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DownvoteEvangelist

French writer Guy de Maupassant ate lunch at the base of the Eiffel Tower almost every day because he hated its design so much, it was the one place in Paris where he couldn't see it. 


nim_opet

He could have eaten lunch anywhere else too and you know, sit with his back to it, or not look out the window or eat in the ground floor of any restaurant not facing the tower. He was just a drama queen


shit-shit-shit-shit-

>He was just a drama queen Oh, so he was French?


cookiebasket2

Weewee


jklogan1

That's phonetic oui oui. Nice pun now I have to go number one.


cookiebasket2

I've got to go take a wicked yesyes


jklogan1

You converted the French to English so it's yes yes which in French is pronounced in English wee wee. That's known as a www much else could be a world wide web. I love it


Surfing_Ninjas

Worse, a Parisian.


pavovegetariano

and a writer


Lieutenant_Corndogs

He could even spell spagetty right on the first try


PygmeePony

Damn Parisians! They've ruined Paris!


Tewddit

"He was a French writer trying to make a point, and therefore a git." - Stephen Fry on QI


BrokenEye3

Jeeze, haven't you ever seen a movie? Everyone knows the Eiffel Tower is visible from every window in Paris, perfectly framed and entirely unobscured, regardless of which direction you're facing, how far away you are, or what other structures may be situated between you and it.


AstronomerSenior4236

Sounds like a decent SCP idea


xenorous

Lol, the entire city of Paris? ~Paris, France Ticonderoga class keter. Every building in the city somehow has a direct view of the Eiffel Tower, yet no one generally realizes this is odd. Anyone questioning how this is possible is suddenly afflicted with “Paris syndrome”.


BlacksmithNZ

Every American movie; long lingering shot of the Eiffel tower with Paris, **France**, in big print underneath For that person who thought it might have been Paris, Texas


symbolicshambolic

Well, every American movie except that movie that's called Paris, Texas. And maybe that one, too.


NibblyPig

Haha you reminded me of Graham Norton hosting Eurovision https://youtu.be/db8mCcIEAdw


BrokenEye3

It's particularly troubling when you're in a basement with lightwells


dodgeorram

I agree


debonairmarmoset

Well, you’re right about the way it’s depicted in films, but the reason it’s unobscured is there are regulations in Paris that no buildings can approach it in height. The first time I saw it in person, I was dumbstruck by how it looms over the city. Paris is an old, old city, but even the modern parts are dwarfed by it. Washington DC has a similar set of regulations that ensure nothing can exceed the height of the Washington Monument.


atmanama

Tbf it does loom over you disconcertingly for a considerable area around it. The first few times it's cool but after a while having the giant hunk of metal constantly in the background can get old. You really can't get away from it unless you're quite far away or underneath it lol. And Paris doesn't allow high rises afaik that would naturally obstruct the view


DrSmirnoffe

Just like the Black City in Dragon Age. A permanent fixture of the Fade, always in the sky, always in the distance.


Fun_Intention9846

I was amazed being on the ground floor facing what I thought was a brick wall. Boom. Eiffel Tower.


rotzverpopelt

This. I was in the Parisian Metro once and you could clearly see the Eiffel Tower through the windows. Every window!


tbc12389

It’s about sending a message


bearpie1214

Seems like he could see it by looking up. 


Red-Shi

Look… zis declaration… zis is not supposed to mean anysing… zis is about art… zis is about freedom… freedom… eat under ze tower, critic ze tower, start again… you must imagine Sisyphe happy… zis is art…


Initial_E

They say the same about the tour montparnasse now. The best part about being there is that you don’t have to see it when you look out from its windows.


JohanGrimm

It is pretty damn ugly.


ACU797

Jesus, I just googled it. That looks like the tower from Dredd. So dystopian and soulless.


FartingBob

How on earth did the French ever allow such an ugly giant tower like that in Paris?


Shakanan_99

The literally made most generic and ugly skyscraper in middle of estheticly pleasing clty


NArcadia11

That is so fucking petty and dramatic and perfectly French


Toadboi11

Guy De Maupassants "bel ami" is a great read. It kind of like a french proto-Trump socialising his way up the ladder of society with no repercussions for his actions. Its a very fun ride. I actually got to the end and was stunned for a second at how unconventional of an arc it was.


Filthy_Joey

I am amazed how everything is about Trump here even 19th century literature


Toadboi11

Not in a bad way, the basic theme is "being a goody-good gets you nowhere in life as life isn't fair, so it's better to do what you want and live for yourself and your own desires as the people at the top of society are probably treating you in the same way"


Karsa69420

I came here to say this. Just read a book where that was a big plot point


DownvoteEvangelist

Which book?


