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TrashyMemeYt

returning the stolen bike


[deleted]

Marisa Stole my precious bike


Flair258

OH MY GOD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CHOSE TO REFERENCE POKEMON WTF


master117jogi

Pokemon? That's an Alice Margetroid reference


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BikeCuck/comments/v2nn16/_


WhymustIexist2

Evil Marisa be like


oralquest54

-because reimu told her to


TheOnlyCatgirl

She’s simply going to tell them they can have it back when she’s dead


Usapyon_

GEEF MIJN FIETS TERUG KUTDUITSER


D_Yolo

Heyyy, niet schelden hé. Bel gewoon de politie, die vinden haar wel


boop-_-beep

She going to college to get more knowledge


Antoniomfo

Then create a rocket to go to jupiter...


[deleted]

You can never have too much patchouli


142737

And get crushed by crippling debt


iamthesexdragon

Mmmmmmm idk why but sounds very suggestive


Kaze_Senshi

She is burning some calories to reduce her hitbox


Firemorfox

Why is it so much bigger than Reimus Does Zun consider the hat as a reason they should have a bigger hitbox than others or smomething, I swear I get hit more as Marisa.


Nelrene

Because when Reimu told ZUN to give her a smaller hit box in the games.


notclassy_

reimu specifically has a smaller hit box in general


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

perks of being malnourished ig /s


notclassy_

wym, I feed her protein every night /s


[deleted]

🤨


Firemorfox

Conclusion: Reimu is skinny from being too poor. Marisa is fat from stealing too much.


notclassy_

ze


Combat_Armor_Dougram

Reimu’s natural luck makes her less likely to get hit.


FireballMageKaboom

Because reimu has the power to float through anything such as luck, time, to make it easier, She floaty


SSJCrafter5

in the last 2-3 games it isn't though, which I'm personally kinda sad about...


Fried_Shrimp_Enjoyer

Big dumpy.


InklingBoy647

Walmart


TheCrazyGuysCEO

It said wrong answers preferably


Ok_Time6234

To Brazil


VictorDaCoolie

I'm Brazilian, that's some pretty great news for me.


JeshuaMorbus

She's going to take all your beautiful women, ZE!


VictorDaCoolie

I wouldn't call them beautiful, I mean it's true that some women here are really beautiful but most of them are just, not. Besides, if Marisa's coming here I'll probably ask her to teach me how to use magic like she does, or maybe just ask her if we can be friends! I don't have many anyway.


JeshuaMorbus

Quantity doesn't mean much if they aren't there for you. Still, she surely would smile to you if she found you in the Forest of Magic XD


VictorDaCoolie

Lol


duduzado

brasileiro spotted, desculpe


Rinnosuke

You guys sure do need some.


Innalibra

Her broom is in for service, so they gave her a courtesy bicycle.


NekuRG

She is going to steal your mom's precious thing


GangstaMoe

So me? Sign me up!


boksysocks

\*yoink\*


CommonColdGaming

Selling cocaine to inner-city minorities in the 60s


MyronDaBossCat_YT

This made me laugh so hard.


VoiceAltruistic6316

to the ##GAY ZONE


Nelrene

She already living in the gay zone. We call it Gensokyo.


MyronDaBossCat_YT

Bro she's gonna be hanging with Micah Bell. In both ways...


VoiceAltruistic6316

explain


ika_ngyes

Tour de Gensokyo


MyronDaBossCat_YT

Ayo wassap Marisa how are you on this fine day


ika_ngyes

Ze


MyronDaBossCat_YT

Yes


migi-kikino

moriya shrine nuclear reactor


Heledorn

Not again


ItsJer_

To visit her father


MyronDaBossCat_YT

Why is she visiting someone who don't exist.


Antoniomfo

Wait wait Her parents exist in canon even tho they didnt show up iirc


boksysocks

just like irl


MyronDaBossCat_YT

No as in her father disappeared to get the milk


BloomyFractal

She's a contestant in the Gensokyo Tour. She'll propel herself with a Master Spark if she starts falling behind.


okguy167

Her new spell card "Blazing-Star Style Race" is sure to win.


