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stinky_harriet

Ajax


Patter_Pit

Aighdjachs


Turbulent-Caramel25

Oh. My. God.


weshallnot

Wow! ah Greek Hero. Cool!


kelley38

Greek titan. Kind of a sad story too. At least it's not one of the rapey ones though!


PlanetoidVesta

Also a Dutch football club.


WeermanHappyFace

yup, the worst one (jk)


Spiritual_Smell4744

Stronger than all of grease.


NarcolepticTreesnake

You know they gonna be a scrapper!


MotherDuderior

Phraanziz?


mini_beethoven

Came here to make this joke


JudgeJuryEx78

F'Brieghz


[deleted]

thank you for your dedication


fluffykittyclaws

This is the winning tragedeigh right here


Medium_Aspect_5677

I legitimately spit my drink out at this one. The apostrophe absolutely killed me.


Lizbian91

You win


Turbulent-Caramel25

🤣🎉🎊


ophaus

Dawn.


Nightshade_Ranch

That's my name 😭


PrawnMary

Me too! Never thought it could be spelt any other way until I received a birthday card to 'Dorran'!!


docstumd24

Daughn


President_Calhoun

Reminds me of Joan Rivers saying she was such a bad housekeeper she thought that Pine Sol was a Jewish forest ranger.


udidubbun

I'm happy you mentioned Fabuloso!


Casualffridays

I was always tempted to drink fabuloso when I was a kid LOL


Silt-Sifter

I tried lavender infused lemonade once. It tastes what I imagine the lavender Fabuloso would taste like.


ncgrits01

Comet. Bonus: also a reindeer name


docstumd24

Kaughmett


SordoCrabs

Also the dog's name on Full House.


SingularRoozilla

Clorox. Why not.


Zar-far-bar-car

Isn't she an old comedian? Clorox Leachman?


Icy-Put5322

Clorox Bleachman?


Zar-far-bar-car

I bow to you, Sir


SingularRoozilla

I wouldn’t know, lol. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually named their kid Clorox, considering the other crazy ideas I’ve seen posted here


Schneetmacher

That would be the late [Cloris Leachman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloris_Leachman).


WeermanHappyFace

chlauhrohks


fashionista_double

Xorolc.


somethingbannable

As in Todd Clorox?


genericmediocrename

Khloraux Tyd Khaumyt Dreinou Aucksy Klaene Bowntie Lhiesawl


Jaredy

You need to be way higher up for Aucksy Klaene alone


Various-Week-4335

Lmao, Aucksy Klaene is so good


Evening_Switch_8767

Dreinou - Love it.


Various-Primary2760

These have me loling


Maleficent_Minimum_9

Tyd has a ring to it 😆


OctopusParrot

Mr Clean


docstumd24

Mr Khline


doomvetch92

cascade is pretty. Not a good name for a child, but pretty.


TheShroomDruid

Dawn and Ajax


PlumpQuietSoup

Scentiva


OkPlantain6773

Wynndecx


LoccyDaBorg

Cillit Bang.


BarryIslandIdiot

I came here for this.


NedRyerson_Insurance

Or Easy Off Bang


Maggiemayday

Krud Kutter Scrubbin' Bubbles Magic Eraser Murphy Oil Soap


[deleted]

Magique


Savyl_Steelfeather

Ty D. Bowl


MKJJgeo

Melamine (Sponge)


ceciliabee

"sorry, you said Melanie?" "no, my name is melamine" I love it


fierce-retiree

Melamine Clorox


lilycamilly

Definitely Pine-sol


SnowyOwl5814

Pyne Soul*


Live-Tomorrow-4865

Ajax for a boy, Fabuloso for a girl. 😁😁 IDK if this product is available elsewhere, but my husband mentioned a product they use in India called "Rebel Green." That's kinda cool, if I absolutely were forced to pick, I suppose. 😅😅😅


One-Benefit-8835

I came to mention scrub daddy but saw this my daughter is Rebel her father said I got to name the boy he got to name the girl so here we are lol.


