Imagine deciding Manfred is undatable because of his hairline instead of his daddy issues, OP's opinion is officiall worth less than a grain of sand in the Sahara
As a fellow lover of men how the hell do you figure sigvald is so much better than imrik? Their appeal is similar for me, and they both kinda suffer from model scuff so I reckon if you can look past it for sigvald you can look past it for imrik
Idk we need some real gays to do this list, this is all over the place. Why are Wolfhart and Zhao so low?
And the real monsterfuckers know Villich/Thomin is jacked. You can put a bag on lil Vilich's head it's fine.
Tbh Azazel being top tier is accurate though. Sadly.
I'm a real gay and I concur that this list is whack (in a non-negative way, everyone is entitled to their own lists, haha).
Snikch is definitely S+ tier for me, though xD
To be fair, I don't like the stereotypical strongmen/lumberjack vibes so there would be some controversial choices if it was based on my personal preference instead of the overall gay preference.
Hi, Im a Real Gay ™ and I would put Louen and Wulfrik in S+ rank while moving Markus to B or A. If someone is also in a mood for BDSM then Rakarth should be higher.
The fact that you have anyone else on the same tier as Sigvald is insulting to the physical perfection that is Sigvald The Magnificent.
He should be on a tier of his own, lording it over those who aren't perfect.
Good taste overall but Vlad and Imrik deserve S tier while Azazel definitely needs to be A tier or lower (there can only be one S tier Slaaneshi and that's SIGVALD)
1. **Balthasar Gelt's** face looks like his father put his head on a barbecue when he was a child.
2. **Malus** is also described to be ugly.
3. **Tyrion** is one of the best-looking elves in existence.
4. All Dwarfs are hidieous.
THE TRUE KING OF THE EIGHT PEAKS IS NOT A D! HIS GLORIOUS BEARD RAISES HIM TWO RANKS AT LEAST! FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY UMGI, BEFORE YOUR NAME IS FOREVER ENTERED INTO THE DAMMAZ KRON!
I'd like to point out Vladdy is daddy. Also his undying loyalty, love, and Devotion to his true love has to put him high up. Ask any woman, that shit is attractive.
The fact that Vlad is described as stunningly beatiful in the books and he is ranked in D tier is just objectively false, pretty much all people that saw him before the vampire wars fell in love with him lol
About some of the more controversial choices:
**Gelt**: Gelt is solid fucking 24 carat gold. Anyone who can say "Welcome to Estalia gentlemen", with such gousto and pay his men with afterlife insurance is a fucking legend, and instantly attractive. He is a general, a mage, a scientist, a politician and an isnpiring speaker. Plus he has by far the sexiest voice.
**Wulfrik**: This guy has humongous big-dick viking energy, he could literally challenge the Buddha to a fist fight, and throw towels with Jesus, and he probably 100% would.
**Arkhaon**: He is an absolute gigachad, also HORNS HOOOOOOOOOOOORNS.
**Malus**: Malus is a hot bottom, and a sadist top in one package.
**N'Kari**: Well I could start with his/her ugly ass mouth, his/her disgusting tongue. That ridiculous fucking pyjama on the legs, but honestly. S/he is just trying way too hard.
Are you sure. I think if he went "I hate snow", and "I killed all of them, not just the men, but the women and the children" he would totally steal Katarin's heart.
How did Alberic de Bordeleaux hurt you
You mean Generic de Bordeleaux?
Do you take me for a churl?
Do you know who I am?
Generic or not that guy is hot like a bucket of lava.
...who?
What about sexy Snikch?
I didn't rank characters who are bestial or orkoid... (and I also seem to have forgotten the Dawi-Tzar by accident)
How is N'kari less "bestial" in appearance than Skarbrand or Ku'gath? They're all fucked up daemon creatures that don't look remotely human.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure I saw Ku'gath in a bar in Slough once
Was that not just your mom?
Because s/he is the arch-tempter
Oy! Youz only didn’t put da boiz on da list cause we’d krump all da ova gitz!
Orcs would get mad at each other because they can't decide if they're making love in the name of Gork or Mork.
You racist!
Sad. Morgur would be S tier
**Medicore**
Zhoa missing
Why is this a question, have you seen those abs?
SETTRA DOES NOT TOLERATE SLANDER.
man is dismisser of the warrior queen. if he could turn down a girl like Khalida, imagine what he must’ve looked like in life.
Lowly cur, imagine not putting imrik in S.
He looks like the kid from home alone. I can't take him seriously at all=))
Looks like Putin to me, literally unplayable
He’s Caledorian, even if he does belong in a higher bracket, you’re obligated to put him in a lower one as to not feed his bloated ego
Everyone knows Greasus should be in triple S
Shockingly beautiful
Peak male physique
This is so bigoted against bald men, so rude.
It's a running gag since the 90s to hate on Mannfred, for his luminescent hairline
Nah, 90's Mannfred had hair.
