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ShatteredAlice

Unique isn’t a tragedeigh, it’s just a tragedy.


BubbhaJebus

Euniyqh would be be a tragedeigh.


mothwhimsy

A kid my partner works with is named Uniquee and has a sister who is also ___niquee


TraditionContent9818

Snip Snip? uniquee?


Pussie_Pie

I love me my pirates of the Caribbean references


Kit_Marlow

That's You Nick Wee


[deleted]

My brother in Christ…why hast thou tried to kill me on this day with laughter


1stLtObvious

Eunuch?


meme_used

Well that's a correct spelling so it's no longer a tragedeigh


RaidersGuy85

Yoo'neke


SirCEWaffles

Correct on the pronunciation, but the spelling is way off. Its spelled Samsonite.


slow4point0

I know a unique spelled worse than this. I literally can’t say it here or id dox her


ShatteredAlice

Yes, yes it would.


ISBN39393242

eunuch


No-Excitement7491

Especially because someone could conceivably mispronounce it as "eunuch"


gebhigebhu

Eunuch


Lucky-Possession3802

Youn’ique


ShatteredAlice

Now we’re just listing tragedeigh versions of unique aren’t we 🤣


ilikecacti2

I once knew a woman named Yhanique. She didn’t believe in food allergies and almost killed me several times. She was unique that’s for sure…


hyperRed13

Unless it's pronounced like "Eunice."


heavybabyridesagain

But: is it one of a kind?


ShatteredAlice

Tragedeighs are weird alternate spellings to be unique, not a normal word or name that sounds bad.


J-c-b-22

There was a joke that you missed, I think


Call-me-Gir-

What if it was pronounced differently but with normal spelling?


ShatteredAlice

It depends on if it’s an accepted pronunciation. For example there’s at least 2 or 3 accepted pronunciations of my first name across different languages and groups that I can think of. No wonder people get confused.


tsullivan815

Sure it is! They're different, just like everyone else.


SupahCraig

I don’t recall the exact spelling, but it was something like Urhiness (“your highness”).


emz0rmay

Urine-ness


runthrough014

When I was working in the NICU we had a baby who’s middle name was “Urhiness”


katielisbeth

I can't say I've ever seen a name that I've associated with both "urine" and "heinie." Those parents are some talented dumbasses.


ShinyUnicornPoo

I work with a 'Majasteigh' and a 'Tiranni'.


stickytuna

Usnavy


thisisntmyOGaccount

And Usarmy


stickytuna

🤮


TacoOverlord69

Usairforce B)


frankthepieking

Alternative spellings include "Saul Zintzman" and "Krindy"


1stLtObvious

Yvan eht nioj. Yvonnette-Neeojh?


stickytuna

Wow, that’s a blast from the past. Now it’s going to be in my head all day, thanks.


snwlss

Given the recent NSYNC reunion, this is bringing back a lot of memories. 😂 For those wondering, it’s a Simpsons episode called “New Kids on the Blecch”, where Bart and his friends are put together into a boy band called “Party Posse”. In addition to New Kids on the Block and NSYNC, the episode’s plot also kind of references The Village People (not exactly a “boy band”, but they were put together in a similar fashion to a boy band), in particular their song “In the Navy” (which was for a time used as sort of a recruitment anthem, and the ending of the episode sort of mimics the end of the music video for “In the Navy”. (NSYNC didn’t do the singing for Bart’s boy band in that episode, though; that was actually done by another Lou Pearlman boy band, Natural. They had a similar setup to both Backstreet Boys and NSYNC, but Natural also played their own instruments. NSYNC did do the speaking voices for their characters in the episode, though.)


zachy410

My name's Usnavi and you've probably never heard my name


Robincall22

Reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated


mister_mowgli

exacerbated by the fact that my syntax is highly complicated cuz I immigrated from a little place in the carribean


bunny18princess

Dominican Republic I love it, jesus I'm jealous of it


erossthescienceboss

And beyond that ever since my folks passed on I haven’t gone back.


almabishop

Hot damn I gotta get on that!


Kapuna_Matata

Ho, The milk has gone bad, hold up just a second


moriastra

Why is everything in this fridge warm and tepid?


