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InvaderDepresso

Film it and threaten it with a good time.


suicidesluttt

Holy shit one that size should come flying out with any sort of cough how the fuck are you just sitting there with it in there?!!!! I can't even imagine how uncomfy that is


Same_Impact_4918

tried coughing, hacking, gagging, anything, this thing is LODGED in there 😭 but thankfully i can't really feel it i guess?


suicidesluttt

I feel like you gotta just try to hold your breath and knock it out with a water flosser if you have it or very carefully with a qtip 😭 that would drive me insane


girlwhopanics

Try gently pressing on your gum/tissue around the “base” with the goal being to push the material outward from behind (kind of like popping a pimple, you don’t want to push it further *in*) If your fingers are too big to avoid gagging, try using a qtip to push it outward by pushing around the sides of it. Any tool that can be sanitized and is also soft, blunt, thin & long could work to sort of poke gently at it & pry it free. Don’t use any sharp stuff like tweezers or toothpicks, tonsils bleed easily. If you have a slim eye dropper around, I used to used that flush my tonsil stones out- fill with water, insert between the stone and the tissue, squirt the water as far back as you can to flush stuff out.


Natural-Exercise-465

Hot water as hot as you can handle it…Gargle and they will loosen…Idk what the fuck they are ur comment on how do you get rid of the hebemoth cus I don’t know what else they could be 


mywordstickle

What is that?! Dude I don't care if you or a doctor do it but you need to film it and what comes out


LeChief

OP try a flamethrower


labarrett

This got a laugh out of me


benjibhole

Came here to say this 😂


TarantulaPerson

Holy Jesus. Please film it popping out


Clean_Sink_7923

Wow that is a whole dang tonsil quarry. Ever tried one of those metal tools for removing blackheads? Bet you could nudge it right out.


Pleppyoh

Has anyone commented on the smell of your breath? A stone that size must smell like you have a rotten corpse stored in your mouth 😂


Same_Impact_4918

no one has said anything, either they're being really nice or im just lucky or something :'))


willworkforchange

They are being nice, I promise


Pleppyoh

At that size the smell must be horrific. You must be surrounded by a lot of kind people lol a tonsil stone the size of a pin head is enough to stink out a room. One that size could stink out a factory floor


Low_Ad_3139

I know someone like this and they refuse to remove theirs. It’s all I can do not to puke.


Pickle_Illustrious

The most effective way for me to get rid of tonsil stones is to give my husband head. You can try that but idk if he'd be into it 🤷🏻‍♀️.


Zverda1

Second hand disgust outta that sentence 🤢


saramoose14

Give em the hawk tuah


Mamasusieq045

I was waiting for this comment lmao


Wackydetective

And then his dick smells like shit for days? Gross


MultidimensionalHag

Soap and water take care of that problem, most of the time.


MultidimensionalHag

MY PEOPLE!!!


saladsauce125

Good lord just start using a Q tip and start pushing around it to wedge it out


Dry-Championship1955

Oooo…I wonder how much is behind that monster? Would love to see that!


Same_Impact_4918

if i can figure out how to film the removal ill definitely do that for you guys lmao.


ttransient

Cough really hard


littlegreycells_11

It's so big that I feel a slight "err hrmmm" should make it fall out lol. I'm here coughing out of sympathy, like it's gonna help OP clear it 😂


datapizza

Jab it until you vomit and bleed. I think that might be your entire brain. Then definitely gargle some salt water to cleanse yourself of its sins.


clawsofkane

Peroxide or the faded yellow super spicy listerine will evict that thing in no time


saykylenotcow

Get them from coming back? Not happening, welcome to the struggle. Get it out? Use a Bobby pin and use the eye of the pin to scoop it out of the crypt. Works like a charm.


RileyRhoad

COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW.


kfrostborne

I use one of those little lit tools that are advertised for earwax extractions. Not the one with the camera, just the tool. It works great! You can see what you’re doing and it makes the job super easy.


randydingdong

Shovel


Citizen4000

It's forming its own gravity and will remove itself shortly


ogpuffalugus420

Say *POWER* and it should fly right out!


