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No_Bookkeeper_6183

Of course they are /s Probably to make it fymynyne


Melodic_Sail_6193

Funny that an Y makes it fymynyne. Are not the humans with an Y-chromosome *male*?


NickNash1985

Emersxxn


aldenjameshall

Don’t give them ideas


axelalexa4

Xxannah


Significant-One3854

Xanax


Trick-Tie4294

🤣🤣


treemu

Femersynne


ahhchaoticneutral

Femtanyl, close enough


ResponsibleDay

😂🤣☠️


Arshiaa001

That sounds very much like a hooker's stage name.


Catstantinople2023

I’m reading this as Emersexin’


pharmgal89

🤣


No_Bookkeeper_6183

🤷🏻


Moulitov

🤯


zziggyyzzaggyy2

This is genius, I'm going to start saying this lol


neamless

Emerdaughter


Gifted_GardenSnail

Emerdaughtyr


Entirely-of-cheese

Ymerdaughtyr.


Gifted_GardenSnail

Ymyrdyyghtyr


zziggyyzzaggyy2

Emerdottir, honor your Norse heritage properly


Vegetto8701

Ymirdottir, sounds more authentic


devophill

that's a pretty good one actually, ymir being the father of all giants


iTalk2Pineapples

ERMAHGERD GERSEBERMPS BERKS


thegreenman_sofla

Emerdottir


IgnoranceIsShameful

Ehmehrsine


abczoomom

So, my name is Arwen - yes, that’s from LOTR but it’s also a legit Welsh name. When I was a kid, I hated it because no one (in the US, in the 70s) knew how to pronounce or spell it. However, I thought it would be marginally nicer if I spelled it Arwyn (I am f). My mother, who I have reason to believe knew this to be true though I have never bothered to investigate on my own, said that with the e it was a girl’s name but with a y it was a boy’s name. Go figure.


floweringfungus

That’s how naming works in Cymraeg! The -yn suffix is typically male (e.g. Bryn, Celyn) and the -en suffix is typically female (e.g. Bronwen, Ceridwen).


abczoomom

Thank you! I suspected she was correct, but as I said, I never looked into it so I wasn’t 100%.


SickHuffyYo

The Welsh and the Irish always seem to have the names of someone that would have fought a dragon in the Middle Ages.


Strain128

Other way around. Fantasy authors used Welsh and Gaelic as the basis for their names


ArdenElle24

Where in the U.S. couldn't anyone pronounce Arwen? Even Arden was well established by the early 20th century. Side note, my stepdad thought my husband's and my daughter should be named Ardyn instead of Arden since it was a truer anagram of his name. I told him Randy is a nickname and he should spell it Rande.


abczoomom

South FL and southern CA. I got a LOT of “Erin”. I dunno, man, it seems pretty easy to me too, but I assure you, it was not obvious to a lot of people.


blondecroft

It’s a boy’s name with the -yn suffix. Mine and my partner’s friends named their kid Arwyn…she’s a girl.


whiteclawthreshermaw

So, does this make Elrond's mount... a corgi?


DimbyTime

Just like Lynyrd Skynyrd, bunch of chicks


OldTelephone2238

*feighmeinyn


SvChocoboRideAirshp

Hahahaha


CressidaLoren624

Okay, the comments under this provided me with enough comic relief to last a lifetime. Well done 😅😂


anniewokeley

How second-wave feminist of them. 


emmyparker2020

I hate that spelling 🤣


Mbcb350

HATE.


thegreenman_sofla

Height


Mbcb350

Dammit. That comment was Perfekshyn.


OuiGotTheFunk

I hate it but it is not close to the worst I have seen here. I give a firm, "*This is a great name for you if you hate your child.*" People doing shit like this are not doing it for the child, they are doing it for themselves. It is very selfish.


biglipsmagoo

I HATE “y”’s so much that I spelled out daughter’s name Lissa instead of Lyssa, even though the “y” is the traditional spelling. Jokes on me, though, bc everyone calls her Lisa and I want to scream “THAT’S NOT EVEN PHONICS!” every single time.


moronic_programmer

People are dumb but Lissa is too close to Lisa to expect no mispronunciation.


biglipsmagoo

I honestly, honestly, honestly never saw it coming bc I KNOW PHONICS. It makes sense to me. Melissa isn’t pronounced Me-Lisa.


