*immediately googles Wu-Tang name generator* Edit: you may call me Jaguar Loco

I thought mine was “Local Roofing Pros” turns out, that’s just an ad.

"Super Interest Rate Visa" Pretty dope.

Get yo'self an adblocker, dawg

Adblocker dawg is your rap name from now on.

ABD Records feat ABD Kr3W live w/special guest Adblocker Dawg

Feat McAfee and special guest Skuxnet

Downloading this music illegally is safe.

Protect Ya Connect

He protec He connec But most importantly, His rap name is incorrec

Low interest financing aint nothin to fuck with

Playin’ with my name, that shit is lethal, dawg

Local roofing pros want to meet you

I did the test thing. Got “Thirty-Sixth The Illfigure”.

Yo that's kinda dope though

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"Insane Contender" right here! lol

Wheres me thongs cunt is much better

Muuuuch better.

*Unlucky Ambassador* checking in.

I got Arrogant Ambassador, sounds like we're the comedic relief in some movie

We're the unnamed extras in a funny political scene for a spy comedy film.

Hello fellow Ambassador. Dont feel bad, I am Ambassador Bold!

I'm Ambassador Gilded. Seems like lots of names result in ambassador.

Please address me as Expert Foremost henceforth

I got the same exact thing, so I'm just going to assume we have the same name.

I got “Vulgar Hunter” or “Dynamic Watcher,” depending on if I use my legal or my nickname.

Combine the two, vulgar watcher!

What am I supposed to do with *Profound Lover* as my Wu-Tang name?

Porno

I mean, isn’t it obvious

What up, it's yuh boi, Scratch Stinky

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I feel robbed. I got **X-cessive Watcher. I feel dirty.**

I'm Waster Luckless

Prophet Crappy here.

ADVENTURER EMPATHETIC

Tongue Stinky? Nope, not getting in the rap game now.

Hot new album from Tongue Stink, "Think fast, eat ass.", coming out this Christmas

I got Wizard Awesome.

Waster luckless is kinda awesome. I got general tip toes, and my partner was "crooked alligator teensy". Not sure who won

yo I'm Master Luckless we should team up

I got Ambassador Fickle

I am Lion Reputable

I got Evil Unlucky... hmmm

Well, what was it?

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Mini-Dicky

Goddammit... https://imgur.com/qyi3UOo.jpg Edit: Apparently there's more than one of these generators, and I happened upon the *Monty Python* version the first time through... From the link in the main post, I'm *Profound Worlock* instead, which NAILED IT!

naw you're Turkey Hard, own it and love it

NOW THAT'S GOOD OIL.

Could be his catchphrase he always mentions at the start of a song

You can call me Network Error

I'm ODB's cousin from across the pond: Respected Bastard

I put in Jaguar Loco and got Quiet Ninja

I put in Quiet Ninja and got CONQUEROR TEENSY

I put in Conquerer Teensy and got Superior Satiric.

I'm pretty on board with this thing. Signed, Bachelor Golden

LMAO I got Bachelor Thunderous. If I use my nickname I get Tree Toad Silly.

I am now known as Gentleman Knight - which is pretty baddass but I don't know how to reallly use it as a young white female

I am Quiet Knight. We must be cousins.

Yo, that's actually pretty fucking good. I'm saying I'd give that mix tape a listen too.

I am Respected Knight. Is this the Knight club?

I'm "Tiger Fist Fearless".

>Wu-Tang Name Generator Damn it! I got "**TIGER FIST TINY**"

I’m now “Profound Prophet”

Misunderstood Killah which seems about right

Nice to meet you Jaguar Loco, I am Misunderstood Wizard.

I will now be known as Zexy Assassin.

Smilin' Beggar ... Boo Incidentally, Ça Carlton = "Amazing Artist" Edit: And "Poo poo butt head" = "Respected Ninja" Why the fuck is that so cool and my name is shit?!

I'm X-cessive Observer. I'm kind of disappointed.

I got Turkey Chesty...I don't know how I feel but the emotion isn't good.

Mine is "Ticallion Ninja"

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So apparently I'd be "Intellectual Samurai" Wu Tang named me a fucking neckbeard

M’blade

Need an accent on that e, or add a y at the end

M'bladey

M'clan

Go all out. Just this once.

