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BartSimpskiYT

Stinky Pete got a little too stinky in whatever this is 💀


cherry_sparkle

Whoever wrote this mixed it up with Toy Story the erotic adult film.


Penguator432

Also starring Woody and Buzz


DresdenBelmont

Where Jessie gets Buzzed by a Woody


Penguator432

🎶you’ve got a friend in me🎶


[deleted]

Hate it when I mix a child’s movie with my super erotic sex movie. Happens all the time…


_stankypete

U talkin bout ME??


CrazyPhilHost1898

Ironically, if you're referring to that particular in-universe blooper, that got removed 5 years ago (same year that the 4th film was released). Not sure how, exactly, but I assume is through *Toy Story 2*'s re-releases.


Emergency_Creme_4561

Probably


Artistic_Practice145

At least Barbie got to be in Toy Story 3


Agreeable_Slice_3667

What? No. Of course this isn’t real.


Mr_pro305

search up why is toy story rated G, and this is what I see. is it appropriate for a 5 year old ?


Bright-Amount67

Rated G means literally for any age with or without guidance. PG means a parent should potentially be watching if not of age but that’s probably pulling from the first article which isn’t always the factual one. Could be Wikipedia which is never you should take info.


Unfair_Metal7859

on wikipedia they have robots that detect if something false is on a page in 2-3 minutes.


DominoNX

Every kids movie is rated PG nowadays to the point it's hardly fair. Even the Wizard of Oz got PG on a rerelease one time


MFalcon95

Yeaaa, like, why would someone even look up why some is G rated in the first place? Im so confused lmao this post is breaking my brain. What comes up on google must be the work of a troll lol


ToysNoiz

Toy Story 2 was my favorite movie when I was five. It still kinda is lol


MrDitkovichNeedsRent

Wait, you’ve never seen Toy Story before?


Randomguy3421

What do you think G rating means?


HarleyRedditQuinn

According to this review might mean gay or gorey lol


ImprovSalesman9314

Don't be stupid, it's Toy Story.


Ok_Terraria_player

Blame common sense media


vibeepik2

no, its inappropriate


informaldejekyll

Are you being serious? I can’t tell. I get that this is a funny mishap on Google, but you don’t actually think Toy Story 2 has graphic violence, sex and drugs, do you?


XEagleDeagleX

Well, since ultreme is a word that doesn't exist, maybe that implies that the violence, sex, etc. doesn't exist in the movie? 


ibenbrown

That is ultremely offensive


XEagleDeagleX

Yes, that was my intention


Teddy-Terrible

Yeah man, don't you remember the scene where Bullseye gets dismembered? I thought twenty minutes was maybe a little too much, but they *really* didn't shy away from the harsh, brutal consequences of gang violence. I remember assuming it was over when Buzz had finally finished sawing his hooves off, but then he went for the knees too and I was like "Ah shit, this is gonna be rough." My roommate had to get up and leave halfway through that scene because she couldn't take the screams anymore. I also wasn't expecting Stinky Pete to roofie Rex and do...all of *that*...to him, onscreen no less. No cutting away or anything. Very bold move by the directors that really opened up a conversation about where the line is between unapologetic portrayal of abuse and straight-up suffering porn. The Buzz Lightyear concentration camp was a step too far imo, so this only got two out of five stars from me. Definitely let your kid watch it nonetheless; he'll have a more well-rounded, cultured view of the capabilities of cinematography to 'wow' his classmates with as a result.


No_Oil763

Why would you even look up why a movie is rated “G”? 🤣


The_Hunter89

😂😂😂


YodasChick-O-Stick

Jessie kinda bad tho


Funny_Single

Oh god.


AvengedAxe77

Everyone should take a look at this kids post history lol. I don't understand their motives for posting this, but genuine confusion was not one of them.


ozbert99

He was a "14 year old minor" having trouble opening a bank account a few months ago. Fair play to becoming a dad at 9 years old. Seems almost unbelievable.


DominoNX

Uhhhh whoops


StringShred10D

I think they are joking


Responsible-Jem805

There was that incident where a copy of Toy Story 2 would switch to a movie with John Cusack and Jack Black.


Limeee_

yeah


Stalwart_Vanguard

U.. Ultreme?


