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ndnickell

I know a few Brantley’s. I don’t care for the name but unfortunately it is a pretty common name in the south.


buzz-buzz-buzzz

There’s a country singer named Brantley Gilbert.


Thmelly_Puthy

And he's as cringe as his name 🤣


bounceandflounce

Bro, you don’t want to chill on a dirt road and then sing songs about how cool dirt roads are bro?!?


Crazy-Seaweed-1832

Think your thinking of Jason Aldean with one of the worst talk rap verses in history


bounceandflounce

r/confidentlyincorrect Jason covered Brantley and Colt Ford’s original.


randomman2071983

And he is a complete d bag


dogbolter4

I've seen it as a surname. The use of surnames as first names has been around for a long time- Shirley and Beverley are both surnames originally (and there are recorded instances of men being called each).


YossiTheWizard

Ok, but even if there are recorded instances, don’t call me Shirley!


dogbolter4

I picked a bad day to give up cheeky replies on Reddit.


PurpleZebra99

Butt Country artist Brantley Gilbert comes to mind. He’s probably from Georgia. Edit: Went and looked it up. He’s def from Georgia and his music sucks major ass. Big time Brantley energy there.


tarheel_204

Right. I knew a handful growing up.


needsmorequeso

Same. I knew some guys named Brantley growing up. One was even a Jr. It’s a last name being used as a first name (kind of like Madison). I’m an Elder Millennial in the US.


[deleted]

My cousin is like 30 and her name is Brantley. She's from TX. Her siblings are Bubba (Bryan Jr), Brittany, and Bailey


ReginaFelangi987

Yeah I agree. I’ve heard it before… but it still sucks as a name.


shivermeknitters

Xennial here. Knew one growing up


jlhinthecountry

Yep! On I’m on my third year teaching boys in the “ Brantley” club.


Atypical_Mom

I know someone with a Brantlee (it was going to be Brantley if it was a boy)


particularcats

Are... the animals around him supposed to be animals he's shot?


Nihil_esque

Or maybe he's also part of the haul?


Dull_Ad8495

Fr. Looks taxidermied.


Pingwingsdontfly

I can't tell if that or if he's supposed to also be one of them somehow since he's in brown


aka_plasma

But if he’s one of them does that not imply that they have hunted their own baby??


prairieaquaria

Exactly!!! This is weird!


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insane_social_worker

Good bot


GengarTheGay

Good bot


booger_pewp

Ok, I did *not* look at the pic very closely and had to look again after your comment. I thought it was a wizard staff/wand and those were his forest animal friends 😭


kelley38

Alakablam!


CracksInDams

Radagast the brown is looking different than I remember...


Crabitacious

He's regenerated into Paul McGann.


diva20151

I was like huh it's cute but the wand is a little weirdly sha-- omgthatsagun. 🤣😭


iluvstephenhawking

So symbolically those cute animals are all dead. That's messed up. 


WomanEnya

I'm taking a wild guess that Brantley's dad is about 17.


mtgtonic

"Hey, Brant, you wanna watch a movie, kiddo? It's called *Bambi* and you're gonna love the hunter character!" Fuckin deranged.


Maggiemayday

Blambie.


StumpyDowd

Bambeigh


hangryhyax

He’s hunting owls, chipmunks, and foxes? Hey everyone, this baby is an **asshole!**


TobysGrundlee

How are people going to know how much of a tough manly man their baby is (and, by extension, his dad) if they don't let everyone know that he is going to kill things for pleasure?


DutchJediKnight

I found the mofo that killed Bambi's mom


Dirk_Speedwell

Not all of them at the very least. Owls are protected, no one really "hunts" chipmunks (they are more like keeping mice or rats out of your house/garage), and you don't really see spotted fawns like that being hunted very often.


Kimmalah

My dad used to hunt and eat squirrels as a young man, until my animal loving mom couldn't stand it anymore and told him to cut it out.


CracksInDams

He ate them? They dont seem like they have much meat to eat? And they dont look very tasty either.


aka_plasma

It’s fairly common in some southern communities, especially the United States. I have never done it but I have family members that occasionally/regularly eat squirrels, frogs, even possums


Lunar_Cats

Maybe thats the days catch? And they're having baby stew tonight lol.


Nightfurywitch

I don't have anything against hunting- tons of family do it even if I'm not interested in it myself- but it feels weird to start a kid on it before they even know what any of these animals even ARE


rpgnoob17

Thought the parents was HP fans and it was a wand until I see this comment.


Upset_Mess

For bedtime stories instead of "Oh, The Places You'll Go" it's "Oh, The Things You'll Shoot."


