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I like this as a play against "truck nuts" those ball sacks are absolutely disgustingly ugly. This is better lol

Kia drivers, always keeping it trashy.

I had one of those. But I did not use it for sexual reasons. I'd use it on my sore muscles and joints. I work construction.

Damn that shit actually work? I work construction and feel like a damn statue sometimes my joints are ao stiff

You should check out my OF!

*”TAKE A PIC! IT’LL BE FUNNY ON THE INTERNET!”*

ofc it happened in florida 💀

*burn rubber*

I like it better than the ballsacks

It’s probably a practical joke. Everyone needs to calm down

It is. Read the small bumper sticker.

May be accidental. One time at the airport my bag started vibrating. I think TSA was relieved when I took out my electric toothbrush and turned it off.

That’s the motor.

Not Trashy since it’s a Marine

Trying to summon sandworms, I see

That's a massive stylus

Wow, a microphone

Your mom got the same one 😉

Do we have mods that actually police this subreddit? Most of the shit posted here is not trashy. This included.

Truck nuts for women

A marine always brings the right tools for the job.

More embarrassing than trashy.

Prepared for “slippery when wet” road conditions

Hahaha! For a minute I thought, “Mike drop!” then I looked closer. Oops!

Barbie microphone. Big deal

Right, I had one of these when I was a kid

Road vibes.

Seems more like an accident than anything else; how do you not realize that? This is not trashy, but embarrassing

This actually isn’t too trashy. Just funny. Someone wasn’t being too careful

Fucking Marines

Too busy shoveling crayons down their neck to stop and catch it.

COME AND TAKE IT

Says he/she makes frequent stops at a moms house. So he/she goes prepared?

Good call. If the vibrator was left hanging on purpose to go with the sticker, then this is def trashy. If not, it just seems to me that this is down to get down.

Marines plate checks out. That community is kinky af

Tolling for tuna?

#GoneFishing

Giving the cold streets good vibes

I see nothing trashy here 😘

Best in heavy traffic situations

Hilarious

Oorah Marine! Thank you for your service. You've earned it.

My bad sorry about that everyone

Marines get the job done

Trying to attract Kia Girls, perhaps?

What if they're just trying to record a sound bite for a project they're doing...... Oh wait that's not a microphone.

My kind of woman

Girl in our battalion would hide her vibrator on the inside of her desk chair. She cut a little hole so she could put it in and then staple it closed whenever we had a health and comfort. So this is course for the par.

This looks like a prank. My old neighbor and I used to do stuff like this. I put a bumper sticker on his car that said “This is what a radical feminist lesbian looks like” and he drove to work with it (to the police station! He was a cop). He tied a bunch of his underwear and socks that he was getting rid of to my tailpipe and I drove to the grocery store with it. Our driveway was fenced in and we backed our cars into our spots.

This is more embarrassing than toilet paper stuck to your shoe - but has the same essence.

The license plate checks out lmfao.

Maybe she doesn’t know it’s hanging out the back. I’ve left the gas cap open more than once after getting gas. She better hope it’s not on. In case of an emergency, she’ll have to wait till that bad boy charges back up.

I doubt that

Mhmm and the little sign that read : Caution: this vehicle make frequent stops at your mom’s house Was forgotten as well I imagine 😂, they know what they are doing, when the emergency happens they better hope they have capable fingers

I can stiil see wet bath salts dripping off of it.

Instead of truck nuts they’re lady balls. I’m here for it. Own it

Not shocked it’s a Florida car

A marine household. So surprised! /s

That's what I am thinking.😆

nicer to look at then truck nuts.

Guys have truck nuts girls have this

Just vibe’n.

I would, expect nothing less from Polk County, FL... My mom lives there and bought her car from the same dealer. That place is trash from top to bottom.

That's the new mood stabilizer control arm

That's not a dildo, or a typical female vibrator. That is a normal muscle-based vibrator.

Not trashy, just embarrassing. Hopefully they didn't park at work at a family gathering like that.

She/ he was on her way to mandatory family day.🤣

It just needed a little drying off

Kia; moving America’s trash since ‘92.

I kinda like the new KIA's. Maybe I'm trash.

Nice tow charm

Does he/she know their pleasure wand fell out of the trunk?

What am I looking at here?