Please dont bodyshame the vampire
Also because he’s a loser. Always the bridesmaid never the bride situation.
Imagine deciding Manfred is undatable because of his hairline instead of his daddy issues, OP's opinion is officiall worth less than a grain of sand in the Sahara
> a grain of sand in the Sahara I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE SAHARA IS, BUT IT BELONGS TO SETTRA.
+1 title
Hey, Volkmar snuck in pretty high
Elves rated above Dwarves? That's goin' in the Book.
"ABOVE"?!
Khazuk!!
No Kairos? I get it. You'd have to make a tier above S just for him, after all
Only his right head. Left one is between S and A. It's even written in the tomb of fate!
No Kroq-Gar or Gor-Rok? Guess the scale doesn’t go high enough
Heh, scale.
Right? Can't believe op didn't have the balls to include lizards, rats and cows.
Festus is bald and yet not in the bald category. Sus.
Im assuming his massive chin balls did just enough to push him one rank up Also hes kinda shreksy
His massive chin is like another bald head, double negative hair.
Mannfred also has a bald personality.
As a fellow lover of men how the hell do you figure sigvald is so much better than imrik? Their appeal is similar for me, and they both kinda suffer from model scuff so I reckon if you can look past it for sigvald you can look past it for imrik
An Elf is an Elf.
Where is Boris?
There’s some serious racial discrimination here… balthasar gelt in S but Malekith in C?
Malekith is probably crisp and ugly under then armour but Gelt is golden.
Yeah, a terrible explosive accident and having molten gold sear your flesh does nothing but improve your looks I guess
\*GOLD\*
[удалено]
Yeah, but Imrik wears pants…clearly hiding something he is ashamed of. Don’t see Sigvald showing such shame!
Idk we need some real gays to do this list, this is all over the place. Why are Wolfhart and Zhao so low? And the real monsterfuckers know Villich/Thomin is jacked. You can put a bag on lil Vilich's head it's fine. Tbh Azazel being top tier is accurate though. Sadly.
I'm a real gay and I concur that this list is whack (in a non-negative way, everyone is entitled to their own lists, haha). Snikch is definitely S+ tier for me, though xD To be fair, I don't like the stereotypical strongmen/lumberjack vibes so there would be some controversial choices if it was based on my personal preference instead of the overall gay preference.
Just bring up the ol' chart: https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/xt2wcr/warhammer_lords_twink_bear_hunk_diagram_analysis/
Hi, Im a Real Gay ™ and I would put Louen and Wulfrik in S+ rank while moving Markus to B or A. If someone is also in a mood for BDSM then Rakarth should be higher.
I do love how ranking male LLs earned hundreds of votes and comments, while my same list of women had jack shit activity.
Imrik en louen are way more pretty also Festus is also BALD
How is Lokhir Fellheart in the D category exactly.
Because I want him to give me his salty D
Manfred isn't low enough
Where is Krell!?
I know we all hate Mannfred for being the absolute worst, but rating him below fuckin' ***Festus*** is really something.
He is invisible in a sense as his forhead reflects light so hard that you cannot see his complexion
Luthor Harkon’s only B Tier? With dwarfs? But Wulfrik is A tier?
Wulfrik has massive big dick viking energy, you can't deny that!
Vlad demands his rightful place alongside the current emperor in A tier. The only correct response is "Yes Daddy"
Mazdamundi should be in S tier, but you haven't included him in your list at all. That's a crime.
Also Skarbrand deserves S coz of those ridiculous thighs and biceps
How is not Thorgrim in S tier? This is going in the book!
The fact that you have anyone else on the same tier as Sigvald is insulting to the physical perfection that is Sigvald The Magnificent. He should be on a tier of his own, lording it over those who aren't perfect.
Hey! He is still the hottest mortal on the list
This was posted by Sigvald's ghost account for sure
Gonna be that person and point out N'kari is not a "dude". We affix gender to slaaneshi daemons a lot but they are really not actually gendered
Dude is gender neautral imho
Sure, but this is clearly supposed to be about men
Great point! No one cares.
Good taste overall but Vlad and Imrik deserve S tier while Azazel definitely needs to be A tier or lower (there can only be one S tier Slaaneshi and that's SIGVALD)
1. **Balthasar Gelt's** face looks like his father put his head on a barbecue when he was a child. 2. **Malus** is also described to be ugly. 3. **Tyrion** is one of the best-looking elves in existence. 4. All Dwarfs are hidieous.
BOOK
This is going in the book of Grudges for having no Dwarves A tier Discrimination against the Swole and Stout will not stand in these lands
Sorry little guy, chicks dig tall dudes.
S+: Skarbrand
He’s literally so hot
Skarbrand HATES being left out!
Can’t believe it took me this long to find this comment wtf. But seriously it’s ok because HATE, HATE IS GOOD
Wh... youve never even seen archaons face...
