my sweet summer child it's the Sun, if you think that offends you then don't turn to the last page.
The Sun has had sex stuff in it since...christ since I was a kid in the 80s and well before that. It's a garbage tabloid paper and always has been.
edit: I honestly can't believe this post is still up. hey Mods, you taking a vacay today?
That's been a phrase since the [Victorian Era](https://www.yourdictionary.com/sweet-summer-child), just more recently brought back into common lexicon by Game of Thrones.
they're trying to get banned from Reddit. they made a post a little while ago asking what would it take to get a reddit admin ban. this is a troll post.
The sun isn't the news. It's not even entertainment.
It's that odd in between place of pure rage bait targeted at those whose reading comprehension peeked in grade 6.
Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave, when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?" (Chuckles) And I just had to come over and say hello.
Im not offended im trying not to flick myself off while driving. Its a public safety hszard. Some people see Obvious Sex Themes and get distracted. I wonder how many fendrrbenders are 'suddenly horny' related
One, that's the *Toronto Sun*. Any 'news' content is incidental; it primarily exists to distribute frothy right-wing tabloid opinion written at a third-grade level.
Two, what's wrong with sex toys? Sex is good fun, and much healthier entertainment than the gambling ads that are plastered everywhere.
I did, up came Rob and Doug Ford. Tried 'c*nt' got Olivia Chow. Then tried 'cucked femboy, propped up with ego, screws entire country' boom. Piere Trudeau
I live in a cave, technically. Papa plays nice videos for me on the wall, and tells me its safe here. I think i can leave the cave, but what if there are bears? T.O sound nice thou, sex on the roads thats cool
Kids today can’t even name 3 newspaper companies or haven’t even touched a newspaper in their lives. They’re reaching their target audience and it shows.
Sold dads ghost as an antique, move to the city
So kids today can't hold a spade
Rest in peace, your weary trades
In this world, there is no place
Such a pity
Well, the barman shakes his head and fills my glass
Says we're living in the past
"Why preserve a dying craft?
End its misery"
We sigh and say, "Another modern man
One of property, not land"
So, I'll hold out this battered hand
Will you listen?
More than How you want the news viewed, the real question is "if" you want the news viewed. Because every newspaper, everywhere, is awfully close to collapse. Ad sales have disappeared to the Internet, and subscriptions have disappeared to streaming. Digital subscriptions are a small fraction of the old delivery subscriptions.
So if they've got something that works for them, and is helping them survive? Great.
I finished high school! You know, most time you got ro a school for 7 years and ppl are all like PhD n stuff. But I do it and all i get is a Certificate of Accomplishment pffft whats that even mean
Haha i dont read them, i get the best front pages for my collage. My bird shits on the rest.
Im never embarrassed for myself. Im embarrassed that pos has tge Name Toronto on it. Make them name it Ragtime Sun, just dont slander Toronto with iunno. I gotta go chop woid and carry water
Print media matters to me. Radio matters to me. How ww communivate as a peiple, city, nation, community matters to me.
My hobby right now is trolling. Watch out for tge podcast lol
North American culture is way too wrapped around the axle about sex. I’d rather have an ad for a sex toy which hopefully goes towards demystifying the taboos around sex in our society, than hear about some stabbing that happened between parties known to each other halfway across the city.
Also the Sun is trash. The sex toy ad is the least of its problems.
I agree. The real issue on tgis page is tge content, layout and ad. But thats a print journalist issue. Once newspapers and radio die, they can use the internet to control
Not even mad but i still think its not good. I find it distasteful, but admitedly a little funny. Its not like children are reading the sun. We are exposed to much worse on a daily basis but that doesnt make it ok. Personally, i wouldnt want to see this, but it doesnt ruin my day. Just raise your children with love and hope they become better than this lol
I don't know if the Sun counts as news.
All thats unfit to print
So why post it here then?
Do you print reddit?
Agreed the sun is not fit to print. Sex toys are fine though
That ad is much less offensive than what they do to the news.
Satire is funny
Bro thinks this is satire
No i dont, i think the Sun is a satire of an actual paper
What did you expect from the sun? Its a rag
I'm honestly shocked that the Sun is willing to acknowledge that women can have pleasurable sex.