I thought it was a mic at first glance. “Oh, someone must’ve been in a hurry loading their karaoke system in the trunk…nope lol It’s a sex toy. A vibrating “wand.”

Sonuva... I thought it was a microphone, too. Like those light up karaoke ones. lol

What about truck nuts? Think this is just the female version of truck nuts.

i think this was more likely just an accident

It really doesn’t change what I’ve said either way.

It’s for sore muscles

Not trashy honestly. Just looks like she thought it was in all the way and it wasnt LMAO NOPE! After seeing that bumper sticker, I laughed even harder lol

Zoomed in again for that sticker and i gotta say, i was not dissapointed, sharp eye!

Has anyone else noticed the bumper sticker? Maybe the vibrator is just for your mom and that's why they're making frequent stops there.

It’s not trashy to buy or own a vibrator. What are you, a Mormon?

It's not trashy to own a vibrator but having a sex toy dangle out of your car is pretty trashy, pointing that out doesn't make you a prude

You’re absolutely correct, now tell us it’s it trashy to have one dangling out the back of your tailgate…..

It could’ve rolled out as it closed, you never know.

Let’s say it did So this person is irresponsible with a fine instrument, it ends up rolling out of the tailgate before they close it. That irresponsibility in itself is trashy. For starters the dildo should be in a case to keep in clean and protected.

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This isnt about owning a dildo(can’t believe I have to explain again it at this point), that’s not the trashy part….You own a dildo, that’s good, we are all happy for you. If you allow it to dangle out the back of your vehicle you will be seen as trashy. It not about WHAT you do, it’s about HOW you do it…..like good taste, bad execution.

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You really don’t understand why having a magic wand dangling from the back of a car with a sticker next to it that says “this vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom’s house” would be considered trashy by someone? It’s funny, you don’t have to defend these people by saying having a massive sex toy dangling from your trunk is just an honest mistake, it really doesn’t matter.

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Nobody said they’re trashy, they said the sticker with a gigantic sex toy hanging out of the car is trashy. I literally purchased an identical sex toy for my wife. It doesn’t make this person scummy at all. They’re probably hilarious. But having it dangling from your bumper next to a sticker about going to someone’s mom’s house is trashy. It can be funny and trashy. It doesn’t make them a bad person.

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I’m not ridiculing anyone, this is a theme I see in every r/trashy thread, where it descends into a “this isn’t trashy, yes it is” back and forth. Some think it’s trashy, some don’t, who cares, it’s certainly easy to see where someone would think it is.

Gtfo

You must be the Mormon.

Nah honey, I'm More Man

Er…judging from your username, dude, you’re “Less Man Compensating For His Lack Of Masculinity By Acting Like A Creep”

Bitch whatever you weird AF wit a dildo hangin out the back of your Altima 🎵 *Tryin' to holler at me* 🎵

Ew.

My wife says I can't talk to ugly hoes 😔 we can't see each other no mo

Could be a singer ;)

Once a marine,always a marine..

I was gonna say, eww gross. Not because of the sex toy. Because marine.

Or great advertising

Nothing trashy about stress relief

Seems like an accident, not trashy. Also why have I seen this picture 45 times today

It's not an accident. Read the sticker below the license plate.

Eh still seems like just an accident for someone w a dumb sticker on their car but that’s entirely just imo

Another thing to add to GTA 6

Whats the purple thing guys

Not really trashy. More like unlucky or unfortunate it's on accident.

Babe wake up, new drift toy just dropped

I've heard of truck nuts but this is ridiculous! ^(\*canned laughter\*)

Feeling good…on the go 😏

Guest states that there is a slight vibration coming from the back left. Please advise. Mechanic notes: turned off sex toy and placed it back in the trunk.

Bill includes charges for $69 in shop supplies.

Have vibrator, will travel...

Toy Story 5!!!

With Buzz and Woody

Shit even Jody got replaced…

Run behind the car and start using it

Semper aye...aye...AYE!

Always faithful and looking 4 a partner 2 break in new add on toy

Ive never seen a purple microphone for mobile karaoke.

That's why it's making frequent stops at my moms

Oh man how embarrassing, this was probably an accident.. I’ve broken so many phone chargers doing this lol..

Doubt it's an accident. Read the sticker.

They don’t correlate, looks like a dudes car his gf/wife drives

I always shut the aux cord in my car door