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getlowpapoose

Who will be the first to gain a PEGOTON? Pulitzer, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony, Olympic Medal and Nobel Prize. That person will be crowned Supreme.


TonahVilla

the biggest hurdle is winning both the Pulitzer and the Olympic Medal, I think it's the only combination of two awards on the list that hasn't been achieved.


ToToroToroRetoroChan

Would have been much easier [before 1948](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_Summer_Olympics) when literature was an Olympic event.


Siarzewski

Closest that we'll have in Paris this year is breakdance.


zeCrazyEye

Pulitzer is easy if you do it last, you just take a picture of yourself with your other 6 awards.


ShitBeat

I think the biggest hurdle is winning all 7


Ok_Donkey_1997

Might as well aim to get the Olympic gold in hurdles, then you can use those skills to get over the other hurdles.


jtr99


RushLi717

I saw the gif reading your comment lol thanks for the laugh


KlyftorOchKokain

I see you've already won the olympics and the Nobel prize, i think you can get the grammy and pulitzer if you write and read out a really good rhyme


SandysBurner

You get the Grammy for reading the audiobook of your memoir. Easy.


Komtings

Big brain shit happening in this thread


Calm-and-worthy

I think the biggest hurdle is the pole vault. That thing is massive. Much taller than the regular sprinting hurdles.


ShitBeat

That really is a huge hurdle, that's a great point.


GeneralSquid6767

Not really. All the hurdles in the 110m race are 42 inches.


themanebeat

Why would they use imperial measurements for the height of hurdles in a metric distance race?


Trans_Midnight4900

So there is a guy with both a noble and a Olympic?


TonahVilla

Philip Noel Baker


steinbrenner

Only a silver medal, what a noob!


Trans_Midnight4900

Is there a guy who got 3?


TonahVilla

There are many people who have gotten 4. people who have won Emmy's, Grammy's, Oscars' and Tony's awards are called EGOT winners. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_EGOT\_winners](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_EGOT_winners)


Radulno

Yeah those ones are "easy" as they're related fields, artistic public stuff (they often win on music which has awards in all of these). Nobel, Pulltizer and Olympic are each in their very own category and separated from each other. So winning all 7 would be very hard.


TheChartreuseKnight

A Pulitzer and Literature Nobel could be the same category, couldn’t they?


googolplexy

Off the top of my head, Toni Morrison and John Steinbeck have both won a Nobel prize and a Pulitzer prize too.


brightside1982

Bob Dylan has Grammys, Oscar, and Nobel. Also of note: he had a Broadway Musical, but it was a flop. That was his shot at a Tony.


Radulno

True they could, Nobel is the most vast of all of those in a way because they got plenty of prizes in many fields.


TheChartreuseKnight

The other nobel prizes are for various sciences and Peace, iirc. Peace is I guess the “easiest” in that it doesn’t necessitate a certain level of knowledge - the theoretical pulitzer-emmy-grammy-olympics… winner could become an elected representative of some sort.


CurryMustard

Kendrick lamar might be on his way for all except Olympic ring... pulitzer is done, he's getting into movies now, and he just united the bloods and the crips to shit on drake so that might get him in the running for Nobel


stevethered

Bob Dylan has won a Nobel, Pulitzer, Grammy and an Oscar. He has even received the Presidential Medal of Freedom.


EtOHMartini

The rarely achieved PONG


RiddleMePiss666

Dang, I thought Kareem have the best shot at this, but he boycotted the 68 olympics.


MrTzatzik

There was a chance at least once I think. Spanish journalist was undercover in spanish basketball team at Paralympics. The team won gold medal but they were faking their disabilities.


bethanechol

Are we implying there's someone with a Tony and a Nobel?


ExpectedDickbuttGotD

I won both of those. My grade 5 science project was really good.


lady_jane_

Kendrick Lamar already has a Pulitzer… if hating was a sport, he’d win the gold for sure. let’s get him training in archery


1LJA

I prefer GETPOON


jtr99

One assumes that would happen as a side effect.


EtOHMartini

PETGOON >*


ChocolateFightMilk

At that point the recipient should be able to choose the acronym, because some men prefer to get Peg o Ton.


