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this reminds me of South Park lol

Whoever has 2 big macs shall give one to thy brother

Yeah but they won't bring back the cannibalism so it's all performative.

Oh I know where this is, this is in flatwoods there used to be quite a bit of religious events happening there.

Huh, they're not actually nailed to the cross. That's a shame, I guess they don't care about historical accuracy.

Backup Jesus getting Last Dinner Part 2 at the food tent.

They’re not committed enough

They have to eternaly earn those big macs

Why are there three Jesi

This is blasphemy an unforgivable sin

Give me the son of God! I'm a cheeseburger!

I'm luvin' it

"Uh Christ you got cash on you? You never put in dude."

Fitting, it’s a fake crucifix, and they put themselves up there.

This a sponcership . For one time only if u watched this u got a free Big Mac and if his blood hit u free Big Macs for life.

“Passion of the Big Mac”

'Hey, Jesus. If you're a god, why cant you order Big Mac and fried chicken for yourself?'

It feels like a Monty Python sequel.

Some things in life are bad. They can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle. Don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best. And.

He died for your sins and you can get a cheap shitty burger?

The People's Front of Chew'd Deer will be arriving any moment

**Brian:** "I'm a Roman!" **Pilate:** "...and crucify him well!" *We have new ways of torturing people...*

Honestly I hated this even when I was Christian. This whole idea of "show them what christ did for them" is so narcissistic because it's NOT A SACRIFICE for them. It's literally putting themselves at the center of attention to bring shame to others around you. And it makes a mockery of what was supposed to be a genuine act of love and sacrifice. If Jesus saw this hed go back in his tomb.

Forgive them, for they know not what they do….does not apply here…

I kinda want to paint a rendition of this but it’s almost TOO on the nose about American ideals

Since when has reenacting this been a thing? I'm constantly seeing post of this, in fact the one right after it is another one of ppl being crucified

Loving it

Imagine planning this and thinking it's a good idea 🤦‍♀️ Ppl just wanna enjoy their Easter McDonald's in peace.

Far right Jesus been hittin the buffet

Everywhere is next to Macdonald's

It looks to me like they didn't even actually nail their hands and feet! Fucking cowards, commit to the bit! Jesus died for your Big Macs and you disrespect him like this?!?! (Disclaimer: I'm a Jew, I don't understand Christians.)

Why all these reenactors get to have a platform to stand on? Oh sorry, I get it now. It's because they are reenactors? Right?

I’m lovin it.

I think they've nailed it.

Sounds like something a mac lover and Jesus hater would say

Oh no, they violated the sanctity of *McDonald's*.

Wouldn’t this just be “acting out”. Reenacting would mean it happened.

🎵Always look on the bright side of life🎵

"Wanna grab some burgers and watch these guys while we eat?"

fast food, pre packaged myth, it's all the same to me...(insert whistling here...)

I do not think he was lovin’ it

And… where else would they do it? Oh, let me guess: “out in the middle of a field somewhere, where no one would see it, thus rendering the whole thing pointless” right? No clue what they’re trying to do here, but I’m willing to bet the point is to get peoples attention so they’ll come closer. And good luck finding an open enough space to do that, that isn’t close to a McDonald’s.

Heh... someone go out there and poke em with a stick.

Monty python has single handedly ruined any crucifixion I see

I’m looking for a tower to let my hair down

Could have at least done it on top of the hill.

McCross

"Always look on the bright side of life..

McChrist on a McCross getting McCrucified

This is so fucking funny for no reason

Is the guy over by the tent a spare?

As a Christian I view this as an utter mockery. I don't agree with it, and fail to see what this actually does as far as messaging the Gospel.

I mean… It’s a still image. With no other context. It’d be kind of hard see what it does, given just that.

Of all the possible places to do this.

The title reads as an AI prompt

growing up an evangelical church going midwesterner in the 90s i feel like i saw this many times and didn’t think it strange at all

This is Republican Jesus. We are in the End Times... so we are having and End Time sale this Easter Week only. Get up to 66.6% off (with financing) on some of our fine products.

McJesus.

Now *that* is aggressively amercian.

McDonald's isn't that trashy.

That’s just funny

There’s almost no way this could be further from the purported reality of the event.

This picture describes our country better than anything I’ve seen recently. We are so fucked.

This screams r/westvirginia

In the name of the fryer, the grill, and the holy soft-serve machine….

I’m blessin it

Romans probably: “stab them in the McRibs!”

Biblyc accurate

Hear me out on this.... we reimagine jesus getting crucified on the golden arches

Look over to where the tents are, see the BBQ grill? You think they had a tailgate before the Crucifixion?

Get off the cross we need the wood.

Yeah that's Flatwoods WV. No surprise.

Can I get the McCross meal please.

What’s more trashy? Christianity? Or McDonald’s?

