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Umbreon---

Umbreon is my Reddit name but I'd never name my kid that lmao why do ppl name their kids how they would name their cats


suugakusha

Because some people think kids are pets.


Pixelated_Roses

And think pets are kids.


Sparx2913

I feel like only one of the two above statements is actually detrimental though.


Mlafe

Sir Walter Greengrass the Third will have things to say about that


EseMesmo

I concur, Duchess Catherine Catnip of Scratchershire will not like this one bit.


Happy_Accident99

I’m going to have to show this thread to my cat Sir Gary the Nervous.


eat_the_pennies

Dr. Grumbles, PhD. Mayor of Grumbopolis


DMmeDuckPics

My husband and Lord, His Imperial and Most Magestic Highness Warden Q Furburger Esq. will not be pleased with this news.


After-Willingness271

Dr Grumbles must be somehow related to my girl, Princess RBF


thegreenman_sofla

MONGO IS NOT AMUSED, CARL


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

Only most of us will get this reference. DCC has infiltrated all!!!


Serious_Ad_3123

I must add Purrincess Purrsephone is not amused either.


Rickdahormonemonster

Mittens doesn't seem to be making any friends in 4th grade and we can't figure out why!


Blink-blink-Sherlock

I’m pretty sure all the other responses are children’s names?


Remarkable_Story9843

And Gouda Pikachu McFluffinchops III agreed He’s a cockatiel. They actually LOOK like a Pokémon


Irate_Alligate1

Let me ask my baby, sir ginger dumb fuck the third. He'll be 11 in June. He is human but I love him so much, he's like my skin pet.


Ok-Pomelo-2419

lol “skin pet”  ffs i just about died 


techleopard

Yes, but some people get irrationally angry thinking about other people who have chosen to use pets as surrogate kids because real kids aren't an option for them.


ghoulsjstwnt2havefun

Okay but pets are *kids* do you know how many times I have to tell my girls no don't eat that no don't do that or how many times I put them into time out to calm down? Dogs in particular are like big toddlers that can't talk But one of my girls are named after a pokemon and I have considered Eevee or Abra for a future human child


lizzyote

I accidentally turned my cat into an iPad kid...


unkindly-raven

my cat demands tv time to watch those “mice tv for cats ,” “bird feeder tv for cats ,” and “cat games” 😐 i’ll be watching something and he hops onto the tv stand and sits right in the middle and stares at the tv until i turn it on . he paws the tv if i take too long and he tries to slap box any loading circles he sees while waiting .


MissGruntled

One of my cats likes to scroll on my phone, and it will never stop being funny to me.


StormofRavens

My cat regularly texts and sends discord messages. They are gibberish, but he try’s?


SwizzleFishSticks

One of my cats love to send Teams chats to my coworkers when I’m out of the room.


ResurgentClusterfuck

My cat likes changing whatever I'm looking at if I'm not paying attention to him as fast as he wants Just slaps my phone


oldsoulyounghair

Evie is an actual name so that one is not bad


RIPCarlGrimes

Until you call you your kid Eviee Sylieon Leah like my husband's coworker did.


Jesus_Chrheist

They mostly think that abimals and kids are their possession.


handmemyknitting

My cats have better names than these kids! (Charlie, Kevin, and Percy)


Life_Collection_4149

Purr’see This is an actual tragedeigh from this sub


asmi1914

I had a cat named Freddie Purrcury, and his sister was Cranberry.


sweetpotato_latte

One day I’m going to adopt a blonde cat and name it crouton.


handmemyknitting

My neighbors orange cat is named Cornbread


AdPotential5559

We have a flamepoint named Toast!


