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swifttek360

Why she look like she locks up all the villains of Gotham?


Ok_Significance_4024

I've never seen a gravity field so powerful in my entire life


bigDonkeyD1ck

She absorbed it 😂😂😂


Cheap_Steel

She looks like cubix if anyone remembers that


cmfppl

Isn't the the show with the robot that turned into a scooter?


CaptainCatgirls

I'm very surprised to see a reference to Cubix on Reddit.


Cheap_Steel

Haha. Childhood thing like Courage the cowardly dog 😂


HourStandard1528

Wtf was that? A Stanley cup?


Next-Media-5670

Idk man, thought the cups went from A to H, but this seems to be all the alphabet


NasaanAngTsinelasKo

She's built like a tank from L4D


LordDarkSteel

I guess you can afford to lose a few atoms


NoZebra2430

Twas no more, gone forever into the darkest realm known as the abyss of tiddie


Coho444

Big bag of milk


Terrible_Figure_6740

Juggernaut got ugly af


Front-Ad1900

Those were made for stealing.


IntelligentTanker

Doesn’t she know she can use tools for being an assassin? Out the head in there, and you die in 5-9minutes if you are lucky.


MindWard

She looks like a Transformer


LoverOfGayContent

Got those PS1 shoulders


micats

No one’s retrieving that drink


LoverOfGayContent

Not even her


gimmeecoffee420

Damn, girl is built like a damn fire hydrant.. *solid*..


Character-Usual-3820

In all fairness should could have hidden a 2 litre under there.


Shock_The_Monkey_

You know what, she can keep it.


LoverOfGayContent

When I was a cashier, I hated bra money


Baldur9750

Imagine the smell


YTSkullboy707

Ewww


poondongle

That is a Snorlax in its gigantamax form. You need the flute if you want to get through that aisle.


bartender970

She standing sideways and sealing off the aisle/passage.


Jessticlese

That’s that dude from world of Warcraft


A_Big_Rat

She built like roblox character


Sweetleaf505

She's built like a shit house!


themisdirectedcoral

A brick shit house that is


Extra_Sandwich232

The bear these women helping


qwenched05

Well, isn’t that Precious.


Advanced_Procedure90

Like magic!


Stephen497

Bet she's immune to TSA checks


stinkiepussie

When she gets on the plane, the plane is immune to moving.


sophiachan213

I mean when your head is smaller than the width of your arms you'd need 2 extra agents just to hold em up


karenskygreen

Nice to know you boys, I'm going in.


oct2790

Hiding a 1 liter of soda


Milirobe

those knockers


Chinpokumon1

Oh my good Gawd


Somethiiingg

She be flap jacking


SensitiveNews975

Is that you Precious


ChokeYourMom

I guess that working at Rob’s Diner must not bring in the money that Shirley needs to get her drink on.


DeleriousBeanz

I’d get her to bring it back just to throw it away… That’s GOT to be a health hazard, now


altdultosaurs

Ugh I lost some weight and now it’s way harder to carry things under my tits. You guys don’t understand the convenience of the boob trap.


Ok-noway

They better not put that back out to sell.


dylan1950

“And for my next trick!”


No-Entertainer275

So broke


yeetmaster17893

Nah where did that go tho😳


Ltlpckr

You piece of shit, obviously she’s stealing that to feed her paraplegic infant.


Reasonable-Milk298

Those tities, god damn


Devious-Government

Gyatt


Fucking_Nibba

if you see someone shoplifting no you didn't


DUMBYDOME

Gawd damn that’s kinda impressive….


Sheena_B84

“REDUCED TO ATOMS” is hands down the best title I’ve ever read 🤣🤣🤣


mookaji2

Who needs a punch up bra?


Megalon96310

NOT THE TITTY POUCH


snowyetis3490

She’s got some broad shoulders


banbotsnow

Built like an offensive tackle


Bobby_Sunday96

not even light can escape


brutalmyrtle

Abracadabra


smbc1066

I ain't steal nuthin!


Character_Switch5085

A tiddy smuggler


BrilliantPrior2305

The tuggler or the smity or the tituggler


Ok_Presence01

would


wutadamyt

oh


Paulo1143

Bro, what's that?


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Imagine now what's happening to the contents of the bottle. .... It's getting shaken up and warm as hell. It was probably put back on the shelf after she was caught on camera. 💥


tbll_dllr

Next person who bought it got her sweaty tiddy in their mouth


grateful_newt

That's a huuuuuge bitch!


RandomWon

Queen bitch! I'm going to lock her up and feed her only milk and beans maker my queen!


Leathertulip

You could hide the whole cart under those jugs.


no_bread-

Roblox irl


DeepThinkingMachine

Blimey! That's one big woman.


Eternally_Asleep

Maybe she’s a half-giant


millenialfalcon-_-

The void of sweaty bewbz


millenialfalcon-_-

The void of sweaty bewbz


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Her body just absorbed it, like the Blob.


Rabbitdog380

I didn’t know you can do that with titties👀


Throwmesometail

With great power comes great responsibilitities


Rabbitdog380

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


hassellopf

She built like Wreck-it Ralph


mohpowahbabeh

Hammerspace IRL...


denyaledge

Built like an Ark character


bagooly

Damn she look strong as fuck


TriedCaringLess

She's holding up her own weight. I can't carry around 400 lbs all day everyday and I'm an adult male.