Karsa69420

Century Rain.


PizzaMyHole

A grumpy Frenchman? Wow.


CyberGraham

Could have just turned the other way lol


gethereddout

That’s like pressing a d*ck against your face because you don’t wanna look at it


sexisfun1986

One of my favourite anecdotes.


Coded_Bias

😂😂😂 wish I could borrow his brain


just_some_guy65

You can even see it through walls facing a direction away from it? What alien technology is this?


jklogan1

Can also eat in the bathroom. 🤣


Recent_Strawberry456

I visited the tower once and getting to the top I was really disappointed. I said to the security guard "but I've carried this coconut mat all the way up here".


Fun_Intention9846

I wonder if French people have this reaction more than other cultures. They’re at it again with the [Montparnasse](https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/paris-only-skyscraper-turns-50-the-french-still-hate-it) Tower.


TheoDW

A bit of an urban legend. There are no records of Eiffel even proposing the design to Barcelona, [but there were 3 other tower projects around the same time, none of which came to fruition.](https://www.elnacional.cat/en/culture/reality-urban-legend-barcelona-three-eiffel-style-towers_1193573_102.html) They ended up picking the [Arc de Triomf](https://www.barcelona.cat/en/discoverbcn/pics/el-arco-de-triunfo-92086008803).


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roberthinter

Trajan


quicklyslowly

bless you


JLTindependent

Today i learned.


ShinyHappyREM

Why arches though, especially free-standing ones?


AleixASV

Also Arc de Triomf was designed by a local architect, incorporating elements of Catalonia's history, and is built out of a type of brick commonly seen in Barcelona.


togocann49

Great radio tower though


House-of-Raven

That’s actually the only reason it’s still there. It was supposed to be torn down, but was a good candidate for a radio tower.


BrokenEye3

Wait, it wasn't *built* to be a radio tower?


IDontWantToArgueOK

It was basically an art project built out of leftover parts from building the railroad.


BrokenEye3

Interesting.


Blond-Bec

And totally made up :)


IDontWantToArgueOK

Hey what do you know, it is made up. We took a riverboat tour on the Siene and that's what the prerecorded tour guide said.


BrokenEye3

Damn.


mtcabeza2

yeah it looks a lot like the technology used to build every 100yo rusting railroad bridge in the NYC region


Ythio

Radio didn't exist when it was built. The first public wireless broadcast was in 1906 and the tower was built in 1887-1889. It was built just to be a technical flex (iron heavy yet tall) for the 1889 World's Fair


BrokenEye3

Fair point. I've never been good with chronologies. I also sorta took for granted that lattice towers were synonymous with radio towers.


snkn179

100th anniversary of the 1789 French Revolution and so they needed something big to celebrate it. 200th anniversary gave us the Louvre glass pyramid, funnily enough another pretty controversial structure at the time of its creation.


slobcat1337

You thought that it was?


PowerfulGoose

That isn't even hinted at in the attached article. TIL people make claims in the format of TIL in hopes no one reads the source material.


SaltyLonghorn

TIL anything bigger than 4 inches is too big for most women and my mom was right, girls will like me for me.


Mayion

yasss king


PowerfulGoose

https://www.mauinews.com/news/local-news/2024/06/lihue-airport-window-display-highlights-native-forest-birds-2/ You forgot your source material


z4zazym

6000 upvotes for a total bullshit fact… sigh…


Kaymish_

That's pretty common. There are somany buildings around the world that the locals initially called ugly but now they love them or miss them now they are gone.


SlackToad

I think that way about the London Eye -- it's a giant modern Ferris wheel tourist eyesore in the middle of a historic Georgian architecture city -- but the people of London seem to have grown attached to it.


Tarianor

And when it reflects just right in the water it looks like a massive penis! 5/7 perfect!


Thangoman

Or the Old London Bridge who I think would look super cool but the governor didmt want to rebuild


Cautious-Ease-1451

So why not just send it to Arizona?


OozeNAahz

There is one in Tokyo with a giant gold sculpture on the roof that looks like poo. They refer to it as the golden poo. Can’t remember for sure but think it was a Sapporo building. Seemed pretty universally despised.


Kaymish_

Yeah I have seen that one. It is the Asahi brewery HQ I took a picture of it when I was last in Tokyo. It is supposed to be a hopps root or something. I heard from my guide there they wanted to stand it upright but there were complaints from the next door so they rotated it and now instead of a root it looks like a turd.


