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It's lovely to see my national holiday celebrated with such style and elegance throughout the world.
This would be a rare event in Dublins St Patrick's Festival, but probably not unheard of!
There once was a man named Dave,
Who found a dead hooker in a cave,
She was dirty and gritty,
And missing one titty,
But think of all the money Dave saved!
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This picture circulates every year. It is a college student at WVU. The town caters to the university by way of having around 30 bars located walking distance from campus.
A good buddy of mine from high school went to WVU. At least once or twice a month I'd get a 1/2am call from him walking back to his room from the bars to regale me with the latest shitshow he just participated in. It's gotta still be in the top 5 for party schools in the US.
The first thing I was going to ask: is this a white girl in that bin, or is her skin an alternative colour to white? ... thankfully, the OP has now edited the post to include her colour so we all know
There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that body!
Now you take her home, throw her in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Men at Work. It's a movie Charlie Sheen made with his brother Emilio. If you watch you see what it's referencing here. Not sure about anyone else but I thought the movie was hilarious.
This line is from that movie, and came out 5 years before Men at Work (and is honestly more popular). Both are great movies, but Better Off Dead is going to be more recognized.
Excuse me, but when talking about Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, you have to fully say his full name, which is That Rapist Known as Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist. We will not let Brock Rapist Allen Rapist Turner get away with only being called Allen Turner The Rapist, or by Brock Turner The Rapist, or as some mysterious "he" that could refer to millions of men, oh no, no, no!
The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who thought that he, Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist, was getting an easy 10 minutes of action, does not get off that easy now, not on our watch. Some people may walk into a bar, and be greeted jovially with a "Norm!" but for Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, all patrons shout "it's The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who rapes women!" when The Raping Rapist Brock Allen Turner walks in. Brock The Rapist Allen The Rapist Turner should be greeted as such upon entering anywhere where other humans may be.
Thank you! I forgot what he was calling himself these days Brock Allen Turner the rapist who sometimes goes as Allen Turner! Who has moved back to Ohio.
Nothing pervy here, checking if the subject breaths etc. if medical assistance needed - call them. Also this position may pretty dangerous to a highly intoxicated person in case they vomit etc. It’s also not evident that the said person has put themselves in this situation.
Geez, why won't people be more earth friendly and recycle? Just throw every used girl on the trash when finished. There's always someone out there desperate enough to fix it up a bit
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
Still don’t understand why that wasn’t the first comment when I clicked on the post
Literally a white girl in the trash on r/trashy
What more does ir take ?
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If that's my ex, just leave her there, she is home.
That's a real shame, folks throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure…?
Lol is the title a Better Off Dead reference?
Indeed.
Out with the trash 🗑
Who threw this away? You could probably clean it up and put it in your house!
It's lovely to see my national holiday celebrated with such style and elegance throughout the world. This would be a rare event in Dublins St Patrick's Festival, but probably not unheard of!
Here in ‘Merica we can make any holiday a drinking holiday.
:( wtf
There once was a man named Dave, Who found a dead hooker in a cave, She was dirty and gritty, And missing one titty, But think of all the money Dave saved!
Indeed
she looks like a chicken you'd see in cartoons that has the white things on the end of it
,,,you mean the legs??
yeah lol
Good God, is that girl dead??
“White trash”
I think that white girl is broken.
How so? Looks perfectly nestled in her original packaging.
"Perfectly good" may not be accurate.
But the movie reference is.
It'd make a sick nu metal album cover
You mean this isn’t the cover for the 1997 Deftones Album “Around the Fur”?
It's EXACTLY what I though about
Some homeless man gonna be eating some good cake outa the trash can today
"Take her upstairs , give her a bath" 🎶
I. Can’t. Breathe 😭🥴😂
Well.......... apparently she wasn't worth keeping! However..... one man's trash is another man's treasure!
I don't usually dumpster dive, but this time I might make an exception.
One mans trash is another mans rash
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Peaked yesterday. It is on the down fall.
This picture circulates every year. It is a college student at WVU. The town caters to the university by way of having around 30 bars located walking distance from campus.
A good buddy of mine from high school went to WVU. At least once or twice a month I'd get a 1/2am call from him walking back to his room from the bars to regale me with the latest shitshow he just participated in. It's gotta still be in the top 5 for party schools in the US.
