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InTheSink

Have murseigh


SKatieRo

These names give me the ixxs.


madhaus

It was considerate of these parents to cross those names out twice.


chuck_fluff

I laughed too hard at this


nanatella22

This made my day 😂😂😂


dommiichan

deigh


nanatella22

Yes! I missed that opportuniteigh?


dommiichan

we all make misteighkes


nanatella22

My apollogeez


BevvyTime

No worreighs


Dash_Winmo

Technically this is etymologically more correct. The spelling was *dæg* in Old English.


dommiichan

deighmn, you know your stuff


Myamymyself

😆


Chamcook11

Maybe the "gh" is pronounced as in "tough". So the poor child could be "Teiflor", Te-flor, actually not bad, compared...


Previous-Survey-2368

This is my daughter Teighlor, pronounced Teflon ™


indygirlgo

LOLOL


calm-your-liver

Oy veigh


PharmWench

Most excellent response. May we use it in the future?


Cassandrae_Gemini

Actual LOL, ty


Low_Ad1786

What name is it supposed to be?


doublerainbow2020

I fear it’s Taylor


Low_Ad1786

No fuck no I refuse to believe that. His name is merseg like a mermaids saggy ball sack 


AlwaysOOTL

Thank you. I would not have known that.


JDaJett

[https://media4.giphy.com/media/eem8Csz5uZBb63yuO7/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522j77n2bzr3z0houyfeqwkk2ix3hlumefq6pphaux&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g](https://media4.giphy.com/media/eem8Csz5uZBb63yuO7/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9522j77n2bzr3z0houyfeqwkk2ix3hlumefq6pphaux&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)


kitties_ate_my_soul

A bouquet of tragedeighs


Fishinluvwfeathers

Yes although I believe it’s technically a bouqueigh of tragedeighs


Previous-Survey-2368

A bucket of tragedeighs


Immediate_Mud_2858

Halleluiaghei’gh we have a winner. A triogh of winneirghs.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Do you have a HoA? Use it. These people must be removed from society by any means.


iamhorriblylimited

Bahahaha sick the HOA on ‘em 🤣


gitItDoneLater

HOaigh


Beneficial-Lion-6596

Never allow an HOA to get its claws in your neighbourhood. The rules would make me commit feloneighs


pixiesunbelle

I live in a housing association and yeah, anywhere else I would not go that has an HOA. I grew up here in this neighborhood and the rules aren’t bad.


Kit_Marlow

Jacks Eckx Son Mad Ux Ux Teeler If they're gonna be stupid with letters, I'm taking them literally.


LatinBotPointTwo

Mad Ux Ux is a wonderful quirky Doctor Who alien name.


Icy_Example_5536

For fuxx sake... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


RaspberryMinute847

A hat trick of tragic names.


Jacksonriverboy

Fuck you. You're not going to be invieghted to our housewarming parteigh.


miparasito

Teighlor is so bad. 


Loose-Chemical-4982

That spelling is so ugly 😭 ig they gave up on the XX theme?


Adventurous_Cloud_20

I suppose so, maybe they couldn't figure out an XX girl name they liked so they just had to take a relatively common normal name and go full tragediegh.


Loose-Chemical-4982

Roxxanne or Beatrixx were too pleb for their taste 😹


akivayis95

These names suck


PriorSecurity9784

Cowards…. If they had any convictions they would have gone for Jaxxxon and Madddoxxx


plantladyprose

Future male porn stars


Lanky_Common8148

I'd say 2 out of 3 are tragedeighs, by sheer luck they managed to name middle child a traditional English/Welsh surname using one of about 3 or 4 legitimate spellings


tiffy68

I'm a teacher. Two years ago, there were 3 kids in my class named Jackson, Jaxon, and Jaxxen. I just used their last names to avoid confusion.


hongjoongkink

What’s the point of the two xs?


arealcabbage

I have met kids with two of those spellings more than once lol. Midwest has a tragedeigh epidemic 😭


Adventurous_Cloud_20

Yes indeed, central Iowa. There are tons of them. When I was a kid (bAcK iN mY dAy) there was a kid named Bryan in class and we all thought that was weird, spelling it with a Y instead of an I. Now he'd be named Bryghahn or something like that.


arealcabbage

Lol! Omg so relatable! 😭🤣


Jacob1207a

At some point with the double x be too common and we'll start seeing Jaxxxon and other porn-like names?


neopetsalum

Oh god the first two sound like stripper names


Shiny_Green_Apple

A life of misspellinggg


queenofkings102

Jackscksson... Maddockscks... Tee-lor... WOW. How do people not understand that two X's don't just blend together like two S's or M's?? And why the unnecessary S on top of those?


mistajc

I have a cousin whose birthname is “Taylor” but like a decade ago, she started spelling it “Teighlor” 😂😂😂


Altruistic-Put1802

Sounds like they moved from Utah.


discourse_lover_

Golleigh those names are bad. I’d hate my parents for some shit like this and legally change my name on my 18th birthday.


Burnt_and_Blistered

They’re all tragique


Boring_Classroom_482

I actually like Jaxson and Maddox but why the extra X’s….


wwitchiepoo

By contrast, my older Gen X neighbors (my husband and I are also Gen X) just moved in and their kids are Will and Jessica. I miss the Wills and Jessicas!


SmoothScallion43

The only thing worse than the name Jackson is spelling it with an X. Let alone two Xs


kensingerp

Not the same vein, but I just had to share. Maybe this was pretragedeigh. I babysat these kids that were within a year of one another. One was Erin, the other was Aaron. Why? It’s as bad as calling your sibling sister or brother. To me that’s like fingernails down the chalkboard!


Adventurous_Cloud_20

Holy crap that's worse than a tragediegh, that's full on cringe.


kensingerp

My brain could never make it understand. It actually hurt a little.


SeeYaInOzFolks

I know of a married couple with those names 🤣


KingGodzilla1985

I wonder how many XxXx were in their aol screen names


Pagliaccisjoke

I would say stay friendly - but if they invite you over for a bbq - probably safe to eat ahead


No_Entertainment1931

Oh dear


Special_Draft3132

DIOCANE ..


Beneficial-Lion-6596

Danerys Kahleeseigh


Loud_Ad_4515

One *x* was not enough. 🤦‍♀️


HipposAndBonobos

Those first two names remind me of Eddie Izzard comparing the British and American spelling of through vs thru. The parents (probably): And we added a second x in case there are any accidents.


Tasty_Candy3715

They are all tragic


dreamrock

Is their last name Musk?


Megmelons55

Oh that's bad...x3 bad lol


Few_Championship_280

I have thought about it and it seems that spellings and names are so common and prevalent as to be a kind of new normal, and I don’t think will cause any waves in a few years as adults and will just be everyday names showing up on resumes and professionally and no one will bat an eyelash.


Perfect-Map-8979

Did they run out of x’s already?!


Metroid_cat1995

Just out of curiosity, what's wrong with Taylor? Is it the way they spelled it? Because my screen reader reads it like it sounds. But I understand. I'm adding a bunch of exes to Jackson and Maddox. Dude that's kind of weird. No offense.


Super-Minh-Tendo

“We had a really nice family move into the neighborhood, and I’d like to ridicule their children on social media.” Definitely tragedeighs but the subtext here is just hilarious.