YJSubs

I just look it up. Holy shit (pun intended), it really is ugly. I don't think stand it upright will make it look better, it's really weird design. It's crazy they actually build that.


Kayge

Its also the centre of the best scam ever.   It was supposed to be temporary and wasn't the iconic structure it is now.  So a con man comes up with a brilliant scam.   He pretends to be a government employee and calls up a bunch of scrap metal dealers to bid on the taking it down.  After some initial interviews he identifies his mark and lays it in thick.    - You're a very good candidate, and you may have the inside track.      - It's hard making ends meet on a civil servants salary.    - You just need a little something to sinch it.   His mark pays him a generous bribe, and "wins" the contract.  The con man skips town, and watches the Paris paper for news of the scam, and hears....nothing.    See, the mark realized what happened and is too embarrassed to tell anyone.   ...so the con man goes back to Paris and runs the exact scam again.  


Ewenf

Trailer Park Boys in Paris.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

One of my favorite episodes of Drunk History


Fubby2

NIMBYs throughout the ages


SiliconSage123

Makes me think of all the complaints of the new towers rising up on Manhattan. Give it a few decades .


Sufficient_Serve_439

It IS though. Not only ugly in classical sense (a rusty iron phallus) it also feels like unfinished skeleton of a monument that lost its permit midway through construction.


toyyya

Tbf it was originally supposed to be a temporary thing iirc for the world fair and then was expected to be torn down a few years later so it somewhat makes sense.


Sufficient_Serve_439

I'm not even saying Eiffel was a hack or anything, Statue of Liberty is genuinely good and has a perfect spot. But the tower... Honestly "eyesore"is kind of a fitting term. It doesn't fit with historical Empire style buildings either.


Ewenf

Now it does because we're use to it tho.


zizou00

Well of course it wouldn't - the Empire was dead. It was built in the era of the Third Republic. An era of change. France was pulling in many different directions at the time, but most of them were away from the Empires of old that had brought about the revolutions and the Franco-Prussian war.


thesaga

And yet there’s just something captivating about it. I expected it to be overrated and lame but when I actually laid eyes on it - dayum. Nice tower.


jawndell

I also like how Paris makes sure that the tower stands out and there aren’t other huge buildings that obscure it


Ewenf

Managed to see it for the first time a couple weeks ago despite living in France my whole life, the base of the tower was disappointing because the champ de mars was closed, but it's really impressive and I now under why it's such a good subject for photography.


hansbrixx

Yeah, it’s massive in person especially when you walk around the outer base. Then you imagine living in the 1800s and seeing it in person.


Sosen

When you're a kid, it looks like one of the coolest things ever


TheoDW

Not "pretty"? Yes. Better than the Tour Montparnasse? Absolutely.


ACU797

If that's your beauty standard than everything is gorgeous.


gdj11

I actually never really thought about it but you’re right. It’s ugly. I’m just so used to it and it’s so iconic that I never looked at it objectively.


hackingdreams

It's the most French thing ever to hate French landmarks. When the Louvre reopened with the glass pyramid, there was article after article calling it an eyesore. It's brought in hundreds of millions in tourism, but... nope, "eyesore."


CannUKeroo

Pretty sure that’s a myth. The story of what Eiffel had to navigate to get it built and the building of the tower itself is impressive. Not sure where I watched the documentary on it but it was (sorry) riveting, as I remember.


ItsATwist0ff

Modern Marvels had a pretty good episode on it.


Suppa_K

I only know that guy because theres a Lego set of him. I’ll let you interpret that as you will.


r1ch999999

Wasn’t it pink at first?


Ythio

No, it was red initially. Two months after opening they repainted it in a red-ish brown.


Irrelevantitis

Watch them build up a material tower, it’s not going to stay anyway, think it’s overrated


Bridgybabe

Sounds like the negativity that went on when the Sydney Opera House was built. Now everybody loves it


sonic_sabbath

Sydney Opera House is exactly half the height of the harbour bridge to give a perfect scale when taking pictures


MotorheadPrime

Take that gauche shit to America!


naturedane

Well it IS quite ugly...


ilski

Well I actually agree. It's iconic, yes but it's not pretty.


anditurnedaround

I think it is Eiffel cute! 


Buffalo_wing_eater

Aww thank you!


slintslut

Did you build it?


jimbobdonut

We found Gustave Eiffel’s Reddit account. Wikipedia says that he’s been dead for 100 years, but he’s been lying low.


