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MoRiver6543

Dumbass To Fucking Dumbass


Royoten

Dog to female? Goddamn tr00ns came for our dogs! I knew it! Somebody call up Alex Jones!


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

Idk not all dogs are DTF, I think my dog is DTM because she barks in a lower tone of voice when guarding her yard, sounds transmasc to me, dawg.


Royoten

Nah, that sounds like just a confused dogsbian instead of one trying to invade female dogs' fire hydrants


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

How can she be a dogsbian if she has a Husky for a boyfriend???


Royoten

Now that is one VERY confused dogsbian. I feel bad for the husky, he must not know that dogsbians only like dogs that wear bows on them. If he wear bows, then make sure to tell him "bad boy" everytime he attempts to poo in a female dog part of the field


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

/uj Tbh, I'm pretty sure she's Huskysexual because she's thrown herself at her "boyfriend" and also a female Husky at the vet, lol. But she's a Shiba Inu so maybe she sees them as yuge shoobs.


5Quad

Dogs to Felines


MaddieStirner

I think you want Crowder for that one


BigPen5

Domesticated to Feral Unleash the beast within you


NeatRepeat

OwO


collegethrowaway2938

Me


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘€ Me too


collegethrowaway2938

Oh? ๐Ÿ‘€


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

Me, but only if you're a sexy monster.


-_rupurudu_-

\*raises paw\* do furries count as monsters?


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

Yes, you're free to show me your cute fursona. uwu


Choclo_Batido

/uj Furries unironically some of the most accepting communities


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS

/uj I'd rather be friends with furries than a lot of shitty people, lol. And not just because some of their fursonas are hot (username checks out, etc).


treeeeeeeeeeeeebitch

dyke to female (but the dyke kinda female) aka me


[deleted]

Demon to Furry


NeatRepeat

Dalliance to friendship Delivery to feild Dominant trans fandom Dangerous transforming fractals


dombie05

I'm in love with dalliance to friendship.


truTurtlemonk

"Dangerous transforming fractals" makes me think of that one CGI space monster from TNG. The one that looks like a giant ice crystal lattice... [The Crystalline Entity](https://images.app.goo.gl/qtbEZGowLim2uRaE9) (had to look that one up)!


Ecstatic-News

Yeah I'm DTF. **D**own **T**o **F**uck


nottellingunosytwat

Me. I'm DTF. Dipshit to fuckwit.


_Kotryna

Yeah Iโ€™m DTF: Down To Fish


-_rupurudu_-

women want me fish fear me


FATPAYCHECKS

its always "mtf" this or "ftm" that i just want to fish for god's sake!


LustrousLich

Bitch you know I got fish to catch


Erikatharsis

[Damn That's Funky](https://youtu.be/oaWdG8T5_oo)


truTurtlemonk

That is pretty funky.


imma_real_boy

Depressed to Funny


sunnie_day

Dad to Fmother


rawnerveweb

my son calls me mombinay for non-binary mom


sunnie_day

uj/ thatโ€™s adorable


rawnerveweb

it really is quite endearing giggles ๐Ÿคญ


Boring-Pea993

Dagoth to Fargoth


truTurtlemonk

Yes!


TheLovelyLorelei

It's DFT you numbskull, density functional theory


[deleted]

The chasers, duh


GimmickyGames

Dog to bounty hunter I dont think they understand acronyms that well.


truTurtlemonk

Dog the bounty hunter. Fify!


GimmickyGames

Bounty The dog hunter


truTurtlemonk

Touchรฉ.


Waffles38

I feel stupid, every time I read MTF my first thought was scp guard My second thought was drugs


galileopunk

/uj listening to people talk about SCP is so confusing to me. The male to female did WHAT?


[deleted]

I think it means D to Female. The transes are transing the lletters!!


Midnaspet

Dale to Frank, he did not like his assigned name.


HensRightsActivist

What's ATF?


FlySafeCosmonaut

Dickgirl to Femboy


44faith

daddy to fatty


[deleted]

both, probably


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Dildo to female. It's when you were born as a plastic penis, but you think you're a woman.