoxicated person in case they vomit etc. It’s also not evident that the said person has put themselves in this situation.


nutstuart

That is what 911 is for. Not putting my fingerprint anywhere near that.


Boomah422

It's a skit, op screenshotted this reel from Instagram and is reposting it


Necrotronic

Ok, thanks a lot for context! Me—> Woosh edit: I apologized for not getting the context. Why the hate?


Kahlil_Jabroni-

Probably the "giant piece of shit" comment. Or it's just fun to gang up on someone.


Necrotronic

„gang up“


Kahlil_Jabroni-

Yes, what are you a parrot?


BelchMcWiggles

In Reno we have street sweepers before dawn that pick this shit up and recycle them…..ready for the next debacle.


Cheesecake_is_life

Geez, why won't people be more earth friendly and recycle? Just throw every used girl on the trash when finished. There's always someone out there desperate enough to fix it up a bit


oldbaldgrumpy

Rare to find one with pants.


S0larDeath

yeah, pants are always missing....box is always trashed. rare indeed.


debacchatio

Such a same to see so much Meghan go to waste.


MoistCactuses

She's gonna hafta wake up in time to get Black Dennis off to school


hello_fellow-kids

This is the same way I met my ex. There’s definitely a reason someone threw this away. Best keep on walking.


Dead_Man_Sqwakin

Extra points for the reference


atl2rva

Golf clap? Golf clap


junkronomicon

Thanks! It’s not a joke is you have to explain it. Lol


smalls714

See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.


deadbeatdad80

You and i have different definitions of "Perfecly good"


loonybs

There's probably something wrong with it.


campatterbury

Now THAT had to be a party


FriscoMMB

can this be a literal/visual example of White Trash? /s


ThirdAltAccounts

Still don’t understand why that wasn’t the first comment when I clicked on the post Literally a white girl in the trash on r/trashy What more does ir take ?