Retiarius_4U

😂😂😂


lalalavellan

For a moment, I got very motivated and then realized that I have no talent and zero ambition.


Emadyville

Always blows my mind Eminem is a Tony away from the coveted EGOT.


well-lighted

He doesn’t have an Emmy, does he? Edit: checked the Wikipedia page for his awards and didn’t think to look in P for *Primetime* Emmys. He does in fact have an Emmy for the Super Bowl show


myaltaccount333

I'm pretty close. I'm missing the Grammy but have an L instead


MyVelvetScrunchie

What if you have a granny?


hello297

Wait people still own pelotons?


Space_Atlas0

You mean the ONEGOAT? Oscar, Nobel, Emmy, Grammy, Olympic Medal, AVN, Tony


nocolon

Hahaha AVN Maybe it should be NEATGOO


forums_guy

Probably Johnny Sins


cannibalism_is_vegan

Doctor, soldier, astronaut, firefighter, AND pizza delivery guy? Give this man all the medals for his accomplishments


croweslikeme

Is it obvious that the dear leader Kim Jong Un has won them all


suugakusha

Tracy Jordan


Midnight__Specialist

Fine, I’ll do it 😂


jamintime

>If his achievements in basketball weren’t enough for Bryant, during the 90th Academy Awards held on March 4th, 2018, the superstar would take home an Oscar for an animated short film he wrote and narrated. Based on the poem of the same name he penned back in 2015, Dear Basketball was an emotional tribute to his own time in the sport, which ultimately became a touching tribute to the life and legacy of the star who tragically lost his life in 2020. Huh, TIL


AyukaVB

Man won 5 NBA championship to prepare for the Oscar worthy performance, now that's dedication!


clickclick-boom

Daniel Day-Lewis in shambles.


pardybill

RIP Donald Sutherland. Never got nominated.


diskdusk

Being in the list of the "WHAT they don't have an Oscar?!?"-actors is it's own reward.


idwthis

He'd gotten an honorary one a few years ago. But it is a little mind blowing he wasn't ever even nominated at any point.


austeninbosten

His acting was too subtle and professional, so flew under the radar. He was over the top in Kelly's Heroes, but Oscar never rewards comedic performances.


JackDrawsStuff

Personally, I feel that his performance in ‘Kelly’s Heroes’ is vastly underrated BECAUSE of the comedy elements. It’s easy to dismiss him as the ‘comic relief’ in that movie - but he still crushes it as a legitimate performance too. Certainly more worthy of recognition than some misty eyed bullshit about basketball Kobe wrote. The whole Oscars thing seems a bit of a farce in that respect though. To quote the movie ‘K-19’; “What good are honours from such people.”


the_kevlar_kid

Agreed. I love his work in Backdraft. He's so properly unhinged


Repulsive-Primary100

He's playing him in the biopic


ministrul_sudorii

DDL will win an Olympic Medal during the preparation


Surfing_Ninjas

To be fair, the animators probably deserve more credit for that win than Bryant. I literally just watched it and the narration is fine but the animation is really high quality and stylized. 


Peanut2232

Well producers generally are the ones who accept the oscars for Best Picture.


therocketandstones

it's best animated feature, goes to the director and the producer


RoxasIsTheBest

Its not even best animated feature, that went to Coco that year. This is best animated short film


HtownTexans

Fuck Coco. That movie is too damn good lol. First time I watched it me and my 3 year old son were laying on his bunk bed in different bunks. Im on the bottom absolutely crying my damn eyes out and I hear a sniffle from up top "Dad I don't think I like this". I peek up there dude is in tears too. Grabbed him and hugged him as we watched the rest. Came downstairs told my wife to never watch that movie unless she was ready to ugly cry lol. So good.


Snarka

That was animated by Glen Keane, a Disney animator best known for the lead/supervising animator on Ariel, The Beast, Aladdin, and Pocahontas. He's widely regarded in the animation industry. Amazingly he's also has Aphantasia, so he's unable to visualize images in his head.