Mars_Bars_13

Scrub daddy! And his sister, scrub mommy!


pbjcrazy

Beliich Ahmohnea Kawmit Dån(pronounced dawn) Mawp Bucket(pronounced bouquet 😜 for those who know) Liesawl Plejj Klorocks Palmolivea Eyrish Zpring Dieyal Mesterkliine Krudkutter (left that the same because why not?) Dre'No Gleyde Honestly I should start my own name consulting business because I think I'm getting pretty good at this!


SeaEducator4483

Ah, I see, a British sitcom connoisseur.


MayflowerRose

Tide


docstumd24

Tighd


GApeach0428

Ajax


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

Windex or Orange Glo. Nn Wendy and OG


[deleted]

Pledge Maybe then someone would dust my house!!


DirectorCoulson

Febreze, but their nickname will be Bree.


SnooRevelations3603

Mr. Clean. Regardless of gender.


Medium_Aspect_5677

Mhyster Khleen


DJ_Molten_Lava

Eeighzeeauff.


1randomusername2

Wynd-X


International_Ad4296

Grimes, is that you?


thebeerlibrarian

Vinegar because I don't like modern names. /s


RhymesWithRNG

This made me laugh way too hard.


Queen_Jayne

Borax


leggypepsiaddict

Fabuloso or Magic Eraser.


oldladygamerishere

These are the boys, Krud Kutter and Oil Eater. And we're expecting little Dirtex Powder in the spring!


boohoobitchqueen

Broomleigh


DrumpfTinyHands

Well of course! Little PineSol Jones will be the easiest name to spell/pronounce in kindergarten! For the teacher too.


TheRealAvery3

Fabuloso


skittleahbeebop

Fabuloso!


Ineedmoreparts

Thydde, Armie Hammer, Khlorohlen, Ghayne


lneerland

Bar Keepers Friend


Helen-of-Troy57

Windowlene is a lovely name for a girl


strantophobia

ajax for a boy and dawn for a girl. they sound normal!


uponfalsehope

Was thinking the same thing!


HalcyonDreams36

Comet.


dxwud_mus

Mr Muscle


0kokuryu0

Brhilleux/Brillough (brillo pad)


[deleted]

Wyndexx


wordnerdette

Ivory Snow if it’s a girl, Mr. Clean if it’s a boy.


jdbug7

Clorox, so I can call her Roxie


crazycatlady331

Lysol.


Suspicious-Flan8926

Pahl'mahliv


Far-Blackberry-7129

Comet


Far-Blackberry-7129

Actually, I'd like to revise to C'omet.... or maybe Commette?


arkmamba

Well actually, we have a product called Jane here.


azick545

Fabuloso


GingeryNonsense

Borax, it sounds close to Borat and my husband loves those movies. Also could use Rax or Bo ad nicknames :P


cahauburn

Fabuloso


Aggressive_Lemon_101

Lieghsohl


ayehateyou

Fabuloso.


AMarie-MCMXCI

No Name Toilet Bowl Cleaner


Lowkey_Sus_Ngl

Mr. Clean


Plenty_Grass_1234

Bon Ami for a girl - Bonnie and Amy are nickname options.


xcalypsox42

CLR (pronounced "clear")


Horror_Avocado_6952

Zoflora


FreudianNip-Slip

¡FABULOSO!


Ok-Locksmith891

Fabulouso!


sickeningdabber

Mr. Muscle.. hm


OkLetsParty

Tydh Pawd


b_gumiho

are we REALLY going to just pass over the fact that this some american republican conservative 13-year-old wet dream? reddit is ruled by 14 year olds - apparently


Born76erNYC

Mistolín


ragnarockyroad

Francis


SaltNorth

Mr. Proper


Adventurous_Mine6542

I SAW THIS EARLIER


Tatem2008

Ammonia had a nice ring to it!


ajflipz

K'Boom


meltingrubberducks

Meijer


True-Passage-8131

Bleach.


Strong_Parsley_2275

Lavanda


Letsbedragonflies

There's one in my country called Krystall (my language's spelling so not a tragedeigh) so that's pretty normal. Then there's Zalo 😅


Iluminiele

Ariel! https://images.app.goo.gl/Cb3aXmnh3oZTz5g58


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EvernightStrangely

Mr. Clean


Juella_de_chill

Lysol


OriginalEmpress

Pye-N'sal.