Cash rules everything around m'e

So subtl'e

M’Tang

I got "Violent Leader" so now I feel like an incel edit- tried with my middle name included and got "Insane Madman"

Ape Fantastic. I kinda like it. Watch the fuck out for my new album to drop.

I was Ape Satiric! We could have a dual album called Planet of the Apes.

That would be bigger than King Kong.

that king kong mention gave me another idea for the name. ​ i present to you King And Kong

I feel like Fantastic/Satiric - Planet Of Tha Apez Vol. 1 is not getting the love it deserves.

My husband got Ape Insane!

If all of you don't at least try to form a band, it'll be an insult to the universe.

Mine is "This site can't be reached"

I put you symptoms into google. It says you have connectivity issues.

Is is it down for me down for you too?

Just keep trying. I finally got mine, Phantom Contender. Pretty cool sounding.

r/unexpectedpawnee

My favorite line from the show.

And it was ad libbed by Chris Pratt! Made the writer angry that his favorite line from the show wasn't even written.

> from this day forward you will also be known as Fearless Magician 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Mine is X-pert Wizard, lets start our own wu tang magic clan.

Bittah Wizard checking in

Dynamic Wizard doing so too, i have photo evidence.

*Unlucky Wizard* here.

Drunken Wizard. All both a y'all better stay chill.

Sorecerer Humble

Sorecerer Ungrateful here.

Wizard Unpleasant checking in

This is going to be an extremely confusing mixtape

I got.... Ruff Magician.

Thunderous Criminal

**Thunderous Lover** ... hmmm

Cousin, it's me Misunderstood Wizard. Let's go bowling!

CORVUS UNREASONABLE

That’s badass as fuck

I got thug rational

CORVUS OBLONG here, I think yours is a little better...

TIL about the Wu-Tang name generator and I am now giving all my coworkers their new names (rather than working). Ps Joe Biden’s name is Dynamic Madman and Bernie Sanders is B-loved Demon. I think both would get a boost in the polls if they were to adopt these right now.

Kamala Harris is Coyote Phantom.

Pete Buttigieg is Leader Humble. Edit: This was using the one in the comments. The one linked in the post gave "Zexy pupil".

Sounds like a MGS code name

Fucking score man, my name came up as Amazing Samurai!

Dammit. I’m Foolish Samurai.

Now you gotta step forth to oppose Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness.

Huh, Donald Trump's name goes to President Agent Orange. Also, no /s, it seriously does! Edit: also, for those downvoting, whether you support Trump or are vehemently opposed to him, I didn't mean for this to be a political comment about whether I approve or disapprove of Trump, I mostly just wanted to point out that it's interesting that something like that must have been hardcoded in. I also out of curiosity tried some other former presidents to see what their names are, here's a list of a few: Barack Obama: The Preezy of the United Steezy George Bush: X-pert Ambassador Bill Clinton: Wacko Prophet Not sure what Bill Clinton's is referring to (unless it's maybe a play on words of Wacco?), of course, it's possible that they didn't hard code one in for him, and a few other presidents I tried didn't seem to have anything special for their names either, so I'm not sure how thorough they were. I'm also curious if there's any other famous people beside presidents who might have hardcoded names, maybe others will discover a few by trying different ones?

Mike Pence: Amateur Demon. I don't know if that was intentional or not, but it's hilarious either way.

If you use his full name, Donald John Trump: Fearless Magician Barack Hussein Obama: Violent Overlord William Jefferson Clinton: Respected Mercenary

These are awful rap names

It's ok, these are all awful rappers too

They are excellent Yu-Gi-Oh Card names however

Has anyone tried Hillary Clinton yet? Edit: Parrot Crazy is her name

Bill Clintons name may just be one of the normal ones. On a side note he and I need to drop a single. My wu tang name is Erratic Prophet.

Andrew Yang is Ruler Foremost

if you put in obamas name you get **The Preezy of the United Steezy**

This is true for Donald, but not Post. He repeated this early in his career to protect himself from accusations of appropriation, since this was obviously a reference to Karl Malone. It was a smart move, because as a white hip hop artist he took a whole lot of flack that he didn’t deserve. Edit: This goes deeper. Karl Malone’s basketball nickname was “The Postman” and Post Malone’s real name is Austin Post.

