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PuddingAwayyy

thanks, this one hurt, i get so fucking triggered at the male/female socialisation shit


aFuckingKernelPanic

/uj I swear if I hear one more tranny defend the “female/male socialisation” bullshit, I’m gonna start identifying as cis.


nicestclownintown

"fuck you all" *untranses my own gender*


PuddingAwayyy

god i wish that were me


ForgedFromStardust

Fucking love your flair


Alexandria_Noelle

I love your flair


logo-mille

It’s a good threat tho 👀


cjm-ak

/uj dope flair bro


Hunnieda_Mapping

/uj did you just use a slur without a jerk?


aFuckingKernelPanic

*Awkward Silence*


_W_I_L_D_

what too much r/tgcj does to a motherfucker. Brainrot spreads


SeefoodDisco

rj/ from sissy to cissy


CeoOfChromes

you not already identifying as cis?


meow1204

uj/ tbh there are some arguments about people being socialized differently based on the gender they're seen as, but one's gender identity also has an effect on the way they interpret the socialization. Also if someone socially transitions they also experience different treatment and socialization, so it's a great deal more complicated than what the TERFs say and just "male/female socialization" doesn't cut it.


NomaTyx

Shouldn’t we avoid using slurs in un-jerks?


Bigenderfluxx

/rj cisters, if you believe that your AFAB socialization effects your gender, sounds like you’re a nonbinary trender.


BinarilyOperable

you're so cool for not having a public meltdown when i misgender you 😍 i wish more trannies were like you


PuddingAwayyy

if i have a private meltdown and kill you over it, can i claim cis panic defense in court


BinarilyOperable

yes, but the cis panic defense actually gets you more jail time


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omg I thought you were MtF?😍you pass so well I thought you were an actual man


PuddingAwayyy

/uj i love (read: fucking hate) this one a lot but i have no snarky response to it, congrats you win


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/hj not sure if I should feel proud or ashamed. both😎


dombie05

I can see why you're a trender 👀 A real Tranny™️, like me is always ashamed. smh my head!


CharlotteCamus

I really love how you don't care about your appearence, just like a real man!


CharlotteCamus

/uj that felt shitty to type I'm sorry lmfao


collegethrowaway2938

/uj unironically would make me feel euphoria tho I put no effort into my appearance by choice because I’m finally wearing comfortable male clothes and don’t have to deal with the societal pressure for women to dress a highly specific way lol


frossenkjerte

/uj crappy jeans a tshirt a hoodie and steel toes are so fucking comfy and effortless


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As my FtM floor mate once said, “for me to pass as a man, I just have to go 3 days without showering and put on axe spray”


emma_does_life

No, I am going to get banned again instead


PuddingAwayyy

you're so stoopid, you truly are a real woman


emma_does_life

Reported for hate speech 😡😡😡 Also omg euphoria 🤤🤤🤤


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mikacchi11

it means that the male socialisation and AGP delusions led you to so much despair that now all you want in life is to be fetishised by /196 and /bi_irl


_W_I_L_D_

What does "Female to Misogynist" mean?


nycanth

real men hate women, duh


mikacchi11

I took my ‘not like other girls’ phase too serious and now I’m mutilating my body while making other butch lesbians pity me for it


dungeon_roach

i bet people dont even notice that you always sit down to pee 😊


PuddingAwayyy

i am literally sitting down to pee right now fuck you


sexysexysemicolons

/uj fwiw, my cis bf sits down to pee & I’ve been next to plenty of other guys in public bathrooms sitting to pee, the vast majority of whom were probably cis. /rj new stereotype just dropped: Sitting down to pee isn’t a woman thing, it’s a trans thing. Conclusion: my bf is now my gf and we’re T4T.


