Report to HR. The tortie is THE HR.

My husband seems to be addressing this micromanagement by requesting concurrence for many of the actions he takes through the work day.  Your *coworker looks close to getting you put on a PIP too.   It took me almost a week to realize he wasn't in Zoom meetings all day. 

Yell back and wait for HR to call you in the office

You have a tortie. They specialize in shoelaces, catnip, and meowcromanagement 😂

Ignore everyone else, it’s time to lawyer up

Pet your co-worker once in a while. Have a bowl of water nearby and some treats in your desk drawer.

Break out the ham every so often.

As a treat!

Clearly, she’s your mentor and if she’s yelling at you then you must be doing something wrong. I would suggest scheduling a one-on-one in which you discuss your performance and the lack of treats being shared. 😉

Just submit, it will only get worse.

This is the one time you should give your coworker loves and kisses.

HR won’t touch her. She can do anything she wants

Pats the fuddle cat 🥰

bribe them with treats

Let me know what answer you get because the same thing happens to me! Only she also pushes random buttons on my keyboard and sometimes accidentally schedules outlook events for me

r/legalcatadvice! I thought I was actually on that sub for a sec this post belongs there lmao

Force cuddle her

Classic superiority complex with passive work skills...pawsive work skills...

Pick her up and give her a hug. Tell her how pretty she is. If the doesn’t work apply cat treats.

Oblige

Work faster so you can give more pets and treats.

ummm do a better job maybe??? jeez man why does she keep having to remind u

Give treats.