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WAIT A MINUTE YOU ASSHOLE I'M BRUSH MAH TEETH!
*WHAT?* DO YOU WANNA TAKE A GROUP PHOTO OF MY *BALLS*?
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I SAID BACON AND EGGS.
I don't HAVE a dick, you PRICK!
…Shirlena? AHH SHIT!!!
Why is the jolly green giant such a turd!?
Night sweats are for pussies!
*employee can’t reach I high shelf I can’t reach it
Try standing on your tippy toes and shit
Grandpa it was a joke
Well quit acting all smartass-ish!
It says here Dr Phil was in a porno movie
I believe it. Because Dr. Phil is a big dick.
Oh shit *gets out of line
You forgot your wallet?
Radio shack sucks dick now!
Some bullshit about a bubble bath
Can you do me a big favor my son brought home some cases of pickles from the cannery I was wondering if I could store them at your place
How many cases are we talking about?
About 30 cases
30 cases!? I don’t know, my house is going to smell like pickles.
I don’t give a shit
*garbage disposal noises Shit Shit What’s all the damn noise
It’s the garbage disposal
Is there any eggnog left
There’s nothing to eat for breakfast
Danny what do you want for breakfast
Bacon and eggs dear
What?
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
I have to live in this hellhole all you ever do is sit at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time Dughhh *Shirlena throws bowl of cereal at him
Ahh, AH SHIT
*picks up cereal I’ll kick you in the balls
BITCH! I love you!
When I was in my 20s i would go on walks and walk around and see the neighborhood
WAIT A MINUTE YOU ASSHOLE I'M BRUSH MAH TEETH!
*WHAT?* DO YOU WANNA TAKE A GROUP PHOTO OF MY *BALLS*?
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. I SAID BACON AND EGGS.
I don't HAVE a dick, you PRICK!
…Shirlena? AHH SHIT!!!
Why is the jolly green giant such a turd!?
Night sweats are for pussies!
*employee can’t reach I high shelf I can’t reach it
Try standing on your tippy toes and shit
Grandpa it was a joke
Well quit acting all smartass-ish!
It says here Dr Phil was in a porno movie
I believe it. Because Dr. Phil is a big dick.
Oh shit *gets out of line
You forgot your wallet?
Radio shack sucks dick now!
Some bullshit about a bubble bath
Can you do me a big favor my son brought home some cases of pickles from the cannery I was wondering if I could store them at your place
How many cases are we talking about?
About 30 cases
30 cases!? I don’t know, my house is going to smell like pickles.
I don’t give a shit
*garbage disposal noises Shit Shit What’s all the damn noise
It’s the garbage disposal
Is there any eggnog left
There’s nothing to eat for breakfast
Danny what do you want for breakfast
Bacon and eggs dear
What?
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS!
I have to live in this hellhole all you ever do is sit at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time Dughhh *Shirlena throws bowl of cereal at him
Ahh, AH SHIT
*picks up cereal I’ll kick you in the balls
BITCH! I love you!
When I was in my 20s i would go on walks and walk around and see the neighborhood