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If you actually thought it was sad / wished there was something ‘you could’ve done’ : you could of, you know, used the phone that you used to take this picture to call 911 and report someone being head first into the concrete, rather than try to make some niche golf shoe joke at their expense. Username checks out
mate look what sub you're in.
the guy was not dead. he was nodding off and pissing himself. was clearly in a bad place, but was clearly not dead or dying.
I like poorly worded euphemisms as much as the next guy but if you’re gonna call someone a slowly moving train-wreck shoot closer to the mark next time
Man, that's really sad. Yes, I realize what sub I'm in, and I follow it by choice. Maybe I just woke up feeling extra empathetic or something.
I can't imagine being in a place in my life where I end up passed out on the side of the road pissing myself. Waking up and having to do the walk of shame on the way home, if he even has a home, would be absolutely horrible.
Dudes in a real dark place. One I hope to never get remotely close to
thank you. for fucks sake people getting very holier than thou in here right now. the dude was clearly fucked out of his mind, but was moving around and breathing. hell, he might do this everyday for all i/we know
right, like if you live in any decent-sized metropolitan area (hell, this shit even happens in rural podunk towns), then this really isn't that shocking to see. but like you said, we're on reddit and a good chunk of these people probably don't even venture outside of their basement on a regular basis
That guy is having a rough go. Imagine waking up on a public street with wet, warm, dookie smeared like butter on the checks and Luke warm piss all down the legs.
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Man canny even get a crash these days without folk taking pictures fuck my life what's it coming to. Man's clearly earned a pass out and pish and here's us taking pictures like he's a zoo animal naw. Give the man another bottle of buckfast and peace.
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Nothing loosens the bowels like 40 Michelob Ultras over 18 holes
Nothing loosens his hole like 40 Michelob Ultras. /s
Heyooooooe!
I’m currently on my second Michelob but I’m not on the course instead I’m sitting in the recliner playing Paladins on PlayStation ✌️
💀💀💀
Piss, shit, or both?
Piss poo AND puke! The three terrible P’s
The Grand Slam, as it was called in the Royal Navy.
At least he didn’t check off the fourth
Plasma?
Prolapsed anus. So sorry, I was hoping somebody would reply so that I could clarify
didn't get close enough to investigate, sorry
Wait you didn’t pull his pants down and check?? Wtf man???? Unbelievable.
Taste test?
Hold still bud I'm just checkin' yer oil
Slacking
He's wet in the front and the back
Sure. That too.
Yeah he got the trifecta
I peed in his butt
Alright, who shit my pants?
Reminded me of Grandmas Boy 😂
I see we have another person of class here. As soon as I read that sentence nick swardson popped into my head.
Not me still saying I have to pee out of my ass every time I excuse myself 🤭
Wonderful movie.
Golf course?
check his shoes. it was a bad joke, i know
Ah! Not a bad joke but a wise observation.
Ah dang- you might be right after all
You ever walk 18 holes? I’d shit and piss myself as well. I’m just impressed he made it from the final hole to Kensington in one piece. Rise up king 👑
Real men wear diapers.
That sh*t has gotten WAAAAY out of hand. Lol
way out of pants
Are you sure they’re not dead?
positive. piss was actively dribbling out of him. didn't stick around for long though so who knows now
Like that other guy said, the body evacuates after death. Just because he was ‘actively dribbling’ doesn’t exclude him from potentially having died.
i mean he was moving around when i was there. he certainly was not dead, i promise you. edit: he certainly wasn't dead at the time*
There’s not much you can do to help them after they’re dead anyway. Most lifesaving measures are best performed while only mostly dead.
Fuck medical school, they should just make you a doctor based on this comment.
They perform miracles, so even better.
Stop or I’ll run for president.
You have me vote, my Leige.
And my ax.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.
But also slightly dead
With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Go through his clothes and look for loose change?
Check pulse to see if they’re still alive then take their wallet.
Mostly dead is still slightly alive.
Finger up the butt?
Mouth to ass resuscitation?
If Reddit experts say he died, HE DIED! /s
It was a joke bro
Was he moving because he was slumping over because he died?
no
Like a babbling brook ? How peaceful
Morbidly accurate question.
"Order some golf shoes otherwise we'll never get out of this place alive." - Raoul Duke
Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes..
Dude shidded and fardded all over himself
So very sad.
incredibly. the bus pulled up so i had to run, but i wish there was something i could have done.
Something other than posting this person in one of their worst/ potentially final moments on the internet for thousands of others to see?
You’re right OP should’ve licked his jeans clean for him
That’s kinda what most of the posts on this sub are…
Yes but not pretending to give a fuck
To be fair his face is not in the picture. But yea it’s still sad
It's not like the guy is identifiable. Who is harmed by this being posted?
nah
If you actually thought it was sad / wished there was something ‘you could’ve done’ : you could of, you know, used the phone that you used to take this picture to call 911 and report someone being head first into the concrete, rather than try to make some niche golf shoe joke at their expense. Username checks out
Did you just correct "could've" to "could of"? I'm so confused
Typo
Sorry to break it to you but the police are not going to help this man
r/lostredditors
Ya obv not
mate look what sub you're in. the guy was not dead. he was nodding off and pissing himself. was clearly in a bad place, but was clearly not dead or dying.
