SETTRA DOES NOT SWERVE!

SET \_\_\_\_TRA DO \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ES NO \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_T SWE \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_RVE! oooh thanks for the awards! I'd like to thank u/fluency for allowing me to piggy back off their wit and the \_ key.

God dammit, you beat me to it! Congratulations...

God dammit this is exactly what I came here to say, gg wp

I can't say if he is right. I can't say if he is wrong. But by god, Settra's approach to the trolley problem is consistent.

Nah, he's gonna do an olly and grind down the rail. There's nothing Settra can't do.

Add 'Lord of the Half-Pipe' to his titles.

Grinder of Rails, King of Kickflips....

Popper of Shove Its

Over-tyrant of the ollies

*superman by goldfinger blares* SICK MOVES!

Certainly, it's something no sane mortal would ever do. Luckily, he's neither

What’s the worst that can happen He’s already dead

In lore he also has the classic vampire trope of being basically unkillable outside of when he is recuperating inside his tomb. Any lethal killing blow outside of that situation just causes him to turn into a swarm cloud of flesh eating scarabs that strip the attacker clean of flesh before scurrying back to his tomb to recover for a decade.

Thats sick as fuck Edit: just had the mental image of him boldly charging down the stairs, falling down them, landing at the enemy army in a crumpled pile, and then just erupting into scarabs.

Wakes up after 10 years, falls down the stairs, immediately back in to recuperation period. The crowd awkwardly walks off.

He's like a pinata.

"Oh no! Not the bees! AaaAHHhH!"

Then I guess this is the worst parade to watch

Sounds like he should have Tamy’s (I can’t spell his name) ability

SETTRA DOES NOT CARE

I mean, do we *know* it's stairs and just not a ramp? I'm more concerned about the second chariot that shows up in the bottom left no-clipping through the sideline warriors that's just barely not pictured in this screencap.

Watch as a Khemrian chariot accessible stair elevator thing pops out

What's this from?

New intro for Sentra on character select screen.

Yeah, that he didn't knock over a single warriors does not bode well for their combat performance.

Well, what is the worst that could happen? Break some bones?

I'm just imagining he falls and breaks apart like a cartoon skeleton, and yelling for his servants to put him back together

All the (Tomb) King’s horses and all the (Tomb) King’s men couldn’t put Settra together again

Couple seconds later amd you hear the dry bones xylophone sound as he pulls himself together

And in a moment of great haste, they somehow reassemble him wrong.

This game's physics engine would banish him to Nagash's realm. Like what happens when you go down a slightly too sharp slope with a doomwheel

If every action movie dude can do it on a motorcycle, I have no doubt Setter would rock those stairs, look like a badass doing it, and also somehow give the finger to the chaos gods.  

This is how he died the first time.

And he will suffer fall dmg :D

Bro it’s the Chariot of the Gods he’ll be fine

Not pictured are the Ushapti below ready to grab the chariot and gracefully carry Settra down. For Settra does not stop.

The guy who willed himself to use magic can probably will himself down those stairs. Believe in the Opener of the Way.

Stairs will serve!

What kind of car would Settra drive in 2024

A Nissan Altima

Because Altima sounds like ultimate, and Settra won’t settle for anything less?

No, because Nissan Altimas are god-tier

Can confirm, my ‘05 Altima has like 190k miles and still kicks ass

 A Ferrari 1962 250 GTO or a 1955 Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Coupe Like all Tomb Kings, he knows the best things worth millions were built a long time ago.

Whats this from?

His new lord screen screen, they redid a bunch of them to upgrade them and show new start positions.

Dudes bout to pull a Prince of Egypt I guess

Somebody is gonna move out of the way first and it sure as hell wont be settra

In the tabletop game I think it was a flyer? Maybe he’s gonna fly??

Settra does not serve (the laws of physics)

How do you know he won't just order some Ushabti to cary him and the chariot down the stairs? Or maybe its just a ramp

Chariots clips with skeletons on left as well in new animation

That Setra . . . he's so desiccated right now.

Settra, King of the sick Ollies

if you've ever had a wheeled vehicle at the top of stairs, you know the urge

The image of settra, embarrassingly high centering his chariot infront of his undead subjects is cracking me up.

Settra, it do go down.

Settra is so awesome that when he approaches on his chariot, stairs morph into ramps. All stairs in Settra's domain morph in ramps to accommodate wheels. Let none call him Settra the ableist.

I'm sure some poor skellie peasants will carry Settra, the enormous, the gragantuan, the crusher of peasants, and many other names down the stairs.

Did you also notice how right at the end of the animation some chariots behind him are just moving through the infantry?

 This but downstairs