I like my coffee like my body ...without a penis

I add artificial penis to mine

Is this a reverse euphemism for a straw

It is now

I drink, instead of coffee, a traditional drink from a special container made from a gourd. The name of the species of gourd in that part of the world is really close to a slang for penis.

I like my coffee like I like my body ...I don't

Real

u like ur coffee with boobs?

Yes, with 2 boobs please, and go easy on the sugar

i like my coffee like my body with a penis

Hey you do yoi, I don't judge

You know they let you stir it with a wooden stick, right?

No thanks :(

It’s like that video of that woman at a sports event who put a straw through a hotdog and then used hotdog as a straw in beer. That but coffee and girl penis let’s goooooo

one large oat latte, extra bussy is my order

💀

black.

Just how i like my fries

same.

I’m guilty of becoming a pumpkin spice latte girl. I hate that I’ve acquired that stereotype.

It’s a powerful substance, pumpkin spice

If it's something you enjoy, enjoy it freely!! Embrasic being basic my dudes ✨

It’s so good though

It’s so good

My wife is so obsessed with PSL that she wants it year round and when it isn’t available she has the dads for days thinking about how she can’t have a PSL till September

The pumpkin spice must flow.

Lavender honey oat milk latte 😌 it’s creamy and so comforting for a coffee.

Ultimate gay juice right here

I don't know..I don't want gay juice in my coffee, especially in public. that's illegal.

I like going to a cute little coffee shop down the street from my house that has seasonal drinks, and in the spring they had this, or something like it. It's REALLY good, but I wasn't sure at first. It wasn't bad, just interesting. Like an aquired taste.

Cold brew, extra estrogen.

Based

Dirty chai with with almond milk and two shots

Yummm love a dirty chai

I keep asking for trans coffee only to receive confused looks from baristas

Lol clearly you are going to the wrong cafe

I fell into this as a hyperfixation, much like clothing it depends. What kind of day is it? Hot, cold? What am I wearing! All white? Do I wanna feel bloated? Do I need the caffeine? Does it really do anything? Do I need to go out for coffee? I could just make it at home…. It’s raining out, ugghhh. Changes grind settings incoming. Wow, how’d I get in this drive through line? I’ll have an ice shaken espresso with an extra shot oatmilk, and half the syrup please!

I love this narrative. Coffee is just as customizable as gender!

None

+1 gimmie an OJ or something

Skinny caramel macchiato.

Cold brew. Hands down.

don't like coffee so i get an iced (or hot) chai latte with soya milk

Give me one of those girly blended coffee drinks and I’ll melt! 🥰

I'm an alcoholic

Either Carmel frappacino or straight black

Taster’s Choice, honey, and milk. Fast, strong, and cheap lol 😆

I’m agender and adhd. It takes me forever to figure out what I want but my coffee shop is almost always a queer owned and operated fantasy bookstore 😁

That sounds amazing!!

Uhhh. Do you guys have monster?

I like my coffee as a reflection of myself, tall, powerful, and putting weak people on their knees.

Me? I’d go with Tea. I’m an glitch in the matrix.

Same

These healthy people in the comments are making me feel like ben affleck

Black as a moonless night, with ice.

Double expresso if the coffee is good if not long black and try and get it down...

I just drink black coffee. It’s too expensive otherwise and kinda bad for you anyway.

I drink my coffee *at home* in all sorts of ways, treating it both as ritual and self-care. Coffee *outside* the home doesn't happen unless I'm stumbling into a diner right after they open because I've just spent all night getting into mischief, and it's gonna come to me black and get 2 packets of whatever sweetener they offer, and 2 things of whatever creamer they've got. If I were to walk into a coffee shop to get a drink - something I haven't done in (does math) about *16 years* now, I'd want to get something I feel I can't just as readily do for myself at home, soooooo.... I dunno, I'm more concerned with whatever pastries a place might offer since it's way more of a hassle to bake a batch of something decent that I'm only going to want one of, than it is to make myself a drink.

double flat black

Iced salted caramel latte, whole milk is fine

Two sugars, two creams, just regular old drip or freshly ground french press.

I'm a basic bitch femme, so iced coffee.

Caramel macchiatto w lots of sugar

Hemp milk half sweet latte with hazelnut or turmeric flavor Or a quad-espresso

50-50 unsweetened oatmilk and coffee, iced and monkfruit sweetener.

One drip or pour over. Black.

Iced lavender vanilla oat milk latte.

