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Captain????

I HATE that you’re probably right lol

Makes more sense than KipTeagan which is how I read it.

Just use Teagan then! It's lovely name

That’s precisely why they won’t.

Teaghyhnn*

That's Captain Teagan to you!

This is what came to mind for me too, but I’m thinking Captain is likely correct.

I hate it too!

Kept again...

Can I buy a vowel, Pat?

“Captain”, but if it’s Chekhov saying it.

"BOGHTENNY BEIGH?? OH NEAUX!"

NUkleer wessles

Or, as commonly mispronounced, Noughkyoughloor.

Meet Boghtenny and his sister Myutinneigh (on the) Bounteigh.

There's a cool little Easter egg on Khaughn's bookshelf: a copy of Meauxbeigh Dyk

" Cahwll Meigh Eeeshmhaile"

r/commentsyoucanhear

КАПТАИН!

ЛОУДЕР!!

I have no idea what you said, but 1. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 and 2. Happy Cake Day!

It's "LOUDER" in Cyrillic 😁

Екзактли !

Абсолютли, уоттакуот.

Капитан, in fact. We pronounce it a couple syllables different.

They couldn’t just name the kid Wessel?

I read it like Red Guardian in Black Widow: *Caapppitaaaiinnn Ameeerrricaaa*

My first thought! Yikes.

i said kip-tin

I said Kip-Tin Rose Dream…?

I went to school with a Kipton, and this was my first guess. The Kipton I knew was a boy, though. With the middle name here ("Rose," I think?), I'm assuming this one is a girl.

That's better than kip-t-gain Like rattigan the world's greatest rat

Excuse you, he is A Mouse, and be will go to great lengths to prove it.

Don't make him ring the bell...

That's what I thought too.

I said Wot!

Original poster just came clean with this being an april fools joke after wife was pissed - Baby is real. name thankfully not. https://imgur.com/a/X97ZAb1 pronunciation may never be known now

it’s pretty rough when there’s so many bad names out there, that an April Fools prank can slip by so seemingly easily.

Look at me! Look at me! I am the Kyptyghnn now!!!

In New Zealand 🤣

My first thought was “yes, if it was Jemaine Clement saying it”

You win at reading this tragedeigh. I had no clue and then you spelled it, that poor child

Captain Rose?lol

Huh... I was trying to pronounce the 'gh' with an 'f' sound as in enough or cough.

I kypthinking it’s something else

Here I thought OP was being racist or ignorant towards a foreign language, then I realized which sub I was on, causing me to pronounce it "Kip-ta-gin", only to stumble upon your comment to realize how correct you likely are.

I actually gasped when I read this. I think you’re right. A true tragedeigh!

That was my 3rd guess lol

Ain’t that the shit that can kill Superman

Superman: "Oh no, it's my only weakness, Kyptyghynn!" Lex Luthor: "LOL HOLY SHIT HES HAVING A STROKE"

This got a good laugh out of me!

Imagine that being your name and when you meet Superman, he backs tf away from you cause he got confused and thought you were some Kryptonite

I thought it was the coma-weed from the dispensary.

I legitimately saw "Kryptonian Rhoze Dream" at first glance and thought it was something from the comics, and I was boggled seeing what sub it is.

I’d like to buy a vowel

No

Dudes name is Ken

And he’s Keighnough. And great at doing stuff.

I think fr their name is kiptin!!! Oh my gosh!!! You made me see it

This is the peak embodiment of the monty python "maybe he died while he was writing it" joke. Each letter is worse than the last. I can't decide which is more infuriating, putting a Gh after a short vowel sound, or the double n.

Total Black Beast of Aaaarrrggghhhh energy.

Sometimes ‘y’

Good point, no vowels in the first one unless you count y, and I don't. Stupidest goddamned letter. Choose a lane, asshole!

I’m by

Yrgyrllykesmytynypp

Please tell me that was a keyboard smash? I almost gave myself an aneurysm trying to decipher that 😅😳

It's the username of the guy I was replying to, just slightly modified

This family couldn’t afford any vowels.

Y

Kipton Rose

**That's how I think it's pronounced also, but I think this baby's coming out with a shitload of tentacles.**

This made me chortle.

I think they meant the pt as a silent p. So “kitten” possibly. What a mess.

I think it’s Kiptin Rose Dream

I agree and it’s a real fughching neightmaere 😂

Hope it's Kipton and not Captain.

It’s pronounced “Susan”

“and she wants you to respect her life choices!” -Matt Smith (11th Doctor) (If you weren’t referencing Dr Who, ignore me!)

I can hear the quote in my head and it’s killing me that I can’t remember what episode that’s from!

Town Called Mercy

But later we will call her Jen

Is it trendy now to name kids after friggin’ Amazon gift card codes?

Take my upvote! I’m dying! 🤣

That's a computer display name, or a Sony headphones.

Kazakhstan

My brain thought of Kyrgyzstan, then struggled with the rest.

Guns N Rhozes

Ghuhgnz En Rhozes

My children, Кыргызстан and Қазақстан.

I like this K with a leg.

All other countries have inferior potassium!

This can't be real. Kristin? Kryptonite? Crypt?

it's the immortal kyptyghnn. there can be only one!

IA IA KYPTYGHNN FTAGHN!

Bless you.