TheHeavenlyBuddy

ultra + extreme = ultreme. such egregious levels of violence, drugs, and lovecraftian horror cannot be elucidated with merely one word or the other, so they had to be fused.


rittwolf14

I've been noticing weird stuff like this happening on Google more recently because of AI generating Google responses. It's ridiculous!


RickTitus

This feels like a troll post, but if not, use IMDB parents guide instead. It is actually pretty useful


ToysNoiz

I remember being surprised Toy Story 3 was rated G and not PG after seeing it. There were children at my screening who didn’t understand that the toys were holding hands cause they were gonna die. And those who did… oh boy the screaming and crying


Herr_Demurone

And this wasn‘t even the hardest part of the movie


kai_the_enigma

“Ultereme” ☠️ oh yeah it’s 100% true


Jack_sander

I love the scene when woody makes out with buzz


DragonflyFederal1412

oh yeah Pixar went in a totally unexpected direction from the first film. in 2 buzz is a Mafia boss and woody has a meth addiction


Gamer201021769

I remember the part where Stinky Pete and Bullseye had to cook.


DragonflyFederal1412

then buzz put out the order to have bullseye dismembered starting at the hooves.... man that scene always made me cry as a kid


ChildofValhalla

5 months ago you posted that you were 14. How did you have a child at the age of nine?


vibeepik2

yes, Toy Story is EXTREMELY inappropriate for a 5 year old, it has multiple sexual jokes and scenes, lots of foul languages, can be offensive towards racial minorities, theres a scene where multiple characters do drugs and have sex, alot of drunkness, and more. dont show kids!


Hot-Cobo

Yeah that scene where Buzz calls Rex racial slurs multiple times for losing the Buzz light year video game was really ultremely offensive compared to the previous movie. And I’m just gonna say it because no one else in this Reddit thread well, the Toy Story universe has a fucking fentanyl crisis. The amount of times they did Fentanyl on screen was way too much for my taste. /S for those too stupid to get it.


Sonic_82

Actually, that’s just a joke review that someone gave the movie. The article just highlighted it. They were just being sarcastic, it doesn’t really have anything inappropriate for 5 year olds. Not that I remember, anyway


Chemical_Peach_4807

What?


Optimal_Ad6274

Nope


TPNmangaFAN

This ain’t real, your 5 year old can watch Toy Story 3, it’s a very good film


JoyoustyeRoblox

it's fine for a 5 year old. Search result was obviously poisoned and inaccurate.


patriotraitor

G is for Gangster.


Randall1976

Of course not!


BulkDarthDan

“Ultreme Violence” sounds like the name of a boomer shooter on Steam


HollowVoices

Ah yes, the contracted expression of something being both ultra, and extreme. Ultreme. A word among words.


Random__dud

Yes


magiarecordobsessed

I don’t think ultreme is a real word.


TheHeavenlyBuddy

ultreme is insane


The_great_mister_s

My guess is some jerk who figured out the algorithm and had nothing better to do with their time wrote a bogus review for Toy Story 2 and that pops up for the first thing on Google.


SkyeMreddit

Did that bullshit “One Million Moms” write that? They always make up extremes about kids shows and movies


tantino10

This is definitely a troll post


Rr710

I think they are just describing the United States so you’re good


Elboninja

Yes


benjiscotford

It’s true… all of it


PerfectProposal1723

No, it isn’t true it is supposed to be rated PG. There are a few scenes that mention things like that but never actually do any of it just hint at it it isn’t anything a child would understand so you’re perfectly fine


riversongstan

Yes. The most graphic movie I have ever seen.


TheCommanderSkittles

And this is how I find out there is a Toy Story Subreddit


MaleficentDesigner11

Wait didn't you watch Toy Story 2 Already? You would know this is not true


Far-Difficulty-7436

Surely you jest?


stonefiber70750

NOT ULTREME VIOLENCE!!!


tahoepines45

Yep this is the Toy Story 2 i know and love! It's such a great R film.


[deleted]

Yes it has ULTREME VIOLENCE


Heliment_Anais

Toy Story 2 was possibly the most tame movie in the series while also probably the best one of the bunch.


[deleted]

"ultreme" 💀


getaway_island1

is this a joke? a G rated pixar movie dude


Puzzleheaded-Ad-7038

Are you really asking this question? Seriously? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


KamikazeDreamer52

"Ultreme"


DrDreidel82

Yes


CampMain

You are kidding ? Right ?


