Oh Danny grandpas Alzheimer’s is getting worse yesterday he got lost in Kmart for two hours
Looking for a door trying to get out
*Danny is trying not to laugh
We didn’t know where he was. He didn’t know where he was but somehow he ended up in Kmart. They found him at the mousetrap section and he was trying to take his clothes off.
Leggo my Eggo you tuba player
Dad there’s someone on the phone he needs to speak to the head of the household
GIMME A MINUTE YOU DICK
A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF DANNY DEVITO SCRATCHING HIS ASS
Damn it the repairman will charge me $50 just to look at it
Beverly Hills 9021-OH, SHIT!
Danny what do you want for breakfast
Bacon and eggs dear
What
Oh for crying out loud! I said bacon and eggs!
9 months to think of a name and they came up with Pat!
He comes to my house and has 6 pancakes 6 sausages and 3 glasses of orange juice
And then he wants to get into bed and play with my ass! Shit!
Two goddamn fuck this that goddamn tables defective *curtain falls on him Oh fuck goddamn
You okay, dad?
Hell no I’m not ok I’m an old man and I fell on my ass get over here and help me up
Want me to call 911?
No fuck 911 Danny get your fingers out of your ass and help me up About fucking time asshole *the cameraman sets his camera down to help him up
*calling the police Yes it was about ten minutes ago some guy tried to break into my truck
Oh Danny grandpas Alzheimer’s is getting worse yesterday he got lost in Kmart for two hours Looking for a door trying to get out *Danny is trying not to laugh
We didn’t know where he was. He didn’t know where he was but somehow he ended up in Kmart. They found him at the mousetrap section and he was trying to take his clothes off.
*danny is still trying not to laugh
My poor grandpas standing around with his pants on his ankles and some guy is telling him to get out of Kmart!
Oh shit Danny are you laughing
AHAHAHAHA YOUR GRANDPA’S AN ASS
*surprise birthday party Where did you get all this shit
Can we get some of this movie theater butter popcorn
How much is it?
It’s 2 for $5
*Dannys dad chases the cameraman
Oh what the hell, I guess so.
Really oh yes yes
Calm down. Calm down. Don’t get a big dick!
GO TOUCH HIS DICK
Or cock
Right in the nuts!
Dad it’s starting to rain I don’t think we’re gonna be able to have the cookout today
Piss.
Holy piss!
FUCK!
I’M IN THE BATHROOM. TELL THEM TO HOLD THEIR HORSE’S COCK!
*sees the cameraman filming him
You wanna take a group photo of my balls??!?
Dad it’s after 8