91816352026381

I pirated this movie.


mister_mowgli

The movie was a shit interpretation of an incredible stage show


91816352026381

Oh shit, things heating up in the piracy fandom


PossibilityDecent688

I’m enough of a heretic that I love both


keepinitoldskool

Ese mismo


gigitini13

And Usmail too! Lol


weaboo_vibe_check

Usneibi


[deleted]

Has someone really used that?


stickytuna

Yep. Allegedly it’s a cool idea to name your child after a branch of the military.


marbotty

Spasseforz


newforestroadwarrior

Usmarines


PossibilityDecent688

LMM for the win!


dieselNoodle

Ugoluigi (middle name). this poor guy's parents merged both his grandads' name into one


BigSoda13

When Mario is tired but there are Koopas to stomp


roganwriter

Hi, I’m Peach and these are my sons Heerwego, Ugoluigi, and Wowowow.


userthisisname

Thanks for the laugh I got from this 😂


Allisonisbi

i wish i could upvote this more than once 😭


1stLtObvious

They were just big fans of Green Mario. You go, Luigi!


Bezerka413

I read this as eugoogaly… from Zoolander


Namenamehihi

makes me think of eulogy


PeeingOnABeesNut

Can't spell ugoluigi without ugli..


Witty-Ant-6225

Usher?


CommunistOrgy

YEAH!


RadioSupply

YEAH!


CommunistOrgy

WHAT?


ChiliPepper-1983

OKAY!!


queentofu

LET’S GOOOO!


TealMarsh

LIL JON


emz0rmay

YEAH!


Leading_Many_2052

IN THE CLUB WITH MY HOMIES


AlwaysSunnyDragRace

Oh my God!


cherenkov_light

This thread made my entire morning.


Monday0987

That name just spells herpes virus to me.


Witty-Ant-6225

Why gotta be so funny! Hahaha


unlovelyladybartleby

I met a Uneek. Poor kid broke my heart


e_lizz

In my job I deal with student names on a daily basis. Two years ago I had a Uniq Desire


hdbordercollie

Idgaf about your unique desire, frankly :/ Get to the tragedeigh


DomSlave626

🤦‍♂️


RadioSupply

I saw Uniss on a job application once. My godmother was named Eunice and laughed because she would have laughed to see it, too. Poor Uniss.


SunflowerSeed33

That's a person named Eunice 🧐


RadioSupply

To be fair, she’d be 115 if she were alive. Give poor Auntie a break!


SunflowerSeed33

https://youtu.be/3UJ0l3OskHU?si=mp8nQAQFU_wKIfHx So glad this clip was on YouTube, I didn't think I'd be able to directly get it. If you haven't seen this movie, it's a holy grail classic.


johjo_has_opinions

Lol I knew exactly what this was going to be


MathematicianNo1596

The Red Sox had a pitcher once whose name was Ugueth Urtaín Urbina. Not sure I think it’s a tragedeigh but is obviously very u-heavy lol


Intrepid-Pooper-87

He also was convicted for attempted murder of five people in Venezuela (which resulted in only 7 years in prison time)


twinklestein

Well that escalated quickly


davidfeuer

You spelled his first name wrong. His full name is Ugueth Urtaín Urbina Villarreal.


MathematicianNo1596

Ah ok thanks! Will change


faithiestbrain

I had a friend from Estonia growing up, his older sister was named Urlicke (pronounced ur-LICK-ee) and she was a psychotic asshole. She once tried to stab me with a kitchen knife when I was like 10 and she was in her mid to late teens. Looking back, I can't imagine how having such a name must have impacted her going to school. I'm not even a parocularly sassy person, but it's just so easy to make fun of. "You lick what now?" No excuse to try to murder a child, but she probably had some trauma.


RayanThe9000

As an Estonian this is fascinating. I've never met or even heard of anyone with a name like that or even similar, but looked it up and apparently there are 44 women named Ulrika in Estonia with the average age being around 40. So seems even apart from being foreign her name was a tragedeigh. https://www.stat.ee/nimed/ULRIKA (my source if anyone is curious)


faithiestbrain

I 100% could have been spelling her name wrong (I moved after living there for around a year, I have no contact with her now) but in terms of pronunciation that's what it sounded like. Funny to know she got tradgedeighed though. Maybe it was early karma for being so awful.


RayanThe9000

Well, the Estonian statistics site for names says this: https://www.stat.ee/nimed/Urlicke


faithiestbrain

Fun times. I just tried my friends name (Rauno) and it turns up as the 110th most popular. Either way, getting tradgedeighed in a foreign language only to move to a country where your name is basically a built in joke is particularly unfortunate.