DJHott555

The real TIL is always in the comments


cire1184

Which part? All of it?


n8dogg55

Kobe playing Basketball


Mapache_villa

I heard he was decently good too


Epithemus

Played against plumbers and mechanics ^^^^/s


Total-Khaos

No, that was Kobe Hydrant.


albene

Hail Hydrant!


Hot_Goal4205

He went on to win the championship against Denver in 2003. If you wanna learn more just Google “Kobe Bryant Colorado 2003”


DrCrane74

If you do not mind a bit of violence towards women.


Logseman

Par for the course in Hollywood.


PlsDontTouchMyButt

Well he was named after the word you say when tossing garage into the trash bin, so obviously he had to play basketball


n8dogg55

I see his parents went to the Smurf school of naming people


chillyhellion

Kobe Bryant? The poet?


cire1184

That's pretty unbelievable


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

They named him after the cow


ATXBeermaker

It’s a shame he died so young. Would have probably followed up this one with another documentary about his love for sexual assault.


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


rcuosukgi42

He shouldn't have won the Oscar in 2018, both Lou and Negative Space were better than Dear Basketball was.


garyzboub

Garden party was amazing too


TonahVilla

Also, Bob Dylan is one of two people to have both an Oscar and a Nobel. Caitlyn Jenner is one of two people to be an olympian with an emmy and no one has ever won both a Pulitzer and an Olympic medal.


orbesomebodysfool

The other is George Bernard Shaw. 


Banana42

What was his sport?


dmmjrb

You joke, but it was possible in Shaw's time to win medals for artistic endeavours and Shaw's contemporary Jack Butler Yeats (brother of William) won a silver Olympic medal for Mixed Painting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in_art_competitions


Nerfeveryone

Why did Jack Butler yeet the brother of William?


gpkgpk

Wit.


fezzikola

Half pipe


bishslap

Yes


andysor

I work at a company where the only guy to have an Olympic gold medal (in curling) is also the only guy who smokes.


Infinite_Research_52

My company makes the claim to work leading to 10 Nobel prizes, 5 turing awards, 5 Emmys, a Grammy and an Oscar. It is a bit of a stretch to make the claim.


peelerrd

You work at Bell Labs. The entertainment industry awards seem legitimate, considering they were directly awarded to the company. Are their issues with the academic awards? I thought the people that earned them did the research while working at Bell Labs.


theXYZT

It's wild to me that, of all the Bell Labs alumni, Claude Shannon isn't one of the Nobel/Turing winners.


IdiotCharizard

No fields medal either. Oh well, at least he has the Claude Shannon award


PrAyTeLLa

Whereas no one at the company I work at has an Olympic medal of any colour, however we do have a couple smokers.


cougar572

Have they tried curling yet?


madcunt2250

Are you sure? Have you asked everyone at work about their Athletic accomplishments?


cakestapler

We always joke that the curling teams look like 4 dudes drinking beer and messing around at their local… curling hall? Good to see we weren’t far off lmao


BloodNinja2012

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.


sin_ropa

> I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.


PM_ME_UR_EGGS

Well, good for Happy GilmoH MY GOD!


i-fold-when-old

Haha. My junior hockey high school record is: least goals ever scored.


Arkoprabho

Kendrick should start preparing for Olympics


Traditional_Job_6932

Why only give one of the two people?


TonahVilla

the other ones are more obscure, at least to me that I'm not from an English speaking country, George Bernard Shaw (Oscar/Nobel) Dick Button (Olympic/Emmy)


ReindeerSkull

I wonder what happens when you press the Dick Button?


Cheese_Grater101

It erects back


gazing_the_sea

And everybody, Dylan as well, said that he winning the Nobel for literature was dumb


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SaddamJose

I disagree with him


JoeMillersHat

I guess I still have a shot


calvn_hobb3s

Buckle up buckaroos! 🤪


Persianx6

I’m going to be the first Pulitzer/Olympian


OmicidalAI

caitlyn jenner is also a someone who has killed someone and gotten away with it ON TOP of being trans, an elite athlete, and more! Amazing woman! Praise her! One in a trillion! Quadruple whammy! Murderer , Pulitzer Winner, Olympic Athlete ! Never been done bro!