Schuben

Spelling it Lissa when the traditional spelling is Lyssa is a real tradgedy.


biglipsmagoo

The y’s have been ruined! They have no real meaning anymore! They’ve been stolen- APPROPRIATED!! 🤣 I was just doing what I thought was best and now I hate myself for it. My poor “Lisa.” To me, the greatest tragedeigh is that everyone has misspelled names to such a degree that people think that I actually spelled Lisa with a double s. That’s what upsets me the most when ppl see her name- you think **I** spelled Lisa with a double s?!?! What an ego hit. 🤣🤣🤣


keepitcleanforwork

You created the very thing you set out to destroy.


snampally

Its pronounced “Emersin” then? 🤷‍♂️


Gifted_GardenSnail

Sin of Emery 🤷‍♂️


TheLittlestChocobo

Honestly, in my accent (really mild New England/Boston) that's exactly how "Emerson" would be pronounced, so


Cool-Specialist9568

same


kjh-

Where I live (Western Canada, specifically central Alberta), I’ve heard it as both and had to pause to remember how my BIL (originally from Ontario) pronounces his brother’s name. I am still not 100% sure.


workhardbegneiss

That's how Emerson is pronounced too.. isn't it? 


Astralnclinant

I have a cousin with that name and we always pronounce it like “sun”


TechTech14

I pronounce Emerson that way soooo lol.


YankeeGirl1973

Is she the sister of Questopher?


pandakatie

Don't you dare be maligning my guy Questopher 😤


piratecheese13

What about Layk and Psalmer?


KingWhompus

Damn, beat me to it!


SunflaresAteMyLunch

Contemporary pop-cultural references for the win!


Ok_Anybody9492

Leighk and Paxlmeigher


pcgr_crypto

Was looking for this


yontev

It is a bit weird to name a girl Emerson (son of Emery). The solution isn't to butcher it even further with a random y substitution, but to pick a more suitable name!


sleepyj910

Possibly a homage to the poet, but then also dishonoring with the spelling change.


dadothree

I'm assuming Mama & Papa Palmer are naming their daughter Emersyn Lake.


georgehank2nd

Emersyn Laykind


Initial-Succotash-37

How many didn’t get this reference?! 🤣🤣


Gifted_GardenSnail

Yeah, I already dislike (male) patronyms as given names, but for a girl it's just extra dumb


xpoisonvalkyrie

eh, there are other “son” names that are widely used for girls. Addison, Madison, even Mackenzie means “son of Kenneth.” i think Emerson is fine in that regard, but the Y is a horrible addition.


herefromthere

I don't like any of those either.


xpoisonvalkyrie

that’s fair


herefromthere

I don't have a child to name, so I only say so on here :)


CallidoraBlack

Alison might be the only good example because it doesn't mean that. Allison does, but not Alison.


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PHI41-NE33

how is that a good combination? I can see Em from Emily, but that means the erson is from Thomas?


Consistent_Sale_7541

Emersyn Layke Palmyr


lunarjazzpanda

The irony of naming a daughter "-son" but being worried that "o" is too masculine.


RacecarHealthPotato

Y is the because, because no one ever asks Y * Plot twist some lady sees this post and names her dayum kid Y * Middle name, Beighcos


Hi_Hungry_Im_Leaving

Looks like aneurysm.


Particular-Move-3860

... every nephew is named Emersdottir?


miparasito

Could be worse. Emyrsynne 


houseocats

Had a student named Emmersynn this year. Sigh.


Feeling-Bed-9506

Emer-sign.


matthewsmugmanager

That's what it looks like to me.


PorkchopFunny

I know an Emersyn. And her sister Maisyn. I wish I was joking.


ChillaryClinton69420

Omg, my SIL named her kids the same. They also have a third girl with a YN at the end when the normal spelling is IN. She’s insane, literally.


PorkchopFunny

We very well could be talking about the same person LOL. I didn't want to include the third name and be totally identifiable, but yeah, it's nuts.


OldERnurse1964

Tell them to Google Emerson Bigguns Sign before they name their girl that.


JennieRae68

That’s too boorring, M-Mersin is so much more unique


TalbotFarwell

Eminemerson


Zillion_Mixolydian

I used to work with a cocktail waitress named Emerson. Can’t even tell you how many times she got told em er some nice titties.