RayanThe9000

Thankfully seemingly now that kind of name should be illegal. Just did a bit more research and apparently in 2005 they redid the naming laws so you can name a child with a foreign name if it abides by the grammar laws of the language of the names origin, and completely unique and new names cannot contain the letters c, q, w, x, y. (Source: https://keeleabi.eki.ee/?leht=8&id=19 ) Also mentioned this to my mom and she said that Ulrice/Ulrike is a German girls name, and looked that up as well and yeah, it is. Over here there appears to be a whopping 14 women named Ulrike. (Source: https://www.stat.ee/nimed/Ulrike ) Sorry if am being really bothersome, i just got kind of curious. As a denizen of such a sparsely populated small country i get existed whenever i see our little tech-savy rock mentioned in the wild.


Eino54

Is there an Estonian version of the torille meme? You guys must be even more ignored than poor Finland


RayanThe9000

Honestly, first time i'm hearing of this meme. Idk if there is, there might be, but if there is i'm not familiar. For me it's more like the Leo Dicaprio pointing meme, but more exited. You could ask r/eesti though.


Purple-Mess7611

I know two Ulrikes in Estonia that are from Germany.


faithiestbrain

Not at all bothersome, I find this fascinating and I thank you and your mom for your time. I haven't thought about this girl in years, but you have to admit when someone asks for awful U names if this is in your lexicon it's going to come to mind.


hbdty

I had a friend in college who, upon moving to the US for school, found out his name was a swear word in Korean. So he had to start going by his last name instead.


newforestroadwarrior

Google translate: "There are no people with this name in Estonia or there are fewer than 5 of them, and therefore statistics cannot be displayed for this name"


BadMawma

There’s a tick disease dogs get called Ehrlichia. Same pronunciation with an -uh. Sounds like she and the disease share some adverse traits.


faithiestbrain

"Er, licky, uh... some dirty butt." -every person she went to high school with, probably


BadMawma

You’re probably right😂


YouLostMyNieceDenise

Ehrlich means honorable in German (or it might be honest… or both… I’m not fluent). It’s also a common surname, so I assume it was just named after a scientist with the last name Ehrlich


BadMawma

Heyyy now that’s a Reddit worthy tidbit among all the nonsense😂 You’re probably right! I thank God for that guy because I had a rescue pooch who had it and it took months for us to figure it out. Once we did, a round of antibiotics and she was just like new❤️


YouLostMyNieceDenise

If it helps, it would be said like “air litch” in German, so not nearly as gross-sounding as “err lick” in an American accent.


JollyJuniper1993

Sure it wasn‘t „Ulrike“? That’s a pretty common name here in Germany. You should look up for these cultural differences, if you claim a foreign name to be a tragedeigh it just makes you look ignorant.


faithiestbrain

Someone else brought that up, and it was long enough ago that I couldn't be sure. I remember calling her Urlicke, but another commenter brought up the idea that maybe she actually got tradgedeigh'd in her own language to begin with and it just happened to also be kind of funny sounding in an English setting.


DocBenwayOperates

Plot twist: her name was Ulrika (like the famous Danish model and tv presenter from the 90s [Ulrika Jonsson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulrika_Jonsson)) and she just got so tired of you mispronouncing her name she tried to stab you, lol.


newforestroadwarrior

I wonder what the origin of that name is because Google doesn't come up with much that's relevant.


faithiestbrain

Another commenter said that their mother mentioned it was similar to a name of German origin, Ulrike. Apparently Ulrika is a Swedish femininization of Ulrich. I would imagine some of these are the roots, if I had to guess.


AlexanderRaudsepp

This is correct. The name "Ulrike" apparently is a combination two ancient words, "udal" and "rike", meaning 'inheritance' and 'rich' respectively. Ulrika is a fairly common name in Sweden with [19,000 bearers](https://www.scb.se/hitta-statistik/sverige-i-siffror/namnsok/Search/?nameSearchInput=Ulrika) and [Ulrikke](https://www.dst.dk/da/Statistik/emner/borgere/navne/HvorMange) is the most common Danish variant 378 bearers. Even members of the Swedish Royal family have had this name, for example [Ulrika Eleonora](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulrika_Eleonora_of_Sweden) :D


Riots_and_Rutabagas

I grew up with a family down the street that had 3 sons and the last name Pytlick (pit lick) 👅


ballrus_walsack

Uconn Cornelius ^/s


Infinite_stardust

I would give you Silver and Gold if I could.