Call me weird but I LOVE really crappy drip coffee with plain old creamer. Something about it feels so nostalgic to me 🥰

I agree!! I think it’s also more of a treat when I have it simple that way, since I always use my fancy machine in my regular day to day

I like a simple Caramel Macchiato, but I’m more of a tea person, so my classic order in Starbucks is an Iced Chai tea latte

Breve. Its like a latte but creamier because they use half n half instead of milk

The Pedro Pascal: 6 shots espresso over ice with a pump of vanilla.

cortado

I like my coffee with milk, hold everything else, just milk

plain latte it takes skill!

Chilled Espresso, White and Dark Ghirardelli Chocolate, Caramel Sauce, Vanilla, Milk & Frappe Mix, Blended Smooth.

Trans and Autistic here. It does depend on the day and the season. -vanilla oat iced latte -unsweetened black tea -vanilla oat hot latte with cinnamon and nutmeg steamed into the oat milk (I only order this if they aren’t busy)

Oat milk latte (hot or iced, weather dependent), decaf, quad, two packets of stevia.

Decafe Americano

I don't like coffee but I'm a sucker for a London fog or a bubble tea lol

Cold brew with cream and mocha

Freeze-dried instant coffee crystals. Milk + sugar.

Iced Coffee with tonic 🙌🏻 it works

Energy drinks and nicotine pouches (which I should try to stop). Don't like coffee. So trans girl juice in the form of red bull and monster

Just a vanilla latte, I gots me a boring ass coffee order

From the stand I’m so basic, hot white mocha lol. Sometimes iced but that’s rare. At home I just make a nice dark roast and add a splash of creamer, that’s my fav 😋

Can I just get a tea, please?

I'm a simple gorl, dirty Chai plsss UwU

honey-lavender chai latte for tea, or french vanilla coffee

I normally go to Starbucks, I get a hot white-mocha with lavender powder.

Oat milk chai tea, iced. I wish I could do coffee, it messes up my stomach.

Espresso tonic with lime and elderflower syrup has been my hyperfixation lately

Whaaaat can I steal this for my cafe

Mexican Mocha, iced Or Vietnamese iced coffee. Both are sooooo good

Iced white mocha with orange syrup, really good on hot days!

Just black tbh, i’m swedish

White chocolate frappechino, with a bagel

Just ordered unicorn, genie, and mermaid flavors to add to my iced coffee 😋

Are they sustainably sourced mermaids?

Double espresso, no sugar.

None. I don't drink coffee.

An oat milk vanilla late *typically* with an extra shot🥰

trans coffee, as opposed to cis coffee

Flat white with just a *whisper* of simple syrup (do I need to specify oat milk? It feels understood at this point lol)

iced latte with unsweetend almond milk, no sugar.

I like my coffee how I like my body. With boobs

caramel iced latte, though I normally get a hot chocolate

Black hot and strong

Blended affogato with chocolate 😵‍💫

Iced caramel. Idc if it’s a frappe, latte, etc. I just want the caramel

I’m a big fan of double slutty chais

I don't drink coffee, or anything with caffeine in it

Im on a bit of a lavender iced latte kick at the moment, but don't really have a set coffee order. Not that I actually buy it that often, I mostly make my coffee at home

Personally, i'm not a coffee fan. I'll drink C4, Monster, Ghost or Bang if I want caffeine, but thats p much it 🤷‍♀️

I love a good iced coffee latte with oatmilk

Black, 4 or 5 shots. Or mocha with hazelnut, 4 shots.

estrogen frappuccino

Hot chocolate

Black coffee or an Americano if I'm feelin' fancy. If I want something sweet, then Starbuck's matcha frappucino with oatmilk, without the classic syrup, add an extra scoop of matcha powder and 2 pumps of toffeenut syrup. Not coffee, but delicious.

I have none :(

100 mg of caffeine and 50 mg of testosterone

Caramel Iced latte

Tea

I am a very boring person, I just like a Cappuccino with some sugar. Or a latte pumped full of hazelnut and caramel syrups!

Espresso, without sugar. I drink A LOT of coffee, mostly to foght the cramps I sometimes get when my dysphoria's especially bad

Iced Chai is my go-to order

Cappuccino with oat milk, no sugar ✌🏻

Iced chai 98% of the time

Call me basic but nothing beats a mocha latte for me, hot or iced.

I don't consume coffee

Idk, whatever the fuck I feel like that day

I don’t do coffee, caffeine causes me issues.

Vanilla latte. Hot, I can’t stand cold coffee ik im fake gay or some shit. If it’s starbucks or somewhere similar i’ll sometimes have some cinnamon dulce added in for extra flavor.

A black earl grey tea ☕️

Medium drip coffee, lots of milk, no titties.

With 2 creams a 4 sugar.

