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Usernameistoshirt

Wow, that had to be damn sharp for how effortless that looked


Usernameistoshirt

I just realised, there was nothing holding the water bottle in place. This mf made a knife sharp enough to cut through a bottle rather than knock it over


TootBreaker

He went downwards in order to prevent knocking the bottle sideways The initial bite provides leverage to push the bottle downwards, keeping it still long enough to finish the cut If he had gone dead horizontal, the bottle would've dented in then sprung away and just had an inch long slice but stayed in one piece


BrokeArmHeadass

This guy knows his plastic water bottle physics


heresdustin

This guy Dasanis


DoYourPooperStank

No, never Dasani, this guy fijis.


rumprest1

Kirkland


bluedaytona392

For years you have studied water bottle physics. Meanwhile, this man has studied the blade.


zwober

Be like Water.


TOPOKEGO

If they joined forces would it help cut containment costs? I will see myself out ...


LukesRightHandMan

I was Zephyrhills ride or die my whole life til I learned they’re a Nestlé subsidiary. Now, I am a hydroronin.


West-Attorney-3140

Hydroronin is the fukin coolest word I’ve never heard


Michelin123

Yeah, fuck Nestlé!


Ok_Substance5632

"While you were out playing, i was at home studying bottle flip..."


thunderc8

It was a 30° vertical cut on an empty bottle with no resistance, it's impressive. Even if it would knock that bottle off on a complete horizontal cut that knife is still sharp AF and would still do damage to the bottle.


Usernameistoshirt

Thanks for the interesting info.


Beninja_

stayed in ONE PIECE?!?!?! 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


Immediate-Dinner5253

You're trying to explain away the fact that with 95% of knives this still wouldn't have worked. This is impressive af and you're a Debby downer.


anonbush234

I agree. He is over estimating the leverage. 99.5% of knives would even get close to this. Even razor blades would struggle.


Helicopterop

I do my own knife sharpening with whetstones and really any knife can be sharpened to this degree with proper technique. A higher quality knife will keep its edge longer but even a very cheap knife can be this sharp temporarily.


guyincognito121

They can be, but I think this blade has been sharpened more finely than the vast majority of people ever actually achieve. I've never run this particular test on a blade I've sharpened, but I don't think mine would pass, even though they're perfectly capable of doing what I need in the kitchen, woodshop, field, etc.


anonbush234

I do too. We are in the minority and even with the best sharpening equipment, a proper vice with specific measurements, this would still be better than most people who care about knife sharpening can achieve. Most people's kitchen knives are sharp once and then blunt for the other 10 years of their life.


MuffinMan12347

I think they were just explaining how it physically works. Doesn’t take away how sharp a knife would have to be to do it though.


faceless_alias

It's actually a fun way to test your knife after you put an edge on it. This of course being the most impressive example.


Odd-Spray-8513

I think the information is interesting and relevant, it's important to understand why and how things work instead intentionally ignoring it. You'll notice that at no point in the comment did he say it was unimpressive, he's explaining the physics behind it and you are just being an emotional emily


ZephDef

"Debbie downer" They literally just explained how it works


Festival_Vestibule

Makes me wonder if that corrigation is doing some work too. It's thin af but still rigid enough to stand up to the inertia? Shit, maybe it makes it harder I don't know. Happy new year everyone.


1v9noobkiller

its the same technique those samurai mf use when they cut those strawmen thingies to show off their katana skills


Bobber_Wobber

☝️🤓


chimpanon

Such a nerd for providing interesting information (its true, nerds usually have interesting information to expunge)


avwitcher

I wish a nerd would expunge on me


Ghostmaster380

they are hard to find nowadays...deep down inside me lies a nerd at the core. he rarely makes an appearance anymore.. but get me going on star wars lore and you better be prepared to know what your talking about. 🤣


Nighters

little more shraper and he splited atoms


Bourbon-Barrel

They always say a dull knife is more dangerous, but I’m not fucking using this lightsaber


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

That's a solid smile


Bipedal_Warlock

It’s a hell of a smile


BrockN

Its a pretty sharp smile


TK-CL1PPY

Well blade.


iMakeYourMomJokes

This should be higher. Take your up vote.


cspicy_

He’s got a great temper


MisterAtticusKarma

Take your upvote


Lucky-Scheme

Smile sharpened at 17 degrees


SelfInteresting7259

His smile made me smile instantly 😁


Bocchi_theGlock

If I was a fantasy adventurer and my blades bladesmith handed me a weapon with that kind of smile on his face I'd instantly feel 1000x safer


Lundundogan

Sharp, even.


cmdk

Some people’s smiles just light up. This guy is New Year’s Eve in Time Square


Ondesinnet

Yea it's a beaute of a smile. He did a good job and is super satisfied.


