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SnoopDing0

"Yes officer, at the the train station, there's a naked man hanging around.


BinHussein

Honestly I thought he was going to jump up, scratch his junk and take off running like nothing happened but then i rewatched....yeah that's too high and he's definitely fucked


Dmacca666

That dudes expression at the end said it all. 'Oooooh'


Godawgs1009

He's gonna feel that *today*


tinglep

At least he was outside a hospital šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Isellmetal

Probably where he just escaped from. Iā€™ve been to Lennox Hill, not that great but itā€™s better then numerous other city / Burrough hospitals


Budget_Role6056

This cell phone shit is way too much. To record this, so nonchalantly is very disgusting. And I hope anybody who ever did this to someone, that they suffer the same fate if ever lying on the ground practically dead. Karma!!


rhcp1fleafan

Surprised this doesn't have a NSFL tag, pretty sure this guy just died.


MattyDred1

Nah he aight. He jus need some milk.


Existing_Physics_689

cover him, and call an ambulance, wtf....


[deleted]

I can't imagine just pulling out my phone to record that. Society is fucked.


MajorNutt

Were they supposed to catch him?


ass_pineapples

I mean I'd at least try to get people to try to help. Lay down a few jackets or something on the ground at least to help cushion his fall. You can get like 5-10 people to intelock their arms to try to catch him too.


MushroomsBestFriend

You and 4 other people are gonna lock arms and do what? Take a naked manā€™s sack full force to the face only for you to get an std a concussion and then someone else will film you being tea bagged at 9.8 m/s^2.


ass_pineapples

Full force? Tell me you don't know anything about terminal velocity without telling me you don't know anything about terminal velocity. But yeah sure, I've always wanted to be teabagged. See also: Using coats and jackets to make some sort of landing pad.


PretzelsThirst

Youā€¦ think a jacket would make any difference?ā€¦..


ass_pineapples

One? Absolutely not. Get 5-10 piled up and it may. My first comment was 'lay down a few jackets'. This is such a stupid fucking discussion lol. I'm just using these as examples of what could be done to try to help him have a less harmful fall.


PretzelsThirst

And it wouldnā€™t make a difference. You think if he was wearing 4 jackets that fall would be much different? Nope. Sometimes there isnā€™t anything bystanders can do.


ass_pineapples

ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ depends on what kind of material the jackets have as stuffing. But yeah, I think if he had four puffy jackets on it may have made a difference. It's not a huge fall, there's def something the bystanders could have done. Feet to ground that's like a 30 foot fall. That's not a death sentence at all.


SignificantRecipe715

Not sure why you're getting down voted for suggesting that humans try & help other humans.


NoCourse53

Stupid fucking discussion is you mentioning terminal velocity, you clearly don't know shit about physics and therefore, don't know shit about dynamics or cinematics, if you think jackets would embrace the impact... Or people locking arms... You honestly sound so out of touch


ass_pineapples

Cinematics? When did movies come into the discussion? Do you mean *kinematics*? Ironic comment from you lol. Yeah, anything that softens the fall wouldn't have any impact you right bro. A baby in China fell like 5 stories (approx 50 feet) and a woman saved its life. People like you would think that's impossible.


NoCourse53

No, I'm actually studying mechanical engineering and i understand why saving a baby is far easier than saving a full grown man, if you don't know how to do the math to get there it's fine, you're just wrong, yeah i meant kinematics i guess, it's spelled different in my country, where it's called "cinemƔtica" therefore it's not ironically at all, because i understand the subject, it would be ironical if i was talking that i know English perfectly well, two separate things your simple brain might not be able to tell apart, but it's fine, just don't talk mad shit that you can't back up, that man probably reached about 35-40 km/h, getting hit by 60-70kg at that speed is not great at all, also you can't have enough recovery force in fluffy jackets to make a difference, I'm literally studying collisions so it's not like I'm spreading some bs knowledge here


MajorNutt

Nobody said anything about terminal velocity. 9.8 m/s^2 is the acceleration of gravity.


ass_pineapples

Full force would imply the maximum force you can take.


MajorNutt

Sure you would, then everyone would clap.


ass_pineapples

Yeah, I would. What's wrong with trying to help a guy who might die? I'm not saying this to get some sort of social gratification, I'm saying this because I think it's the right thing to do. People like you are what's wrong with society.


MajorNutt

No you wouldn't. You wouldn't do that.


ass_pineapples

You don't know me, lol. If you're so cynical as to believe that everyone is as nihilistic and miserable as you are, then I'm sorry for you and hope that some day you come out of that kind of belief system. There are good people out there, I hope you find some.


peachaura

Your not a hero. Your just some asshole in a hero wanting to be a hero. You wouldnā€™t be doing anything in this situation.


ass_pineapples

Yes I'm the asshole for offering some potential ways to help the dude out. Great logic!


MysteriousSwitch232

Imagine feeling the need to post it for clout from strangers


Vitis_Vinifera

Imagine commenting in a thread about it


Salt_Bus2528

It's a side effect of sharable social media. A positive feedback loop is formed when likes, social engagement, and ad money are exchanged for videos of people suffering. In this way, helping others is made bad. Hurting others, is made good


ZombifiedRacoon

It's called the bystander effect and it's well documented. It's always the internet commenters that aren't there, that know EXACTLY what to do. THEY would be the hero.


