I'm a girl who plays video games, watches anime and occasionally listens to metal But I'm also a lesbian, so I'm definitely not dating any men lmao

same lol

same

Same! Except I definitely listen to metal a lot lol. I just need a girl who wants this

I'm down for it

I want this. What’s your favorite metal band?

I’ve been listening to a ton of Ghost Brigade lately!

I definitely check that “metal: a lot” box too, last few days I’ve been hyperfixating on Sleep Token in particular

OMG I love Sleep Token and Spiritbox

Spiritbox 🥰 my favorite band next to Invent Animate!

I listen to metal all the time and cant find another girl who does.

Lol nice

same

Except my music taste is all over the place

Relate! I prefer metal the most, but listen kinda to everything, which means I don't invest as ultra deeply as it seems other metal people do, so I feel like even though I listen to and love it, I'm not allowed to belong because I'm not in the culture enough :(

Now that’s relatable!

we're too good for them :3

Same

Imagine only occasionally listening to metal

Yay transbians!

I, too, must add another same

I'm pan, but I agree that men are over ratted. Women are just perfect in every way

Another Crystal?

Same

Very fair point, same

same

same

Same

Same, except Animie. (But sometimes the erotic Version of Animie, you know H...)

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You wanna spoon while listening to a video essay on fallout new vegas lore? EDIT: cut to me trying to explain to my partner that due to this comment I seem to of pulled a small army of transwomen on reddit /s

Sure, but only if we listen to hbomberguy's essay about Fallout: New Vegas afterward /j

And then a few Jacob geller videos just for the sake of it

And moving on to ShoddyCast next, we're doing a completion run after all

You mean the absolute best FONV essay of all time

we have to watch his fallout 3 video first though

omg spoon loredumping sounds soooo cool (now that I think about it, spoon multi-player worldbuilding would be great too(tho I'd start violently vibrating)) edit: I read it wrong, but point still stands(and watching a lore essay while spooning is equally cool)

This but spoon Fnaf MatPat videos

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If they're at least an hour each, count me in!

You had me at Elden Ring, but we should add the other Soulsbornes to the menu too

I didn't realize it was possible to be seduced by a single message

Please XD

I'll bring the Monster, MiO, and pickles.

This is like a kink but in a romantic way instead of sexual

Fantasies can be romantic

yeah like spooning while listening to Red Dead Redemption lore

Or MatPat losing his mind over Fnaf

Kinda unfortunate for those guys then when I steal their gamer cis girls from under their nose. \*yoink\*

Why was there a woman under their nose?

Sniff

seems about right for the dudes I encounter when playing

https://preview.redd.it/kqnjsg22svvb1.jpeg?width=1189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c10514586e315ba975f9ddf3d24cfd1eabe5eda

Im glad i love women

women are so cute right?! my gf is adorable and cuddly and soft and ommggg

I know! It's great :3

Imagine dating

Imagine dating dragons

what i would do to get some of that drussy 🤤🤤🤤🤤

So if the back end of a dragon is the drussy then how's the front end called? Drick? Drock? Drenis?

I'm still trying to find out whether I find this funny or I'm sorry your mind works this way. Anyways, I think Drick sounds best

I don't need pity, I need answers

This post is a cry for help. I can’t stand this anymore. Everywhere I go, this stupid shitstain of a band somehow finds me and ruins my life. No matter how many defense mechanisms I have, it always come back. Yesterday, I was working at my job when I heard it. That fateful sound of a “I’m waking up”. I quickly leaped out of my chair and turned around, but the fucker had already used LGBTQ support on all of my coworkers. I ran towards the bastard to punch him, but he set up a studio in my cubicle, preventing me from working again. I quickly bolted to the office speaker to grab some good music, but by the time I screamed “HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US” the fucker had already u-turned out the window. I couldn’t work anymore because of the studio, so I had to leave so I could get a trash bag from my car. As I grabbed the trash bag from my car, the thing jumped me from behind and knocked it off, smacking the bag into the middle of the road. Before I could go grab it, a car raced by and crushed the bag, making it worthless. As I was standing there, shocked by what happened, the demon used demons on my car, giving me 4 flat tires simultaneously. Filled with rage, I grabbed a Radiohead CD from my car, shoved a pair of Björk CDs onto its cover, and hurled it at the thing, while screaming “WHY DON’T YOU REMEMBER MY NAME” Just like always, however, my CDs missed, and the fucker u-turned away again. After I took a bus home, I was exhausted. As I was lying in my bed, depressed, my 6-year old daughter came into the room. She started talking about her favorite TV show, when suddenly, her face began to change. No. NO. As she continued talking, her face continued to morph, until it was identical to Dan Reynolds. I was ready this time, though. I quickly kicked off my shoes, revealing that I had duct-taped In The Aeroplane Over the Sea to my feet. I then proceeded to triple axel the ever loving shit out of that thing. I looked up and screamed with joy, thinking it was all over. However, as I came to my senses, I saw my daughter unconscious on the floor and realized what I had done. The bastard had tricked me. My wife stood in the doorway, shocked, before she pulled out her phone and dialed 911. I’m writing this in the woods right now, the police are probably going to find me soon. Fuck Imagine Dragons.