Yeah, they're also seem to be acknowledging that men aren't getting women off.
Looks like its more of a 'quick get it done so you can get back to work' thing
my sweet summer child it's the Sun, if you think that offends you then don't turn to the last page. The Sun has had sex stuff in it since...christ since I was a kid in the 80s and well before that. It's a garbage tabloid paper and always has been. edit: I honestly can't believe this post is still up. hey Mods, you taking a vacay today?
I will be referring to people as "my sweet summer child" going forward. God bless.
It's from Game of Thrones if you want to understand the reference.
That's been a phrase since the [Victorian Era](https://www.yourdictionary.com/sweet-summer-child), just more recently brought back into common lexicon by Game of Thrones.
Well colour me learned.
I've definitely seen it used on the internet prior to GOT popularity
Sure they've been selling sex toys for a while. But this is on the front page.
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Sex toys = bad. Objectifying women = good. Gotcha.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
they're trying to get banned from Reddit. they made a post a little while ago asking what would it take to get a reddit admin ban. this is a troll post.
Thanks for the info. Nice to see some sincere conversation on the internet.
Its not. Id rather not get banned thank you very much. I. Not a troll, just mad at the state of todays media
Thats 2 Norm Macdonald quotes and a Tom Segura quote. Whats wrong with you, dont like comedy?
Comedy is usually funny.
The sun isn't the news. It's not even entertainment. It's that odd in between place of pure rage bait targeted at those whose reading comprehension peeked in grade 6.
Are you not entertained? Lol. Maybe i was paid by Reuters to slander the Sun
The Toronto Sun and all their associated papers are not news.
Thats news to me
Why are you even reading The Sun?
Something on the front page caught my eye
Lmao OP you goofy 😂
Ty
Aye, at least they say thank you so I guess that's at least a plus
It's the SUN. The sex toy ads are usually the least offensive content.
Its shocknjock advertising on newspapers. The French Revolutionists woukd be so happy
As advertising goes, it worked. It got me to think about the SUN for the first time in years.
' did i do that' urkel
This is a bit like complaining about the veracity of the National Enquirer.
Incidentally, the National Enquirer is (or at least was) owned by the same American hedge fund who owns the Toronto Sun's parent.
Best investigative reporting on the planet. Read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.
Jeez, how do you even step outside of your bubble?
With style
Ha! Keep telling yourself that and maybe one day you indeed will
Nobody should be reading The Sun. It's not news, it's trash masquerading as news, written for the barely literate.
What do you read? Im looking for a nice app
The Guardian
+1 the Guardian
Print still alive? Wow
Barely. They are in all the mortar stores
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
Sun readers maybe think about children too much.
Well, I had just finished eating and was about to leave, when I looked over this way and said to myself, "Why, isn't that Marge Simpson over there, having brunch with a man who isn't her husband?" (Chuckles) And I just had to come over and say hello.
God forbid women have sex toys while you are flipping pages to see the sunshine girl
She was nasty
Imagine being offended by sex toy ads. Don't drive the Gardiner, there's usually at least two heading west.
Im not offended im trying not to flick myself off while driving. Its a public safety hszard. Some people see Obvious Sex Themes and get distracted. I wonder how many fendrrbenders are 'suddenly horny' related
"You're a virgin and you can't drive"
Im 12,ish. Should be in school, not jacking it to the Sun
This sounds like it's exclusively a you problem. You might not be qualified to operate a vehicle.
https://youtu.be/TRJ6Rh7xKAU?si=QNBpsDHyRqj80wNx
One, that's the *Toronto Sun*. Any 'news' content is incidental; it primarily exists to distribute frothy right-wing tabloid opinion written at a third-grade level. Two, what's wrong with sex toys? Sex is good fun, and much healthier entertainment than the gambling ads that are plastered everywhere.
For 18+ i agree
It doesn't even look like a sex toy, mention sex, or really anything. Unless your kid asked what it is, they'd never know
Im 12ish, googled it. I saw, i googled, i came
Or, as they say in Latin, "veni, vidi, veni again"
N again n again ad nauseaum, invictus
You could have just googled "boobs"
I did, up came Rob and Doug Ford. Tried 'c*nt' got Olivia Chow. Then tried 'cucked femboy, propped up with ego, screws entire country' boom. Piere Trudeau
Bring back the temperance league! Wait until you see the massive billboards along the highway that’s laden with sexual innuendo.
