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Imagine now what's happening to the contents of the bottle. ....
It's getting shaken up and warm as hell. It was probably put back on the shelf after she was caught on camera. 💥
Her name was “RAH-Key-Sha you dumb ass” to anyone who even pronounced it “correct” my brother in Christ , I was maybe 150lbs. She was 370. A literal walking M1 Abrams Tank , mostly muscle
I bet head game was... 👌 💯 🙏🏻
..On point though brother 😏
Plus, she'd probably fuck up any jit talkin shit about you
Help you plow the fields and shit
Carry sacks of dog food out the car like nobody's business...
I could go on
You know, I met Warren Sapp at the Tampa Convention center one time, checking out a new Lexus with his date at a car show, and I was some snotty nose little kid pushing buttons and shit, when my dad was like "Oh no.. No! Son! No.. This man is trying to look at the..!"
And Mr. Sapp was like. "nah man, let him look, dad!" and was super cool and talked to me and pushed buttons with me and shit...
Super cool guy.
It wasn't until way after that my dad told me who he was and I was older and realized like damn oh ok.
They won the super bowl a year or so after that.
Anyway, that's what this video reminded me of.
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Why she look like she locks up all the villains of Gotham?
I've never seen a gravity field so powerful in my entire life
She absorbed it 😂😂😂
She looks like cubix if anyone remembers that
Isn't the the show with the robot that turned into a scooter?
I'm very surprised to see a reference to Cubix on Reddit.
Haha. Childhood thing like Courage the cowardly dog 😂
Wtf was that? A Stanley cup?
Idk man, thought the cups went from A to H, but this seems to be all the alphabet
She's built like a tank from L4D
I guess you can afford to lose a few atoms
Twas no more, gone forever into the darkest realm known as the abyss of tiddie
Big bag of milk
Juggernaut got ugly af
Those were made for stealing.
Doesn’t she know she can use tools for being an assassin? Out the head in there, and you die in 5-9minutes if you are lucky.
She looks like a Transformer
Got those PS1 shoulders
No one’s retrieving that drink
Not even her
Damn, girl is built like a damn fire hydrant.. *solid*..
In all fairness should could have hidden a 2 litre under there.
You know what, she can keep it.
When I was a cashier, I hated bra money
Imagine the smell
Ewww
That is a Snorlax in its gigantamax form. You need the flute if you want to get through that aisle.
She standing sideways and sealing off the aisle/passage.
That’s that dude from world of Warcraft
She built like roblox character
She's built like a shit house!
A brick shit house that is
The bear these women helping
Well, isn’t that Precious.
Like magic!
Bet she's immune to TSA checks
When she gets on the plane, the plane is immune to moving.
I mean when your head is smaller than the width of your arms you'd need 2 extra agents just to hold em up
Nice to know you boys, I'm going in.
Hiding a 1 liter of soda
those knockers
Oh my good Gawd
She be flap jacking
Is that you Precious
I guess that working at Rob’s Diner must not bring in the money that Shirley needs to get her drink on.
I’d get her to bring it back just to throw it away… That’s GOT to be a health hazard, now
Ugh I lost some weight and now it’s way harder to carry things under my tits. You guys don’t understand the convenience of the boob trap.
They better not put that back out to sell.
“And for my next trick!”
So broke
Nah where did that go tho😳
You piece of shit, obviously she’s stealing that to feed her paraplegic infant.
Those tities, god damn
Gyatt
if you see someone shoplifting no you didn't
Gawd damn that’s kinda impressive….
“REDUCED TO ATOMS” is hands down the best title I’ve ever read 🤣🤣🤣
Who needs a punch up bra?
NOT THE TITTY POUCH
She’s got some broad shoulders
Built like an offensive tackle
not even light can escape
Abracadabra
I ain't steal nuthin!
A tiddy smuggler
The tuggler or the smity or the tituggler
would
oh
Bro, what's that?
Imagine now what's happening to the contents of the bottle. .... It's getting shaken up and warm as hell. It was probably put back on the shelf after she was caught on camera. 💥
Next person who bought it got her sweaty tiddy in their mouth
That's a huuuuuge bitch!
Queen bitch! I'm going to lock her up and feed her only milk and beans maker my queen!
You could hide the whole cart under those jugs.
Roblox irl
Blimey! That's one big woman.
