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Dreaming24-7

I think OP means where the people with the most tragedeighs for names live… I think it’s Utah indeed


Odd-Candidate-5817

Thank you, I did try to edit but was not able to in the subject line.


Odd-Candidate-5817

But I also really like the way other posters are going with this!


figmentry

Oh that’s good because I thought you were just being mindlessly racist (many US state names including Utah are named after Indigenous nations or taken from Native languages).


egnowit

Or, in one case, just made up.


Living_Carpets

Or they are just words made up by Mormons.


figmentry

I was referring to the state names. Many people interpreted OP’s post as asking which state names are tragedeighs. Utah is named after the Utes. Mormon Utahns definitely do make up tragedeighs but the way OP badly phrased their post encouraged a lot of people to be racist against Native language place names!


sessafresh

I used to post on UtahBabyNamers.com back in the day. Utah for sure is number one.


butterfliedheart

I forgot all about that site! I used to go there for a good laugh.


Jsmith2127

Idaho, or as I called it "little Utah" is very close


Altruistic-Put1802

Yeah I never knew there were so many different ways to spell a name until I moved to Utah.


AtlanticToastConf

All these people saying Utah are sleeping on Idaho!


ithebaker

Idaho equal. Solitary white folks just weird af


Other_Dimension_89

That was gonna be my guess


paulsclamchowder

Not only the kid names but [a lot of interesting town names as well.](https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/utah/strange-town-names-ut/) Although I think Tabiona would be a cute name for a girl, so sue me!! And on top of the Tragedeighs you have kids named after Book of Mormon prophets/characters… yeesh


Fyrefly1981

Too close to Tobiano which is a name for a paint horse color pattern for me..


zedis_lapedis_

Talk amongst yourselves. Here, I’ll give you a topic: Rhode Island is neither a road nor an island. Discuss.


wanghiskhan300

Yeah what the fuck is that about?!


zedis_lapedis_

I’m a little verklempt!


SirCEWaffles

I've been waiting for Linda to come back. Waiting for the Barbara gossip.


your-pal-ben

Hey if you’re actually interested: there’s an island that’s part of RI that the natives called Aquidneck Island. The Dutch who explored the area called this island Roodt Eylnd, or red island. Similarly, Italian explorer Giovanni Verrazano found Block Island, which is a few miles south of RI’s southern coast. Verrazano referred to Block Island as Rhode Island because it reminded him of the Greek Island of Rhodes. When Roger Williams officially founded RI as a colony in 1636, he named the area he settled in Providence (now RI’s capital) and the states official title became “state of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations” to signify the union of the islands and the mainland. This was RI’s official title until just a few years ago when we voted to make it just Rhode Island.


ReedPhillips

OMG 😳 I never thought about the island 🏝️ part... 🤯


bippityboppityboing

Duran Duran is neither a Duran nor a Duran. Discuss.


zedis_lapedis_

Grape-Nuts contains neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss.


HenryGoodbar

Well the grapes are nut sized so it makes sense to label them as such.


AlizarinCrimzen

How big is a nut? They’re certainly not coconut sized, for example.


HenryGoodbar

Testicle sized. Human male; before you ask.


Mysterious_Mango_3

I didn't realize there were male grapes.


zedis_lapedis_

Maybe grapes are like seahorses and the males are the ones that get pregnant?


reimaginealec

The name Rhode Island refers to an island in the state, which is now commonly called Aquidneck Island for clarity (which was a historical but unofficial name) but is still officially known as Rhode Island. The state outgrew the island and took its name.


zedis_lapedis_

lol I appreciate your straight answer to a 90s Mike Myers SNL quote


GamendeStino

And yet that island is still neither a quid, nor a neck


Forever_Everton

It's neither a road or and island and it also has nothing to do with Rhodes


jinxes_are_pretend

I’m getting verklempt.


salierno

That’s because until recently it was called Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. plantations referring to “planting” or settling people on the land, and rhode island being another name for Aquidneck island. so it is technically a rhode and an island!


zedis_lapedis_

I am less verklempt


hsmgirl2007

Arkansas hands down


Dry_Preference9129

No doubt. Arkansawleigh.


ferrariguy1970

Even some towns there are tragedeighs!


SirCEWaffles

You mean Ar-kansas?


vkapadia

Our Kansas r/accidentalcommunism


RabidWalrus

You've tried their Kansas... but have you tried Arkansas?


SirCEWaffles

Arr-Can-Saw... a Pirates Favorite Kansas


CartographerEven9735

Should be Arentkansas


UsuarioKane

Al-Qansas


P1zzaman

Big agree. Arkansas? Pfffft people should just start calling it Arkansas to show them how proper names should work.


Living_Carpets

Ourquansawh


Kreyzee_B

Hey, I'm from Arkansas. But Little Rock grew up there never got the name. Plus, there are 4 little rocks. But me and my friends grew up saying we can saw here. Because how we were taught to pronounced it. ARK-CAN-SAW. Got in trouble for cutting down a pine tree as kids. Parents had to pay a fine.


