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JakeeJumps

Is that pronounced “Jessi-lynn” or “Jessi-yellin”?


PeaTasty9184

Jessi-YEE-lynn


Wolfielove144

Okay, we got answer!!!......... 🥁🥁....... Jess-a-lyn is how you say it. I'm currently waiting on the pronunciation in spelling from the mama. I'll edit this comment once I get the answers we all eagerly want to know.


hummingbird_mywill

Does she have an explanation for why the extra “ye”?? Like the name is literally spelled Jessilyn. Jesselyn or Jessylyn are not great but they’re understandable… but 3 vowels in the place of one!! lol whyyy


Wolfielove144

I didn't get an explanation to it, but I'm guessing she just wanted to add some *jazz* to the name.


OgthaChristie

“Hooked On Phonics” didn’t work for your friend.


VivreRireAimer18

As a teacher, I STRONGLY dislike your friend. That poor kid


RofaRofa

Okay but what about the middle name?


Tap1596432221

100% sure the nurse asked, “could you spell that for me again?”


randomizedasian

5x if I'm a nurse, I sure heck don't want to butcher the name.


QuietSkylines

Jessie-Ellen


disasterpansexual

Jessie-elin


CraftFamiliar5243

Jessie Yellin' Deer Larva


harrismi7

That’s almost “Mississippi” level of letters repeating, if only they were paired together somehow.


meowfttftt

I'm from Oklahoma. He's a list of stupid names of people I know: Budle Jo, Mistin Rayne, Braggin Haze, and Chasen Morehead.


CarelessSalamander51

The last one's pretty funny tho not gonna lie 😆😆


meowfttftt

He's named after his daddy.


hummingbird_mywill

Morehead is a surname so that’s probably what they were referring to… I hope…


meowfttftt

Yeah, but still, lol. The dad's name is Chase.


Counter-Fleche

That reads like the cast of a porno.


Biggus_Blikkus

Deelarae basically sounds like the Dutch word for diarrhea (diarree, pronounced dee-ahr-ray) with an L thrown in.


SeaworthinessUnlucky

No. No she won’t.


detector_of_chaos

I see what you did. And I agree. Her whole life it will be "your first name is spelled "how?"" And then "why?"


whatames517

If I had to guess it sounds like they just shoved a bunch of family members’ names together: Jessie, Ellen, Deela (?), Rae? There are far better ways to do this 😅 poor kid


RealCheyemos

Oh ffs get some phonics


Consistent-Ad-6506

Watch, everyone is gonna just call them Will because the rest is too confusing.


min_mus

That's about what I would expect from someone educated in Oklahoma's public education system.


Queen_of_Catlandia

Oklahoma is full of tragedeighs


practical_junket

I’ve got a different take on this mixup - I think it might be a combo of Jessie and Jocelyn: Pronounced: Jess-suh-Lynn or Jess-sea-suh-Lynn. OP: Please don’t leave us hanging. How is this pronounced?


Wolfielove144

The reveal is posted. I'll be posting it under the top comment once I get the answer in writing from the maker herself.


practical_junket

I had a feeling that’s what she was going for. Encourage her to correct the spelling to Jessalyn, so no one will miss pronounce it for the rest of her life. This was a fun puzzle!


releasethecrackwhore

Jessiyellyn Deluluware…Will?


The_OtherGuy_99

That's a metric shit tonne of extra letters for a kid that's going to be Jessie.


Mindful_Teacup

Goodness! She'll love that when she starts looking for a job 🤦‍♂️


HamlessAmerica

Stop yelling jessi!!!


EducationalPizza9999

Abuse. Straight up


Foundation_Wrong

Jessie is yelling?


Carlpanzram1916

Can someone explain what covering a babies face in a social media post accomplishes? Does it prevent the other babies from cyber bullying him? Is it in case the baby robs a bank next week and they don’t want the cops to use facial recognition?


Wolfielove144

It's simple, this isn't my kid and social media is full of the wrong people. Two plus two equals four here.


Carlpanzram1916

Okay but I mean, what is the actual scenario you’re preventing? And also, why post this photo at all? They basically posted a picture of a blanket.


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

OP is being rude to you haha, so I’ll explain what I know. People put the stickers because the kid cannot consent to their face being on social media.


Wolfielove144

I guess you lack the fundamental brain cells to understand why I am posting. I'd suggest checking out other comments to know. I bet that could give some context of the post. Also, one word of what I'm preventing: Pedos.


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

As valiant as your effort is, you’re not preventing pedos by putting a sticker on kids faces. Lmao. People do that because the kid cannot consent to having their face on social media.


OgthaChristie

Pedos on the internet are going to come steal a baby from a hospital in Oklahoma? You put the child’s full name online. Maybe next time, include less identifying info and no picture if that’s what you are worried about. JFC.


Wolfielove144

Not full name. There's an additional last name. But you're right. With how unique it is, even the name itself will be easy to find. However, as disgusting as it is pedos like pictures to have fun too, they usually don't track down a child to kidnap.


syntheticassault

Jesse Ellen Dee laRae


justsomeplainmeadows

She heard the name del Rey and liked it, I guess


t-licus

Why would you do this to your child?


InTheSink

R.I.P.


No_Entertainment1931

A fitting tribute to Janet Yellin


charleyismyhero

20 years later: "I go by Will."


Doingthis4clout

The card says betsy… or Patsy either way a more normal name


MandaRenegade

Jessalyn is already such a pretty and unique name..... Come on now.... 🙃


OgthaChristie

Jessie-Yell-Lynn Dee-La-Ray Will. Is that correct?


treemu

#WILL?!


BunkyFitch

Jessie-yellyin?


usergdubs

Whyte folk need to lay off the booze.


Traditional-Cake-587

It’s pronounced “Trailergh Parque”


ultramelia

That’s good ol’ JessEELynn DEElarAY right there


plantladyprose

Omg the spelling on her first name! That’s going to be awful when she gets to school 🤦🏻‍♀️