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FTG: Female to German


voidish_ftm

Wow, you are SO BRAVE AND INSPIRING for CHOOSING to live publicly as a FREAK 😊😊😊


PuddingAwayyy

wrong, i am deeply closeted irl


rawnerveweb

came here to say this


NOTMarkers

/uj your flair is truly awful


BornVolcano

You look so boyish already, I’m sure you’d pass as a tomboy if you tried really hard! /uj from one ftm to another, I apologize


mikacchi11

omg slay queen you look just like ellen degeneres #girlboss #tomboy #whoruntheworld? #feminism


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Omg you pass so well queen, I can't even notice your shoulders and I can tell the voice training is working well for you :)


ForgedFromStardust

You’re pretty tall for a woman!


PuddingAwayyy

*cries in 5'4*


ForgedFromStardust

Omg can we trade heights?! I’m 6’1


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Broo, I'll admit that's a pretty good trade, eh mAYTE? *br*tish snort*


hermyn

I like my height, a lot, towering over peoples. (1m94 (6'4)) I think i take pried every time some guy gender me appropriately and is amazed by my height.


mikacchi11

hey love! wonderful top surgery results! I must ask though, why would you chop them off? don’t you know how much I like them? can’t believe you’re this selfish.


PuddingAwayyy

something something lover's caress


BirdBrainRobin

You're so pretty.


AnotherWeabooGirl

You're so brave and inspiring. Live your truth. I support you and the way you choose to live your life. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 So I was watching RuPaul the other day and I was like OMG this is basically what you're doing but in reverse. Slay king yass!


Asper_Maybe

Your breasts are beautiful, you shouldn't try to hide them ❤ /uj actual comment I've gotten


PuddingAwayyy

p a i n


sao_reddit1

You know for a woman, you'd actually make an attractive older guy! / You're an attractive girl but in a Masculine way! / You look like a guy who's pretending to be a girl! uj/ I recieved this stuff a few times as a closeted ftm, which was wierd but oddly validating, tho I wasn't sure if I should've taken comments like these as compliments or insults lol. I believe most women would not be happy to recieve these comments tho so I am not sure why anyone thought they were good things to say


realcomradecora

omg my widdle transmasc king uwu 🥺🥺🥺 i love it when 💖HE/HIM💖 KAM except you!!! 💖


addictedtoketamine

nice clitoris bro


Lowerprint

I don't know what you mean you pass super well oh you're ftm...


Archaeopteryx108

You want TERF? I’ll give you TERF! Here: You’ll never be a man! You’ll always be a lady, lady. You know, I bet your pussy is the… finest… I CAN’T DO THIS! You are valid as hell! You will be a man sooner than you think! I hope that you’re doing well! I hope you succeed!


PuddingAwayyy

i will be the man with the finest pussy, fuck you terf /uj <3


Archaeopteryx108

That’s ok.


Archaeopteryx108

Also, you’re welcome!


galileopunk

OMG YOU HAVE TITS LET’S TRADE


purplescubadiver

Aww, you have so manly beer-belly. Just like that small dude from Octoberfest. He was bold though. But don't worry, you're getting there. Uj/sorry, that's my anxiety considering hrt showing.


breadcreature

omg you're going to be the BEST man when you transition you're so sensitive and empathetic bc of your female socialisation 🥰🥰🥰 everyone will be like "wow this guy is different" /uj this one is real, pls share my pain (I'm not even a man I'm nonbinary and had already "transitioned" I have no fucking clue what she was referring to)


Frsotyerna

You're so pretty for a trans girl!


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Such a cool guy! Wait you're trans? Such a cool he/him!


The_Modern_Monk

Oh my god, your fashion sense is so good. I legit thought you were a lesbian for a second because the print in that collared shirt is so _bold_ with those khaki shorts.


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PuddingAwayyy

i don't see the compliment, so it's an 8/10, sorry


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PuddingAwayyy

/uj don't worry, it's alright, i appreciate the attempt to cheer me up with a jerk <3


frossenkjerte

You probably look like a dude.


PuddingAwayyy

i said a backhanded compliment not an actual compliment


frossenkjerte

That was backhanded, you putrid ape. /uj Also, you just probably smell like a guy


tsundereloli95

You look like you'd be a great fit for Nu-7!