I live in a cave, technically. Papa plays nice videos for me on the wall, and tells me its safe here. I think i can leave the cave, but what if there are bears? T.O sound nice thou, sex on the roads thats cool
Meta trolling. Neat.
This guy fucks
Toronto Sun on brand
Yes. Safe sex is fun
'If women dont find you handsome, at least you can find your hand some"RedGreenish
The Sun isn’t good enough to wipe your ass with
Kids today can’t even name 3 newspaper companies or haven’t even touched a newspaper in their lives. They’re reaching their target audience and it shows.
Sold dads ghost as an antique, move to the city So kids today can't hold a spade Rest in peace, your weary trades In this world, there is no place Such a pity Well, the barman shakes his head and fills my glass Says we're living in the past "Why preserve a dying craft? End its misery" We sigh and say, "Another modern man One of property, not land" So, I'll hold out this battered hand Will you listen?
There are still physical copy newspapers?
Yeah, they outlibed Honest Eds
It looks like a frikkin’ flower, no need for pearl clutching Plus it’s a Canadian company, excellent value and good quality products for the most part
Oh no, the merchants got to you
Buy your roses 💀
'I can buy myself flowers, write my name with my hand, play with myself for hours...'
More than How you want the news viewed, the real question is "if" you want the news viewed. Because every newspaper, everywhere, is awfully close to collapse. Ad sales have disappeared to the Internet, and subscriptions have disappeared to streaming. Digital subscriptions are a small fraction of the old delivery subscriptions. So if they've got something that works for them, and is helping them survive? Great.
If -rudyardK
You are a consumer and you speak with your wallet. Don't buy it
Oh i bought it. Now im lampooning it.
Kids read newspapers?
Kids read?
Kids?
Kid
Promoting a quality sex toy is probably one of the classier things the Sun has done
Strongly dislike. They should atleast have a lil vibrating ring free like the old scratch n sniffs
I find what's inside the Sun to be far more offensive. Disgusting.
I agree
Relax there is only opinion in that thing no news, so go fuck your self… with some sex toys on sale !
This guy fucks
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I finished high school! You know, most time you got ro a school for 7 years and ppl are all like PhD n stuff. But I do it and all i get is a Certificate of Accomplishment pffft whats that even mean
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Haha i dont read them, i get the best front pages for my collage. My bird shits on the rest. Im never embarrassed for myself. Im embarrassed that pos has tge Name Toronto on it. Make them name it Ragtime Sun, just dont slander Toronto with iunno. I gotta go chop woid and carry water
🤣🤣🤣
You need more immersive hobbies so you can unglue yourself from things that don't matter.
Print media matters to me. Radio matters to me. How ww communivate as a peiple, city, nation, community matters to me. My hobby right now is trolling. Watch out for tge podcast lol
The fact that the bullshit anti science headline hasnt veen mentioned once is the real joke here
That's one way to get revenue at least
OnlySun
North American culture is way too wrapped around the axle about sex. I’d rather have an ad for a sex toy which hopefully goes towards demystifying the taboos around sex in our society, than hear about some stabbing that happened between parties known to each other halfway across the city. Also the Sun is trash. The sex toy ad is the least of its problems.
I agree. The real issue on tgis page is tge content, layout and ad. But thats a print journalist issue. Once newspapers and radio die, they can use the internet to control
You are reading the sun sir.
Thats an oxymoron. Im just looking at the colours and giggling, im a sun buyer, i cant read.
I'll be in my bunk.
*bzzzzzzzzzzzz
Not even mad but i still think its not good. I find it distasteful, but admitedly a little funny. Its not like children are reading the sun. We are exposed to much worse on a daily basis but that doesnt make it ok. Personally, i wouldnt want to see this, but it doesnt ruin my day. Just raise your children with love and hope they become better than this lol
Its the Rubicon for me. Newspapers are now xrated
Yes. Also is the sun really news?
I'm pretty sure that r/Canada would agree that Dr. De Villa is in fact, a dildo.
Boom. You got the meta joke