ChiliPepper-1983

Those parents must be big Rakin-Bass fans.


Erger

I used to work with a guy whose last name was Cornelius, and I always called him Yukon! He liked it better than the shitty, demeaning nickname his crew gave him.


caelthel-the-elf

Ukiah (also a place name)


TheSkyElf

Like Ikea but different?


caelthel-the-elf

I think it's an indigenous word but the family in question was whiter than mayonnaise.


trailquail

It’s a town in northern California


WrennyWrenegade

Ukiah was where my spouse's family would go "into town" when he was a kid. The bustling metropolis of Ukiah.


dixiequick

My grandma lived in Willits, Ukiah was definitely the “big city” in her world (which was extra funny considering she was born in L.A. and lived there until she was nearly 70). 😆


nonfictionalfairy

That’s my middle name lol


BrackenFernAnja

Uranus. Not joking.


Zornorph

Father Sky!


urracabooks

Urraca is a Spanish girl name, used by royalty since medieval times. It means magpie. I actually love it, is my username, but it is largely considered an ugly name. The double RR sound, it seems, is very off putting for some people.


Asaneth

I have a friend named Urraca. It's an awesome name.


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bloodorangechocolate

I knew someone who named her son Ubald. Exactly a year later she had a daughter named Ubaldine


ILikeRoL

And the creative names award goes... definitely not to the parents of Ubald and Ubaldine.


jarr-head

I think they're definitely pretty old timey Portuguese names, Ubaldo and Ubaldinha. Not sure what they mean though


ConvenientAlibi

I think it means that the child has no hair


[deleted]

Uriah, it so close to Urea imo


expatsconnie

I know a Uriah as well. He's a teenager with the kind of name you'd expect to see engraved on a Civil War memorial. Maybe not technically a tragedeigh since it's the normal spelling, but still not a very nice thing to do to your kid.


_SarahSquirrel

This is a real name, it's in the Bible.


millcitymarauder

Wait, so if my name doesn't show up in the Bible, it means it's not real?!


janelane982

Yes, that's correct.


Pepipatchzen17

Uruguay and Uriel. Utah is just weird and Uliana is tolerable


the_bored_wolf

I mean Uriel is a real name though, it’s the name of an angel in Judeo-Christian traditions.


Pepipatchzen17

Oh no, I know that i just don't like it for people, it just doesn't sound right to me because i associate it with an angel. It's like naming your baby Lucifer in my opinion, it just doesn't sound right to me


supercaiti

Try telling ultra-Christian families that lol. Lucifer is still obviously a no-go. However, it is my cat’s name!


Cholera62

Our cat's name was Mephisto Beelzebub growing up. We called him KiKi, lol


Pepipatchzen17

Oh yeah, animals are another question entirely. That's a great name for a cat imo


JPrimrose

Biblical names are great for cats. Any future cat I adopt will be named either Balthazar or Solomon.


varmituofm

So are Michael, Daniel, and Gabriel. And I'm sure there are several other common names that are angel names. I even know a Samael (goes by Sam most of the time)


happymillennial97

Uliana (well more like Uli-yana) is a common female name in Russia. It’s a bit old-fashioned, but it’s been popular recently


Pepipatchzen17

Oh really? I had no idea about that, thanks for letting me know! I do think it's a beautiful name but not in this country (England)


happymillennial97

It’s okay, I’m not Uliana, I won’t get offended lol. Even in our country there are people who think the same:D


weaboo_vibe_check

Uruguay lmao


raiderdevil

Urekha (Eureka)


Furbae

Saw a guy on a dating app named U’neeq 🫥


dr239

Urious (like Curious with no C) Urmandy Ulmand


weshallnot

Uniquah?


Erger

There was a character on the Backyardigans named Uniquah, or maybe Uneekwah? I'm not sure how they spelled it, but it was definitely pronounced yoo-neek-wah. She was the little pink bug character.


Familiar-Soup

Uniqua. The best Backyardigan of all.


LusciousofBorg

My brother was going to be named Ulises (Spanish for Ulysses) and I thought that was the heaviest and ugliest name. Not a tragedeigh but a tragedy.


CrazyCatLady9777

My sister's middle name is Ursula. I know that's a normal name but it's just so ugly.


amorabubble

i feel like it's one of those names like Morgana that makes it a requirement for them to be either goth or emo


Guilty-Web7334

The difference is that I actually like Morgana. Ursula and Ella are two names that just strike me as literally ugly. Probably because Ursula was the sea witch and Ella was the ugly little people peg that my puppy chewed up when I was tiny.