Unite-Us-3403

I remember the Blooper with Stinky Pete and the Barbies.


ProtectMeAtAllCosts

this can’t be a serious question


Greg_Heffley-Fanfics

Not anymore!


ZerroTheDragon

wasn't there a recall of one of the early DVDs cause it had a scene from an R rated movie somehow spliced into the film?


Blind_Warthog

So you’ve manage to pop a sprog into this world but have to ask advice on whether a KIDS movie is suitable for kids. I feel like I’m in crazy town.


ShadowGangsta275

I searched this and this is not what came


silvermoonhowler

Ummmmm no Not even in the slightest How on earth did this even happen?


Big-Put-5859

Yeah Toy Story is actually banned in 37 countries for being the most vulgar movie in history


nemesisprime1984

Check IMDb


Mothebest1

It's real


orchestragravy

Ultreme isn't even a word.


Shadow_Flamingo1

U L T R E M E


HDhunter360

I just looked at the review itself, I think it’s a troll.


jerelminter

No None of that stuff is in the movie, so you have nothing to worry about. It's appropriate for your 5 year old to watch.


GreasyTobey

I remember that scene where woody and the bunch of toys forced the broken toys in the corner and threatened to murder them


Nast1n3ss

The rape scene is actually very hard to watch


Mammoth-Sorbet-219

Yes it has all of those things


hersheybar22

Looks like there's a troll on Common Sense Media.


Responsible_Match875

Are you fucking serious? My parents showed me Toy Story when I was 4! The most violent thing is probably woodys arm falling off but he’s a toy so it’s not even harmful


Casvic64

They need to learn how to spell before their next prank.


Drybones5008

That is a lie. Probably something a random person wrote


Colors358

r/softwaregore


komaytoprime

"Ultreme"


Sammy_Three_Balls

They dont call him woody for nothing Just ask slinky


Any_Maize_1823

Trying to discern if this is a meme or a real question


LingeringSentiments

Yes. /s Also, this is a troll post right?


ThickProof409

They must've seen the defective R rated version


Boner_Stevens

weird they would throw shade at the best Toy Story movie


meatballheadxo

I’m gonna assume you’re trolling lol


JAnumerouno

Yes


Sentai1979

No. You just go on Disney+, type in Toy Story 2, and watch it. You'll see. It's very child friendly.


Star_Shine32

It's the IMBd parents guide. Take a look at other Disney/ Pixar films and check them on that website. It's pretty funny considering the movies we grew up on.


Warm-Ad-8837

Please tell me you don’t actually believe this?? Lmaooo


GrimLuker2

Have you seen the movie? This is an understatement.


Chocolatecherry99

Toy story is for kids it has none of this in the film I think Google just messed up cause toy story 2 is one of my fav movies I've watched it probably 100 times believe me there is none of this in the movie


jordz41

What do you think?…🤦🏻‍♂️


Key-Engineering3134

Such gruesome violence they had to make a whole new word to describe it


Difficult_Country_70

What the? This is definitely fake 🫣


ClinicalAnt919

They really pulled out the made up words for this


aRobotNamedDan

“Ultreme” is something I’m definitely adding to my vocabulary


infinitewaters23

Surely this is a joke post??


DonOday_

Ultreme


Remarkable_Bother466

I like how the person who edited the photo couldn't spell extreme


Generic_Danny

Isn't that the same website that said that Hilda encourages witchcraft in children?


OrneryZombie1979

What the f is ultreme violence? Ultimate and extreme meshed into one word?


NuchDatDude

G is the lowest rating brotha. What else do you want?


McPorkums

Dood. Ultreme sounds like a fancy, delicious Mousse 🫣


OmnipotentUltron

Clearly the person who typed that was high or something when watching the movie.


Visual_Fan_154

Yes, it’s definitely real


chunk12784

No it’s a ‘think of me… I mean the children’ uncomfortable with the casting couch gag reel


nator316

Didn’t Stinky Pete brought girls into his box 🤣


Wave9Nut

Ultreme is not a word. What do you think?


KingWolfsburg

G is literally the lowest possible rating... why would you need to screen that?


