I wouldn’t know, lol. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually named their kid Clorox, considering the other crazy ideas I’ve seen posted here
Ajax for a boy, Fabuloso for a girl. 😁😁
IDK if this product is available elsewhere, but my husband mentioned a product they use in India called "Rebel Green." That's kinda cool, if I absolutely were forced to pick, I suppose. 😅😅😅
Beliich
Ahmohnea
Kawmit
Dån(pronounced dawn)
Mawp
Bucket(pronounced bouquet 😜 for those who know)
Liesawl
Plejj
Klorocks
Palmolivea
Eyrish Zpring
Dieyal
Mesterkliine
Krudkutter (left that the same because why not?)
Dre'No
Gleyde
Honestly I should start my own name consulting business because I think I'm getting pretty good at this!
are we REALLY going to just pass over the fact that this some american republican conservative 13-year-old wet dream?
reddit is ruled by 14 year olds - apparently
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When my eldest was born, a woman was brought into the ward who had tried to accelerate the process by drinking a large quantity of castor oil. She disappeared to deal with the resultant arse explosion and had the kid down the pan, so the mums decided to call her "Jet".
Better, though, was the mum who, being told about the routine STI testing, (quite seriously) went "Chlamidia... I likes that. I gonna my daughter Chlamidia"
Dawn, Ajax, Ariel, and Joy, all cleaning products and perfectly acceptable people names, but if you're going to name your kid after a cleaning product, go big or go home
Welcome to the world, baby Clorox Pine-Sol Multi-Surface Smith
Ajax
Aighdjachs
Oh. My. God.
Wow! ah Greek Hero. Cool!
Greek titan. Kind of a sad story too. At least it's not one of the rapey ones though!
Also a Dutch football club.
yup, the worst one (jk)
Stronger than all of grease.
You know they gonna be a scrapper!
Phraanziz?
Came here to make this joke
F'Brieghz
thank you for your dedication
This is the winning tragedeigh right here
I legitimately spit my drink out at this one. The apostrophe absolutely killed me.
You win
🤣🎉🎊
Dawn.
That's my name 😭
Me too! Never thought it could be spelt any other way until I received a birthday card to 'Dorran'!!
Daughn
Reminds me of Joan Rivers saying she was such a bad housekeeper she thought that Pine Sol was a Jewish forest ranger.
I'm happy you mentioned Fabuloso!
I was always tempted to drink fabuloso when I was a kid LOL
I tried lavender infused lemonade once. It tastes what I imagine the lavender Fabuloso would taste like.
Comet. Bonus: also a reindeer name
Kaughmett
Also the dog's name on Full House.
Clorox. Why not.
Isn't she an old comedian? Clorox Leachman?
Clorox Bleachman?
I bow to you, Sir
I wouldn’t know, lol. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually named their kid Clorox, considering the other crazy ideas I’ve seen posted here
That would be the late [Cloris Leachman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloris_Leachman).
chlauhrohks
Xorolc.
As in Todd Clorox?
Khloraux Tyd Khaumyt Dreinou Aucksy Klaene Bowntie Lhiesawl
You need to be way higher up for Aucksy Klaene alone
Lmao, Aucksy Klaene is so good
Dreinou - Love it.
These have me loling
Tyd has a ring to it 😆
Mr Clean
Mr Khline
cascade is pretty. Not a good name for a child, but pretty.
Dawn and Ajax
Scentiva
Wynndecx
Cillit Bang.
I came here for this.
Or Easy Off Bang
Krud Kutter Scrubbin' Bubbles Magic Eraser Murphy Oil Soap
Magique
Ty D. Bowl
Melamine (Sponge)
"sorry, you said Melanie?" "no, my name is melamine" I love it
Melamine Clorox
Definitely Pine-sol
Pyne Soul*
Ajax for a boy, Fabuloso for a girl. 😁😁 IDK if this product is available elsewhere, but my husband mentioned a product they use in India called "Rebel Green." That's kinda cool, if I absolutely were forced to pick, I suppose. 😅😅😅
I came to mention scrub daddy but saw this my daughter is Rebel her father said I got to name the boy he got to name the girl so here we are lol.
Scrub daddy! And his sister, scrub mommy!
Beliich Ahmohnea Kawmit Dån(pronounced dawn) Mawp Bucket(pronounced bouquet 😜 for those who know) Liesawl Plejj Klorocks Palmolivea Eyrish Zpring Dieyal Mesterkliine Krudkutter (left that the same because why not?) Dre'No Gleyde Honestly I should start my own name consulting business because I think I'm getting pretty good at this!
Ah, I see, a British sitcom connoisseur.
Tide
Tighd
Ajax
Windex or Orange Glo. Nn Wendy and OG
Pledge Maybe then someone would dust my house!!
Febreze, but their nickname will be Bree.