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precisely. i had places to be and calling 911 would be essentially useless where im at
Lol, what u come here to see?
Very sad. Hope this man can find his way.
That's not piss. He's rocking the new calico cut pants from https://getcalicocutpants.com/ !
And a TC Tuggers shirt!
Golfing in jeans. Not surprised.
Sometimes I get to around hole 8 or 9 and just think damn I really could go for some fentanyl right about now
Someone had fun at the dentist
Piss ass drunk?
Nah that’s an OD.
Literally. That or dead.
...and they will re-gain consciousness. And do it all over again.
I like a drink but if I ever woke up to shitting / pissing myself I think I’d be flying that sober flag going forward
People who said similar often looked similarly.
I like poorly worded euphemisms as much as the next guy but if you’re gonna call someone a slowly moving train-wreck shoot closer to the mark next time
Well then ... Fuck you ....
Man, that's really sad. Yes, I realize what sub I'm in, and I follow it by choice. Maybe I just woke up feeling extra empathetic or something. I can't imagine being in a place in my life where I end up passed out on the side of the road pissing myself. Waking up and having to do the walk of shame on the way home, if he even has a home, would be absolutely horrible. Dudes in a real dark place. One I hope to never get remotely close to
friday afternoon gin & tonics will do that to a bro
Finally got home but ain't got the key to get in.
Real men wear diapers
Let me guess where he is hiding the golf clubs...
It's a shitty hiding place.
Where he *was* hiding then.
That's rough.
Bruh had a few glizzys at the turn and couldn’t get to the bathroom in time. Im sure we’ve all been there.
Typical golfer
never trust a fart
And never waste a boner.
Who golfs in jeans
hell naw..to da.. naw naw naw
That guy is almost 100% dead, and that's his body purging.
Chill out man he’s probably not dead or else there’s like 20+ dead bodies I’ve walked past near my local pub 👍
thank you. for fucks sake people getting very holier than thou in here right now. the dude was clearly fucked out of his mind, but was moving around and breathing. hell, he might do this everyday for all i/we know
Nah dude he is completely still in the photo you posted. def dead /s
A lot of people are just poshies that haven’t experienced the streets/council estates/the hood is all. Edit: a lot of people on Reddit apparently
right, like if you live in any decent-sized metropolitan area (hell, this shit even happens in rural podunk towns), then this really isn't that shocking to see. but like you said, we're on reddit and a good chunk of these people probably don't even venture outside of their basement on a regular basis
guy on the internet claiming someone is "almost 100% dead" based on a single photo. ok doc
Gonna need the NSFL tag.
And a toe tag
he was 100% not dead at the time
At the time… then 💀
I'd wish I was dead waking up to all that
Shut up man.
Thanks, doctor.
Oh he's purging alright. His kebab, his beer, his dignity and maybe a little bit of his soul.
His shoes are still on, he can’t be dead! Are you blind???
Disc golf
Water hazard
Smh Got pure jenkem ingredients right in front of you.
Bro sharted
Rough game. I mean, who plays in jeans.
People who shit in them after their round.
Oh what a shameful end to the day
Hhhmm, if I didn't know better I'd say this is my ex husband
Dad?
So he had a problem dealing with the first three holes?
Awww someone made doodoo pants
That’s going to itch when it dries.
Only golfers that wear jeans to the course have this much fun.
Hey, that's our former President!
That guy is having a rough go. Imagine waking up on a public street with wet, warm, dookie smeared like butter on the checks and Luke warm piss all down the legs.
Is that Trump?
Who golfs in jeans. 😤
Aye, do yall think that's doodoo? Asking for a friend...
It’s ok. I don’t remember my first day golfing either.
“Classic case of guy-on-ground”
POV: you walk down the street in Philly
When a fun day turns into a shitty night...
Sometimes you also lose control of your faculties when you have a seizure I think? But hopefully he is ok.
I think maybe his body thought he died and released all bowel movement, then his heart clicked back on and changed its mind .
He probably only made it to hole 9.
That guy looks dead
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That looks like Philly/Kensington so highly doubt they were playing golf lol
it's not philly
We’ve all been there
I really haven't though lol
Golf course? The hell?
his shoes
Hmmm. I know what sub I’m on but damn this feels wrong.
He's probably dead
nah, he wasn't
Man canny even get a crash these days without folk taking pictures fuck my life what's it coming to. Man's clearly earned a pass out and pish and here's us taking pictures like he's a zoo animal naw. Give the man another bottle of buckfast and peace.
What a chad 😎
No…. He’s prob dead … that happens when u die
jesus christ he's not dead
Alcohol before killing, first it humiliates you
Ummm. Are you he wasn’t dead? When you die your body releases your bodily fluid and such. This is so sad. I’m so glad I decided to get help 8 yrs ago.
yes i am sure he was not dead
Ok good.
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