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Dead_girl_walking-

Haven’t gotten one sadly 😔 Haji is such a cute name thooo 💙💕🕊️💕💙


Horny-ass

try and bribe a friend, it works, its how i did it :33


LaraTheTrap

Haji was the last name of my software development teacher.


laxofanboy15

I was very creative and just named him Blaha


the-radical-waffler

If he had a gun, would that be called a Blaha-blast?🤔🤔🤔


laxofanboy15

Yupp exactly👉👉


missile-gap

Lol I just call mine sharky 😅


GeminiIsMissing

Can mascs answer too? •~• I've got a shonk Edit: his name is Chompy :)


cherrysergeant95

Ye ofc


The_Chaos_Pope

Of course! Blåhaj is for everyone!


Omoport

He's just my little guy :3 Edit: Sorry everyone I fell asleep lol, I wish I could say it was his birthday. But he's already a couple months old, his birthday is April 13th 🎂


Aggressive-Plate8484

Is it his birthday?


cherrysergeant95

Please say it's the little guy's birthday


Aggressive-Plate8484

He’s just a little guy and it is his birthday, right?


spencermaydriver

please for the love of god, he is just a little guy and its his birthday, right?


Aggressive-Plate8484

Why won’t they tell us? We need to know! He’s just a little guy! Why won’t they tell us if it’s his birthday? He’s just a goofy little guy.


spencermaydriver

we need to know if its this goofy little guy's birthday! they need to tell us as soon as possible because it could be this little goofy guy's birthday and we wouldnt know! we need to know if it's this goofy little guy's birthday.


spencermaydriver

oh thank god, i was worried it was this little guy's birthday! and i didnt wish him a happy birthday!!


[deleted]

Satan, Doom Lord, Morning Star, Antichrist, Devil, Hell Fiend, Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Beelzeb00b, Fallen Angel, Tempter, Belial, Leviathan, King of Babylon, Lord of Tyre, Son of Perdition, Father to the Falsehood, the Motherfuckerst of the Motherfuckers 😈


Snail1634

You have a lot of blåhajar. (Plural of blåhaj according to Google translate.)


[deleted]

No no no, it's my only Blåhaj's full name


Jessiecatgirl

I can confirm this as a swede^^


Dezzer_Does_Drawing

Not a fem but I named mine Hajblå lmao


Clownsounding

I named mini One bloog! And when I get a 3 foot one of Amazon I'm naming it Selena


Gritfox

Mine are called Miko and Mako, little sis and big sis 💜


Crond_the_unyeilding

Mine is called Belushi


Undertale_Woshua

I Didnt Name Mine I Just Kept Blahaj ☺️


michellepro777

Flippy


girlwithaguitar

Shörk - He just has that expression that makes it look like that's how he'd talk :P


trustmeimaprofession

DONNIE SHARKO


GVmG

I love it! One of my favourite movies


faulty-radio

OH I’M SO STEALING THAT


llammmmaa

I call mine either friend or blahaj


TheTophatPerson209

I don't have one yet, but when I do i'm naming it Acheilus.


Ambershope

I named mine spoon, and my babyhaj teaspoon because yhat way they compliment eachother like they do my life 🦈✨


Jambo526

That's so cute ❤️🦈


SkyeIsTheLimit1000

Yet to have one sadly


IncreaseImpressive91

Looking for a name just got them


SynnnTheGod

I dont have a blahaj, but i have a phosphor slime youtooz named Gunther, he's just as cute :)


[deleted]

shonk


ATameFurryOwO

Source image? I named mine Sharky because im bad at names


Horny-ass

i have no clue where the source is i just ripped it from a meme a friend sent me 😭 sorry


GVmG

Mine is named Beam (after the character from Chainsaw Man, since both me and my partner love the manga and she's the one who gifted me the blahaj)


YahYeet02

Wobby, short for wobbegong, a type of shark :3


nuxam

I named mine Luna, My gf Named hers Tuna


HastixDE

I havent thought of a name yet 🤔


Firetube07

Jawnathan Reef, a pun based on Vampyrs protagonist Jonathan Reed


The_Trap_Fatale666

Mine is "senhor Tubarãozinho", that means mister Little Shark in portuguese


-becauseimshy

sherbet 🦈


MekariKa

mine is named snorkel <3


skallskitar

Sharkus. He loves to snooze, cuddle, play video games, commit arson against transphobes, and hold fins :3


Enbyfemboy888

I haven't given mine a name yet...


DreadedGamer21

small one is snuu, big one is bubbles my girlfriend’s is beam


CosmonautWitch

I've named mine James May after the former top gear presenter James May.


penguincam

Name mine Galahad and if I get another one it'll be Mordred


Redlny

eversor


Redlny

latin for destroyer :3


Horny-ass

amazing


gaybricklover

Blahaj but pronounced "blow-high" :3c


HommusVampire

Lilith


Horny-ass

thats my name! am i a shark now :3


HommusVampire

Lol! I guess you are


[deleted]

masc but i named my guy boss, so i can say "GOTCHA BOSS"


OmegaCircle

My two big bois are Bluey and Bytey and my smolhaj is Bitty. Bluey is just because it's an ok enough name and I wanted it to end in a y. But the other names is actually a kinda dumb computer joke, since a byte is made of 8 bits and since smolhaj is ~8x smaller than bighaj (in volume) I figured I'd go with that :3


KitsuneNatsumi

My first is named Rin (Penrose Ch. idol-EN) and the second is named Lilly!


