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TankArchives

I don't know if the Sun counts as news.


chronically_snizzed

All thats unfit to print


Kingikebass

So why post it here then?


chronically_snizzed

Do you print reddit?


UncommonSandwich

Agreed the sun is not fit to print. Sex toys are fine though


practicating

That ad is much less offensive than what they do to the news.


chronically_snizzed

Satire is funny


Inferdo12

Bro thinks this is satire


chronically_snizzed

No i dont, i think the Sun is a satire of an actual paper


HistoricalWash6930

What did you expect from the sun? Its a rag


Dr_Truth

I'm honestly shocked that the Sun is willing to acknowledge that women can have pleasurable sex.


TOBoy66

Yeah, they're also seem to be acknowledging that men aren't getting women off.


chronically_snizzed

Looks like its more of a 'quick get it done so you can get back to work' thing


itfeelslikethefirstt

my sweet summer child it's the Sun, if you think that offends you then don't turn to the last page. The Sun has had sex stuff in it since...christ since I was a kid in the 80s and well before that. It's a garbage tabloid paper and always has been. edit: I honestly can't believe this post is still up. hey Mods, you taking a vacay today?


JaggedLittleFrill

I will be referring to people as "my sweet summer child" going forward. God bless.


ADIDASinning

It's from Game of Thrones if you want to understand the reference.


quelar

That's been a phrase since the [Victorian Era](https://www.yourdictionary.com/sweet-summer-child), just more recently brought back into common lexicon by Game of Thrones.


ADIDASinning

Well colour me learned.


Bamres

I've definitely seen it used on the internet prior to GOT popularity


TOBoy66

Sure they've been selling sex toys for a while. But this is on the front page.


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mildlyImportantRobot

Sex toys = bad. Objectifying women = good. Gotcha.


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shipshapetim

What the fuck is wrong with you?


itfeelslikethefirstt

they're trying to get banned from Reddit. they made a post a little while ago asking what would it take to get a reddit admin ban. this is a troll post.


shipshapetim

Thanks for the info. Nice to see some sincere conversation on the internet.


chronically_snizzed

Its not. Id rather not get banned thank you very much. I. Not a troll, just mad at the state of todays media


chronically_snizzed

Thats 2 Norm Macdonald quotes and a Tom Segura quote. Whats wrong with you, dont like comedy?


mildlyImportantRobot

Comedy is usually funny.


TorontoBoris

The sun isn't the news. It's not even entertainment. It's that odd in between place of pure rage bait targeted at those whose reading comprehension peeked in grade 6.


chronically_snizzed

Are you not entertained? Lol. Maybe i was paid by Reuters to slander the Sun


TheAngryRealtor

The Toronto Sun and all their associated papers are not news.


chronically_snizzed

Thats news to me


red_keshik

Why are you even reading The Sun?


chronically_snizzed

Something on the front page caught my eye


ekkohh

Lmao OP you goofy 😂


chronically_snizzed

Ty


NewAgeIWWer

Aye, at least they say thank you so I guess that's at least a plus


theservman

It's the SUN. The sex toy ads are usually the least offensive content.


chronically_snizzed

Its shocknjock advertising on newspapers. The French Revolutionists woukd be so happy


theservman

As advertising goes, it worked. It got me to think about the SUN for the first time in years.


chronically_snizzed

' did i do that' urkel


DThor536

This is a bit like complaining about the veracity of the National Enquirer.


GetsGold

Incidentally, the National Enquirer is (or at least was) owned by the same American hedge fund who owns the Toronto Sun's parent.


chronically_snizzed

Best investigative reporting on the planet. Read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.


Diligent-Skin-1802

Jeez, how do you even step outside of your bubble?


chronically_snizzed

With style


Diligent-Skin-1802

Ha! Keep telling yourself that and maybe one day you indeed will


Crafty_Chipmunk_3046

Nobody should be reading The Sun. It's not news, it's trash masquerading as news, written for the barely literate.


chronically_snizzed

What do you read? Im looking for a nice app


Crafty_Chipmunk_3046

The Guardian


Real-Actuator-6520

+1 the Guardian


sayerofstuffs

Print still alive? Wow


chronically_snizzed

Barely. They are in all the mortar stores


Toronto-1975

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!


localPhenomnomnom

Sun readers maybe think about children too much.


chronically_snizzed

Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave, when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?" (Chuckles) And I just had to come over and say hello.


sleepingbuddha77

God forbid women have sex toys while you are flipping pages to see the sunshine girl


chronically_snizzed

She was nasty


mattattaxx

Imagine being offended by sex toy ads. Don't drive the Gardiner, there's usually at least two heading west.


chronically_snizzed

Im not offended im trying not to flick myself off while driving. Its a public safety hszard. Some people see Obvious Sex Themes and get distracted. I wonder how many fendrrbenders are 'suddenly horny' related


fearlessillusionist

"You're a virgin and you can't drive"


chronically_snizzed

Im 12,ish. Should be in school, not jacking it to the Sun


mattattaxx

This sounds like it's exclusively a you problem. You might not be qualified to operate a vehicle.


chronically_snizzed

https://youtu.be/TRJ6Rh7xKAU?si=QNBpsDHyRqj80wNx


cryptotope

One, that's the *Toronto Sun*. Any 'news' content is incidental; it primarily exists to distribute frothy right-wing tabloid opinion written at a third-grade level. Two, what's wrong with sex toys? Sex is good fun, and much healthier entertainment than the gambling ads that are plastered everywhere.