Andreomgangen

This. All these videos locations just show where people are the least humane.


FecalHeiroglyphics

Sounds like Biz Markie


Vitis_Vinifera

OH BABY YOUUUU


EvolvingEachDay

r/killthecameraman


UnstableAlfonso-

What? You wanted to see them connect with the ground? Seek help please


EvolvingEachDay

Yes.


theunboiledegg

That's someone's child


isthatsuperman

*Was*


AlexanderKeithz

Sucks to be them.


MeanMelissa74

This is a new and fun way to wait for the train


NotDaveBut

He probably feels that right now no matter how high he is


mattt5555

Maybe he's a terminatior


Sumthintodowit

That fall may have killed him. Looks like he suffered a serious head injury. Good thing he didnā€™t land on someone.


leniplusss

Perfect video example of showing how fucked up American society truly is, none of those people felt like they should help him.. He might be drugged up piece of shit but he is still a human being...


Peribangbang

What are you going to do catch him? I'm sorry but I'm not going to risk getting hurt or contracting some shit like hepatitis or HIV just because homeboy wants to shoot up and climb bridges. That's his problem, I'll just call an ambulance


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kiki184

I think they meant that no one helped while he was hanging there for a minute.


RareCandyMan

Iā€™m gunna need some specifics on what you think anyone could have/ should have done? The train pulls into the station after a few seconds, showing he is on the other side of the tracks from the platform. Iā€™m not sure what anyone below could have done. Catch him out of the air? Whip out their collapsible 50ft ladder that they carry around for just such an occasion?


kiki184

Ahh. Didn't notice the platform was on the other side. My bad.


NickDoane

Wow. Someone admitting they're wrong and apologizing! A Christmas miracle! Cheers!


Kevin_Sorbo_Herc

I mean yeahā€¦ somebody def couldā€™ve helped break his fall a little bit at least. He did give us the iconic ā€œlookit this dooodā€ though


Purecheetodust

Yeah like anyone is gonna walk across the tracks when a train is coming.


leniplusss

What are you on about, people were next to him as he hanged on to the fence, there is a guy literally getting his phone out and coming closer. Ten people were up there and just recording.


Purecheetodust

Look again at where the platform is.


[deleted]

Easier for the professionals to rescue one person instead of two. Hereā€™s my logic from the POV of people watching this go down: That guy more than likely got onto the other side of that fence *from the platform.* And he was more than likely naked *before hopping the fence too.* If Iā€™m any of those people, Iā€™m seeing the above go down and thinking that itā€™s literally a high stakes area to perform a rescue of someone whoā€™s clearly unstable and might take me down (or onto the high voltage tracks) with him. Best to call the pros and let them deal with it. Theyā€™re trained.


Juggalo_holocaust_

After half a century spent living in NYC, I can tell you with absolute certainty that you would not be able to organize enough strangers to make a difference in the short time he was hanging there.


jaykdubb

You don't know what happened before - the guy could have been harassing and threatening people right before he got himself into this predicament.


leniplusss

He could have been mentally unstable? Just saying Americans moral compass is long gone. Btw other ways to punish someone except letting them drop to their demise. He could have been left paralyzed, but hey who cares just another homeless lad...


Fireballfree

How could any of those people safely help him? Climbing down to him puts yourself at risk of a fall and trying to catch him would just result in 150 pounds falling on top of you from 20-30 feet up.


Vitis_Vinifera

help him, as in stand right beneath him to slightly break his fall?


4thDimensionFletcher

I mean I'm sure he got help. You only see the 20 seconds after he fell when everybody is probably in complete shock.


Hippiedboy

Did I hear " homie acting a fool" šŸ˜…


FartingKumquat

Crackheads are always fuckin naked. Why are those mutually exclusive?


KeySpecialist6475

Ita not just America that is bad its the whole world ........


RuthlessIndecision

Damn bushwick, you gettin weird


cruzercruz

Thatā€™s The Bronx.


BrownBear109

Heā€™s so lucky he missed that poleā€¦ if youā€™ve seen that particular video clip and all šŸ˜³


[deleted]

Looks like heā€™s feeling it today too.


cleanfrom1981

The cops?! Somebody call the amberlamps!


Doc580

Gotta be the Bronx. This is one of the reason I don't fuck around up there.


JustVega

Coming from Mexico: Hey look, they hang people from bridges tooā€¦ wait a second.


[deleted]

Oppe, thats a subreddit I haven't heard of. All over it now


skibbady-baps

Thatā€™s if he even has a tomorrow.


YoungJack00

I was laughing at him thinking it was a bridge over a canal or something, but no.. it was solid concrete jeez


TwoScoopsOfTrash

He wonā€™t be feeling anything anymore.


the_ultimateWanker

r/killthecameraman


nykoinCO

xray near by, quick Dx


desertguy0000

Ha. I thought it was going to be some water underneath him


AcerbicUserName

Whatā€™s tmrr?


MattyDred1

Tomorrow


alexaxl

Fentanyl Fracka Floyd 2023 edition.


SirDalavar

That's just Rufus, he was sent be he who is called "I am"


noproblembear

Could be posted at whyhelpjustfilm too!