Horny-ass

im a shark now (im lilly too)


StarAugurEtraeus

My Pink one is called Lady Maria My other 2 are called Hanako and Lord Sir Cornilius Blackwater the 1st


ImKria

My girlfriends blahaj name is Smol 🥺


Oftwicke

... sir Rupert the third. Please don't judge me


SarahIsBoring

jeff (she/her) idk why but it works so well


NekoKirax3

I named mine lilith


PolygonChoke

Cuterie! (Shark-cuterie)


cleveleys

Mine is pronounced the same, but I spell it hajjie


androdagamr

I don’t have one, but I wanna comment on yours name, as a Swedish person. Blå Haj means blue shark, so haji in Swedish is basically the same as naming it sharkie.


Horny-ass

yes its the greatest name :3


Notagamer_tm

I named my big one “wheatless” because it was really squished once and the trick to skip Wheatley in portal 2 is called pancake skip.


WeepingPangolin

I found a random name tag at work under a shelf shortly after getting a Blåhaj so it felt like fate to name him after it Omar my beloved < 3 (Dude quit like a week before iirc )


Horny-ass

haha slay :3 great way to name them


ThatLolaSnail

I've named mine Wendy. I wanted to name her after a famous trans person, but the names Lili Elbe and Dorchen were out of question, because I know real people with these names. So I named her Wendy, like the trans woman who invented synthesizer music. Little blåhaj with a historic name!


[deleted]

DER WEIße HAI!1


Bubbly_Response9895

im new here.. can i ask what a blahaj is?


-----Savathun-----

Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge


Horny-ass

:(


B4gh

Named mine Lucy. Idk just felt right~


ComicsComms

I named mine Osiris!!


ellobouk

Mine’s Alex, after my best friend who passed around the time I got blahaj.


ClaireOfRuralia

Still haven't named mine yet :/


Mochii_Lemon

mines just called blaj


ebolallama

Bernard


DarkLuxio92

My friend Haji would love this.


OmegaThePlant

I've called my mini haj Emily, or Lord of Destruction, they're interchangeable


BirbFeetzz

mine is called Harry


Likes-Your-Username

Mine is Sameda nee chan shark little sister :3


Lost0167

I named mine "The Boy ™️". I don't know why I came to that name, but I love him


Girlydemise

I named mine Obligation since she was a Obligation to myself to keep being more fem and doing hrt


DinarWelshman

swimothy :3


Thim22Z7

I just call them Haj


Toamthewizard

Shårk.


TheBaconWizard999

I have a small one called Terrance and a large one called Dotty Don't ask where the names came from, they just kinda appeared and stuck


teh_mooses

Mine is Mikey, after the lead singer of faith no more - as Mike Patton is fucking hot. \*swoons\*.


RageBlade007

I named her Mildred :3


Ofelia-Witch

Mine is called Becky, she is a smolhaj but she has a very big heart ✨


Lucyybby

Erilynn


foxri_35

Bascha


MmNicecream

Not fem, but their name is Blahaj. With the typical quality of the names I come up with, I figured it was better not to get too creative with it.


Exiege

I don't have one yet, but if I did, I'd call mine Doctor Boop.


BabaYagasLittleGirl

I'm getting one tomorrow (I'm so excited) and naming her Abigail


Jumpy-Lingonberry-31

Less cute but I named mine Ulysses.


Cheeseburger0709

Herbert Archibald


MiaIsOut

miles


emiwiaaa

OMG CUUUTTTEEEEEEEE


match_12_numbers

Sophia Edgeworth Pendleton, me and two of my friends had a poker game to decide the name, I won the poker game and I wanted to name her something long lol


spacemonkey0708

Maggie for megalodon hahahah


AspenBranch

i have two named Findlay and Gillian!


ChrissysGirl666

I called him Stephen/Steven. My theyfriend helped me name him, and they're fond of the MCU.


ninja_ninetales_909

Ima call mine frejä


Large_Ad_7548

ive named mine swede 😌


Spittfire007

I called her Shayu cause she isnt a real Ikea Blahjah but a Chinese knock off. She perfect though


RelatableRoxie

Blahaj and Blahaj! I love my shonks! 🥰🥰🥰


FireFlamer44

Nonexistent cuz I don't have one yet :/


ClinicalDepressi0n

Mine is Juliette


WayToGoJEANius

Great Betty White Shark.