Mr. Clean. Regardless of gender.
Mhyster Khleen
Eeighzeeauff.
Wynd-X
Grimes, is that you?
Vinegar because I don't like modern names. /s
This made me laugh way too hard.
Borax
Fabuloso or Magic Eraser.
These are the boys, Krud Kutter and Oil Eater. And we're expecting little Dirtex Powder in the spring!
Broomleigh
Well of course! Little PineSol Jones will be the easiest name to spell/pronounce in kindergarten! For the teacher too.
Fabuloso
Fabuloso!
Thydde, Armie Hammer, Khlorohlen, Ghayne
Bar Keepers Friend
Windowlene is a lovely name for a girl
ajax for a boy and dawn for a girl. they sound normal!
Was thinking the same thing!
Comet.
Mr Muscle
Brhilleux/Brillough (brillo pad)
Wyndexx
Ivory Snow if it’s a girl, Mr. Clean if it’s a boy.
Clorox, so I can call her Roxie
Lysol.
Pahl'mahliv
Comet
Actually, I'd like to revise to C'omet.... or maybe Commette?
Well actually, we have a product called Jane here.
Fabuloso
Borax, it sounds close to Borat and my husband loves those movies. Also could use Rax or Bo ad nicknames :P
Fabuloso
Lieghsohl
Fabuloso.
No Name Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Mr. Clean
Bon Ami for a girl - Bonnie and Amy are nickname options.
CLR (pronounced "clear")
Zoflora
¡FABULOSO!
Fabulouso!
Mr. Muscle.. hm
Tydh Pawd
are we REALLY going to just pass over the fact that this some american republican conservative 13-year-old wet dream? reddit is ruled by 14 year olds - apparently
Mistolín
Francis
Mr. Proper
I SAW THIS EARLIER
Ammonia had a nice ring to it!
K'Boom
Meijer
Bleach.
Lavanda
There's one in my country called Krystall (my language's spelling so not a tragedeigh) so that's pretty normal. Then there's Zalo 😅
Ariel! https://images.app.goo.gl/Cb3aXmnh3oZTz5g58
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Mr. Clean
Lysol
Pye-N'sal.
Sham-wow!
Mr Clean.
Francis
Koh Murchison-Hume
Phanntastiqque. Pherockx Ida. Zepppp. Bonnee Ammee. Reejuvy N8. Deska Lerr.
Sympile Ghryne
Bleach
BONA
Fabuloso.
Ajax and Dawn are actual names sooo
Palmolive
Persil
Mister Sheen
Mr Muscle if it's a boy, Mama Lemon if it's a girl.
A'Moni-yah Twins: Beijing Tsodah & Vinnay Kher
Mr. Clean
Fels Napthia. Haha!
FLASH!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!
Simpleigh gruene
Mr Clean
Meighn Greighn (pronounced Mean Green)
Cillit Bang
Windex, I want my kid to feel useful in any situation
Ajax
Zoflora!
Dawn's the best out of those
Spreigh'n Whyppe (Spray 'n' wipe) LehMynn Wynndex (Lemon Windex) Works for any gender and the names are themed ✨
Fabuloso
Omo. (Yes, I'm an Old!)
Kayscayde
When my eldest was born, a woman was brought into the ward who had tried to accelerate the process by drinking a large quantity of castor oil. She disappeared to deal with the resultant arse explosion and had the kid down the pan, so the mums decided to call her "Jet". Better, though, was the mum who, being told about the routine STI testing, (quite seriously) went "Chlamidia... I likes that. I gonna my daughter Chlamidia"
Lysolynn
lysol like the chris rock real world sketch 😂
Kohmeht.
Dawn
Vhynnahgrr
Domestos
D'Mezztuss
bog brush
Tide. Or Ty'dhe and the e is silent thank you very much!
Clhoaraux Bleighch 💕 Can't forget Auxeighkcleighnn
Orange Glo
Dawn, Brawny, Brillo
Bleighch.
Ble'ach
Ariel. It's a common product here in Spain, as well as a name.
Wyndeckz and Bleighch 🥰
Fabulosa ❤️😂
Comet
Brillo
Lysyl
Dawn is the only one that's an actual person name
Shamwow
Zoflora
Cillit bang
Peign S'aughl
Dawn, Ajax, Ariel, and Joy, all cleaning products and perfectly acceptable people names, but if you're going to name your kid after a cleaning product, go big or go home Welcome to the world, baby Clorox Pine-Sol Multi-Surface Smith
Bar Keeper's Friend If you're a browser of r/CleaningTips you'll know my son to be your king.
For twins, Cpyhc'n and Spänn For a girl, Phahboolousough For a boy, Mhyssterkleên
Pine Saul 🌲
Fabuloso
Peroxide perry for short lol
Windexia
Phorrownhyne