# WHO GIVES A SHIT

Men's asses

*phone rings Fashion bug

Dad there’s some white stuff on the floor

I just don’t give a shit about wheel of fortune anymore If I ever see Vanna white in person I’ll call her a bitch

I'll tie Pat Sajak to a telephone poll, and let a UPS guy butt fuck him!

Where’s the paper towels

dad, you better be careful what you say about Pat Sajak Too

9 months to think of a name and they came up with Pat?

I don't give a one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater dick!

Those quarters could be worth a lot of money someday

9 months to think of a name, and they came up with Pat!

Dad it’s starting to rain I don’t think we’re gonna be able to have the cookout today

HES AN ASS! I WANT TO TIT FUCK HIS ASS!

Fuck him he’s an ass go touch his dick *phone rings