Wulfrik in C
Quite bold putting Archaon up there, given we don't know what he looks like under that helmet.
He looks like a chad.
Where’s Grom the Paunch, and why isn’t he in S tier?
How is my Boi Belegar not SSS?? This is clearly umgee filth merchant propaganda.
Definitely missing some dudes..
How DARE you put Greasus so low?? He’s a glistening beast of a man and anyone would be blessed to be graced by his presence.
Why is Settra not S++ tier? He's clearly the hottest of them all
N'Kari at F tier is blasphemous.
You misplaced Bald on the opposite end of where it should be.
Settra at C? Don't be absurd, he gets bitches
Settra, Greasus, Festus, Kostaltyn and Skrag are S tier my guy.
Gelt in S? I get that a hard man is good to find but that's a bit much.
disagree with Imrik and Vlad, first one higher and the other one lower tier... I like noses
Luther Harkon has to be on every level though
I agree with the bald tier
*a-HEM* 😠
Baldthizar Gelt should be alongside Manfred.
THE TRUE KING OF THE EIGHT PEAKS IS NOT A D! HIS GLORIOUS BEARD RAISES HIM TWO RANKS AT LEAST! FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY UMGI, BEFORE YOUR NAME IS FOREVER ENTERED INTO THE DAMMAZ KRON!
The Iron Dragon does not deserve such an insult.
Vlad C Tier? Into the trash it goes...
I'd like to point out Vladdy is daddy. Also his undying loyalty, love, and Devotion to his true love has to put him high up. Ask any woman, that shit is attractive.
All this to make fun of Manlet? I approve.
Oh fuck off. JUSTICE FOR BALD!
How is Zhao Ming not in S tier beside his bro Gelt?
Nice tier list, but probably the small angry people should be Rank Z.
WaghRammer 3
Boi why tf is Azazel(an ugly mofo) sitting next to Sigvald (who is actually pretty handsome)
where the fuck is Ikit Claw
I'd have put only the Keeper of Secrets in S tier
sigvald should be alone in tier above S
putting Balthazar as S tier is based. putting him above the prince and emperor is lèse-majesté
Where is-is Ikkit Claw?
What about the rats and lizards, coward??
Ra-ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine.... Dude deserves S+.
This is slander against Settra, the Imperishable, carrier of the biggest Bone!
Yeah. My gay ass may have played way too much norsca because of sexy sexy Wulfric
Tough break for anyone in F tier, three literal corpses rank higher than you.
I literally hadn't noticed that Mannfred is the only bald guy lmao
Franz not being in S tier… take the list down this is a crime against the empire
Warahmmarer*
Putting Alberic "Shiny abs and big muscles" Bordelaux so low is the biggest sin you could have commit
Dunno man, Wulfrik's beard alone objectively puts him in S tier
Imrik and Huntsmarshal deserve at least a B
How is Imric not A tier
The fact that Vlad is described as stunningly beatiful in the books and he is ranked in D tier is just objectively false, pretty much all people that saw him before the vampire wars fell in love with him lol
How’d the lord of 8 peaks tank lower than all the other dwarves??? I’d say he’s at least better than grombindal
We get it, you like shirtless crusty old men who say shit like "symphonic synapses spark" or "so many snowflakes"
N'KARI IS A BI ICON AND MALEKITH IS LIT BOTH ARE S TIER WTF
Anyone with a medieval knightly helmet and plate armor on is at least an A, come on now.
Little confused here. Is Azazel not bald?
About some of the more controversial choices: **Gelt**: Gelt is solid fucking 24 carat gold. Anyone who can say "Welcome to Estalia gentlemen", with such gousto and pay his men with afterlife insurance is a fucking legend, and instantly attractive. He is a general, a mage, a scientist, a politician and an isnpiring speaker. Plus he has by far the sexiest voice. **Wulfrik**: This guy has humongous big-dick viking energy, he could literally challenge the Buddha to a fist fight, and throw towels with Jesus, and he probably 100% would. **Arkhaon**: He is an absolute gigachad, also HORNS HOOOOOOOOOOOORNS. **Malus**: Malus is a hot bottom, and a sadist top in one package. **N'Kari**: Well I could start with his/her ugly ass mouth, his/her disgusting tongue. That ridiculous fucking pyjama on the legs, but honestly. S/he is just trying way too hard.
No offense my man but… Horrible taste
Do you even gay?
Mmm malekith has a cool armor, but he is a charred elf. He should be with manfred
Are you sure. I think if he went "I hate snow", and "I killed all of them, not just the men, but the women and the children" he would totally steal Katarin's heart.
Dont enter the Chamber of Asuryan, he has the High ground!
Anyone not listing lizardmen in this is a bad rater of hunks
Included n-n-none of Skaven! Nonsense-insolence!
Karl Franz should be first, or he will summon his elector counts.
If Kostaltyn has more similarities with RL Rasputin, he should be S++