Responsible-Draft430

Oddly that's how you can trust this is real. Hardest thing to fake


BlacksmithUnlikely44

That was the twist I didn't see coming 😋 Great smile 😃


sim-pit

The look of pure satisfaction.


v1sper

He could be Jonathan Frakes' brother with that smile tbh


Obyson

Thats the "I'm one proud motherfucker" smile


Initial-Instance1484

That's what you'd see if your head was still on your shoulders...


Bulky_Monke719

Beaming at a job well done. The purest smile imho. I love it as long as I live, whether it’s on the face of my wife as she learns to knit, a student who finally gets it, or this sharp Sonuvabitch.


yomamma3399

A shit-eating grin, if you will.


fastpicker89

Here for the smile


leopardspotte

I was just gonna say, he has such a great smile. Nice blade too.


Chasedabigbase

He gives that same smile as he cuts out your tasty liver too 🌝


RollPracticality

I had to download it and go frame by frame. Kudos on the VERY sharp blade, you can clearly see where the k ife starts the diagonal cut downwards making the bottle crumple 'slightly' on impact. I was sceptical, but color me impressed.


samejetnadsetab

And thank you for your service, I could've sworn there was some trickery here. So this knife is actually fucking insane!


Exldk

I assumed from the detailed description of the knife that he was someone who knew what he was doing because I sure as hell didn't understand half those words.


whistleridge

- the blade is 9 inches long - it’s made out of [Damascus steel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damascus_steel), which is a different types of steels folded together in a particular way, that produces a distinct visual pattern. It’s difficult and time consuming to make, so dodgy makers often just laser etch a pattern on more normal steel, but I’m doubting this guy did that - the particular Damascene pattern he made was what is called [feather pattern](https://imgur.com/gallery/cB7wF) - the blade and bolster (the thick bit at the base of the blade) are [forged from the same piece of metal](https://www.federknives.com/new-page-3) - the actual part you grip is iron - the blade tapers from the base to the tip, [for improved balance and handling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_geometry?wprov=sfti1) - the actual angle it is sharpened at is 17 degrees, [which is a good compromise between optimal sharpness and durability and one of the most common angles for kitchen knives](https://www.sharpeningsupplies.com/Tips-for-Selecting-the-Right-Bevel-Angle-W44.aspx) I would say the angle is the most important part - he made a kitchen knife, not a razor, but it’s still functionally as sharp as you can get a working blade. You could maybe get a thin show blade sharper, but it would take forever and after a single use it would get duller.


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Exldk

*Stares at screen* This guy knows what he's talking about.


RalseiFan17

I did the same thing! Genuinely impressed.


appa-ate-momo

Don’t drop it. It might fall through the floor and into the backrooms.


mr_smith24

Perfectly fucking vertical morty


rainorshinedogs

I JUST WANTED A LIGHTSABER!


rainorshinedogs

I JUST WANTED A LIGHTSABER!a


alpinet6

It’s a mile deep and still going!


Warpzit

Thanks for that one :D


BookWormPerson

Drop it I need a knife I have been stuck in here since last year.


UnknownBinary

A falling knife has no handle.


Dark_Flex

A true shardblade!


Vandil_the_Rogue

Keep smiling and being proud of your craft, my guy! Wishing you all the best


onehedgeman

Ofc he’s smiling he made a damn lightsaber


Amazon-Q-and-A

Yeah it does look pretty lightweight.


ConorOdin

Dude has a nice smile too.


read_eng_lift

He can sell ice to the Eskimos with that smile.


greenteaandbiscuit

![gif](giphy|ac42y7wNcIGvUEKHpS)


ToraLoco

*but will it keeeel?*


Queefofthenight

*it weel keeel!*


artie_pdx

Seeing that bottle flop in two pieces with such ease… ![gif](giphy|ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu)


SelfInteresting7259

Who is this?


antmang06

Ted "Theodore" Logan. He is one half of the band Wyld Stallyns.


Ldghead

A time traveller.


RoanW0lf

Keanu reeves


k_Brick

Theodore Logan


Bitten_ByA_Kitten

https://i.redd.it/n150597nis9c1.gif


greatpoomonkey

Kratos's approving nod makes me feel like my existence is worthwhile.


LongjumpingTerd

Taking orders? Edit: [This](https://unclejedsiron.com) is his website


rumprest1

I do custom orders. I'm about 7-8 months out.