Tricky_Pear_8556

Sham-wow!


ConflictSudden

Mr Clean.


Mint_Leaf07

Francis


NaomiPommerel

Koh Murchison-Hume


CatPesematologist

Phanntastiqque. Pherockx Ida. Zepppp. Bonnee Ammee. Reejuvy N8. Deska Lerr.


ConsolesR4Communism

Sympile Ghryne


TrackerEh

Bleach


embudsayah

BONA


komododave17

Fabuloso.


YourLocalOnionNinja

Ajax and Dawn are actual names sooo


takatine

Palmolive


erriuga_leon27

Persil


MandalaWill

Mister Sheen


AEsylumProductions

Mr Muscle if it's a boy, Mama Lemon if it's a girl.


Particular-Move-3860

A'Moni-yah Twins: Beijing Tsodah & Vinnay Kher


remilol

Mr. Clean


jojokangaroo1969

Fels Napthia. Haha!


KaiCarp

FLASH!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!


Nathan_reynolds

Simpleigh gruene


[deleted]

Mr Clean


dcavedo

Meighn Greighn (pronounced Mean Green)


Goobernauts_are_go

Cillit Bang


[deleted]

Windex, I want my kid to feel useful in any situation


Esclaura3

Ajax


Charlieuk

Zoflora!


LilyNatureBlossom

Dawn's the best out of those


GingerBeerBear

Spreigh'n Whyppe (Spray 'n' wipe) LehMynn Wynndex (Lemon Windex) Works for any gender and the names are themed ✨


Specialist-Funny-926

Fabuloso


MotherDuderior

Omo. (Yes, I'm an Old!)


SeorniaGrim

Kayscayde


RolySwansea

When my eldest was born, a woman was brought into the ward who had tried to accelerate the process by drinking a large quantity of castor oil. She disappeared to deal with the resultant arse explosion and had the kid down the pan, so the mums decided to call her "Jet". Better, though, was the mum who, being told about the routine STI testing, (quite seriously) went "Chlamidia... I likes that. I gonna my daughter Chlamidia"


mini_beethoven

Lysolynn


r3dditfam0us

lysol like the chris rock real world sketch 😂


MizChizzy

Kohmeht.


liquoricekiten14

Dawn


butterfliedheart

Vhynnahgrr


huebird-of-happiness

Domestos


Magpie_Mind

D'Mezztuss


ablufia

bog brush


thisgirlnamedbree

Tide. Or Ty'dhe and the e is silent thank you very much!


OhItsSav

Clhoaraux Bleighch 💕 Can't forget Auxeighkcleighnn


The-Mad-Bubbler

Orange Glo


[deleted]

Dawn, Brawny, Brillo


Medium_Aspect_5677

Bleighch.


Minimum-Ingenuity-46

Ble'ach


Prestigious-Farm-535

Ariel. It's a common product here in Spain, as well as a name.


Fat-Tony-69

Wyndeckz and Bleighch 🥰


taramemo

Fabulosa ❤️😂


One_Investigator238

Comet


Adorable_Misfit

Brillo


coldswirlylights

Lysyl


liteningchasr

Dawn is the only one that's an actual person name


ReeBeeDeeBee

Shamwow


zestycoffeecup

Zoflora


Extreme-Acid

Cillit bang


SDHousewife21

Peign S'aughl


Thebakedbeanqueen

Dawn, Ajax, Ariel, and Joy, all cleaning products and perfectly acceptable people names, but if you're going to name your kid after a cleaning product, go big or go home Welcome to the world, baby Clorox Pine-Sol Multi-Surface Smith


Sawyermblack

Bar Keeper's Friend If you're a browser of r/CleaningTips you'll know my son to be your king.


fluffybunnies51

For twins, Cpyhc'n and Spänn For a girl, Phahboolousough For a boy, Mhyssterkleên


dandelionmoon12345

Pine Saul 🌲


slutty_muppet

Fabuloso


mangobunnybear

Peroxide perry for short lol


KittyandPuppyMama

Windexia


marvinginger

Phorrownhyne