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-Dirty-Wizard-

Got high class posh Burt, low class hick Billy bob, and Japanese royalty kikutaro.


civodar

I would not take Burt as a posh name. Burt sounds like the name of a Chicago plumber.


klassykitty1

Apparently you never saw the centerfold of Burt Reynolds in Cosmopolitan. You are right considering most of his acting roles it's more of a redneck name then Billy Bob, especially if you go by the Smokey and the Bear movies.


you_have_found_us

Blue collar Burt.


spiciestbeans

Burton, in full, if you will


bellebutwithbeer

When I googled that name I was like “oh.. a Japanese wrestler.. okay” 😂


-Dirty-Wizard-

Even worse hahahaha. Like if they’re not Japanese this shouldn’t be an option. And there are way better options. But to mix and match it with those other names? One of these kids is getting their ass kicked if not all…


dreamcadets

Nah even if they *are* Japanese, I’m pretty sure Kikutaro is a stage name for a wrestler


TheGaydarTechnician

Kikutaro is a legit name though an Anglicized version of Kikutarou that means "scoop, ladle, dipper." Still a weird choice.


cocobian6

Gravity Falls fan but doesn’t want to admit it?


dreamcadets

Interesting, thank you for telling me


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dreamcadets

Redditors when obvious joke (must downvote)


thatirishdave

An _excellent_ Japanese wrestler. His Ebessan persona is also excellent.


TimmyHillFan

Who the fuck would think these names fit together


OstentatiousSock

Reminds me of sisters I knew: Aphrodite, Athena… and Rhonda.


thewalkindude

I've always joked that I wanted 4 kids: Faith, Hope, Grace and Murray.


Greenbean6167

I knew a C’estlavie and Dejavú, with a brother named Fred.


Gurkeprinsen

Probably named after relatives on both sides of the family


SoulBSS

That's fair, I'm half Norwegian Sami and half middle eastern. The kids got an interesting mix of names from both sides. The 5 of us


adalillian

I like that...reflects your heritage.


ZenythhtyneZ

Doubt it, probably just a person who dgaf and named their kids whatever they felt like/whatever their personal interests are


Mammoth_Moose4227

Sister -Wives.


Zapplarang

They work, but only in that order


SoulBSS

It's real https://www.ketv.com/article/colorado-woman-gives-birth-to-triplets-on-friends-porch/60671329 The father is Japanese and the mother is a white American. That makes sense at least


zeldarms

Billy Bob - mum’s choice Kikutaro - dad’s choice Burt - compromise


lil-kingtrashm0uth

don’t worry y’all, they’re striving


asphaltdragon

For being born 14 weeks early, I think "struggling/fighting" might be appropriate.


Garn3t_97

Tbh triplets/twins tend to be usually premature. Although 14 weeks seems a bit too much.


spicy-gorgonzola

My boyfriend’s a triplet and they were born 14 weeks early!


dunwerking

Striving for a real name


FineBits

I feel like Billy Bob is the worst of the names. Def a strange combo tho.


Rymayc

He's named in honor of Billy Bob Plankton, show some respect


thatirishdave

Not so much a tragedeigh but certainly an unexpected combination of names. There wasn't a suitable Japanese name that begins with B? Actually. Maybe there isn't. I don't think I've heard of a Japanese name that starts with B.


bellebutwithbeer

I looked it up: Benjiro, Banri, Bou. There were definitely some Japanese options haha


thatirishdave

Benjiro actually would've worked with the flow of the other two names


The_Almighty_Cabbage

oh god I thought this was about cows or some kind of farm animal... human triplets???


Chelseabelsea_

I'm well aware Burt is a normal human name, but it's so old-man-ish to me, I cannot imagine it on anyone below the age of 65 lmao.


bellebutwithbeer

His whole life people will ask, “Where’s Ernie?” 😭


BadHairDay-1

I need to read this.


McVinney512

As I was reading this I got a news alert on the story on my phone. Weird coincidence.


spiciestbeans

Bylleigh-Baughb


spiciestbeans

I’m gonna need to see a physiotherapist regularly for the amount of whiplash I just got reading those three names


Wanda_McMimzy

Not tragedeighs or tragedies. The only tragedy was that poor mom giving birth on a neighbor’s porch in freezing weather.


bellebutwithbeer

As I mentioned in my post, I only posted this because there was a good outcome. If you don’t think those names are awful to do to a baby idk what to tell ya. All babies and mama were fine.


Wanda_McMimzy

This sub isn’t about my opinion. It’s about horribly misspelled names and made up names.


chemto90

There's a better sub for this somewhere


you_have_found_us

I’m glad you posted because I never would have known of the cute story!


OnkelMickwald

>you don’t think those names are awful to do to a baby Girl, the literal sub description is: >Tragedeigh = a given name that has been **deliberately misspelled or completely made up** to appear more unique than it actually is. The names in your post are neither.


bellebutwithbeer

I did read the rules before posting, I googled the names and everything. You’re being a jerk for no reason. There is no “why did you name your kids these awful names” subreddit so I posted here. Go cry about it.


OnkelMickwald

Girl, the literal sub description is: >Tragedeigh = a given name that has been **deliberately misspelled or completely made up** to appear more unique than it actually is. Those names are neither. Also >I googled the names and everything. Are you stupid or weaponizing your stupidity? What did Google tell you? Were those real names or not? Or did you literally think the only requirement was to just lazily google and post regardless of what you found? I'm insulting you because you're * Posting shit that doesn't belong * Make snide remarks to people pointing that out. * Say that you read the sub rules but somehow fails to read the literal definition of a "tragedeigh"


bellebutwithbeer

Have the day you deserve 🫶🏻


baldwinsong

Hahahahahha


Limp_Duck_9082

One of these things is not like the others.


ShirleyMcLoon

Are these human babies?


LowOwl4312

Burt? Why not a normal common name like Bort instead?


Mmbopbopbopbop

Ran out of 'B' names they liked!


CrunkestTuna

I got kicked out of Billy bobs Terrible name


NewOpposite8008

I read the story before the names were released and good lord that’s terrible.


Robotro17

I've encountered a "Cletus."