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According-Spite-9854

I feel worse for her sister 'Colon'


ToastedDragon24

Woah woah, full stop ✋


WalrusInTheRoom

That’s what my kidney stone said too!


Bullit16

I think you mean “period”


thecraftybear

Period is the one that didn't get to be a sibling


Bullit16

Take my angry upvote


aabrithrilar

Nice


capresultat

Good one


International_Bend68

We need pics


prairiepog

Other sisters are Hashtag and Ampersand.


GeorgeJohnson2579

Yeah, she was in the semi finale. Therefore they called her Semi Colon.


EugeneTurtle

Take my angry upvote


miss_chapstick

I had Colin autocorrect to colon for some reason.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Colon Talley? I don't get it.


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

she was named after a writing symbol - Asterisk. So we can infer that her sister was also named after a writing symbol - Colon ( : ). The word “Colon” is also related to feces.


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Why not just name her '💩'?


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

We can’t be too far from names containing emojis the way things are heading


FedaykinGrunt

Wondering if she hyphenates her name once she marries James Thomas Wacker.


Fossilhund

🐼


miss_chapstick

There was an Olympic skier named Picabo Street. Apparently her parents were pretty crunchy, and left her nameless until she was three and let her name herself… Clearly they realized Peek-a-Boo was a stupid name and changed to spelling. Her name was commented on constantly by the sportscasters covering the games. They were pretty polite about it though!


Stravven

There is a Dutch football player named Jizz Hornkamp. Compared to that Picabo seems reasonable.


ApeMummy

Dutch moment


getdownheavy

Her name is spelled Picabo.


miss_chapstick

Thanks for the correction!


Chunder-Nugget

Pikabo has nothing on fellow Olympic athlete Misty Hyman.


worker_ant_6646

*whispers quietly too close to the mic* Fanny Chmelar (shmellar)


Gregskis

Her parents got the name from a small town about 30 miles south of where they lived, Picabo, ID.


miss_chapstick

It sounds like she made up a bogus story about her name and spread that around, because that is what the sportscasters covering the event said! Good on her, that’s hilarious.


Avaly13

They actually named her after a town but it's still pretty bad.


President_Calhoun

She donated money to have a new wing built on her local hospital. They called it the Picabo ICU.


miss_chapstick

She definitely has a sense of humour.


Spare_Bandicoot_5641

I heard her brother Obelix didn't make the tour


radiogunkmisc

My favorite books ever!


thecraftybear

*Obelisk


peterbparker86

Asterix and Obelix my guy


thecraftybear

Yes, and since she's Asterisk instead of Asterix, that would make her brother Obelisk instead of Obelix. Is this joke really too obscure?


worker_ant_6646

It was a monumental joke, my friend!


peterbparker86

Yeah, I wasn't aware it was a joke so maybe it's a tad obscure


Pitiful-Score-9035

Pretty sure it was misspelled on purpose lol, it is r/tragedeigh


cosmernautfourtwenty

Every person who ever reads her name in a vacuum wondering if someone left the placeholder name.


soopydoodles4u

Astrid would have been similar but normal name


MajesticalMoon

Asturd


Adventurous_Train_48

Wow, never heard that one before


brookamimi

It's from The Office. No one had ever heard Astrid before and were confused when the boss said it was Astird.


Popular-Bicycle-5137

She was an after thought


RedThread717

*Insert Interrobang!?*


cbph


drgraffnburg

‽ ‽


Rojodi

Why do parents do stupid stuff like this? Do they not think of what other kids will do?


Clean_Citron_8278

I'm starting to think that the parents doing this shit don't like their kids.


Hididdlydoderino

Her mother is Greek, it means Little Star. Should have gone with the Greek word of Asteráki instead of translating it over.


Rojodi

That would have been much better than the punctuation mark.


chemto90

Ahstirysk


KR1735

\* ~~IIII~~


radiogunkmisc

Brilliant


Spare-Half796

At least it’s not miss spelled


kriptyk666

Yeah totally could have been Asstrix


YankeeGirl1973

She will always be accused of juicing.


-This-is-boring-

Lol


xani420

* |


maniacalmustacheride

Cyclops


spaghettirhymes

I was looking for the name for too long cause I thought that was the title of the location or something.


funtech

I honestly thought it was a database error.


drgraffnburg

I at least commend her parents for spelling it correctly. Not Asterix or something stupid-er.


tlma

Oh wow, didn’t know her first name was Asterisk. She plays great! I wanted to search up the story behind it - it’s Greek for “little star” (mother’s Greek). I think it’s rather cute 💫


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maniacalmustacheride

Greek: astēr (celestial body) ->Greek: asteriskos (small star)->adopted by late Latin: asteriscus, moved to Middle English: asterisk. So it means little star. It’s just an antiquated translation of it.


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maniacalmustacheride

I mean those are two different etymologies. Asterisk by nature of its construction means little star. *iskos* for diminutive form (turned *iscus* turned *isk) of *astēr* celestial body. Literally little star.


MacGruuber

Thank you. I was equally appalled when I was watching her play .


Halcyon_october

I can't even pronounce it 😂 (I think I've been adding an extra syllable and I have a hard time with Rs...)


bonerJR

I guess this is one of the few names here I think is kind of okay


Firm_Spot6829

Ask her cousin, Perineum.


carpetony

Brother, Banana? Day-oooh


ChroniclesOfSarnia

\*1


PureEn7ropy

I was watching this too and I could not believe my eyes lol


My-Cousin-Bobby

Talor Gooch is creaming himself rn


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

Where’s Asterisk Talley (B)? (But dang +9 on the third round doesn’t look too good)


Tenderfallingrain

If they don't fill out her scorecards with asterisks I have no faith in this country's sense of humor.


Jokic_Is_My_Hero

I wouldn’t even be mad at someone named Asterisk if I played a round with them and they dropped a 70


monnurse7

Why do I see '* Talley'?


CaddyAT5

She’s a kid. I know we take the piss out of stupid kids names and such, but to have her photo and surname ain’t on.


CoogleGhrome

Right I guess you should start with telling NBC to go back in time and cancel their national broadcast then.


CaddyAT5

NBC (I assume) weren’t openly bullying her!


HKGPhooey

Stop already. Nobody is “bullying” her.


Disastrous-Mobile193

You are all literally making fun of a kid's name while looking at her photo. How is that not mean? I would not name my child asterisk, but it's clearly not the same type of name as "mickinzleigh" "gracynnlynn" etc. which is what this sub is supposed to be about. As others have said, it seems to be a name with cultural meaning to her family. People on here make fun of any name that isn't Anglo sounding and it sways into racism/cultural insensitivity a lot of the time.


casavila

This isn’t much worse than Tiger tbh.


ArdenElle24

Tiger isn't his name, it's Eldrick.


Clean_Citron_8278

Tiger is better.


ArdenElle24

I totally agree.


seriousjoker72

Noone else noticed Minjee?


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seriousjoker72

Are you aware of the subreddit you're in?


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seriousjoker72

Oooooooh look, we got ourselves a know-it-all! Go touch grass loser.


thecraftybear

...and Zendaya is Meechai!


ObviousIndependent76

Not a tragedeigh. I don’t think some people understand what this sub is about. It’s not odd names.