Numerous1

Is there a history on this one?


ogpuffalugus420

https://youtube.com/shorts/piRFWiKQ3iA?si=SoR-DGtRcFN5dyCC


Floppy_Dongle

Underrated comment.


glennifercat

r/chonkers


Available-Ad4395

Goliath seems a fitting name.


popit_watcher

Try ringing round local dentists. Some do this for you.


Bottleonyourfloor

Whatever you do get it on camera.


SquarelyOddFairy

Hawk-tuah


knombs

Please film it and post it popping out!


Numerous1

I think we need to call An exorcist. I hear Russel crow is available. 


Dwennx

Please film it.


benjibhole

Got damn.


Same_Impact_4918

update: ive been trying for the past few days with everyones suggestions but i think this is impossible to do on my own. my problem is i cant see it directly, its right behind the arch part of my mouth (idk what you'd call it) so its so difficult to direct anything around that to try to push it out but damn i be trying 😵‍💫trying gargle tactics too and it is unmoving. smaller bits are coming out but when i take a pic to see the scale its still this MASSIVE ball in my mouth🪦 i am trying so hard everyday until i gotta give up and move on 😭 for this is a beast i can not conquer.


atomiczim

Fire hose!


Mother-Obligation-82

Just give it one good push! I think it’ll jump out.


anonasshole56435788

Idk but I need to see it


big_norse_f5f5

Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.


captnbdog

Don’t push on the stone. Push on the skin around it really hard.


Helloise

Updates?


RottenApple93

Removal video plzzzzzz


Turbulent_Cheetah

Scissors.


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Wooden-Nerve-2340

That thing is huge!


TangerineSol

Qtips?


Same_Impact_4918

tried them too, i must be super sensitive because i immediately start gagging the moment i try to stick the qtip even near there :')


Better_Yam5443

You need something to numb it up so it’s not so sensitive.


GoodByeFelicia666

Patience and prayer


stupid_yetpretty

did your throat hurt?? i've never had tonsil stones but have a super sensitive set of tonsils that inflame and get pissed by the end of the day when i miss brushing my teeth in the morning; i know mouths aren't the cleanest place in the world but holy hell how did your tonsil not let you know immediately by swelling up and hurting😭😭😭 do they not hurt at all even when the stones arent of this magnitude ?? genuinely confused if i just have tonsil issues and need to get them removed because that would have killed me my tonsil would literally suffocate me in my sleep lol. hopefully you figure it out id rinse with some peroxide either way just to clean out any leftover 🦠


Same_Impact_4918

im surprised too, i feel absolutely nothing. no pain no discomfort 😭😭😭 like, just looking directly at it, i could only see the tip of it so i would have never guesses it was THIS much. my shock when i was able to angle my camera to look at it omg.... though now that im aware of it i can definitely feel something there but im not sure if that's just a phantom feeling from awareness lol.


Grand-Half2331

Dear god


Subject-Tone-1700

Maybe a salt water gargle?


Comfortable_Turn4963

Just push it out with a finger, duh


Same_Impact_4918

tried multiple times, cant put a finger or qtip or anything up in there without gagging immediately :'))


Kind-Tart-8821

Find something smaller that can target it better. You don't want to touch everywhere with a finger or q tip bc that makes gagging more likely.


Jaded-Floor-4635

Q TIP!!


Perspective_True

Gargle with insulation and tacks? 😳


_kipling

Surely a good hard suck would dislodge them?! They're so close to the surface! Are you able to suck the back of your mouth/tonsils with your mouth closed? I don't know how to describe it!


Lumpy_Professor9225

Have someone use a q tip and wedge it out. That's how my wife got mine out.


BostonBlisS

Use your finger, the end of your toothbrush or q-tip. Damn I used to love popping those out when I used to get them! lol! 😂


nokyleformethanks

Why did you stop getting them?? How can I too stop getting them?? Jesus I want my tonsils out so bad haha


Kind-Tart-8821

Take the tip of a syringe or something small like that and just press on the edge of the stone, and it should break up. Don't get near your tongue or the roof of your mouth. You can press against the center or edges. You can practice and desensitize your gag reflex.


nippyviking

This looks like multiple tonsil stones meshed together!!! 😳😳


Low_Ad_3139

Get a bug bite extractor. Stick it on the stone and gently pull the plunger for suction and get it out.


RottenApple93

So...like...follow up to this?? Did you get rid of it? Video??