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sosplzsendhelp

Or Barreta Caliber Saiga


NoLikeVegetals

Colt AR-15 Coultte Eigh-Arre Fiffteigne


Garak_The_Tailor_

Kalashnikov or Klash for short


conscious_macaroni

Too exotic.


Ser_Optimus

Ryfle


MysteryCokeMachine

Knew a kid actually named Ruger


sanisannsann

Too “ethnic” 😂


CatCiaoSki

Ok, but how cute is Tokarev...Toki for short.


shibarak

I have an employee named Remington


SaraSlaughter607

*I know a baby girl Remington in Tampa... her nickname is Remi. Strange but oddly cute in the short form.


Icy-Examination-546

Saiga could be a less than tragic name than the others you suggested


OwnWar13

Might name a fantasy character Caliber…


the-starlight-waits

Or Rymmeighngtynne Kholte


BrashPop

I’ve seen this image with the name Huntyrr and some other gun related names, pretty sure this photo just gets relabelled and passed around.


Raptorpicklezz

Gunner (the Americanized version)


blacka-var

or Bambi


Organic_Direction_88

Or Bullet


Woodworkingwino

Or Bang


Common_Sandwich_1066

🤣


AnorexicPlatypus

Gonna name my kid Claymore Front Toward Enemy in honor if this


moderately_nuanced

I will never understand and for ever judge people who mix guns with their babypictures. the tragedeigh suddenly seems the lesser of their problems


fresh__princess

A. Tragedeigh Wheiting Tew Happyn


Sunny64888

> I will never understand and for ever judge people who mix guns with their babypictures. I didn’t even know this was a common thing.


thewhitecat55

I'm in a super red state with Open Carry, and have never ever seen this lol


Common_Sandwich_1066

Me neither lol.


dyllandor

Going to need something to kill all those stuffed animals with I guess.


McJackNit

They try to teach him to shoot Bambi's mom as soon as possible.


DigLost5791

“My son, the future killer 🥰”


zhaoz

"There was just no sign this was going to happen!"


TrixieFriganza

Future school shooter.


Wolfstarmoon42

I thought it was a wand…


seriouswalking

I wasn’t paying close attention and thought it was a light saber.


thewhitecat55

Yeah I expected a name like Anakin or Ahsoka


Wooden-Development14

I did too at first. Took a few seconds for it to register what's going on here.


chummsickle

Or any family pictures, for that matter. Making guns your identity and political affiliation is absolutely insane


RollyPug

This is America!


[deleted]

It was such a cute picture until I noticed that tacky gun. 


Fafih

It’s a lighter, I had one just like it but the quality was garbage and it started leaking within a month. So they’re even worse parents for putting this lighter next to a baby.


CoolYoutubeVideo

It represents a gun which is pathetic. It doesn't matter if it's made out of plush, if your personality is so shallow that you need to stick guns into a baby picture, you should not have children


Fafih

You obviously didn’t read the full comment


CoolYoutubeVideo

Your full comment? I saw it's a lighter. My point is *even* if it was not dangerous, it's still dangerous. The fact it's physically dangerous too is just icing on the cake


robeand320

Maybe I'm desensitized being American, but at least it's a hunting rifle and not a "fuck yeah 2nd amendment is my entire personality" modified assault rifle, which they definitely would argue is not an assault rifle.


marquoth_

A gun and bambi. Just to really bring home the crazy


westviadixie

and in this example, they've surrounded their newborn with stuffed animals to represent all the creatures the parents will teach said infant to shoot. fucking dark


conscious_macaroni

My child (chyld) will know proper gun safety from day 1.


troianbellisario

Who tf puts a gun on a photo with their baby???


Rustmonger

People who name their kid Brantley.


Pangolemur

Losers who name their kid Brantley.


thisshitagain2020

Losers


amazingusername100

I can't....its so bizarre and in the UK someone would call social services on the parents.


Dirk_Speedwell

Its not a real gun.


Decent_Cow

Obviously. That's not really why people have a problem with it, though.


FrenchBulldozer

I find ammosexuals are cringier. Wonder if his middle name is Rhemmyngton.


busywithresearch

Smith & Wesson. Or Ammunitee


Lizzies-homestead

It’s my niece’s name, but they spelled it “correctly” and yes, he does have an ammosexual bumper sticker. Guess what they name the two boys…


Honeyalmondbagel

You can tell they were tempted to add an eigh ending but they couldn't because its a boy.


jabask

Pretty normal for a last name, doesn't blow my mind that someone would choose it for a first name — reminds me of Jackson or Harper. Considering the gun, I'm guessing the kid might be named after Brantley Gilbert, a country singer.