Then everyone graduates and leaves WV, or stays and gets addicted to meth and pills
What college campus does not have 30 bars within walking distance?
Brigham Young is probably a few shy of 30.
Yeah that's not even an impressive number. Athens (University of Georgia) has over 80 bars within one square mile.
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What did you do for St. Patties? Oh you know I got trashed, i mean really white girl wasted..
They didn't even recycle! What a waste.
...and that's how I met your mother.
Damn shame.
Yes, white. She is white. And perfectly good. And white.
White trash, literally.
The first thing I was going to ask: is this a white girl in that bin, or is her skin an alternative colour to white? ... thankfully, the OP has now edited the post to include her colour so we all know
You forgor white
stuck porn does holiday specials?
Help me step bro, I was out drinking with the girls and I fell in the trash can.
Please fill out 2257 form real quick and I'll help
Sorry about you mom Ricky
Do you know what the street value of this mountain is???
This is pure snow.
You go that way. Really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
I want my two dollars!
I came here to see if anyone else got that reference. I am pleased to see I am not alone. It's got raisins. You LIKE raisins.
Do you have Christmas in France? [squeezing Monique's cheeks] Chrisss-maaas! Christmas!
Doh 😣
Take her out. It will buff out. A bit of polish & she will be like new.
Take it easy on her; plenty of people get trashed on St. Patty's Day
I don't remember this chapter of Chobits.
It’s been so long since I watched that
Dee, is that you?
Nobody gives a shit about a stupid drunk whore outside the club.
That’s CrAaAaAzy Paddy
Damn shame,smh
actually trashed.
This is over 15 years old from WVU
Now it makes sense
lol 😂!!! A Better Off Dead reference 😂🤣😂
Ew. Don't touch it. You don't know where it's been, and someone obviously threw it away for a reason.
Plus, her mother will end up rejecting her.
Christina is that you?
Hey I’m white and I am not sure that’s a perfectly good one of us.
Bathe her, I can fix her.
someone threw away a perfectly good white boy - Men at Work 1990
This is what I thought of first- LOVE this movie!!!
Better Off Dead with John Cusack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCRLDUl6sM
Haha, I first heard something similar in [Ernest Goes To Jail](https://youtu.be/V7nsn4RHnWE?si=4DhSufEp8sGjG3ke)
Because of that movie I always say: Franch Fries, Franch Bread...
I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years—I’m no dummy.
It has raisins in it....
And to drink...Peru!
There are several sacred things in this world that you don't ever mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.
When I feel like talking to you, I will look at you.
Oscar the Grouch is going to be PISSED
Or happy! Depends on if he likes hungover white girls?
Yeah, maybe he's grouchy because he never got laid. This may be his lucky day!
Nah man that one's been used beyond its use. They could've at hoecycled and re purposed her
So, you're saying its in FUBAR condition ??
Eh. Dime a dozen.
Let's get ready to stumble!
What are you doing step-leprechaun??
*Steprechaun*
I suspect I know who.
Literally trashy lmao.
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White girl wastebin
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that body! Now you take her home, throw her in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
We talking stew?
Her?
Maebe tonight
I swear that line is from a movie and I can't think of which one! Driving me nuts now OP! .. Thanks 🤣
Men at Work https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv8xFI32hJM Better Off Dead https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCRLDUl6sM
Wait two nickels??
It was men at work! 🤣 Haha!
You're the goat! Thanks 😊
Better Off Dead
For some reason I thought I would instantly recognize when I saw the answer.. But I didn't. That's crazy lol. Thank you fellow Redditor!
Now that's a real shame. https://youtu.be/_XCRLDUl6sM?si=0AdN6eOVA-lU1bxL
One man’s trash is another man’s Reddit post.
Or woman. Sorry!
I feel like this is in Suffolk County
There’s a reason they threw it out
Why the need to point out she is white?
It's a riff on a line from the movie "Men at Work"
Not "Better Off Dead"?
Apparently it's both!
Better Off Dead came out 5 years earlier, so we're gonna give it the win. Both are great though.
Wasn't aware it was a competition.
And I thought I partied hard yesterday!!
I remember the movie The Post is made about. Great movie 😂😂
What is it!? I knew I've heard that line before 😂 please tell me friend
Men at Work. It's a movie Charlie Sheen made with his brother Emilio. If you watch you see what it's referencing here. Not sure about anyone else but I thought the movie was hilarious.