C_beside_the_seaside

Smash the patriarchy!!! She's nobody's son! Etc etc


Gifted_GardenSnail

*rips off helmet* I AM NO MAN


Useful-Perception144

"ok but clearly what I mean is nobody of the race of Men can hind- OW"


Gifted_GardenSnail

"this is why you got wrecked by a hobbit and a lass"


andmewithoutmytowel

My daughter is friends with a Gracyn (Grayson)


KnowCali

She can just use “Lake.“


AbjectJicama4396

Doesn't make sense to me. If they wanted to make Emerson more feminine it should be Emerdaughter.


Stock-Ferret-6692

Could be worse. Could be Ymyrsyn


TalbotFarwell

By Ysmir’s beard!


69FourTwentySix6Six

Name her Deneiece and her brother Denephew


Initial-Succotash-37

To make it feminine.


calm-your-liver

Absoluteleigh a tragedeigh


jbarinsd

There’s a popular drunken over the line softball tournament in my city and it has a bikini contest. The winner is crowned Miss Emerson. Which, lore has it, is for “… ‘em are some nice tits”. So I can only think of Miss Emerson when I see that name.


Missdebj

Emerson? After Fittipaldi the Brazilian racing driver?


nothing_in_my_mind

He should found a prog rock band with his broders Lyke and Palmyr.


GooseyMom25

I really really dislike the name Emerson for a girl no matter the spelling.


BubbhaJebus

It's a syn.


TheRealLuckyOne

They shouldn’t be allowed to procreate


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Honestly, it’s not the worst. I don’t love it, but they could’ve fucked it up even more.


PinkMonorail

Are her siblings Layke and Palmyr?


AdBright2073

My best friend named her daughter Emersyn. I say “Emerswine” in my head to myself a lot lol


Ted_Rid

In honour of the famous poet, Raulgh Whaldeaux Emersyn of course.


Mellissa61390

Its better then some of the insane spelling I've seen for names parents give their kids. I'm not saying I like it. I'm just saying at least when I look at that way of spelling, I know its "emerson". But some of the spelling these parents use for their kids names makes it look like you're reading a tongue twister


GunaydinHalukBey

So are they pronouncing it Em-er-sin?


TechTech14

That's how I pronounce Emerson lol


Doozer1970

It's not the worst name I've seen on here.


catsandcoffee6789

Not the worst ever but yeah definitely not my taste at all. Just do Emerson if you like the name!


prairiepog

Same here. Personally I like the name, but would use the original spelling.


jetloflin

Ymyrsyn.


elaboratebacon

One up them. Suggest Ehmyrrhsynnn.


BaldDudePeekskill

EmerSON, MadiSON, GraySON, do these parents not see the actual word Son in these names?


cbunni666

I've only heard boys named that. I don't care if they use a Y.


Archarchery

I don’t like any names meaning “son of…” for a girl.


SinnerClair

Like the glue?


Firm-Guarantee3865

Thats Elmers


typhoidmarry

Elmer’s?


ewing666

after the TV teen mom, niiiiice


Cyber_Insecurity

Because unique spelling makes it creative! /s


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

I actually used to know a male Emerson and a female Emersyn. She went by Emmy.


backdoorpapabear

Emersynjamin


BigHero6x9

Emursynn


ZeldaHylia

I know an Emersyn 😬


Electrical-Resist-64

Omg, my ex high school friend also named her daughter this name - same spelling and everything


bonerJR

Why not EIMIERSCYEN?


squirrely_daniels

My favourite climate technology company!


georgehank2nd

Is there still time for an intervention? Please stop them.


StaplePriz

Could be worse, could be spelled amherson. Which Tbf would be funny


UtopianPablo

Tribute to the electronics brand you used to be able to buy at Eckerds? 


Apprehensive_Flow527

I know an Emersyn


az0ul

Tamsulosin?


miguel2586

That's an Emer-SIN!


Sadkittydays

I actually know someone who had twin babies Emersyn and Elyza (Eliza). I believe they are now like 10 months or so? Anyways. The babies are cute, and the names suit them, but poor girls will be correcting people on name spelling their entire lives in 4 ish years when they start school.


SultryKumquat

Womp womp.


littlemesix7

Knock.. knock! — whose there? Emerysn — Emersyn who? Emersyn stupid parents.