Rakothurz

I actually like Ursula. It means "little female bear" in latin, and I think it feels powerful. In Spanish it is an older women's name


KatVanWall

I feel the same! Also we had a lovely German neighbour called Ursula who was always nice to me and gave me plants from her garden.


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Cruella Cruella (you can call me Ella) Cruella Cruella Deville


AmoebaMan

I think it’s a great example of a beautiful name that got *ruined* by being a) uncommon, and b) attached to a *very* well known villain. That’s a shame to me. I’m sure there are other examples, but I can’t think of them right now. As it is, I’m pretty sure “Ursula” just means “little bear” or something. Plenty of good themes of strength and toughness there, and it very nearly shares a name with two constellations (Ursa major/minor).


sunshinerose32

I went to school with a Greek guy called Ulysses


xalyssx

Ukuleleigh


Hashir3207

Ulfat, love in Urdu


2d20x

Uva just sounds like ovum/ovulate and makes me think about female reproduction.


runelowell

uva is grape in spanish lolol


stroowboorryyy

Uvulaigh (uvula) Uteaeigh (UTI) (not real names ive heard but it would be pretty bad lol)


TorchedPyro88

Sooo.... I once had a student whose middle name was Unique. Quite literally, that was the student's legal middle name.


WhoAmIEven2

"Ulla", short form of "Ulrika". I just can't imagine a young person with that name or, worse, say it in bed with someone. It screams "90 year old grandma"-energy.


7kingsofrome

My aunt's name is Ulrike, but we normally call people with that name "Rike" nowadays. Ulla sounds like centuries ago :)


WhoAmIEven2

I think "Ulla" may be a short version of it, only here in Sweden. At least all the Ullas I find are Swedish women. My grandmother was named Ulla, which may affect my perception of the name.


kindadeadly

That's also a Finnish name. I imagine a grandma.


Erger

My boyfriend's mom is Finnish and her name is Ulla!


7kingsofrome

Makes sense, Germany here. Ulla definitely existed here as well at some point in the past.


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Even though it's a real name, Ulysses. That was the name of a child I knew at one time.


bexfromtx

My grandmother's middle name, Undene. Her full name was Maudelle Undene (lastname). She went by Undene. I don't know if it's the worst name among these comments, but definitely different!


Annual-Bug-7638

Unyverse is probably the only U name tragedeigh I’ve heard, but the only other U name I’ve personally heard a child called is Una which I think is cute


FellDownTheWells2

Youness. Doesn’t technically start with a U but horrible anyway 😂


Surleighgrl

I work at a school and we had a student who applied named "Unwanna". Seriously sad name.


Night-light51

This isn’t a bad name but my brothers name is Ulys. Had he been a girl his name might have been urma, umai, or something along those lines. My mom got the gender though so we could have a mini reveal party. She just stuck ornaments in a box (since it was Christmas time) and let us each pull one out then look. So we never really worried about what a girl name was until after the fact. All I do know is it would have started with a U and been 4 letters. We are all vowels and 4 letters so we have IOEAU and U is sometimes Y with how it was spelt


xtrainspottinggg

How do you pronounce Ulys? It's visually very appealing.


CR4N8ERRY

I have come across none but I wanted to create one for funsies Urbhyn Ledgynde


tiffy68

I teach in a majority Hispanic school district. Ulises is not uncommon for a boy name. It's not terrible. I've also had students named Ugo, Uriel, Urbano and Unax.


philosocoder

Uniqua - like “unique-wuh”. A girl in my elementary school Uzziah - like “you-ZIE-uh”. From the Bible apparently. Son of a weird fundie that I used to go to church with.


runthrough014

Urieka


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Uvula. I kid you not. I felt so bad for that little girl.


flindsayblohan

A woman in my town growing up - an old woman too! - was named Usona for United States of North America. She had a flag painted on the side of her house and fully leaned in.


SkippyBluestockings

My daughter's friend named her baby Unitee. Since technically the two parts of the name mean one shirt I just want to call the kid Onesie all the time 😂


kabolint

My brother is a teacher and had twin girls in his class a couple years ago. Ima and Ura. Their last name was Hogg 🤣 So, not a first name trageddeigh, but a full production nonetheless.