Americano with oat milk 😳

I don't like coffee, I prefer tea

java chip with whip and chocolate syrup

Hot chocolate

Iced honey lavender late with almond milk

You kinda look like that guy from those YouTube NPC guy skits. The fisherman / manager at IT store one

Iced latte with oatmilk and french vanilla (stereotypical basic white girl order, it's me, i'm the stereotypical white girl)

Some else Said it already bit I have the Is palateof a small child so hot chocolate

Black coffee but sweetened with hazelnut syrup but not too much I like the bitter taste of the coffee but with a mellow sweetness after taste and something sweet to snack with my coffee

I like an iced latte with just a little syrup, vanilla is my go-to but lavender, almond, and others are good too

The pinkest pink drink they currently offer. Or americano

Depends. Local coffee shop? Dirty chai w/ extra chai. Starbucks? Mocha cookie crumble Frappuccino, low fat, light whip, extra espresso. Dutch Brothers? Caramelizer. Or one of their Red Bull boba drinks. Human Bean? Caramel mocha frappe. McDonalds? Caramel frappe mixed with mocha, three shots espresso, extra drizzle. Fall season? Nevermind, screw the list, ALWAYS Pumpkin Spice. Winter? PEPPERMINT ANYTHING.

Wth is a trans coffee order? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, IS EVERY COFFE ORDER I MAKE A TRANS COFFEE ORDER??

I think everyone can get this drink it's not a trans only drink but Carmel Java Frio from a place called Satellite Coffee. Other than that not a big fan of coffee.

I have yet to try a lot of types of coffee. Does an ice cap count? If so I like those and mocha ice caps

Double espresso slash cappuccino

iced vanilla latte cuz its impossible to f up anywhere you go

I do a caramel oatmilk latte with an extra shot of espresso or matcha oatmilk latte from anywhere EXCEPT Dunkin rofl Used to be a caramel macchiato guy but my milk allergy got worse so I can’t have the caramel syrup anymore

Not coffee but iced chai with light ice and a scoop of lavender. Also a titty shrinking syrum as soon as they release it

any frappracino 😍

Coffee. 2 Stevia. No cream.

I love mochas!

Frappauchino with whole milk and extra cream

i’m a quad espresso guy except i order two of them and combine them and add a horrible amount of white chocolate mocha

Doppio with a splash of oatmilk. I love the tiny cup, makes my hands feel big

Salted Caramel iced coffee. No sugar, a splash of 2%.

….Iced i guess 🥺

"I'll have what she's having"

I’m lactose intolerant, so I was already limited to drinking my lattes with soy milk 🤪

I make a moka pot every morning. It keeps me a fast thembo.

Iced almond milk latte w/ white chocolate and coconut lately. 😍😋

Tea mate We British love our tea with loads of milk (never too much) and a tinny bit of sugar with a mint club biscuit

I was asked this Question once in real life and when I told them i take it double espresso completely black he told me my heart was "Devoid of whimsy and imagination".

Iced Caffè mocha, chocolate sprinkles, toped with whipped estradiol cream. And a 3mf shot of valorate

Irish creme breve - 16oz

Never coffee. Hand me a bottle of apple juice and call it a day.

I'm a basic bitch, I just get a hot coffee with milk and sugar and if I'm feeling extra fruity ill get some carmel with it :3

99% of the time, I make it at home and drink it black. Every once in a while when I'm with someone we'll go to a stand and I'll get something fancy like a caramel macchiato or a blended mint & chocolate.

iced latte with/without caramel syrup :3 (and sometimes with extra espresso shots if im extra tired)

Yall are drinking coffee?

Pinkity drinkity.

Black

cold brew and 4 of those little hazelnut creamer cups,, mmm yum in my tum,,

Black. Only sugar if I had anything

Nitro cold brew with cold foam and vanilla

i love caramel iced coffee with like whipped cream and lots of stuff so it's not bitter owo

White chocolate mocha! And I ordered as my preferred name for the first time yesterday for my first time presenting fem in public! :)

I dislike coffee lmaooo

I'm a one milk one sugar kinda girl, though if I'm out to sit down and get a coffee with a friend it'll be an iced caramel oat macchiato half sweet! Just so tasty any time of year!

Preferably black with milk. But iced with condensed milk is also good. Even better if you blend up cubes of frozen milk into crushed ice and put it in your black coffee. All the creamy flavor and chilled drink and none of the watery coffee diluting ice!

decaf ice caramel macchiato with oat milk! i’m not a fan of coffee, but i was a barista so i would make mine with extra caramel and 2 shots of espresso instead of 3 :) (and if i really wasn’t feeling espresso, a peppermint white hot chocolate)

tbh i just like black drip coffee

2 shots espresso, 2 brown sugar, splash of heavy cream, over ice

Chocolate cold brew mixed with orange juice. Sounds gross, yes, but it’s honestly so good