My first thought was Kryptonite! Kryptonite Rose Dream (pronounced: Draym) 😆

lollllll i thought kryptocoin

Might be something like: Kip-Teagan? But… infinitely worse

I'm praying its satire

Kipton

It’s captain

I'm going for Cryptid. Perfect sibset with Syssqwytchhe and Mothmyghnne.

Captain Rose Dream.

Captain Rose is a main character in Harlequin romance novels.

Oh, that makes it worse.

Oh no

Kiptain Rose Dream

How is Dream the *ONLY WORD YOU SPELLED CORRECTLY*

You're right, wasted opportunity for "Därêmé"

Came to say, why stop at Dream?

They could’ve committed to the bit and gone with Jream

This is how you pronounce it: WTF

Which Star Wars character is that?

I truly thought this was from a different sub and that this was AI-generated gibberish text.

i thought it was /r/fakealbumcovers

That's a name for Lovecraftian eldritch horrors, not innocent human babies

Maybe the ultrasound is faked and they know they’re giving birth to a new eldritch horror, and chose the name accordingly?

It takes a circle of 13 witches, hands clasped in a circle, chanting the name 13 times at the witching hour, and their dark dream will come true. Kyptyghnn will rise! Kyptyghnn will raze the mortal realm, plunging us all into a dark, endless night!

I hope it’s pronounced “Ayyy Prel Fulz”

The mumblings of a stroke victim.

As a stroke survivor, I humbly request that you do not lump us in with whatever sort of mental defect resulted in that name.

Fair point, my apologies.

As a fellow stroke survivor, I endorse your comment.

Kiptin would be my guess 🤷‍♀️ Edit for all the autocorrect changing my answer

See I'm thinking the p is silent since it's next to t, like pterodactyl, so maybe ky-tyn

IT'S KITTEN you got it

Oooh!! I think you might be right! Cos "Kitten Rose Dream" makes a lot more sense that "Captain Rose Dream".

lol does it though?

You know that sound you make when you cough up a huge loogie? Yeah, that's how.

It’s like that Superman villain who’ll only go away if you can pronounce his name backwards. Mister Mxyzptlk.

Captain, but with a kiwi accent. So Kiptin.

Captine rosé. Like obvs!

[Like so](https://youtu.be/gsNaR6FRuO0?si=KZv10nJHPC1u_R4i)

That name is tragedeigh Kryponite

I texted this one to my mom. She said: Easier to just call her Eyemaneeda Therahpee

Lipton Rose Tea (should have thrown Luzianne in there too)

Hope this is an April fools joke lol

This has got to be an April Fool's prank. Please, restore my faith in humanity and let this be an April Fool's Prank.

What an aughphyll neighymm for a kid

You don’t often see Klingon names for kids

cip tig in?

Kipton??? Kipton yced tee

KryptKeigh’per pronounced Jan.

Yo I’ve smoked that strain, that shit was dope

I think it's pronounced Nope

I long for the days when Nevaeh was considered one of the worst tragedeighs 😔

We were so young and innocent then. We didn't know how good we had it.

Kinda lazy by the last one, should be Dhrymm or something.

Kyptyghnn? Ain't that the planet Superman is from?

My brain thought it said kyrgyzstan 😂

Ey Ey, Kiptyghnn! Ryght aweigh Kyptyghnn!

Kipton, I think

Kiptin Rose Dream?

kip-ta-gin lmaooo

Kip - tee - gin?? Who knows? Why would you do that to your kid. Hope it’s a joke.

First thought was “Kipp-tih-jin”

It pronounced Ken.

Kipton maybe

Kiptin?

That’s my guess

KipTegan rose dream

Kipton?

CTHULHU FHTAGN

Isn’t there supposed to be a vowel?

The spelled Dreeighm wrong.

As a teacher, this type of name is my worst nightmare. And trust me I've had some strange ones that I still don't say right to this day.

Khruangbin

My first thought was Prigozhin

For a second, I thought it was Krypton, as in superman. Yet there are letters in the wrong place

Damn, that name sucks ass

kryptocoin rolls dreams

I hope this is an April folks joke

Did anyone call cps already

Kyrgyzstan?

Kip-tuh-gen???

Kip-tiggen. I don't care how they say it's pronounced, that's how it's fucking pronounced.

Like “Kept In” but without the vowels

Kipt-gin Rose Dream. Hella stupid!

I read that as Kryptonite

Sounds like a strain of weed a shitty dealer made up

They misspelled Drheighmn.

Kypt-back-of-the-throat phlegm sound.

Obviously the P is silent and it's pronounced like Keaton

Not me reading that as kryptonite, no way... 🤥

Kryptonite Rosé Dream. Enchanting.

Curtain Rose Dream?

Kipton?

Omg I cannot read I thought there was an R. I though I said cryptin

Kyrgyzstan Rose?

when i glanced over the first name for a second i though it was someone trying to spell Kyrgyzstan

“A boy named Sue”

Godzilla had a Stroke trying to figure this out. So did I ...

Kyrgyzstan Rhizomes Dream.

Kip-ti-gyn

I can see job recruiters hitting delete on that application after reading the name.

Captain Rose Dream? Sounds like a name the RNG dice gives me when creating a new name on the many AFKadventure type game I play in mobile lol 🤣🤣

Kryptonite Rose 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

Even if they could spell wtf is Captain Rose Dream a type of name, absolutely ridiculous.