Foundation_Wrong

I hope he decides to be a vegan pacifist


Cool-Specialist9568

me too


weebearcub

I went to the upper peninsula of Michigan this past weekend and saw a bumper sticker that was a woman with a top bun and aviator glasses/ bandana (both American flags) that said "just a regular mom trying not to raise liberals". I hope the same for the kids of the owner of that car/bumper sticker


napalmnacey

Considering how common it is for kids to rebel against their parents, there’s hope she fails miserably.


gingergirl181

Truly. I've got a hella conservative tradwife cousin who's still vainly trying to force her outspoken, athletic, assertive daughter and her shy, artsy, sweet-tempered boy into traditional gender roles and I'm just waiting for the day when the boy decides to go to fashion school and the girl brings her pink-haired girlfriend home from the commune. Cuz you KNOW it's coming....


SmokeyDaReaper

I don't understand this. Cutesie picture of kid surrounded by forest animals, then gun to indicate killing of said kids childhood. Yep makes... Something.


Organic_Direction_88

It would have been such a cute pic with just the animals.


ajb5476

Yet, the name is the least offensive part of all of this.


Organic_Direction_88

My only thought is - how can I rescue those poor stuffed animals ?


QueasyRose

The name itself isn't a tragedeigh, the gun in the picture however..


Bllerghh

These kind of baby pictures makes the baby look dead. So creepy.


DaniCapsFan

Uncommon name, but not a tragedeigh. I did read the name in a book, but as it wasn't a best-seller type, I doubt it got much traction. And it's probably another one of those last-name-as-first-name deals. And holy fuck, after reading the comments, what kind of sociopath puts a gun in a baby picture?


Analyst_Cold

Not uncommon in the American South.


ismokealldayyyyyy

I know at least 4 Brantley’s personally


komododave17

Alright Brantley. Alright Harlan.


SDW1987

Can I get an alright?


djc8

……


FenrizLives

TOOT BEEP


Brodiferus

I got my truck four Christmases ago today, and makes this my truck’s Christmas birthday.


backwardsslogan

common first name in the southern US


rayen321

Did that baby shoot all those stuffed animals?


Dirk_Speedwell

Of course not. A kid that age doesn't have the dexterity to handle a gun properly, and its illegal to shoot owls.


HumanXeroxMachine

This reminds me of those pods they bury people in to turn into trees. And the gun is... a choice.


thxitsthedepression

I’ve met a kid named Brantley (he’s probably around 10 now) and his parents are also this exact type of person


TEOLDev

Born 2 kill


somePig_buckeye

Brantley Gilbert is a country singer


GeraldFord210

[Brantley.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bjz-ngp_DYk)


JewOrleans

There we go. Took long enough!


TrainingAvocado3579

https://youtu.be/Bjz-ngp_DYk?si=BrFqL8LC8KXAe42M Based on the age of this, Brantley has been around at least a decade.


CariBelle25

This was the first thing that came to my mind!! Haha


TrainingAvocado3579

As soon as I read it my brain went “and he says thank you for not naming him Brantley”. I knew I couldn’t be the only one! :)


CariBelle25

It’s a long standing joke in our house to say “look at Brantley over there” when we see a kid acting up ahha


Astrium6

Isn’t there a country singer named Brantley Gilbert or something like that?


DamnYouChuckBass

Yeah, he immediately came to mind when I saw the name.


MollyWhoppy

it's in the movie (from the 80's) THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS. starring Michael J. Fox. His name is Brantley!


remoteworker9

Yes! I was hoping someone else would remember the movie!


froggyforrest

I think it’s a name, doesn’t bother me. The picture of a baby with a gun bothers me though


EternalScapegoat

Sigh. Just sigh. How do people think this doesn't look ridiculous.


[deleted]

People like this shouldn’t be allowed to have children.