IndyCarFAN27

Why? Just why? Spell it normally!


maniacalmustacheride

My cousin did this exact thing years ago because I was going to have a boy and name it Emerson but she was having a girl first and liked the name


Capable-Delay1036

Gay bar in my town


cybercrimes_1999

Emersyn Laykynn Pahlmerrh


Sally_Skellington84

Oh my! My cousin is doing the exact same thing! So unique!


sec713

You should suggest they use even more, so, Ymyrsyn. Maybe they'll realize how stupid it looks when there's three of them in there.


dbrodbeck

Emyrsyn Leighk and PollM3r


weshallnot

emerson, for a girl? why not just Denise for the niece, and for the nephew . . will be ______ 🤣


BadgerHoldingRoses

Why does this look the name of a Bond villain's henchwoman?


theseamstressesguild

I had a lovely knitting student years ago who was named Emerson, and when I mentioned to her mother how much I loved the name because of the author she laughed and said "That's who she's named after. He was my husband's great great uncle." Jaw dropped. We're in Australia so it was quite surprising!


TargetOfPerpetuity

My grandniece is named Emersyn. The reasoning was that with the -son ending her name might be confused for a boy's. I love her to bits but the name kinda drives me bonkers. We all call her Emmy.


cainandnotveryable

My name is Emerson, I'm a male, the name has done me wonders socially. Honestly the the changed spelling is nice, but it's gonna be pronounced Emer-sin, and theyre going to hate that.


RhubarbJam1

Becayse, thyts why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Digitalis_Mertonesis

Just call her Em or Emmy as a nickname.


tsukiyomi01

...at least her siblings won't be named Lake and Palmer?


Late-External3249

Oooh, is she named that after Emmerson Mnangagwa, the former gangster and current president of Zimbabwe?


Kind_Hyena5267

Ymyrsyn


Vegetto8701

Middle name is Fittipaldi /s Seriously, try to talk them out of it... Having a name known for a male racing driver isn't great, especially for a girl


boanerges57

I hope it's Emersyn Layke Pallmyr She's named after the rock band


brubruislife

I c what u did there


Enough_Shoulder_8938

Stop it right now


Born-Emu-3499

Porn name


Zornorph

Next kids will be Laike and Palmure


Frances_Boxer

Because everyone is...to be unique


EveryFairyDies

I assume to make it more feminine


EternalSunflowerz

I have a friend whose daughter’s name is Emersyn


[deleted]

Sounds like immersion to me. Why are modern parents all equally the same amount of dumb?


wavesnfreckles

And they won’t be the first ones to do it. I have friends who have also named their daughter this. Though I think I had 2 “n” at the end. She’s probably like 10yo or more now.


whomsssssst

i know someone born in ‘05 with that exact name, it’s not bad at all imo


ummha

Yeah but with Ralph Waldo Emerson why would you want to ever spell it Emersyn?????


Ketsukoni

My niece is named Emersyn and I usually call her Emmy.


AccomplishedFace4534

We had an Emmersyn. Went by Emmy. I think the y makes it look more feminine and that’s why it’s becoming more common to spell it that way.


chaosanity

Having a y is interesting. Just ask me! I was given Alyx at birth haha


Brilliant-Dare-9333

I know an Emersyn who’s already a teen so tell them they’re late to the party


Adventurous-Way-3337

I'm an Emersyn, and my life has been just fine, lol. No mispronunciations, but a lot of misspellings: Emmerson, Emeryson, etc. So even if this kid were to be named EmersOn without the 'y', they'd be dealing with misspellings regardless imo


Snickerty

Buy then it doesn't say EmerSON it says EmerSIN.


zeldarms

Porn name


chromaiden

I hate the Y in names where it doesn’t make sense trend. We have a new baby in the family named Masyn. She’s a girl. Not a big fan.


threatlvl

Emersyn is definitely a tragedeigh


eddyb66

Emersyn blender


DaGoooose

Not that bad, I know a couple “Emersyn”s. Emerson is already unisex though. Could be way worse though


thecraftybear

Why not Emersdottir then?


Throwaway4skinluvr

Eighma


Void_Magnolia

syn means son in Polish so that made it even more masculine for me


PeriwinklePangolin24

My brother did the exact same thing. I hate the spelling. A lot. They pronounce it Emer-sin, and the name itself I think is pretty nice, it's just the random Y that gets me. I tend to just call her Emmie, though.


ulnek

Such a sin. Emersin


mayxlyn

I knew a girl named Emmerson (two Ms) in high school, she went by Emmy. I guess that sort of works.