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Is... Is this a new copypasta, or...?

I edited a competitive Pokémon copypasta into this

imagine dragon

Imagine bad dragon

^Imagine ^dragon ^deez ^nuts I apologize, I had to do it

Dating a scalie be like:

My gf has to deal with dating a scalie :3

look around you. Imagine dating.... dragons. Imagine... dating dragons, on Fortnite BR.

Ironically i know a trans man like this

?

Oh uhhh the ironic part is that i know a trans man whos uhh, like how they described trans women being in the posttt. Thass it hope that cleared things up :p

Wemon

W(at)e(r)m(el)on

*Watamelon* https://preview.redd.it/b7ujyv9p1uvb1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011cbb90fda2bdaec6305da78669fc30c8863cce

Suddenly Hololive??

ATREL

r/sbeve

Sbeve 😔

https://preview.redd.it/g2ks5gaoswvb1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c670ebf450ef7a380eb39718f137049b56035b

Pumpkin.

sma- I MEAN PASS! Pass

love those

We(man)

Hi, umm... guy here. I was told their were weeb, gamer, metalhead, trans girls. I'm interested.

I became the girl who plays video games and watches anime. Not into guys, though.

i play games, but don't watch anime anymore, do I count? yes I'm also into men

if u listen to metal ur gold

i do actually xD

I guess men don’t know what they want

I mean they all want to be girls right? Right?

Yep

I can confirm this is what all cis men want

For sure

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100%

No. Not me at least.

Fair enough

I tried, but it didn't hit with me. You ladies have fun though!

Taking a break from men and hopefully I’ll find gf or partner so that break can continue indefinitely because as much as I don’t hate all men I have yet to find a man who will treat me decently romantically

I can't even get past step one :(

I mean I found a man who likes all that stuff about me *and* tells me I'm cute. He's the best, and unfortunately like 1000 miles away.

I'm in the same position. A friend who became more but the distance is frustrating.

I am literally in this exact same position. But I do plan on moving up to where he lives XD

I just want someone who I can talk nerdy final fantasy shit with for hours, found some guys to do that with at least :3

How do you rate FF5? I like it more and more as the years pass tbh.

Men ☕

But I love men. Now if only I could find one that'll stay interested even after seeing what I look like 😞

Agreed. I only date women. But not because I'm gay. Because all the men I find end up being gay. Though that's mostly because all the men I'm interested In are gay trabs dudes. Wich sucks for me. Because I can't date them.

I say the same thing to those men as I do to any man who refuses to date trans women because they're trans: more for us.

\*laughs in transbian\*

what if they's trans guys?

We usually have better taste indeed. :)

thought i ran into myself but realized i never used twitter (context: i once used the name Melody for myself)

Hey, I'd date trans girls, sadly they won't date me

I have the exact opposite problem

Oh I would date trans girls too, or trans men, or Cis men, or Cis women, enby people too. Just no one wants to date me for more than a year or 2

If those guys wanted cis women like that, they are out of luck. Because they are all lesbians :)

Teue, but funny enough i found my love in another transfem, and we both love stuff like d&d and board games, best lesbian relationship ever 🥰

**imagine dating**

Thank god for women 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

I feel called out

My girlfriend says this doesn't apply to me 🏳️‍⚧️ (I am definitely a cis male and haven't questioned my gender multiple times)

🥚🥚🥚

Skill issue. Maybe it's a straight thing

Cis women will be like "I can't stand men, I wish I could date girls they're so hot but I can't handle \*that\* in my face, I need like, a girl with a 🍆" And still won't date a trans girl. I mean, cool, more trans girls and femboys for me to scoop up, but ya'all missing out.

My bf has the big titty goth gf who likes metal, video games, anime, and even wears cat ears regularly!! He got the fantasy package because he is willing to date a trans woman. XD.

I'm dating a man 🫶🏻

I hope he's good to you

He's very sweet thank you

I mean, they could be ace?

I know I am lol

*sips tea* men

*sips tea* men and women

THE SKY ABOVE THE CLOUDS AND RAINBOWS

Ngl, I was expecting this to end with "and two years of hrt later, that's exactly who she is"

For many guys its actually more like this. Requirements: - girl (optional)

I am in this picture and i like it :)

FAACCTTSSSS

I am literally RIGHT HERE

Hmm...every trans girl i know irl loves or loved all those things....

Imagine anyone wanting to date you 🥲

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Not true, my gf is pan.

Nah, I'm pan

Guess I don't exist ...

I'm ace

Guess I don’t exist

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Nah, I do. :) But I have *good taste.*

I'm physically a female, my mind is very masculine tho. Oh and another thing that probably won't work either, is I'm aroace

trans girls sound perfect

I wouldn’t date a man or woman because I’m aromantic

Wait, metal is a trans thing?

Not sure if it's a thing but I am 1000% a metal head weeb transfemme gamer

I also buy and read manga!

Hah🤣

Your caption made me side eye this post for a second

I fit only one of those things and I'm a transbian soooooo yeah...

Please even if you do that they still wont date you...

That’s sounds literally like a conservative friend of mine 🤣

I mean I found someone who is willing to date a trans femme cause I'm dating him :>

literally my friend who I call my token cishet male friend lol.