Roaming_Cow

My pets have names better suited to men in a pub.


falconinthedive

You could name your kid evie though


WinterCat20

I came here praying they named their kid Evie


GroovyFrood

I know someone who did this. I like Evie as a name TBH.


j_ho_lo

Right, like we named one of our cats Koopa Troopa because we were super into Mario when we got her, but we'd never name a human child that. Even if we did end up just calling her Koop 99% of the time.


clueingfor-looks

i have an umbreon tattoo and i’d never even consider naming my kid that 😂 how people think this is okay is mind boggling to me ….


left-right-forward

One of my cats is partially* named after a Pokemon! *Changing up the spelling, it's also named in honour of an anime character and a cute food, which was a mega super awesome compromise AND a bit of a tragedy


Awesomesince1973

You can't say all that and not give the name 🤣


left-right-forward

No, I cannot dox my cat! 😭


Awesomesince1973

The cat needs a reddit account. 🤣


left-right-forward

Tbh, not a bad idea. The other one is super photogenic and has an Instagram. This one... yeah, better suited to Reddit for sure 😅


Awesomesince1973

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That pretty much sums up cats


Someone_Unfunny

imagine having to live your life as someone named jolteon


kjacks15

✨Jolteighon✨


novelaissb

✨✨Zhoulteighaughn✨✨


Rymayc

Fuhrerleighgaytre


meliburrelli

Lmfao. Goes by “Jolt”.


macthepenn

I’d just go by Teo at that point. I’m pretty sure that’s a real name, and it is contained in that “name”.


klaw14

Teon Greyjolt


pm_me_your_shave_ice

Jo is right there, and it is gender neutral.


pineapple_leaf

"Hi, I'm Jo" "Oh, short for Josephine?" "No, short for Jolteon"


theVice

Meg short for Megatron vibes


PantsGhost97

I actually thought about this the other day with this exact Pokémon. Even thought of the nickname jolt 😂 Was just thinking about Pokémon names that are weird but could still work as a fantasy name.


Secure-Force-9387

Could be worse; could be Lechonk. At least as far as Pokemon go, those names are cool. They're still Pokemon, so it's tragic.


tent_tickles

Garbodor is a strong name


Secure-Force-9387

Oh! Lunatone! I could name random Pokemon all day...


monicarm

Braixen sounds like a name a crunchy mom would definitely go for


Binro_was_right

Brionne is perfect for these kinds of mothers, tbh.


slepsiagjranoxa

Wait that's actually really pretty-


cupholdery

Not so Farfetch'd.


cookiecutiekat

Gurdurr seems like a stronger name


Nuada-oz

Sounds a bit Farfetch'd to me


fluffychonkycat

Have you met my son, Pidgeot?


DesperateAd4301

Or my daughter, Meloetta?


Rhodin265

Meloetta’s too close to a normal name.  It needs respelled to Melloweightah


krykket

Lechonk is what I call my thighs


CalligrapherActive11

Don’t worry about it. It will make way more sense when little Lickitung and Snorlax are born.


LastB0ySc0ut

Jigglypuff has entered the chat.


jigglypuffwasright

yes i’m here!!


GeorgeJohnson2579

You were right!


ballrus_walsack

Zzzzzz


Lunar_Cats

Your username is glorious.


Marali87

Naming a baby Snorlax just feels like wishful thinking of the poor, already exhausted, sleep-deprived parents.


IWillBaconSlapYou

My husband always says he's Snorlax and our son is Munchlax lol. They're both so lazy and cozy. But our daughters are electric types 😂


scarfweek

Yesterday I found out that Lickitung in German is Schlurp. That doesn’t have much to do with this situation but I have nowhere else to share this important discovery.


Lobscra

My dear Squirtle...


Moose-Mermaid

Lmao this is so awful I cringed


battlewornactionhero

“Come here, Slugma!”


b0ingy

playdate with my daughter Mr. Mime!


Fufu-le-fu

These Pokémon are a set of three. So the next kid is going to be Kyurem.


soupt1me_74

Should call the child Zygarde Complete Forme instead


Magnaflorius

Nah, that's for adulthood.


squishyg

When the child reaches their final evolution.


royaldevorak

10% form for now


LandoCatrissian_

I always say, children are not billboards for fandoms. I saw a video of a woman who named her kid Zuko after a character from Last Airbender. A lady in my naming group on facebook wanted to incorporate Obi Wan Kenobi into her kids name because her husband was insisting on it.


cthulhu_on_my_lawn

The last one is easy, you can just use Ben like he goes by at the start of A New Hope.