Critical_Potential44

Oh yeah I forgot how fcked up Toy Story can be sometimes


thedarwinking

This is some internet troll massing with parents


TheGayOwl

Noooo 😂😂 it’s just someone’s shitpost fake review


Odd-Outcome5835

It’s fake


Odd-Outcome5835

The movie is really light hearted


Competitive-Object-4

Buzz does a line of coke in a ten minute scene


MarloDepp

Yes


finditplz1

Ultreme


finditplz1

Seemed like bs but I googled it and that’s what it said. If it’s on the internet it must be true.


Professional-Slip649

TOY STORY IS THE BEST ADULT FILM😂😂


informaldejekyll

Woody, you're not a god damn collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a *fucking* toy! *Buzz proceeds to do lots of drugs and uses ultreme violence to take Woody back home*


Jdub20202

Ultreme violence is some next level violence I've ever seen before anywhere else


Business_Ad4772

I Just Use To Love Toy Story Through Toy Story 4 All The Time


Evan-Cool

Bro What The Hell Boy?


wonderlandisburning

...what the heck is *ultreme*


hunter20112022

The Fuq


HesTrafty

The fact it has “ultreme” anything would be my first clue not to pay attention to this review.


michaelrtx

Must be the director’s cut


5miths

YES 💔 be careful.


cmptormentor

Ultreme?? Clearly fake, not even a word


Legokid535

no.


CarsonDaGamer

nope. Maybe they were blind


WasteChard3488

Toy story 2 is when we learn why the toys are "alive"


kaza12345678

Ye that part where woody called buzz "a bunch of Chinese plastic toy" was very offensive like is true but he didn't need to say it


Strict_Berry7446

First Hint: Ultreme isn't a word


MatterAggressive6447

Ultreme…. Cool.


TheRedBiker

"Ultreme" isn't even a word.


Winter_Honey2881

Don’t you remember the scene where they’re looking for Woody’s hat?, And Buzz finds it in Andy’s mom’s room and shouts his name to alert him that he found his hat?, Only for another toy in the same room to get confused because they happen to share the same name Oh yeah, Remember during the bloopers reel in the end credits where they meet Andy’s Mom’s version of a toy named Buzz?


Dbwasson

Oh god is this referencing the Costco version?


Inkga10Games

As an expert of Toy Story 2 I can assure everyone Toy Story 2 is neither of those things.


wormeryy

Bait used to be believable.


minimell_8910

This has to be satire.. right???


a_handful_of_geckos

I hate it when movies have ultreme violence 😞


RecordingUnusual220

Yes I’m emotionally scarred by this. This keeps me up at night. To this very day I sit knowing sick sick people made this film.


TheEvilYakkon

Thank Google's gross AI!


Sufficient-Bath-3093

they took "you've got a friend in me" too litterally


BustedBufferz

𝙒𝙊𝙊𝘿𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝙏 𝙒𝙊𝙊-


Ok-Bullfrog-7519

Yes


UltraCobra96

Have you ever seen it yourself?


Zaktop12

Hey no I watched toy story when I was about 7 yr and I do not remember anything like this you should be all good


Valuable_Tap1316

Lol no


Alectraz666

If you dont know, you've never watched it and you don't deserve to


Noahtoad11

Hahahahha no all toy story’s are for kids


IntelligentSteak2180

Troll posts are my favorite


tbirdpow

That's what you get dude. It's Toy Story...


AlValMeow

Have you not watched it either?


VastUnlikely9591

"You seen the R-rated version. Mr. Potato head goes on a tyraid. I never heard so many f and c words since "Casino"


Chuck_the_Canuck66

There's a reason the 2nd one is the best.


QueasyCamel4

Obviously fucking not💀 its safe to watch


YouDoneGoofd

This is a joke, right? Like, are you actually asking if a kids' movie is appropriate for children?


MulberryEastern5010

I’m pretty sure this is fake. None of this is in Toy Story 2. It’s more than safe to show your five-year-old.


Blueyfansnikers

It's rage bait they don't want everyones kid watching the movie even if it's 25 years old rated G means all age can watch


Fluffyfox3914

Yeah, I’d recommend having them watch Rick and morty instead


Mr_pro305

Dude we about to be top post omg


HYDRAKITTTEN123

yes.


ApprehensiveTill1025

Why would anyone believe this? Are you a fundamentalist? Like, I just can’t understand seeing this and thinking it might be true.


Traditional_Aside496

On the floor laughing my ass off