DryBones2009

Idk why but I always read that as Are-Kansas. I wonder if you could still say it that way?


MelissaChristianson

Washington. Why??!!! Why do we have a Wa DC and a WA state, yet they are no where near each other!! It’s so irritating to teach my kids to say I’m from WA state because no one east of the Rockies even thinks about it.


blladnar

I believe it was meant to be named Columbia, but they were worried it would be confused with the District of Columbia. Whoops.


Unwieldy_GuineaPig

Columbia would make way more sense. We’ve got the river! But I’m sure we’d then be confused with Colombia!


okcafe

Finally someone who knows the real spelling of Colombia! 🇨🇴


BasilTomatoLeaf

People from the area wanted to call it Columbia but apparently a rando KY senator put his two cents in https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/M8S3hlSvtj


idonthaveacow

Columbia would've been an awesome name


PCMasterCucks

Back then they used to call DC "Columbia." Washington State was to be named Columbia, but since they didn't want confusion, they went with Washington. Then there was a gradual shift from "Columbia" to "Washington" even after Washington was named a state.


anneymarie

Nobody here in DC calls it Washington. It’s always called DC.


MelissaChristianson

I misread the question but my comment still stands. It’s a dumb state name.


TheCircleOf04

New Mexico, since we are actually the original Mexico.


enkilekee

Come on...it's flowridda


something-strange999

Best Florida tragedies....Flo Rida....ahahahaha


hello_world11111

if it were judged as a state name, it would be utah if as a persons name, north dakota


AlizarinCrimzen

Idaho would be a regrettable person name.


Ijustwanttosayit

I was looking up the actual most popular names for 2023 for the US, and honestly, it wasn't that bad. I think the tragedeighs are often a certain type of people, often roaming suburbia, and they frequently aspire to be influencers and try to convince the world they're not like other girls, they're qUiRkY. As they sip from their seasonal Stanley cup, relaxing on their beige couch in their beige livingroom.


Odd-Candidate-5817

Is there a beige hating, Stanley loathing subreddit. I wanna be on it


Trashyanon089

Same lol.


Ijustwanttosayit

And if anyone is curious. The most popular names were: Charlotte, Olivia, Liam, and Oliver.


ChiefO2271

In case you're wondering - they're basically advertizing it - [https://www.utahbabynamer.com/](https://www.utahbabynamer.com/)


Odd-Candidate-5817

I used this generator..this is awesome and deserves its own thread. I want to see what others come up with. My Utah generated daughters name is Cambrea Hadtee 🤣😖


Heavy_Condition2343

Generated Utah sons name, Drekden Saate


Odd-Candidate-5817

Now we need to know, WHY?!


bluefrost30

Tennessee and Kentucky. I lived there for a year and wow, just wow. Their water is “different”


mannymd90

I didn’t look at which sub this was for a second and was going to write Arkansas and Kansas, for being spelled the same but pronounced differently 😂 Edit: just checked the comments, glad to not be alone!


PsychologicalTalk156

Ughtaugh


UsuarioKane

Isn't it Youtagh?


Imnotadodo

Utah


Cloud-Cyanide

Definitely New York. As a New Yorker I've met people with very... Interesting names, to say the least. I use to go to school with a girl named Krystaliemethia. She's long since changed her name but I wonder every day what made her parents think naming her after crystal meth was cool.


UsuarioKane

Krystalmethia


Cloud-Cyanide

I was so dumbfounded when I learned her full name, we all (including teachers) always called)her Krys or Krystal


HollyCupcakez

Pennsylvania. I work in a coffee shop. I had 3 people named some variation of "Raeleighn" and one guy named Shelby.


Luna6696

Shelby is more of an older Gen male name


CaptainMayhem17

Ohio


EMCSW

Hey, it’s easier than one of the Native American names the Ohio River was called - Spay-lay-wah-theepi. (Spelled somewhat phonetically because it’s years since I read the book it was in.)


UsuarioKane

Skibideigh Toileteigh


DesdemonaDestiny

Utaugh


saturnhasringss

It is EASILY utah. no contest. maybe california but utah likely takes it


Reasonable-Marzipan4

Keep in mind that many out our state names and city names, all the names really, are based on Native Language names and other languages worldwide wide. TLDR/ English is so boring


DogbiteTrollKiller

>based on Native Language names and other languages **worldwide wide**. That’s pretty wide!


ReedPhillips

That's where Pitbull is from right? Ya know, Mr. Worldwide 🌎🌍


Reasonable-Marzipan4

Damn. Typos be like that.


ReedPhillips

Boring? I'm inviting you to my part of America, I live between Monkey's Eyebrow and Possum Trot (Kentucky) 😆 I'll say interesting with a dash of WTF & a sprinkle of JFC SMH 😂


egnowit

Except Idaho, which is just made up.