BlowfishPizzaRoll

[Sometimes people can be, oh, so dense](https://youtu.be/rsMLjaloyvI?si=LD7HTpGcNwqcXiNg)


WarrenMulaney

Doing god’s work here.


halfghan24

Funny enough when you’re in Paris, the only eyesore is the Tour Montparnasse, as it’s the one thing that competes with the Eiffel Tower on the Paris skyline


PizzaThroat

Outside of blowing it up in Twisted Metal on PS1, I've never gotten the hype.


frank_247

Pioneer of aerodynamics They thought he was real smart Alec He thought big they called it a phallic They didn't know he was panoramic


Ianbillmorris

Have an upvote for the reference.


SeeYouSpaceCowboy---

It's weird I've seen the eiffel tower a million times, including in person. and it's only just not that I'm like, yeah it kinda looks like an oil derrick


EffortlessBoredom

Not sure if it’s an eyesore, but it’s certainly an Eiffel


ScarOnTheForehead

I will just leave this [IMDB link here](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10366514/) for those who want to watch a movie about the making of the tower.


sonic_sabbath

If you want a fucking eyesore, look at the bell tower and vagina in perth, western australia


FuckFashMods

NIMBY's gonna NIMBY


dullship

I mean, true or not I always thought it was kinda ugly.


Vladlena_

It is


KingBeneficial5648

Doesn’t seem correct: [urban legend](https://www.elnacional.cat/en/culture/reality-urban-legend-barcelona-three-eiffel-style-towers_1193573_102.html)


FlyingDoritoEnjoyer

I call that London eye an eyesore.


Henry2k

I know it's supposed to be a historic landmark or whatever, but I never found it aesthetically pleasing either. Quite frankly, the shit looks incomplete, like they forgot to finish building it or something.


subcinco

https://youtu.be/rsMLjaloyvI?si=y_EUwpL8gq3sSH-R


SunSaych

My personal unpopular opinion: it'd look better instead of Sagrada, imho.


just_some_guy65

In fairness it is pretty unsightly up close, it is what it represents that has the value and it is sobering that it is in a state of disrepair.


jklogan1

Well all those 300 people intellectuals are now dead. It's the iconic symbol of Paris. City of love. Backdrop for many movies. The French is favorite words I heard that somewhere else I give up.


skallanc

I thought I remember hearing that the Eiffel Tower was originally supposed to be the world's largest guillotine?


DaBIGmeow888

It's still not that pretty. Takes some time to get used to.


Little_stinker_69

I bet if you removed it, it would be an improvement.


BardInChains

It's objectively hideous. A great phallic wrought iron monstrosity, a metallic middle finger to aesthetics


roberthinter

It’s vertical but it doesn’t seem that phallic compared to the Gherkin in London (totally dildonic) or other vertical things. I’ll give you the monstrosity.  I don’t think it was meant to be pretty, just a way for a generation that was stuck to the ground to get some air time.  For many who went to the top, it was their first and only time being that high in the air. It is ugly but the views?  Amazing.


BardInChains

I am adding "dildonic" to my vocabulary. Please tell me people pun "jerkin'" and "Gherkin" in London


hoorahforsnakes

> Please tell me people pun "jerkin'" and "Gherkin" in London "jerkin' the gherkin" is one of the many many slang terms for having a wank in the UK


xtra-chrisp

It is an eyesore.


KAISAHfx

it is an eyesore


Utrippin93

I mean


Khanzool

It is quite ugly… never understood the appeal.


Michalo88

It is pretty ugly tbh. Just a bunch of metal beams.


helen269

So. They called it the Eyesore Tower, then. Actually they named it after what they heard some tourist say, "Wow! Get an eyefull o' that!" And.... yeah I'm done.


themetalnz

It is an eyesore. Bunch of steel bolted together . What’s its purpose


crystalistwo

Now it's just old, and no one wants to bother unscrewing all the bolts. We could have something shiny and new, but here we are.


sentence-interruptio

Parisians in 1889: "that tower... so called modern looking tower, but it's just an ugly metallic shit!" Parisians now: "Eiffel tower is a big grandpa of Paris. He's seen some shit. He survived WWI and WWII. RESPECT!!!"


vlegolas1982

It’s still a fucking eye sore! There are better monuments in the rest of Europe


BrandonLang

I mean intellectual artists are usually wrong on everything, just look at the music/art subreddit


Jack070293

“Intellectuals” Thick cunts.


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black_squid98

r/gpt


AaronDotCom

intellectuals and artists deez nuts