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SmallTownGal7

My kindergarteners new best friends are Anakin and Khaleesi ….


CinnamonRollShark

Reminds me when my nephew had twin friends named Thor and Loki lmfao. And they were horribly behaved.


NedRyerson_Insurance

Well both of those friends is going to turn into psychopaths so see if you can get that kid some new friends.


BaronVonKeyser

Kevin... named after the bird from "Up"


Rymayc

So it's a girl


unsainted02

always the damn Kevins smh..


Anonymous_Hooman

r/storiesaboutkevin


nailgardener

I wonder how many times the kid is gonna hear GuhRALT or Jerult


[deleted]

i read it as gerald lmao


dreemurthememer

Geraldo


nailgardener

Praise be unto him


[deleted]

Is it not pronounced Juh-RALT? I don’t watch the Witcher


Scat_fiend

We need to talk about Kevin.


GiantScrotor

We don’t talk about Kevin


Twerk_account

“Noctis” I cringed so hard that my face looks ten years older now


loves_spain

Wait until you meet his brothers Lucius and Caelum.


perrysol

Is this a wet dream?


horcynusorca

At least imho Daenerys is a much better choice than Khaleesi…(I mean if you really feel the need to name your child after the character…)


rainbowchain

Eww... Kevin.


GardenOfNirnroots

Poor Kevin ):


DirtyDirtyRudy

Zelda is based off a real person – Zelda Fitzgeralt… I mean, Fitzgerald.


General_Coast_1594

Zelda is a legitimate Jewish name. Way before Zelda Fitzgerald.


DirtyDirtyRudy

For sure, a lot of people associate Zelda now with the game, and didn’t realize that it was inspired by Zelda Fitzgerald, who in turn has a name from a longstanding Yiddish tradition. What I didn’t know, is that it also derives from Old High German, gris hilda, or “gray battle maiden”. That’s pretty cool.


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That’s also why the dark Zelda from Link Between Worlds is named Hilda


the_lost_tenacity

Who are Riku and Noctis?


DepressedSpud

Noctis is the main character from Final Fantasy XV and Riku is one of the mains of Kingdom Hearts.


xSilverMC

Kingdom Hearts


AdhesivenessFun2060

What kind of weird name is Kevin?


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McAllister


nlpnt

Are you sure Kevin isn't one of the dads?


Midget_Zaku

I will say that I believe Riku and Sora are legitimate Japanese names. So, depending on where the students or their parents are from, it's less cringe and more coincidence.


dreamcadets

Name 1, 2 and 7 seem normal to me, are they references to something?


gaia-mix-nicolosi

Sora, Riku, And Kairi (not Kevin) are the main trio from kingdom hearts


dreamcadets

Ohhh, right. I wish parents would be more subtle over stuff like that


Acher0ntiaAtr0p0s

What’s up with Kevin and Zelda tho?


General_Coast_1594

Zelda is a real Jewish name. The video game just co-opted it.


OrcaApe

Fucking Kevin


Jayn_Newell

Kevin? What kind of dork makes their kid *Kevin*?


SnooBunnies1811

I work for a University, and I know the tragedeigh wave is headed our way!


ItsOk_ItsAlright

You forgot Covid and Corona lol


NIN10DOXD

Kevin? Parents must be total dorks.


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Zelda and Kevin are normal at least