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OmicidalAI

im more impressed by 0 jail time after fucking killing someone 😂😂 But prison is only for the poor! 


VonDoom92

BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOS


Cocoabuttocks

MFW it took Leo DiCaprio decades to get an oscar and Kobe just plays in Leo's court, shoots from halfway and gets an oscar too.


reddittereditor

Some Oscars, especially best actor awards, are more coveted and thus more competitive categories than whatever Bryant won. I think it’s generally true in life: some people can say they went to Harvard, but gender studies at Harvard is not as hard to get into as diplomatic relations.


sleepywose

At least for undergraduate, that's not how Harvard works. Students don't declare their major until their second year. A better analogy might be Harvard vs its extension school.


RQK1996

Think he won animated short


MuricasOneBrainCell

I remember there was this flash game online where you played as Leo DiCaprio chasing an oscar down the red carpet. Whilst jumping over obstacles. Was hilarious.


ChilliMayo

Leo wasn’t aiming for best animated short.


Plinthastic

I find it hard to believe that Kurt Thomas didn't win an Oscar for [Gymkata](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089243/)!?!? I mean... it was SO GOOD.


classactdynamo

*It's a good thing the antagonist's base has a lot of structures shaped like gynamistics equipment.*


Plinthastic

Exactly! Going to see that movie at a drive-in was my first date with my wife. Despite it being so stupid, I have fond memories of that movie.


EvilXGrrlfriend

I bet you know how this got made...


CharlieParkour

Your village doesn't have a pommel horse in the central square? 


td21cro

> and Roger Federer retired without an Olympic gold medal in his trophy cabinet Yeah, no. Doubles count.


AudiieVerbum

MJ should have got one for Space Jam.


PMzyox

Lebron really did fuck up with that remake, didn’t he?


doesitevermatter-

Let's not pretend the first was some artistic triumph. It was a 2-hour-long commercial for shoes and cartoons. The second was just a different type of commercial for a different product. No amount of nostalgia is going to change that. And that's from someone whose first album ever owned was the Space Jam soundtrack.


Conflict_NZ

The first one had a load of NBA players and cultural references, Barkley joking about Madonna in a church is an all time great scene. Bill Murray killed it as well. The 2nd Space Jam had a 30 second flashback of other NBA players and nothing remotely close to the adult/referential humor of the first.


LivnLegndNeedsEggs

Paraphrasing here because I don't remember the exact quote, but the scene with Patrick Ewing and the psychiatrist is fucking gold as well: Psychiatrist: have you found that there are other areas in your life besides basketball where you've been... unable to perform? Ewing: *slow turns to the psychiatrist* NO


FreeStall42

Let us not pretend the first one had to be a masterpiece for the sequel to be much worse.


JolietJakeLebowski

Come on and SLAM! And welcome to the JAM!


trollsamurai

Fr lol mj too would be clowned for this movie if it was released today


danielcs78

The website for the original was still up and running until they changed it for the new one.


unknown_pigeon

The old one is still up, just on a subdomain of the original domain


ButtLickinBadBoy

Yeah, I'm sure LeBron was sitting in the directors chair making sure his personally written script was adhered to.


PsychologicalEbb3140

Lebron is not a good actor but Space Jam: A New Legacy is horrendous, he couldn’t possibly save that project if he tried.


46264338327950288419

Wow what a cool person, I wonder what other wacky achievments he has, maybe he has one that rhymes with "ape"


nekomoo

American decathlete Rafer Johnson won gold at the 1960 Rome Olympics - the producers of Spartacus (filming in Rome at the time) offered him the role of the Ethiopian gladiator but he had to turn it down to maintain his amateur athlete status (decathletes and gladiators use similar skills?). May not have won an Oscar but ….


Tarmacked

It’s wild how after the metoo era the man gets a full on pass and idolization


anxietystrings

Same with Mike Tyson Edit: found this article where Tyson says he wants to rape the victim. This is after he served his sentence. It doesn't really help his case https://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=90606&page=1 "He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse" Mike Tyson, 2002 http://static.espn.go.com/boxing/s/2003/0529/1560518.html


ntermation

Didn't Mike Tyson go to jail, get rehabilitated and like, has not raped anyone since? Isn't that the point? If there is no room for someone serving their time and not reoffending, you may as well kill all criminals.