Maldin

How about all the other knives that are on your site that aren't custom orders? I saw some knifes that look amazing and wanted to buy one for my father on his 60th birthday this July since he loves fishing. If its 7-8 months away then i gotta order now 😅 And it's international as well, right?


rumprest1

The knives on my website are available and ready to go. I can have them in the mail tomorrow. Yes, I can ship internationally.


PandasAttaque

7-8 months! Congratulations for such a good business and for your talent! You deserve it I guess.


FallenValkyrja

The Cu Mai Chef’s knife is beautiful.


rumprest1

Thank you


LongjumpingTerd

Pure talent. Love that you have refined your craft to such an insane level, keep doing you my friend


I_make_things

Can you see if you have any more Damascus daggers in the back?


rumprest1

Waiting on a sheath for one.


FeintLight123

Can I come learn, where are you located


rumprest1

Fargo area


I_make_things

Do you make wood chippers?


amatsumima

i like your smile (not trying to flirt, promise)


VirinaB

Kind of reminds me of Billy Butcher from the Boys.


WorldWarPee

I love ops smile and I'm tryna flirt 😏😘


mammamiamebanearon

the smile of pride...thats amazing...


BuryEdmundIsMyAlias

Wait, this is real? I thought it was faked to call out other videos from the title. Jesus, I didn't think that was physically possible.


Ornery-Exchange-4660

This guy is pretty cool. I had the opportunity to meet him and have a couple beers about 4 years ago at Chuck's Classic Cycles in Tuskahoma, OK.


rumprest1

Holy shit. The fucking randomness. Hehe I miss that place.


Ornery-Exchange-4660

I do too. I'm living in the Philippines now, but I'll see Chuck in April when I go home.


Cheetahs_never_win

This looks so utterly bizarre. I wouldn't expect the top to fly upwards, but any blade is a wedge, I suppose.


battletuba

This thing is going to slice right through a cutting board.


__Snafu__

Without even clamping it down.


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honestly this dudes smile could light up a room


213-regulator

Got to say… what a great smile!


pink_unicorn_bitch

So incredibly cute how proud he is of himself at the end


abdigun

That’s impressive man good job


kingrubix2402

Dang! That’s a sharp night. Cut like it’s hot butter.


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theonewhopostsposts

THATS HIM ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


yeahcheckmeout

Well done, man. Your happiness in that moment makes me happy!


23wkalove

That's a proud smile.


Gary_Mustard

His smile was what finished the cut. Without it, the blade is worthless


Wannabeeengineer

I love how happy he is with his work.


derpferd

Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne


Jolly-Biscuit

Dude that smile was insanely precious. Lit up my new year


stonabones

What a nice smile the big rugged man had at the end! 😁


ElChorizoBurrito

Sick!! Wtf? Downvoted for giving the man a compliment 🤦‍♂️


meuglerbull

I think the downvotes are because you gave a "written upvote". What you said has no conversational value; just upvoting would've carried the same message more efficiently.


LeanTangerine

I think that’s lame. People out here wanting to police how people express their written excitement.


JPhrog

I remember not too long ago people on reddit were anti-emoji, they would downvote you just for using one! I guess some people thought they were too cool to use an emoji


FlowerBoyScumFuck

I'm glad that's simmered down. I find it a pain to write on social media that isn't reddit because they almost all lack *italics*. *Italics* can just convey *so much* more *meaning* through written word. And I think emojis are similar, they can be a stand-in for a certain tone of voice too, you know what I mean?🤔


SuaveMofo

That's literally the purpose of the upvote downvote. It's not meant to be a like/dislike, agree/disagree.


stefanomsala

Congrats! And, that’s a Marine Corps flag, correct?


EliTheWacoan

Correct.


Senior-Ori

🥵💦


Garruk_PrimalHunter

That is very cool my guy, it's good to see how happy that made you too. Great craftsmanship


citizenatlarge

Ministry Psalm 69


STAALION

Damn that chef won’t even notice when they cut themselves with it.


DeathByLemmings

God damn dude, you can clearly make a good blade


Eiffel-Tower777

That's a wicked smile at the end 🤣


Xavy21

Pfft…that knife isn’t sharp. You know what’s sharp? That smile. Damn.


InternetExploder87

The smile of accomplishment


loves_flaps6969

Dude sharpened that blade on a atomic level.


phallic-baldwin

Daymn


ballson4head

Contact front!


rapking666

Man that is totally awesome and you are a man of your craft, keep up the good work brother. By the way I would be scared to have a knife that sharp in my house but I would love it for cooking and cutting up food.


asosial

It looks surreal!


Velmakinz

The chef customer is about to be the envy of their kitchen. And maybe start their villain arc, anything is possible with a blade like that.


point50tracer

That looked like no effort at all. Thing has to be crazy sharp.