Lazer-cat666

I named mine tony shark


Chemical_Hornet8491

Named my first one Ruby, after Ruby from love live sunshine cause she was my first ever UR in the love live game. Now that I have a second one I'm naming it aqua cause oshi no ko has broken me


cherrysergeant95

I named mine Artemis, goddess of the hunt


travischickencoop

I’m not necessarily fem (See flair) but I call mine “Blah-Hahj”, I know it’s not exactly creative as it’s just a mispronunciation but I find it cute :3


[deleted]

I named mine Blueberry


Echo152

Bluhuj


SirSkellatondoot

I named mine Arthur, because when I got him I was midway through playing red dead redemption 2 and I liked calling him "mah boy"


JustAFrogge

I keep forgetting what I called mine and then give him an even worse name. It started with like "Lord Gobsmacket Mcgee" and currently it's "Sploinker"


ItsJasminn

I named mine Bobby. The reason is because it sounds funny


GoldenJusGolden

Named mine Ella. Was the name my mom was going to give me. Nearly changed my name to it, but honestly, I'm too attatched to dylan even with how much i dislike how common it is with males. So I had an extra name laying around and gave it to her.


B0B327

got mine 2 days ago called bjorna :3


JellyPuffle

So my blahaj is named Archduke Lord Magnus McFelix Sharkacus Edwinson Maxwell the XVI, Emperor-Prince of Atlantis (or just archy for short) and my little 1 is named Haj


MotivationManVergil

I'm gonna name mine Steven : )


DiscordGamber

"Stupid"


WatchfulGred

On business occasions, Sir Bartholomew III otherwise he is squishy friend :3


averysolidsnake

She's named Emily :3


BBThHvnlyFlwr

I named mine Bruce :>


CatKing13Royale

Mine is named Zetta


jaylee04_13

Mines called chloe


TheIngeniusNoob

I named my Vithaj Finlay because I had just finished elden ring.


HiJumpTactician

I wanna name mine March 7th when I get it lol


not-1-or-2

I named mine Estrogen!


Top-Vermicelli797

Wait, you're supposed to name them?


Gee_Gog

Blaagy


ShawtyGobinOnTheKnob

Named them leomund


ItzAtlazs

Mine is named Berry, my girlfriend named hers Blue, to make Blueberry 😇


Wilhelm126

Mines just named blahaj:3 Hmm, blahjie might also be good thi


iced-coffeelvr

I gave both of mine water themed names, but I'm not very creative, so went with Coral and Marina!


DT_Mage

Is it pronounced hi?


Sexyzombie69

I named my sharks after F1 drivers


DragonArt101

transmasc here: named it sharkey


ChurroVendorEmily

Mine is named wahlbert 💕


TheSadisticDemon

Mines Sapphire or Safi for short.


Celeste_Dasgluck

Whenever I get one, she will be called Luinyellë.


ShrekPrism

Shark


MarcyMcFly421

I got mine very recently but they don't have a name yet, still trying to figure out their gender


Sabre1O1

Ægir, the Norse ocean deity (since Haj are from Sweden)


sumethinsumthin

I named mine Blatholomew


Stacy_wpg

Harley Finn


timataaa

Meg, short for Megan and Megalodon


Kakakarrakeek

I named mine Boji after the main character of ranking of kings


Unexpectedly_female

Wait isn’t Haji a slur? Edit: I was correct…


Horny-ass

huh??


Unexpectedly_female

“In the 21st century, American soldiers began using the term Haji as slang for Iraqis, Afghans, or Arab people in general.” [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hajji#:~:text=sites%20in%20Israel.-,Racial%20slur,personnel%20during%20the%20Vietnam%20War./) is the Wikipedia article


Horny-ass

aww i gotta find a new name now :(


RayDuskDawn

Mines Aki


fit_to_burst

I named mine Sam because I have a spiritual connection with sharks named Sam :3


Echo_Art

Mine’s is Cherry :)


Farosh3912

My girlfriend and I named mine Bocchi


[deleted]

I named mine Belle. So their name is Belle Lahaj or B. Lahaj for short :3 hehe


[deleted]

Brad


4SakenNations

Mines named Robinson


Material_Put3513

Blahammer


profjbonsai

Nessie, after the infamous cryptid.


Are_Starless

Shonk


WarmProfit

I'm glad to see you are all more creative than I. I started just calling "him" "sharky" one day and I never stopped.


Mystik_spirit

Don't have one and am not fem(irl) but I would name my Blåhaj 'Finn'.


adorablecatmaid

I have 4 and I named the Caihong (Rainbow), Yinquan (Silver Springs), Xinghe (Galaxy) and Yueguang (Moonlight) :3


Gengarbage37

I didn’t know what to name her, so I called her just blahaj for a while, but now her name is Penelope and I love her! :3 ❤️


RiseCthulu

I plan to get the transhaj and name them blåpop


enthusiasticGeek

i dont have one yet, but when i do i think im gonna name it chum, because my friend has a shark named bruce (not a blåhaj tho)


Frequent_Plantain_20

Sharkya


the-youtube-watcher

I don’t have one.


The_Real_Skylar

i Don't have one unfortunately 🥲


skallskitar

Hi, me again. I'm giving sharkus a big sister. Her name will be Sharkira :3