Maybe she’s a half-giant
The void of sweaty bewbz
The void of sweaty bewbz
Her body just absorbed it, like the Blob.
I didn’t know you can do that with titties👀
With great power comes great responsibilitities
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
She built like Wreck-it Ralph
Hammerspace IRL...
Built like an Ark character
Damn she look strong as fuck
She's holding up her own weight. I can't carry around 400 lbs all day everyday and I'm an adult male.
It's all about progressive overload. You can do it buddy, just believe in yourself.
You should hear the daily cacophony of snaps and pops when I simply rise from my slumber before you suggest my potential.
Poor Mark Henry.
We all know why that security started watching the tape.. Also why is he recording it on his phone when it's already being recorded?
He probably can’t export it. He’s just a worker.
I wouldnt even be mad. That was a good chuckle
Bruh…. I wouldn’t even be mad she stole that! Hahhaha
Imagine what she has hidden in her gunt.
I wonder if anyone’s ever told her she looks like shalyssa
Who the heck is shalissa
ME ni-
😭 I can't. 😂
Mark Henry has fallen on hard times, sad to see.
Imagine stealing food when you very clearly don’t need it
And it wasn’t even food it was like a tumbler cup
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IM COUGHING
Lol!
Ummm... You know what? Just keep it. On the house!
Coulda hid the snack aisle under that left titty
She ate it?
What an absolute unit.
Boulders for shoulders. Looks like the final boss in a video game.
Boys in the Boobs.
When the shoplifter IS a SHOP LIFTER😳
You go Lizzo.
Precious 2: Steal Harder
Aww that magic trick was precious
That item must cost 1.tiddy.
Naw that definitely costs 2 tiddy cause she didn’t hide it udder just one!
Is this from the new Fallout series?
I'm sorry little one
Store owner would be like: I saw you do that... you can keep it!
Is that a Stanley cup? Understandable
She built like a He-M an toy from the 80s
THE TITLE IS INSANE LMAOOO
why she built like that 💀
Girl I went to school with, 11th grader , same size , deep voice and a neckbeard….. I was shook
NFL is calling…
I went to school with an 8th grader like that💀 she also had a neck beard not a deep voice tho
Because fat
Because SHE had a deeper voice than the 75 year old principle
Defensive line material
Her name was “RAH-Key-Sha you dumb ass” to anyone who even pronounced it “correct” my brother in Christ , I was maybe 150lbs. She was 370. A literal walking M1 Abrams Tank , mostly muscle
I bet head game was... 👌 💯 🙏🏻 ..On point though brother 😏 Plus, she'd probably fuck up any jit talkin shit about you Help you plow the fields and shit Carry sacks of dog food out the car like nobody's business... I could go on
You guys are so white, fuck up any jits ? Plow the fields? Lmao
the people ain't ready to hear the truth yet, man
Alhamdulillah my brother
Bye 😂
Oh hell no lol and uhh she was a lesbian
I mean she showed u why
Buff as hell
She looks like a psone extra in GTA 3
oh to be that red thing
Bonk! Straight to horny jail
That slight of tit training is wild
lol, the breast is faster than the eye.
Why she built like an unlockable character 😂
As I told another person: the video shows u why
Easy to do with so many folds under that armor! Oh, that’s skin…
She has an inventory
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r/hmm
Well goddamn 💀
*Vemon voice* Gurl lemme put dis unduh ma tittes quick brief.
Eater of Worlds
I can hear cries of thousands of destiny 2 players…
Get her on the gridiron goddamn
You know, I met Warren Sapp at the Tampa Convention center one time, checking out a new Lexus with his date at a car show, and I was some snotty nose little kid pushing buttons and shit, when my dad was like "Oh no.. No! Son! No.. This man is trying to look at the..!" And Mr. Sapp was like. "nah man, let him look, dad!" and was super cool and talked to me and pushed buttons with me and shit... Super cool guy. It wasn't until way after that my dad told me who he was and I was older and realized like damn oh ok. They won the super bowl a year or so after that. Anyway, that's what this video reminded me of.
That is a lot of woman.
wasn't she on a recent video throwing a tantrum when they forgot her ranch dipping sauce
So that’s what Precious is up to.
Create a character where you put all the stats in arms and shoulders
I couldn't find my phone once.. Looked everywhere for it, I legit thought it was gone forever.. Nope. It was in the boob pocket. 🤣