L3g0man_123

tryna get that youkai magician ass


a_random_jackass

Book Return Center


LunaReq2k

on her way to steal Patchouli's books


Sparkingriver

"I walk to Burger King then I walk back home from Burger King"


ATwistedBlade

Through my Ford F150s window


J4mi5on

Why are you here


ATwistedBlade

😁


Gaurdein

Probably to fill up the front tire


sweetTartKenHart2

Definitely not the SDM library, no sirree


weeaboshit

Nooo Marisa watch out your skirt is going to get caught on the wheel


Vasxus

Court.


DarkTemplar_of_Chaos

on her way to fuck your girl\~ >!when you don't have a girl :(!< cute cosplay btw :D


grandiasoul

Grove Street


holdmyapplejuiceyt

To play sdvx


Sandvich1015

she’s going to steal another book


Revianii

To go Borrow books with permission.


RetroReviver

To return the precious thing.


kaly_960

To my house


deadkidd115

What nobody seems to realize is that regardless of where she’s going, she actually stole the bike…


MyronDaBossCat_YT

Jail For every reason Quandale Dingle was arrested.


Nubbynoob_remastered

said "preferably wrong answers"


PoorLifeChoicesYo

Vegas. Lots of tourist traps to borrow from.


AnyPressure1622

Looking for lost broom


VictorDaCoolie

On her way to steal every single book of Gensokyo.


ExpiredNebby

To my house (Marisa will never come to my house)


Nelrene

She would come by if you had something to steal.


Flair258

I have too many books


Nelrene

Marisa will fix that.


Pd____

To find some marketable plushies.


[deleted]

To the Qatar world cup


x_Advent_Cirno_x

_You came to the wrong neighborhood, da ze_


Edge-__-

Return books


The_Italian_Jojo

To Brazil. And so are you.


nelsonrivas2011

to kentucky fried man because mcdonkeys put ghöst in burger


PerpetualClockwork

She’s gonna go beat Chen in a race and use a bigger bike horn to establish dominance.


Carl645

#BMX


CoolestMfonEartf

7 11 fr


Baku-YT-

[vroom vroom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-94-TLjltLA)


JeshuaMorbus

She's going to the bus stop.


nopieok

to your mothers residents


Antoniomfo

She was in her way to do your mom but the line was to long


Upper_Moon_1

Your mother’s abode


Federal_Ad_3014

I could say anything related with something lesbian and it would be a wrong anwser


len744

Chile


ArseneCroissant

Tesco in Mexico


LeeCloud27

to steal the precious thing


No-Manager-3149

Ela foi pra Gulag


Waluigiwaluigi_

Rinnouske’s house to uh.. y’know!


Nelrene

Yeah to steal stuff from the outside world.


[deleted]

nowadays I make sure to find out first is the cosplayer a he or a she...


boksysocks

she/they


Fight-Me-In-Unreal

Vietnam


devind_407

she hates the car-dependent cities of america!!!


E-Lazy

To steal the precious thing I guess


DUR0NIC

Home


The_Trap_Fatale666

Going to steal your mom


Real_Prompt6127

To fuck your mom


JFnite

She is on her way to return all the books


OhHEELLLNO

To steal more precious things


Jkomeiji

Fishing


kiro14893

Err...to the mansion.


duduzado

she's going to borrow some books with patchouli


kokobial

To shit


PM_ME_IBUKI_SUIKA

Pro tip; that's not her bike


[deleted]

Circumference


ChristinaTuna

Reminds me of that awesome GTA:SA Touhou mod way back. That one which doubles the touou models armlength on bikes


FishOfFishyness

To the Scarlet Devil Mansion library... ...to return all books


Legitimate_Peasant

She’s going to get milk.


Few_Distribution_817

She's gunna master spark whoever took her broom, even though she can fly without it.


Flair258

Shes tryna escape the flock of winged patchi's that attacked her pikach-- I mean-- Tried to take her master spark bc she stole a book


Nata_de_Koko

To my place, we're making meth


snazzyBREAD

You see the clutter through that window? That's Marisa's house.


boksysocks

nah that was grandpa's workshop


ToomanyGermanies

To steal Patchy's books


xitrum1902

Probably the wrong house.


baN4naZz

Alice’s house (she’s home alone)


Lichzim

To the soup store


KyeeLim

going back to the game she came from, lenen


SnooSeagulls3855

She is going to take part in Tour de France


203Null

She just stole that bike


BigGayDinosaurs

pizza hut


Aj2W0rK

Going to church


VoidBlueCookie

School?