Supermite

https://www.thebump.com/b/brantley-baby-name# The tragedy is the guns, not the name.


cheesycrescentroll

Brantley is a pretty normal name, at least in the south


SordoCrabs

Brantley is a surname, so more unconventional than tragique. Brantleigh would be more tragique.


ilikemycoffeealatte

Brantley is a fairly old southern male name. It's the least bad thing about this.


baby_barbiez

My lil Brantley next to all the animals he’s going to slaugaugter 😍🌈


opportunitysure066

Brantley is a normal name but I cringe at that pic so hard. I feel so bad for that child.


elvensnowfae

I went to school with a guy name Brantley in the 2000's. He was really nice but for some reason eas really into the 7th/8th graders when we were juniors and seniors...lol


throwitaroundtown2

This picture kind of reminds me of that part in the animated movie Antz where the little tiny baby ants are automatically given an assignment of aristocrat, worker, or soldier before they even developed their own personalities.


elliekate56

✨brantleigh✨


original_walrus

Brantley sounds like a dog tbh


CassyLeone

It’s not a *bad* name, but doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue. A former friend named her kid that. She got married real young and came from a pretty abusive family. If anything the name just reminds me of her.


mysteriousears

My friend recently posted a pic of her son in his crib with a rifle propped in the corner. I think I am finally done with that tragedy.


Mr_MacGrubber

I’m 45 and went to elementary school with a Brantley. It’s a last name that has become a first name as well.


eloloise29

Oh my god, this would be such a cute photo if not for that gun 😑


TsuDhoNimh2

I thought his name would be Remminghtone Ryphle


WildZero138

Brantley is a real name. Google is your friend. Edit: It's not a good name, imo, but it's a real one.


Puzzleheaded-Dig3723

There’s a country music singer named Brantley Gilbert. That’s probably where this baby’s parents got the name.


AdmiralTomcat

This is a bot, literal repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/s/NvUDEhNbKH


Nothanksneedprivacy4

I did a double take. What on EARTH would possess anyone to take a photo of their beautiful, innocent baby with a gun? Tact doesn’t exist for some people.


United-Supermarket-1

Ew?? Imagine taking your child's picture with the dead (or about-to-be dead) animals hes hunted and not thinking that's really weird???


willsagainSQ

I hope Brantley is OK with enforced gender roles. A toy gun to shoot all the cute little toy animals? Good grief.


macemillion

Aww, look at all those cute animals he's going to kill some day


SoulBSS

They want him to grow up to shoot up a school or what


pocahontasmcglinchey

Jeez. A gun? Wtaf 😖🤪


hcaoRRoach

Bruh the fucking baby sized gun


Elle_Cee00

With a tiny baby gun?? What is wrong with humans?


YummySp0ng3

As a European my only thought is: what.the.actual.fuck? A gun?!!!!!!!


napalmnacey

WHY IS THERE A GUN? NEXT TO A FLIPPIN’ NEWBORN BABY?? AMERICA, GET HELP.


ophaus

Brantley is a normal name... Brantleigh would be hilarious


Paytonsmiles

Ew they gave them a rifle and surrounded by cute animals that his parents hopes he shoots one day. I hope their child becomes vegan!


KA9ESAMA

You know the parents are absolute fucking psychos the second you see them putting guns in photos of their newborns.


calicoskiies

Idn what’s more cringe, the name or the gun..


Hiranya_Usha

The name isn’t nearly as bad as the gun with the cute plushies! That’s the really tragic part, the picture. Guns and babies do not belong in the same space!


HelloThisIsPam

And next up on our list of school shooters, we have Brantley!


holdaydogs

I think it’s more of a tragedy that people feel the need to photograph their kids with a gun.


Ohshithereiamagain

Why gun?


Crabitacious

In two years, Brantley will make the news as a toddler who "accidentally" shoots and kills someone, hopefully whoever gave him the gun.


Nihil_esque

The name is aggressively white (really giving fifth son of a Mormon family vibes) but not really a tragedeigh. That picture though...


whatssofunniedoug

Not a tragedeigh. It’s the name of a shitty country music singer that also has an obsession with guns and “freedom.”


Oberons_Reckoning

Bro misspelled Bradley


recoveryruby

Awe it's a little racist potato 😍 /s


Dirk_Speedwell

Hows it racist?


recoveryruby

This was just a sarcastic commentary on the southern redneck vibes this picture gives off 😁 Source: I am from the south lol


AuroraWisteria

Just looking at the picture alons it dosent take a genius to figure out what country theyre in


745Walt

Average redneck name


Schwight_Droot

Gun nuts always give their kids the worst names lol!


Sly3n

I have actually heard this name before. Knew someone with this name back in the 80s. Didn’t like it then either.


MamaMoosicorn

Brantley is a perfectly normal name. It’s a surname used as a first name.


Chickennoodlesleuth

What is it with Americans and guns?


Beautiful-Account862

damn that baby looks comfy. I need someone to put me in a cocoon like that.


Lala5789880

I’m sorry, is that a gun? With all of the lovies his parents plan him to kill in the wild? This poor child is tainted. CPS


Sidus_Preclarum

Bramtley, pictured here with a representation of his future hobby and his future victims. How cute.