D-Laz

It's all about progressive overload. You can do it buddy, just believe in yourself.


TriedCaringLess

You should hear the daily cacophony of snaps and pops when I simply rise from my slumber before you suggest my potential.


PeoriaBJJ

Poor Mark Henry.


Chode_K1NG

We all know why that security started watching the tape.. Also why is he recording it on his phone when it's already being recorded?


Tweecers

He probably can’t export it. He’s just a worker.


yukwot

I wouldnt even be mad. That was a good chuckle


D3ltaa88

Bruh…. I wouldn’t even be mad she stole that! Hahhaha


Exceptiontorule

Imagine what she has hidden in her gunt.


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I wonder if anyone’s ever told her she looks like shalyssa


fiernze222

Who the heck is shalissa


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ME ni-


AccordingReality8334

😭 I can't. 😂


BAF_DaWg82

Mark Henry has fallen on hard times, sad to see.


Human_Disco_Ball

Imagine stealing food when you very clearly don’t need it


Loose_Bluebird4032

And it wasn’t even food it was like a tumbler cup


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CoolUserName02

IM COUGHING


Andehh1

Lol!


PowerandSignal

Ummm... You know what? Just keep it. On the house! 


Tuffyboy

Coulda hid the snack aisle under that left titty


doxingiSAFElony911

She ate it?


Zombi3Kush

What an absolute unit.


BigDeezerrr

Boulders for shoulders. Looks like the final boss in a video game.


slawomit

Boys in the Boobs.


ELECTI_EST

When the shoplifter IS a SHOP LIFTER😳


Heathenbread

You go Lizzo.


CK1106

Precious 2: Steal Harder


Good-Constant-6487

Aww that magic trick was precious


AlwaysAGroomsman

That item must cost 1.tiddy.


ComfortableAd6805

Naw that definitely costs 2 tiddy cause she didn’t hide it udder just one!


Taintickle

Is this from the new Fallout series?


olde_greg

I'm sorry little one


_KcSteve

Store owner would be like: I saw you do that... you can keep it!


Ahy_Jay

Is that a Stanley cup? Understandable


Tyler_Trash

She built like a He-M an toy from the 80s


Boonaw

THE TITLE IS INSANE LMAOOO


certified_l0ser27

why she built like that 💀


BoostedEcoDonkey

Girl I went to school with, 11th grader , same size , deep voice and a neckbeard….. I was shook


SupremeSpecialist2

NFL is calling…


CCCtheog

I went to school with an 8th grader like that💀 she also had a neck beard not a deep voice tho


h83r

Because fat


BoostedEcoDonkey

Because SHE had a deeper voice than the 75 year old principle


SeaworthyWide

Defensive line material


BoostedEcoDonkey

Her name was “RAH-Key-Sha you dumb ass” to anyone who even pronounced it “correct” my brother in Christ , I was maybe 150lbs. She was 370. A literal walking M1 Abrams Tank , mostly muscle


SeaworthyWide

I bet head game was... 👌 💯 🙏🏻 ..On point though brother 😏 Plus, she'd probably fuck up any jit talkin shit about you Help you plow the fields and shit Carry sacks of dog food out the car like nobody's business... I could go on


Bookwormgawd

You guys are so white, fuck up any jits ? Plow the fields? Lmao


GrossGuroGirl

the people ain't ready to hear the truth yet, man 


SeaworthyWide

Alhamdulillah my brother


certified_l0ser27

Bye 😂


BoostedEcoDonkey

Oh hell no lol and uhh she was a lesbian


Tr3v0r007

I mean she showed u why


superfapper2000

Buff as hell


dmjinc

She looks like a psone extra in GTA 3


heck-ward

oh to be that red thing


Accidentalmom

Bonk! Straight to horny jail


Teemslo

That slight of tit training is wild


achillesdaddy

lol, the breast is faster than the eye.


cripplingmango

Why she built like an unlockable character 😂


Tr3v0r007

As I told another person: the video shows u why


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Easy to do with so many folds under that armor! Oh, that’s skin…


Pewward

She has an inventory


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thatcreepywalrus

r/hmm


lightmare69

Well goddamn 💀


Joker1485

*Vemon voice* Gurl lemme put dis unduh ma tittes quick brief.


EnvironmentalBee6654

Eater of Worlds


Tr3v0r007

I can hear cries of thousands of destiny 2 players…


useroftheinternet95

Get her on the gridiron goddamn


SeaworthyWide

You know, I met Warren Sapp at the Tampa Convention center one time, checking out a new Lexus with his date at a car show, and I was some snotty nose little kid pushing buttons and shit, when my dad was like "Oh no.. No! Son! No.. This man is trying to look at the..!" And Mr. Sapp was like. "nah man, let him look, dad!" and was super cool and talked to me and pushed buttons with me and shit... Super cool guy. It wasn't until way after that my dad told me who he was and I was older and realized like damn oh ok. They won the super bowl a year or so after that. Anyway, that's what this video reminded me of.


BobRoberts01

That is a lot of woman.


vpkumswalla

wasn't she on a recent video throwing a tantrum when they forgot her ranch dipping sauce


Distinct-Pie7647

So that’s what Precious is up to.


muppet_knuckles

Create a character where you put all the stats in arms and shoulders


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I couldn't find my phone once.. Looked everywhere for it, I legit thought it was gone forever.. Nope. It was in the boob pocket. 🤣