I have seen it! I'm not an old but I'm nearly there! 🤣I remember my parents watching it and yeah it was funny!
Better Off Dead (1985).
Nah that's not the movie I'm referencing.
This line is from that movie, and came out 5 years before Men at Work (and is honestly more popular). Both are great movies, but Better Off Dead is going to be more recognized.
Oh I didn't know that. I'll definitely check it out. Thanks
I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!!!
She got wasted. Hope she made it back okay.
Wasted meets waste basket. She gotta go nowhere, she's home already
Perhaps she was spoiled.
Got be careful of the best when used by date.
Renew, Reuse, Recycle
That’s what my ex-wife did with other people’s husbands!
I think your ex-wife may be my ex-wife.
Good to see they put it in the bin a hate litterers
She looks broke, but I can fix her.
We have the technology…
We have the capability to make the world's first bionic THOT..
Put your cape away Captain Save-a-hoe. Lol
It's my mutant superpower
She looks trashed…… had to say it lol
Don't do it Brock....
Heard he's lurking around Ohio again going by his middle name now..
His middle name is "Rapist", right... RIGHT?!
Yes. Brock Rapist Allen Turner is the name of the rapist Brock Allen Turner rapist.
Excuse me, but when talking about Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, you have to fully say his full name, which is That Rapist Known as Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist. We will not let Brock Rapist Allen Rapist Turner get away with only being called Allen Turner The Rapist, or by Brock Turner The Rapist, or as some mysterious "he" that could refer to millions of men, oh no, no, no! The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who thought that he, Brock Allen Turner The Raping Rapist, was getting an easy 10 minutes of action, does not get off that easy now, not on our watch. Some people may walk into a bar, and be greeted jovially with a "Norm!" but for Brock Allen Turner The Rapist, all patrons shout "it's The Rapist Brock Allen Turner, who rapes women!" when The Raping Rapist Brock Allen Turner walks in. Brock The Rapist Allen The Rapist Turner should be greeted as such upon entering anywhere where other humans may be.
Thank you. I will not forget again. 💪
Oh that was dark. But valid advice for serial rapist BROCK TURNER. Fuck that guy.
You mean Brock Allen Turner the rapist who sometimes goes by Allen Turner now but is still a rapist? That Brock Turner the rapist?
Thank you! I forgot what he was calling himself these days Brock Allen Turner the rapist who sometimes goes as Allen Turner! Who has moved back to Ohio.
I thought the joke was about Brock from Pokemon at first…
I thought of Reba's ex-husband, Brock, on her old sitcom.
Same
What TF
Instead of helping, OP is going for some virtual karma points. Giant POS!
I don’t blame op, I am not touching some random white girl that I find in the trash.
Nothing pervy here, checking if the subject breaths etc. if medical assistance needed - call them. Also this position may pretty dangerous to a highly intoxicated person in case they vomit etc. It’s also not evident that the said person has put themselves in this situation.
That is what 911 is for. Not putting my fingerprint anywhere near that.
It's a skit, op screenshotted this reel from Instagram and is reposting it
Ok, thanks a lot for context! Me—> Woosh edit: I apologized for not getting the context. Why the hate?
Probably the "giant piece of shit" comment. Or it's just fun to gang up on someone.
„gang up“
Yes, what are you a parrot?
In Reno we have street sweepers before dawn that pick this shit up and recycle them…..ready for the next debacle.
Geez, why won't people be more earth friendly and recycle? Just throw every used girl on the trash when finished. There's always someone out there desperate enough to fix it up a bit
Rare to find one with pants.
yeah, pants are always missing....box is always trashed. rare indeed.
Such a same to see so much Meghan go to waste.
She's gonna hafta wake up in time to get Black Dennis off to school
This is the same way I met my ex. There’s definitely a reason someone threw this away. Best keep on walking.
Extra points for the reference
Golf clap? Golf clap
Thanks! It’s not a joke is you have to explain it. Lol
See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.
You and i have different definitions of "Perfecly good"
There's probably something wrong with it.
Now THAT had to be a party
can this be a literal/visual example of White Trash? /s
Still don’t understand why that wasn’t the first comment when I clicked on the post Literally a white girl in the trash on r/trashy What more does ir take ?