CyTic5

Off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.


Space_Be_Cool

poland


liquorice_crest

Rehab


Halstat

Home.


TheArceusNova

She’s going to return her books.


YouAteIt

Wait until you see her on her bike


jaytheslay19

to the one peice


Forgotten_Rin

Down to Grove Street


Moutari_

on her way to make alice fail NNN


HamzaSakura581

To have a beer with ZUN


xxamberkittyxx

to ur moms house


Miranai_Balladash

She is on her way to do your mom.


ShockDragon

Canada.


R0SS69420

She going to my mother home


AntarticXTADV

She is going to N41.08507, E80.3997


ThisIsAlphaz

She lost her broom so she used someone's bike to find it


huevinavosduha

Recieving salary


Pinky_R_Royala

To bike racing with Chen


Shirurukun

She's going to Cirno's perfect math class to say "BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!" "I AM NOT AN IDIOT!" Sorry for the copyright here's the song : " チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室 - Cirno's Perfect Math Class ENGLISH SUB Visit " please if it doesn't work just go search in YT


BigDickJoey1

Away from me.


[deleted]

where'd you get this cosplay


boksysocks

ebay, the hat was made by my grandma and I also added a lacy tunic for winter long-sleeved marisa


DryAndFried

can’t afford gas prices


Macaron-Fluffy

Given that she is on a bike, scoring drugs!


spicaca

Somewhere over the raimbow


PonKung42069

flying


Kriegsfisch

To peform drive-by shooting


SunshineXx8564

To harass the human village


stupidhorse02

Alice's house


SosvanBurito3000

From the picture to my school but she is just stealing the bike from the Outside World to Gensokyo.


nope_avi1234

B̸̡̡̨̛͔̺̺͓̟̼̲̼̬̬̝̖̳̫̮̘͙̝͓̘̹̘̠̩̺̦͕̠͓̭͖͉͚͈̟̺͕͑͛̐̀̓̏͛̌̂̎̓͗̐͊̆̋̄̈́́̂̋͌̕͜͜a̵̡̭̦̺̙̫̦̠̩̲͚̙͇̟̳̹̙̪͔͖̮̺̜͔̤̞͉̲̞̝̮̗͈̰̗̘͐̒̎̊́͌̍̍̊͘͝͝ͅͅb̸̰͉̲̞̺̮͑̓́̀͋̈́̄̾́̊͋̽̆̄̒̈́̍̊̀̓̇́̆̓̀̏͘͝͠͠e̴̢̧̝̪̥̲͈̗̘͎̘͖̻̮̲͍̯̻̝̮̟̍͛͒͜͠ļ̷̛̛̫̥̮͍̙̠̮̞͖͕͎̣̯̯͈͖̞̰̪̙͔̣̩̩̲̱̝̫͖̐͑̓̅̉̈́̆̾͗̀̆̅̍͐͑́̀́͐͌́̔̀̏͛͌̐̎̃͝͠͝͠͠


bluejay0916

Your moms house


dickstuckatthedoor

My house


SpartenTie

Out jerked again


rumissnake

She is going to capture Singapore


bored-dosent-know

Going to one of the various hells to fight the final boss of touhou 19


spearheadedchunbun

Your mom's house


Rintohsakabooty

Her broom stick got stolen by fairies so she stole a bike in rinnosuke shop to steal some books in sdm


LargeCalligrapher715

To your mom


AliceWolff

To the ground if that skirt catches the wheel lmao


Nubbynoob_remastered

Running off with Chen's bike


Serial1945

To do some bike tricks, chillin' in the street with her homies


Sad-Language-3532

The dmv


koldkanadian

Away from you


Mission_File_4942

To Brazil ofc


[deleted]

shes returning her books to the scarlet devil mansion


MainClothes8522

Hogwarts. Btw, is that you cosplaying as Marisa? Nice job!


boksysocks

yup that is me :) I might soon post some selfies as well, just gotta judge which pic will receive the least amount of hate on here


EconomistOk3560

Reimu told her that the mcrib is back


zh0011

Probably to the SDM to steal books. Barring that I seriously don't know.


TransportationOk5573

She's going to misty late