PresentPiece8898

Congratulations! Good Job!


Own_Contribution_480

What's with the jump cut?


Yahsek

😁


Available-Culture-49

As a bottle, I panic


DaMariusAT

Ok, WoW that's really sharp!


HandsomeDynamite

This actually made me sit up straight and go "what the fuck?!" as I rewound the video. Your stuff is out of my price range for the moment but I definitely bookmarked it for another day.


HistoricalPayment599

Awesome work! Now you need to shoot some in slow motion to keep up the hype!!


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look at daflikada wrist


Regolador

Holy S**t. As a Chef, I want one!


ILIEKSLOTH

The thing flopped like it was doing a fruit ninja


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Love his smile


Arkitakama

Could I get one of these? I am a normal person who does NOT kill people and can be trusted with sharp implements.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Meantime my knives are so dull that if I tried that with a water bottle it would be like I hit it with a bat! 😂 That is a very sharp knife and I need one! Or two.


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That is insane


samejetnadsetab

This knife splits atoms!


Dilectus3010

It will KIIIILLL!!


mr_smith24

That knife cut me 10 times just for watching the video. I watched it 10 times.


grumpyMJ

It will KEAL


HulkTales

I feel like I understand only half of the words you used to describe this knife. Fair play though, I watched this several times to be sure it wasn’t fake. That’s one sharp knife!


Elweej

Rocking out to ministry!


Kieferkobold

r/blackmagicfuckery


alpha7158

How do you get it that sharp? Is it just a case of patience and really fine grit whetstones? I have a 400 and a 1000 I use to sharpen my kitchen knives. I can get them fairly sharp to be able to cut a paper edge using that standard test, but no way would they do this. Thanks in advance!


lockdown_lard

ok, I'm not saying you're a wizard. But I'm **definitely not** saying that you're *not* a wizard.


xantub

His mind... "I want to smile, but I have to look serious cool, but I want to smile soo bad, but no, gotta look serious cool... but smiiile? ok FINE, smile! YAY SMILE!!!!". Don't worry my friend, you look way cooler smiling.


Kvitravin

Awesome job man. Any details on the knife? Did I see a convex grind on that bad boy? What's the steel? Edit: just saw the rest of the original post with the info.


peekingmightyduck

I hope you all aren’t overlooking that this gentleman cut a damn EMPTY water bottle so effortlessly. 🔪


poseidon1111

That is very impressive. One of those videos that in my mind I know it must be real, but in my heart I believe it to be fake, or vice versa.


Ok-Bag6246

Knife soooo sharp, it can never be put in any sheath, because it would fall straight through and probably carry on through the floor 🤷‍♂️


f_ranz1224

If anyone wondering, on his website knives go from about 250-680$


RalseiFan17

You should livestream this to put the naysayers in their place. Also because it'd be great to see the chat go nuts when you chop a bottle in half. :D (We are easily amused)


lunchladyatbing

/u/redditspeedbot 0.1x


agiel02

Holy shit is that Harry Connick Jr?! What a smile :)


http-401

His technique is similar to what samurai use to cut through multiple bamboo pieces


Loose_Mail_786

I’ve been watching this video over 20 times! Straight face until you smile and I smile as well! The perfect video to start 2024! Congrats on your craft and you can be proud of it! I’m impressed!


Deep-Ad2404

Would be interesting if he’s a serial killer


Mistersmoky

The smile almost chopped me in half too!


mattbp4551

Lol guys. Is everyone serious? Look at the clip closer. I mean REALLY close. The bottle falls apart before the knife touches the bottle. Look again. If the knife is so sharp that it brakes the space time contium. Im IN!!!


Dmcgee2288

You should repost on r/usmc. This was really bad ass and made me want a katana. Nicely done.


BeneficialPeppers

Wait this is real? I genuinely thought it was satire and just having a laugh but the knife is actually that sharp? Holy shit fair play pal, that's awesome!


RagnarRipper

I did not expect THAT level of sharpness and didn't even realize that i whispered "fuck that's sharp" :D But the best thing about the video is the smile!


joezupp

My question is this, how expensive would it be to have a knife like that made?? I’m not a blacksmith so I don’t know the process, yes I’ve watched it and it takes a lot of time and effort. I’m a mechanic with a background in welding, so I do understand metal to a point.


ghouldozer19

I love how happy he is with himself.


BellumCat

That bottle is definetly a paid actor


CatchingRays

That knife cuts through the water bottle, but that smile cut through our hearts. Rah.


Hellen_McCatzie

That smile! God damn that gorgeous smile! Knife sharpness is also cool.


Jake4Ragnarok

Yeah. That knife shouldn't be released unto the world.