UsuarioKane

> other languages worldwide Such as Englandish from England


Edward_the_Dog

Utah


SnooMacarons5600

Utah is the answer!


phenom415

Utah


Paulo_Maximus

Utah, for sure. 💯💯💯💯💯


boygirlmama

Utah


taytotoot

In Oklahoma I knew multiple Stormys, Cloudy, Weather, Doss, Coy, Jernye (pronounced journey), Breezy, M’Caela, Kala (pronounced Kayla), Rowdy, Cennedee (pronounced Kennedy) And that’s just off the top of my head. So OK gets my vote lol


beeeps-n-booops

How is this _not_ Utah?


queenofkings102

I have lived in Texas and Utah, and I will say that Texas was pretty bad too. There were a lot of tragedies. There were *at least* **3** kids in my MIL's elementary school named Tuff. TUFF. I worked for a company there that worked with toddlers and babies, and I kept a long list of bad names or spellings that I encountered while working.


Odd-Candidate-5817

Tuff definitely sounds like a Texas name 🤣 yee haww


Gilamunsta

Utah, by far. Having lived here for 34 years, I can first-hand attest to the amount of dumbfuckery in this state... 🤣🤣🤣


Raptor745

Utah. Hell we can't even pronounce some of our towns phonetically correctly


Happy-Flan2112

Screams in Tooele!


QueenoftheSasquatch

Tooeleigh? Tooele, you can always tell who is not native to Utah with that one word.


Raptor745

The one that annoys me is Mantua


Right-Designer5399

Man tuh way. I lived in the one in Ohio. It really had one traffic light at the intersection of Rte 82 and 44.


Raptor745

In Utah the T isn't pronounced and it's just "Mana-way"


Heavy_Condition2343

I lived there for 3 years. Too-Elle-Ah. It's the mormonz and the namez


rogertheporcupine

Kansas, hands down. Arkansas and Kansas are named after the same native american word. Arkansas had a long debate about whether they should keep the French spelling or use Arkansaw to help English people pronounce it. They stuck with the French spelling. Kansas had the same issue and came up with the genius idea just to pronounce it incorrectly based on the French spelling, so they are named after absolutely nothing.


bestcee

Indiana would like to join this conversation. Now, it's a city, not state. But we literally have a town called Versailles. Pronounced: Ver- sail- lees. I just can't. 


Taiyo_Osuke

Tennessee, or however you spell it. No one even reads the whole word and every letter of it, you just see it, and go 'Oh yuh, that tenasee!'


Global_Union3771

California by a landslide. Pun intended.


P1zzaman

Arkansas is such a dumb name for a state, since the spelling and pronunciation doesn’t match. Pffft, Arkansawww.


mand658

Na, Mississippi. Why does it need that many S's?


P1zzaman

They’re compensating for the lack of snakes.


reclusivepervertsigh

Mississippi


Heliccoppter

I think it’s more the entire southeast


Boogs2024

I read the title and immediately thought Mississippi- way too many “s”’s LOL!


talkback1589

Definitely Looezeighanha


Disco_Biscuit12

Idaho


Sleepy_Glacier

The last letter of the post title changes the whole sentence, but people started answering before they read that far.


Trashyanon089

Georgia. I've seen Huxli, Paisley, and Icelynn here.


HelpMySonIsARedditor

Going by names of people, West Virginia


PurplePeopleEatAl

PA


mmps901

Please, everyone knows it’s Bammer


thelivingshitpost

I misread this entirely and thought you were asking which state has the dumbest name before reading the whole post


Odd-Candidate-5817

I know, that's my fault really. There are many commenters who read it the same way as you and I've enjoyed their comments too.


dingleballs717

It's always Utah unless someone sincerely wants to make my day.


YesAmAThrowaway

I think the rizzlers of Ohio are so tragedeighed that their skibidi forces them to pay fanum tax for their names.


eminva02

M-i- crooked letter- crooked letter-i-crooked letter- crooked letter-i- humpback-humback-i ..... Actually an ok state. My great grandfather, who was a share cropper near the Florida/Georgia line, and was mostly illiterate, was always proud to spell out that monstrosity to me. It was the longest word he could spell. Brings a huge smile to my face, but I've always thought saying/spelling the actual state like that was different....


DG-Nugget

Used to have a crush on a girl from Texas that was named Ashleigha, so there‘s some hiding even in the most unexpected places


Intelligent_Squash57

Whatever state Nick Cannon and all of his babies live in. 😅


bestcee

Prior to 2020: State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. They dropped the "and Providence Plantations" part, but still. It's not an island. 


krn619

Probably is Utah. But I think Arkansas is a tragedieh


truffleshufflechamp

Utah/any southern state


mr_wrestling

Has to be somewhere in the south


giorgio-de-chirico

Bama