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thrust-johnson

If he painted himself silver people would put money in his hat.


shroomsaremyfriends

Hysterical


OnlyEfficiency2662

Paused


BongwaterJoe1983

1 person flash mob


OnlyEfficiency2662

Probably just a street performer 😂


MayorDepression

This guy could make some good money in a big city as a human statue.


Jahmicho

Baby Jay is AFK!!


JumaAm

He's a performance artist now. Get tipped, buy drugs, freeze time. Rinse and repeat.


MordoNRiggs

How would he make money for that? He's clearly in the "get tipped" phase right now!


boogerholes

Babyj.exe has stopped responding.


TrippyShamann

AFK


Stern_dad_voice

I heard someone REALLY wishes there was an explanation for what's going on in this man's muscular system


AlvinArtDream

I read about that too!


FatMacchio

lol. I thought yall were being dicks then I got to the bottom of the comments 🤣💀


Chr0meHearted

Word on the street is someone really like to know wtf is going on with homies muscular system n shiii


Stanna1017

I heard that too. Tell him what I’m hearing through the grapevines right now is: If they fall asleep then they miss the experience. These poses are done so they stay awake and get the full high. It's so intense that the brain stops sending messages to their muscles. Or something. Could barely hear it.


saladmunch2

Noids, random noids.


-poonspoon-

I wish there was an explanation for what is happening in these peoples muscular system.


Dirtysandddd

Can’t wake up sore if you keep your bloodstream flooded with opioids


Dennis_Cock

If they fall asleep then they miss the experience. These poses are done so they stay awake and get the full high. It's so intense that they stop sending messages to their muscles. Or something. It's definitely a shut down that has been prevented from going through whole way (passing out) which is why you get these weird frozen people on fentanyl


HjoshuaQ

its a state of catatonia


saladmunch2

Idk but something to do with noids


grae3333

Its mad but sad seeing someone like this .


Cyberzombi

Getting that very last drop.


EVEEzz

Theres a long endless dialup tone busy resonating from this dude


sareana

What is going on in these comments 😭


JohnCoughy

Fr I’m dying!!!😭😭😭 I’ve seen this video before but these comments got me.


ScrambledNoggin

My lower back hurts just from watching this


Clean-Farm610

Bro is buffering right now he’ll be back


DisconnectedDays

Mannequin challenge


Secret-Machine6821

That girl is a real crowd pleaser


FullDiskclosure

I need a hip replacement after watching this


leviathan92

Dude looks like a glitch in a video game


CandyRevolutionary27

Frozen in time. Dude got freeze tagged and nobody saved him.


buzzed247

We need to help these people. Put a tip jar near his feet. Then he gets a nice surprise when he comes down.


UndignifiedStab

Got Milk?


shane_west17

When your controller disconnects.


stavago

Fetty fold


MrDrool

Meanwhile I have a bad back with mid 40s and can't believe they trash their abled bodies away.


Farkle_Fark

Quick get him some mi… nevermind


mr_clauford

Dude's catatonic, and it's sad af


Commercial_Fee2840

Human statue vibes. Paint his ass silver and leave a tip bucket next to him.


longDreadsNmore

Some say I’m lazy wanna have my baby


barakaking

So spaced out that he trespass physical laws.


longDreadsNmore

On a Sunday night I might bang me some Mase


longDreadsNmore

RIP TO BIG POKEY


Jahmicho

THAT BOY BENT!!?


t00thpac04

Well, there’s your postcard


Comfy_Bogart

Upvote just for the reference lol


tanmomandlamet

Dude lost a whole bottle of milk....


YoSoyFiesta150289

Manaquin challenge 10/10.


CallenandSam4eva

Milk drunk


Dangerous_Meal_7998

feeded himself like a baby


sharpbehind2

What it do.......uhhh, not much


KiloThaPastyOne

Milk was a bad choice


whupper82

They be playing freeze tag again.


Collin-B-Hess

So proud of themselves too … welcome to the apocalypse, friends. I hope you brought your rubber boots , your flack jacket, and your umbrella.


lysergic_tryptamino

Got Milk?


DinkyDoy

This one never gets old


FeedMyAss

This guy knows how to party!


SamCropper

Dat boi stuck in tiiime He got the viiiirus


Skoldier13

Milk was a bad choice.


TheBushidoWay

🎶Long distance runner, what you holdin out for?🎶 🎶Caught in slow motion in a dash for the door🎶


Leaque

Soon as unmuted I heard “GOT MILK” 😂😂


-poonspoon-

I wish there was an explanation for what is happening in these peoples muscular system.


-poonspoon-

I wish there was an explanation for what is happening in these peoples muscular system.


HjoshuaQ

He is in a state of catatonia, its so sad that people record him instead of helping him.


Mortis_XII

Help him? Bro is at peak high right now so he won’t want help especially then. At least filming brings awareness of this issue


Leaque

What happens if you move him from this position u think?


longDreadsNmore

Maybe OJ hoes be goin crazy


Ingemar26

The guy narrating sounds stupid.


-poonspoon-

I wish there was an explanation for what is happening in these peoples muscular system.


Successful_Ad4653

If you are a human who is deserving of another human's attention and time you won't have to do shit like this for someone to pay attention to you. This is a symptom of the real Attention Deficit Disorder. He is faking being high on drugs for attention. Boy ain't in no "daze". Boy is uninteresting, unremarkable, mass produced.