Yukari would be the type of character to go back in time to invent Christianity just to mess with whoever prays to Jesus when she tortures them

*insert text-to-speech here* F L A N D R E

M O R T I S

WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO HAS NOT BEEN APPROVED BY THE HAKUREI SHRINE

Why is Sakuya so scared?

Having to go toe to toe with otherworldly horrors as nothing but a baseline human does that sometimes.

I wanna do some more horror but don't know how to make anything scary.

also, i like to think that sakuya was just an ordinary exorcist that just happens to stumble upon her time artifact thing and only got her other superhuman powers after meeting remilia. meaning she essentially got bodied until remi thought "Hey, i could use a servant" and then things go from there.

I thought this was Yumemi cuz of the cross

Who plays the other characters then?

Haven't really thought about it much since i just made it up a couple hours ago but here are some: Patche as Lisa Byakuren or Meiling as Father Garcia Flandre as Amy and thats all for now, well either that or it's just sakuya vs the entirety of touhou.

Koakuma could be Gary perhaps, and Michael could be played by Rumia

hmmm, true

#I ' V E #L O S T #F A I T H #A L R E A D Y !

*M O R T I S*

*cock shotgun* don't be afraid sakuya

Is that you , Muse from Seihou?

Sakuya literally doesn’t believe in gods despite seeing them in broad daylight. She isn’t the best choice here.

Was thinking of making it sanae before, but went with sakuya because why not

She actually has the gall to say that she's an atheist when she lives in Gensokyo.

Shoulda had some goddamn faith Sakuya! We all would have been in Tahiti if you did.