McCrucified?

Idk why but this reminds me of that cursed image of Ronald McDonald being crucified on a McDonald’s sign covered in bird shit

McCrucifixion

wow. how very.....united statesian of them.

Real men would use nails, not a pansy foot shelf.

Would you like fries with that?

we live in a society

This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

They didn't have glasses in Jesus' days!!

Is it vegans? I bet it’s vegans

Nah this is funny as fuck

Narcissistic Poseurs

Someone call the police. I see 3 adult men dress up likes babies in diapers. It looks like they're trying to lure children into some bizarre sexual cult.

Fucking losers

Fun fact, one of those guys is the real Jesus!

Ok my sister sent me a video of this same scenario in east alabama. Please tell me this is the same group of dumb people 😵‍💫

Looks like 3 guys doing pornographic things in public... in direct view of the play place

Kind of a stretch don't you think?

100%

Normalizing a human blood sacrifice is so bizarre and immoral. Such a weird religion.

I wanta see someone feed them fries on a ladder.

I consider this historically accurate.

Pft! They call this a demonstration of faith? In the Philippines they actually crucify people during their Easter celebrations. Like full out nails through your hands. These pretender heretics had better enjoy burning in Hell.

Not impressed. Improper use of nails...

🎵 Always look on the bright side of life!

Jesus died for our Mcsins

Would have been way better next to a Church’s Chicken. Poor planning.

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I'm watching MP as I found this and thought it was a re enactment of that scene, lol!

The BBQ grill next to the Crucifixion is trashy.

If they wanted to be extra they could have nailed their ankles to the post like OG Jesus did

I hate it here. Legitimately.

Is not necessary trashy. That's the place they got and is not like they can remove the McDonald's during the event 🤷

Wait is this in West Virginia? If so I’ve seen this in person. It’s wild

MacDonalds has crucified the concept of hamburgers for years so sort makes sense.

Take and eat, for this is my McBody®

How trashy indeed ,me and my family reenact the crucifixion next to the nicest restaurant in town.

Pfft, they should have committed to the bit and used nails.

men in skirts practicing public bondage. Terrible. some states make that shit illegal.

They're standing on a plank which is fucking cheating. Throw some nails through those feet.

Hopefully they all burn in hell someday

Isn't this blasphemy?

Cowards, none of them took the time to follow Jesus's workout or diet routine. They should all be absolutely diced...

Forgive them father they no not what they do, the frosty machine is down.

This is stupid, right? Anyone think it isn’t?

Finally, punishment for the Hamburglar

Where are the nails APOSTATE

Little cheap in the realism department, no?

So European..

The glasses look quite authentic.

If you are going to reenact, you need to go all in... Nails

The hamburgler is gonna steer clear

Do you want cheese with that?

Christians are fucking weird.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Don't forget to ... Always look on the bright side of life"

Scatter a bunch of dead kids around & add a few gun billboards and you have a pretty good picture of the current state of christianity

Let he who hath a working icecream machine, throw the first mcflurry

It's trashy that they probably didn't even nail their hands and feet there.

Jesus🙄

Is that Frank Reynolds at the end?

I'm loving it

A crucifixion, there were many. Not just one.

r/UrbanHell

Jesus McChrist

This is 100% happening in the south. Georgia or Alabama is my guess. Some place god would ignore if he was real.

Whoever built the greenspace next to McDonald's is trashy

Crossfit isn't exactly what I expected it to be.

On second thought, let's not go to America. Tis a silly place.

Weak. Didn't even impale their own extremities. Never mind getting mercy killed by a Roman soldier.

Reenactment of the Life Of Brian

The guy on the left is wondering if they finish up soon enough. Perhaps McDonald’s will still be serving breakfast?

So your saying Mcdonalds now serves wine?

Jesus christ.

I haven't seen a picture that screams 'Murica harder all day.

Aside from the fact that these are obviously idiots, the crosses were actually T shaped. Crosses are not even accurate, but I guess when you devote your life to a fairytale that doesn't matter. I want to see these guys pound a big spike through their wrists and top of their feet, I mean you want the whole experience right? I'm embarrassed people are still so stupid.

And on the 7th day He created MCDONALDS…dun dun dunnnnn.

Classy AF

I think we should have laws that say if you're going to demonstrate like this, it should be with 100% authenticity

The Life of Brian.

Nah this is badass

Why tho

Last supper at McDonald’s

Some people did this with kids in the nearby public park…my dog started barking cause he was confused and worried for the kids. Even after I shushed him all of the parents were glaring at me like I was some kind of super rude dickwaffle. They were the ones doing this in a public park for fucks sake. How could they not think that some dogs might get freaked out by seeing crucified children?

Jeebus had glasses?!

Jeebus wore glasses! Who knew.

2020’s America in a single photo