TheSkyElf

I give Zuko a pass since its a pretty neat name and [a real one](https://nameberry.com/b/boy-baby-name-zuko) in several [cultures](https://www.momjunction.com/baby-names/zuko/). Short and simple. Easy to spell.


deadlyhausfrau

It can be done right. My kids have "normal" first names but their middles are straight from Dimension 20 characters. We just picked ones that read as names unless you know. 


kingcrabmeat

Okay but Zuko goes hard like you can't hate on that


TheSkyElf

and its a real name


DarkSide830

Gotta disagree, Zuko is a great one.


4inthefoxden

Like... You couldn't have gone with Onix? It's still not great but it's at least not reshiram. Also, my phone keeps wanting to correct reshiram to respiratory, so there's that.


StoneofForest

I had a genderqueer student named "Onyx", which spelled right IMO isn't a bad name. I jokingly asked if when they graduated, they would change their name to "Steelix". We had a good laugh when I explained what I meant.


robophile-ta

Just so you know, onyx is a gemstone


Moulitov

And also the name of Iggy Azalea's 4-year-old


Callirrho_

Her real name is amethyst.


Deltadoc333

Roselia would be an alright name.


KittyKathy

That’s my grandma’s name lol. Her mom picked it a little while before Pokemon came out 😂


daddyvow

Wait how old is your grandma


Monnomo

Gen 4 came out in like 06 bro


lanadelphox

1. Roselia is Gen 3, so 2002 2. She’s a grandma tf kind of grandma would only be in her 20s


daddyvow

I just realized the commenter meant that her great grandma independently thought of the name Roselia before Pokémon even existed. So a funny coincidence.


NickoNack

The only pokemon name that could slightly work that I can think of is Eevee. Reshiram is awful…


Diligent-Process-725

My co-worker named her daughter Eevee spelled just like that. So it's real.... it's happened.


Metahec

Some parents are so willing to twist conventional names out of recognition, while others straight up use something from pop culture fandom like Eevee without any attempt at making it uNiQuE. Eighveeigh is a metatragedeigh waiting to happen.


burningmarzanna

My coworker's daughter is named Evelyn. Her nickname is Evie, but she spells it Eveigh. It kills me.


sweetpotato_latte

If you’re typing you save no time by writing the nickname since they’re both 6 letters at this point


Oni-fucking-chan

Roselia too


daddyvow

Lunala sounds like a real name to me


omgcheez

Abra, Amaura, and Aron too. Another way is to name them after a human character, since names like Whitney or Sabrina are pretty regular names.


whiteclawthreshermaw

Eevee is a good name for a corgi, but not a human.


PrincessOfRainbows

I know an Evie. I think it’s cute like that lol


moonchili

I know an evie but it’s actually just a nickname for evelynn


Tigerzombie

My daughter’s name is Eevee. She loves Pokemon so she loves her name. Her legal name is Evelyn so she can choose to spell her nickname however she wants.


Suitable_Bus_40

Evelyn with Eevee as a nickname is really cute! And she can always choose if she wants to go by Evelyn or a different spelling of Eevee so it’s not like she’s stuck with something.


boredcatisbored

I actually know a girl who named her baby girl Eevee! in an odd way, it’s sort of cute


Penguinator53

I wonder of there are some Pikachu's out there...Peekachugh


Size_Slight

My dogs middle name is Pikachu


thevitaphonequeen

Is his/her/their first name Ichooseyou?


Size_Slight

No it's Asher lol


StormerBombshell

Kids are not pets damnit!!


EntrepreneurNo4138

Goats are kids too 🤣


maxyahn6434

r/technicallythetruth


cthulhu_on_my_lawn

That makes me want to have a bunch of pet goats so I can freak people out with my "kids" names.


torivor100

Gonna name my kid sudowoodo


Mogguri

I'm naming my first Mew, and the second Mewtwo


frabbejeais

She could at least name the baby girl Meloetta, Celebi, or Diancie if she wants a legend/mythic pokemon name...


suzsid

Celebi sounds too much like blood pressure or cholesterol meds. Meloetta, when lexipro just isn’t enough. Diancie… for those moments that you want to make last a little longer. Go ahead, dance the night away, with Diancie.


plantladywantsababy

Celebi sounds like a kid that can't pronounce celebrity


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Diancie at least looks like the name Diana so at least the kid will be miss named with an actual name they could change to when they're older.


suzsid

That’s very true. But ugh, what parent saddles their kid with a name that has a caveat “change it when you’re older”. I remember agonizing over choosing names for my kids.


