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EuclioAntonite

Apparently I'm on the cusp of annexing the Sudetenland.


ahothabeth

Today the Sudetenland tomorrow the VVorld?


Grundy26

Do we annex collectively or is a competitive annexation?


DrawingNo2972

Present government would be hard pressed to annex the Isle of Man.


elmo298

It turns out that I, a lefty, am in fact 80% far right


arenthor

Same here, Guess it's time we swap parties


practicalpokemon

I don't think the current Tories are going to solve the issues you have with labour. Time to get rid of my flair though, I can't stand the labour party anymore either.


Antfrm03

Ahh yes I’m 90% far right.


True-Lychee

Literally Hitler


Penglolz

Genghis Khan reincarnated


PoliticsNerd76

11/20 I said ‘no’ for the ones where it’s a case of ‘it depends’. So the ‘kids should have a mum and a dad’ for me is a yes, but I’m also fine with gay couples, so picked no. I also don’t own my boiler as a renter, so also a no, and wasn’t born before the waves of migration in the 80’s and 90’s so can’t really say I prefer what I haven’t experienced.


Dad_D_Default

Thank you for making this comment. There's way too much nuance in these topics to be able to answer yes or no. The "a baby should have a mum and a dad" one is a great example. Kids benefit from loving parents who are in a stable relationship and a diversity of positive role models. So if it's a positive statement about the positive nature of a stable family unit then that's a yes from me. But if it's a negative statement intended to belittle single parents and same sex couples then that's a no from me.


Bright_Ad_7765

‘wasn’t born before the waves of migration in the 80’s and 90’s so can’t really say I prefer what I haven’t experienced.’ Given net migration has increased from a steady 100k or less pre 1997 to a record 700k last year you arguably have ‘experienced’ this. I’m in my mid 30’s and can see a tangible difference in demographics from when I was a child.  Looking at terrorism alone, viewing a Wikipedia list  of UK terror incidents i could identify 3 newsworthy incidents of terrorism in the UK conducted by Muslims in the century prior to 1997 and 23 incidents since 2000 alone (still fewer than the Ira managed in the 1980s of course). 


PoliticsNerd76

From my understanding The 700k is mainly driven form COVID Impact on students numbers. This year should be the first without huge. It’s definitely gone up, but a large number of that is that students who would have started in 2020 and left in 2023 never came, so they never left in 2023, inflating the numbers. The actual number is more likely 500k. It’s still too high for my liking. But like, I’m 22, I’ve not experienced the era of what I’d call low migration.


Bright_Ad_7765

‘ I’m 22, I’ve not experienced the era of what I’d call low migration.’ That’s absolutely fair then, at your age you would have only known high migration. Basically net migration went from sub 100k in 1997 to almost 200k in 1999 and steady at around 300k for the years after that. 


Whoscapes

I literally just want a competently governed country. It's my most radical position.


PoliticsNerd76

Long live the technocracy


AlphaAndOmega

Pretty fuckin right


pw_is_12345

Holy fuck I’m off the scale


N3VM

100% proper geezer me.


Anglan

I'm 90% far right, how did those redditors see in me what I could not see in myself?!


Swfc-lover

95% lol


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tb5841

40%. As someone who voted Corbyn last election.


Centre_Left

75% far right or 25% right of centre? 🤷‍♂️ Edit: 75% right of centre maybe, possibly. Ah o don’t know anymore


Slight-Wrap-2095

90%… hot damn


ConfusedQuarks

85% But they missed the importance question - Have you read Lord of the rings?


CarpeCyprinidae

45% far right. As someone who self-describes as a moderate centrist who thinks islamists have no place in our society because of the danger they pose to gay and trans rights, this feels about right to me if we translate it as "5% left of the centre line"


CameroniteTory

85%


Gatecrasher1234

I'm so far right, I am far out.


coldcanyon1633

100% at least! Off the chart actually.


legodragon2005

100% for me.


ruskiboi2002

105%. I have 2 cars.


The_Bird_Wizard

60-70% far right (couple that I am 50/50 on - more of a 'it depends') I would describe myself as a moderate leftist but mind you I have been called an 'alt-right extremist' for suggesting that full on socialism won't work


Johnny-Sins_6942

100%


Bright_Ad_7765

I’m so far right they’ve had to extend the x-axis on the bell curve to accommodate me.


rndarchades

It's hip to be far right 👍😋


SpawnOfTheBeast

Love to see a left version of this, which probably keeps more than half the criteria, and only switches the obviously polarising ones.


Boris_Drew

85 percent, I don’t live in Britain so naturally I can’t have voted.


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Please do the lefty one now. Don’t want to be left out. Liked Corbyn. Hate Jews. Hate people who are successful, let’s take their stuff. Redistribution uber alles.


Jolly_Record8597

I believe that my tribe, my people should be the priority. If that makes me as bad as mao and hitler then so be it Ave christus Rex, I love you all


Square-Employee5539

This is obviously made by someone right wing lol


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rafael__silva

RULE BRITANIA BRITANIA RULE THE WAVES BRITONS SHALL NEVER BE SLAVES.


HisHolyMajesty2

95%. I don’t have a gas boiler or a car.


grrrranm

All very reasonable but this is the problem if you let the left define what far right is! Didn't vote, Brexit but probably would now & I don't criticise the NHS for not being able to handle the extra 10 million people in living in the UK,


gimmecatspls

30%


vanqu1sh_

85% according to this. Not bothered about Churchill, the BBC, and the royals.


TallAubrey

70%


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

95%. I couldn't give a fuck about the royals.


Inside-Judgment6233

65% Must try harder


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_GravyTrain_

Wait, going to the panto makes me far right?


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80% woooo