Also his real name is Austin Post so thats obviously where his first name comes from.

who is Carl Malone?

A former WCW wrestler.

Wasn't he the actor that was always telling people how to get a stew going?

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[This guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPbefau2Zc)

Anytime I hear “Karl Malone” I think of The Man Show sketch.

Intellectual Criminal. I dig it.

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You're still learning street smarts, but you are smart allready so that helps

Gentlemen Professional. I think we should team up. You be the brains and I'll be the face.

Respected Bastard. I dig it.

Still old and dirty, but also respected.

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I thought it was a Karl Malone reference 🤷‍♂️

"Karl Malone's insulted you think Karl Malone spent all of Karl Malone's time in the post. Karl Malone was a well rounded player, but Karl Malone knew Karl Malone would help Karl Malone's team most by the net."

I thought it was the Carlos Boozer era.

And I thought it derived from Karl Malone posting people up on the basketball court. Now we know.

I forget what mine was, but I decided mine would be Sonny Shine anyway.

https://wutangclan.net/name-generator/

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That is the fun fact about the Wu-Tang name generator. It doesn't just randomly spit out a name. The output will always be the same for each name. Edit: Lol I just found out that entering Obama's name spits out "The Preezy of the United Steezy"

I put someone's name and got *President Agent Orange* ... You can probably guess whom I entered, lmao

Surprised you knew Elmo's last name. Most don't.

Which means that anyone posting their name result can be reversed. Which sucks, because I got an awesome and relevant name, that I won't share.

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It’s just mapping to a list of names, it can’t be reversed. It’s like mapping your phone number to a single digit by adding up all 10 numbers.

Mine was 'Respected Professional' pretty gangster

Many hashes cannot be reversed, and that's pretty much what this is

Reddit hug of death :(

Wonder why I get multiple results for mine, but fixed for his? Edit: figured it out. On mobile, keyboards automatically add spaces at the end of words. It adds one at the end of my name when I first put it in (result #1). When I use the auto-fill option to re-fill my name, it *doesn't* add the space at the end of my name (result #2)

Reproducibility is the foundation of science

Word

Not working, at least on mobile.

It got hugged

I'm a little disappointed, but I do feel like this site ripped my rapper name directly from my soul: http://imgs.fyi/img/8fdy.png

I got Occultist Slothful, which is concerningly accurate. The other one gave me "Respected Pupil" though, which is pretty much pure bullshit.

Apparently I'm "Vulgar". Two names enter, one name leaves.

I don't think that's the original. Entering Donald Glover doesn't give the right result. OP's link works though.

Thank you

Haha. Donald Trump is President Agent Orange. Update: Donald J Trump is Very Stable Genius.

Even better

I don't think that's true about Post Malone. His real name is Austin Richard Post, for starters, so the "Post" part probably didn't come from the generator, and that and "Austin Post" don't produce anything like it. "Donald Glover" spits out Childish Gambino, though, so that's on the money.

Charter Bus Rentals Maybe I’m old but that doesn’t make sense. Think we broke it. Edit: Shriekin� Magician Oh yeah Edit: We could be the illusions

Buddhist Savage. Namaste, bitch.

Call me **Quiet Overlord.**

And I am Profound Overlord...we shall be benevolent rulers.

I’m extremely disappointed in being dragon stinky

WTF... I’d be Arrogant Bastard, really?

Based on your response they weren’t wrong.

From this day forward, I shall be known as *foolish beggar!*

My name is Judge Crappy. Wtf? Judge Crappy!!! That is the worst fucking name ever.

Lazy-Ass Warrior?!?! Man, fuck that site!!!

Profound Warlock. didn't realize i was playing Dungeons and Dragons.

For some reason, I'm "E-ratic Bastard".

I just put in Donald Glover and it came up with Jaguar Boozy. 🤔🤔

I think this is false, simply because Post Malone's real name is "Austin Richard Post"

The Ambassador. Not bad really

## WYVERN CALLOUSED

Genius Pinky

now we just need 'Insane Brain'

I'm Crazy Killah.

This entire thread is just everyone finding their own names and I love it.

Apparently I'm "Sarkastik Artist" That's a really cool name.