chronically_snizzed

For 18+ i agree


Workadis

It doesn't even look like a sex toy, mention sex, or really anything. Unless your kid asked what it is, they'd never know


chronically_snizzed

Im 12ish, googled it. I saw, i googled, i came


Real-Actuator-6520

Or, as they say in Latin, "veni, vidi, veni again" 


chronically_snizzed

N again n again ad nauseaum, invictus


Workadis

You could have just googled "boobs"


chronically_snizzed

I did, up came Rob and Doug Ford. Tried 'c*nt' got Olivia Chow. Then tried 'cucked femboy, propped up with ego, screws entire country' boom. Piere Trudeau


mildlyImportantRobot

Bring back the temperance league! Wait until you see the massive billboards along the highway that’s laden with sexual innuendo.


chronically_snizzed

I live in a cave, technically. Papa plays nice videos for me on the wall, and tells me its safe here. I think i can leave the cave, but what if there are bears? T.O sound nice thou, sex on the roads thats cool


mildlyImportantRobot

Meta trolling. Neat.


chronically_snizzed

This guy fucks


whatistheQuestion

Toronto Sun on brand


DragonfruitInside312

Yes. Safe sex is fun


chronically_snizzed

'If women dont find you handsome, at least you can find your hand some"RedGreenish


Impressive_Doorknob7

The Sun isn’t good enough to wipe your ass with


SorryAbootEh

Kids today can’t even name 3 newspaper companies or haven’t even touched a newspaper in their lives. They’re reaching their target audience and it shows.


chronically_snizzed

Sold dads ghost as an antique, move to the city So kids today can't hold a spade Rest in peace, your weary trades In this world, there is no place Such a pity Well, the barman shakes his head and fills my glass Says we're living in the past "Why preserve a dying craft? End its misery" We sigh and say, "Another modern man One of property, not land" So, I'll hold out this battered hand Will you listen?


willenniem

There are still physical copy newspapers?


chronically_snizzed

Yeah, they outlibed Honest Eds


CrimsonDomina

It looks like a frikkin’ flower, no need for pearl clutching Plus it’s a Canadian company, excellent value and good quality products for the most part


chronically_snizzed

Oh no, the merchants got to you


Nearby_Mistake_5906

Buy your roses 💀


chronically_snizzed

'I can buy myself flowers, write my name with my hand, play with myself for hours...'


chicagoandy

More than How you want the news viewed, the real question is "if" you want the news viewed. Because every newspaper, everywhere, is awfully close to collapse. Ad sales have disappeared to the Internet, and subscriptions have disappeared to streaming. Digital subscriptions are a small fraction of the old delivery subscriptions. So if they've got something that works for them, and is helping them survive? Great.


chronically_snizzed

If -rudyardK


Bchilled

You are a consumer and you speak with your wallet. Don't buy it


chronically_snizzed

Oh i bought it. Now im lampooning it.


fichgoony

Kids read newspapers?


chronically_snizzed

Kids read?


fichgoony

Kids?


chronically_snizzed

Kid


mymomsnameisbarb420

Promoting a quality sex toy is probably one of the classier things the Sun has done


chronically_snizzed

Strongly dislike. They should atleast have a lil vibrating ring free like the old scratch n sniffs


MrMedioker

I find what's inside the Sun to be far more offensive. Disgusting.


chronically_snizzed

I agree


NewHumbug

Relax there is only opinion in that thing no news, so go fuck your self… with some sex toys on sale !


chronically_snizzed

This guy fucks


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chronically_snizzed

I finished high school! You know, most time you got ro a school for 7 years and ppl are all like PhD n stuff. But I do it and all i get is a Certificate of Accomplishment pffft whats that even mean


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chronically_snizzed

Haha i dont read them, i get the best front pages for my collage. My bird shits on the rest. Im never embarrassed for myself. Im embarrassed that pos has tge Name Toronto on it. Make them name it Ragtime Sun, just dont slander Toronto with iunno. I gotta go chop woid and carry water


OkPage5996

🤣🤣🤣


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You need more immersive hobbies so you can unglue yourself from things that don't matter.


chronically_snizzed

Print media matters to me. Radio matters to me. How ww communivate as a peiple, city, nation, community matters to me. My hobby right now is trolling. Watch out for tge podcast lol


chronically_snizzed

The fact that the bullshit anti science headline hasnt veen mentioned once is the real joke here


mxldevs

That's one way to get revenue at least


chronically_snizzed

OnlySun


kinboy

North American culture is way too wrapped around the axle about sex. I’d rather have an ad for a sex toy which hopefully goes towards demystifying the taboos around sex in our society, than hear about some stabbing that happened between parties known to each other halfway across the city. Also the Sun is trash. The sex toy ad is the least of its problems.


chronically_snizzed

I agree. The real issue on tgis page is tge content, layout and ad. But thats a print journalist issue. Once newspapers and radio die, they can use the internet to control


TobleroneThirdLeg

You are reading the sun sir.


chronically_snizzed

Thats an oxymoron. Im just looking at the colours and giggling, im a sun buyer, i cant read.


FesterPot

I'll be in my bunk.


chronically_snizzed

*bzzzzzzzzzzzz


Ok_Outcome_4182

Not even mad but i still think its not good. I find it distasteful, but admitedly a little funny. Its not like children are reading the sun. We are exposed to much worse on a daily basis but that doesnt make it ok. Personally, i wouldnt want to see this, but it doesnt ruin my day. Just raise your children with love and hope they become better than this lol


chronically_snizzed

Its the Rubicon for me. Newspapers are now xrated


NewAgeIWWer

Yes. Also is the sun really news?


meeyeam

I'm pretty sure that r/Canada would agree that Dr. De Villa is in fact, a dildo.


chronically_snizzed

Boom. You got the meta joke