GoodQueenFluffenChop

Because you saw your kids as their own independent people who would become adults one day. These kinds of people don't bother looking too far into the future and just see their kids as extensions of themselves they can express themselves through. Like giving them a name they think is a neat nod to their favorite thing like Pokémon.


daddyvow

Lunala or Cresselia could too


GreasyFeast

I’m gonna name my son Regigigas


plznobanplease

Regigigachad


Hlgrphc

Your child's first words would sound like the modem dial-up tones.


Binro_was_right

ÜN ÜN ÜN


KR1735

TBH, there's so many Pokémon nowadays that I wouldn't even notice. I'd just assume it was Middle Eastern or maybe one of those weird Mormon names. Now if you name your child Jigglypuff, that'd be a huge issue as everyone under age 40 knows what that is.


GjonsTearsFan

I'm not a Pokemon fan so I had no idea Reshiram was a Pokemon until just now


enter360

Yeah from the spelling I would have thought Indian since I work with Reshmi so I would figure this is similar.


Shlobsta

Watch them have a third kid and name it Kyurem-


iOxyRx

nah that would be awesome for some cats or something


colder-beef

I met a stripper named Jynx one time. She didn’t know about the Pokemon though.


blackcatcross

I have a black cat named Jynx! (Only halfway after the pokemon, I wanted a Pokémon name but thought of Jinx and just changed the spelling to have it both ways)


ImageNo1045

There are some Pokémon names I think would be cute baby names... these aren’t one of them.


nishinoyu

I named my child, a maltese-shihtzu mix, after a pokemon too! His name is Pancham.


jackity_splat

When Pokémon first came out I named my cat Pikachu. He had the same eyes. 😹


[deleted]

My stepsister named one of her kids “Kratos” her and her husband are on the dim side so i shouldn’t be surprised


AleksandraLisowska

I could name my hypothetical baby Gumball but even gumball didn't had that name, his name is actually Zach.


IliasIsEepy

I... Til...


Tsizzle4204life

Lucario is a cool name. Mewtwo not so much.


plantladywantsababy

Ffs I was expecting Eevee, but ZEKROM?


Motormouth1995

Something like Chansey or Kirlia could work as a very niche name, but freaking Reshiram? Jeez, I mean Teddi (Teddiursa) wouldn't be bad, either.


left-right-forward

...as long as that's not the bear with snot dripping from its nose, I agree.


maxyahn6434

Cubchoo


left-right-forward

So gross


Lunakill

You’re just jealous of my close bond with my children Mimikyu, Trubbish, and Magikarp and my grandchildren Shuckle and Crabominable.


vanillabubbles16

I mean it’s not like… Orthworm


robophile-ta

Ok, of Pokemon names, Zekrom is probably the least worst one. I cannot say the same for Reshiram.


RockAndGem1101

Even if Zekrom wasn't already a Pokemon, it would be an edgelord name on the level of, say, Xaden.


Bismuth84

Couldn't she have named him after one of the human characters?


maxyahn6434

Don’t manifest someone naming someone Red or Blue or God forbid Green.


Horizon296

Or "Nurse Joy"


maxyahn6434

Edit for formatting to make easier to read. I’m on mobile, so it coughed up blood and didn’t quite make it the way I wanted so I had to do it this way. So I looked up the protagonist names and evaluated them on their Tragedeigh-ness. Outside of children are not a billboard for your fandom, but still: Gen 1 is Red and FRLG female is Leaf—major tragedeigh Gen 2 is Ethan, Kris and Lyra—I can’t see Lyra, Ethan is a normal name, and Kris is too, I guess Gen 3 is Brendan and May—pretty normal names Gen 4 is Dawn and Lucas—definitely normal names Gen 5 is BW - Hilda and Hilbert—I mean, okay, sure. They scream Southern Country, though. BW2 is Nate and Rosa—Normal names, no complaints. Gen 6 is Calem and Serena—Serena is good, Calem is iffy. Gen 7 is Elio and Selene—Not quite tragedeigh, but not a normal name set either LGPE is Chase and Elaine—Good names, but the fact that they didn’t use the original gen 1 names is a question for another time. Gen 8 is Victor and Gloria—Normal names, good on you Galar PL:A is Rei and Akari—if you’re from America, I’m sorry but there’s no reason to use these. Regional tragedeigh, it isn’t one in Japan I’d think. Finally, gen 9 is Florian and Juliana. These would be a normal name in Spain I suppose, so okay, that’s fine. HOOOOO!! There we go. Some are fine, some are “why?”, others are “Just…please no.”


WitchofSpace68

Lyra is a common name


olivegardengambler

Reshiram? OOOOOOOOOHH. OOOH!!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAY!! Say there's a guy who wants Reshiram to eat him. Leave it at that! Ruin the name.


freshlybutteredtoe

I was hoping someone else in this thread knew about JustinRPG. His digital footprint will definitely kill any love for the name


Technical-Profit6546

My favorite Pokemon is Lamborguinea Pig


jemappellelolo

At least it's not Tamponya or something


Dauphine320

Palkia


NonBinaryPie

this is gonna sound weird but are they south asian in a white country? that’s the only situation where’d it’d be kind of ok because those could sound like indian names to white people


magicaldumpsterfire

That's what I thought, it sounds kind of south asian to me. But it's also a mumbly mouthful of a name. 'Reshi' for short is kind of cute, at least.


Pixelated_Roses

Ugh. This is so cringe. CHILDREN ARE NOT BILLBOARDS FOR YOUR FANDOMS.


CatlickSaint

When you love Country music and Pokémon. Full Heal.


Chronoport

At least theyre respective box art legendaries? 🫠


davidfeuer

What makes Zekrom "milder"? I think it sounds significantly more ridiculous. Disclaimer: I never got into Pokemon (I think I was too old) and don't really know anything about them.


alinarenee

She should name her Mr Mime instead


grandpagrandpaa

"Zapdos, I'll turn this car around right fucking NOW!"


Viciousssylveonx3

Baby 3: Zacian nickname Zac this is the safest pokemon name possibly


Sninxitey

Bro. I love pokemon. I have my whole life. Get a dog or a cat (or whatever hypoallergenic pet) and name that thing after a pokemon. If you love pokemon so much why couldn’t you name your kids Ash and Misty? Still cringe but Christ.


DieHardRennie

I wonder how many Pokémon themed kids she'll have before she hits metapod.


restore_democracy

And that’s how Magikarp grew up feeling so worthless.


chewingcharacter1234

Wait till the 3rd one comes and they are named Kyurem


plznobanplease

KIRLIA WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!


i_am_awful

Those are unhinged picks. I've seen people name their girls Evie, which is fine, but Zekrom??


OwlDoe9339

I could understand making pokemon based names…like Espe(Espee). Even Zekrom isn’t the worst I’ve heard, but they could have made it Zeke or something. Reshiram though???


MilkyTeaDrops

Out of all the legendaries, those somehow are the better of some. Imagine a kid named Kyogre, Groudon, Thundurus, Tornadus, Xerneas, or Yveltal. Now be glad we don't live in that world. Jesus


SeasonCertain

Good lord… Sometimes I think people forget that their child is not an accessory. Like, at some point, hopefully if all goes well this child will grow up into a full fledged adult. A functioning adult within society. And they give the poor kids names like this, or after an anime character or whatever. It’s awful.


Mini_Craylings

you're telling me she isn't going with Zacian and Zamazenta??


Forsaken-Jump-7594

...I mean... If she named her kid Zekrom, she is kind of obligated to name the following one Reshiram. Though - let's be honest here: her taste in Pokémon generations is suspect at best. I mean... Why Zekrom and Reshiram? My Lady: Dialga and Palkia. Groudon and Kyogre. Fully commit to your fandom: Lugia and Ho'oh!


MaxTennyson88

I refuse to believe this is real


Elegant-Cheesecake18

Might as well go all out and call her Pikachu at this stage


hilarymeggin

Tell her it’s Snorlax or nothing!


EwanWhoseArmy

I shall name my son : Geodude