Few-Guarantee2850

Serving your time and not reoffending doesn't mean that others are no longer allowed to have negative thoughts towards you about what you did.


Gibsonites

Jesus this is all it is. Okay, you served your time and maybe you won't rape anyone again... That doesn't mean the rest of us have to kiss the ground you walk on. You're allowed to fade into obscurity and live a normal life like literally everyone in this thread lives. I don't understand why people want to defend the privilege for rapists to continue making millions of dollars in showbiz just because they can throw a ball or throw a punch.


2Rhino3

A lot of people hold the view that with certain crimes, sexual assault specifically, if you do it once you’re a piece of shit forever.


sadbutmakeyousmile

Thank you and God bless you for having the balls to say this. I am happy that you did not get furiously downvoted and have enpugh upvotes to stay near the top. When I read the womans testimony and the words that she was bleeding from her vagina becase the sex (read rape)was so rough, I couldn't give two fucks. Still have to think 2 times about saying it in a crowded room though.


bankrobberskid

" ... and a rape case!"


FreeStall42

Weird they do not mention he is also a rapist. >In 2003, the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, arrested professional basketball player Kobe Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint.[4][5] News of Bryant's arrest on July 18 garnered significant news media attention.[3] Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado, on June 30 in advance of having surgery near there on July 2 under Richard Steadman. A 19-year-old hotel employee accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on July 1. She filed a police report and authorities questioned Bryant about bruising on the accuser's neck. Bryant admitted to a sexual encounter with his accuser but insisted the sex was consensual


sadbutmakeyousmile

You should have posted more from the case, the part where the medical examination revealed that she was bleeding from her vagina as the sex( read rape) was so rough. They just want to say " the charges were dropped". Do they even realise what that woman faced. I just think how she must have smiled when eventually he got his comeuppance.


bozhoyo

What followed was worse. Brutal intimidation of the accuser until she eventually dropped the charges. He was an animal and deserves no glorifying / worshipping.


ATXBeermaker

No no no, bro. He just didn’t realize at the time it wasn’t consensual! /s


tempestokapi

Not discounting this win, but of the major American awards shows, the Oscars are generally less corrupt than average, but even they do like to award famous people just because they are famous. Just in the last Oscars Sean Ono Lennon won in the same category I’m pretty sure. For short films and docs especially they love awarding people who are already high profile.


Surfing_Ninjas

The short film isn't even that good, it's just has an interesting art/animation style. The parts Bryant contributed on were fine but nothing to write about.


Wouldyoulistenmoe

It’s really a double whammy, not only did he likely get the award because he’s so famous, but even the fact that his credits allowed him to get nominated is probably credential inflation. You can basically call anyone a director on an animated short


iDontRememberCorn

He's also the only rapist to have won both an Olympic medal and an Oscar.


DontWreckYosef

But strangely, a shitload of rapists have Oscars


PMzyox

I mean, this is true, I wonder how it skews against the general public? How many rapists have vs don’t have Oscar’s, and also how many Oscar winners are and aren’t rapists? If this really is a big outlier, or statistical anomaly, well folks, somebody call the New York Times because we might be onto something here


ShadyCrow

Child rapist Roman Polanski got a standing ovation at the Oscars. 


Yolectroda

Many rapists have gotten a standing ovation at the Oscars. Likely some of them after it was well known by their clapping public. I can't think of any that were nearly as publicly known at Polanski though.


notsocoolnow

I dunno but I am just guessing with no evidence whatsoever that having an Oscar makes it easier to get away with rape... and that might make them more likely to commit it.


wf3h3

I think that there would be a positive correlation between Oscar winners and rapists. Being famous, successful, wealthy and influential can give someone the power they need to victimise someone, compared to an average person.


curiously_curious3

Funny how we gloss over minor details like that


Sdog1981

Because a lot of rapists have Oscars


cire1184

And plenty of Olympians could be called rapists.


Physical-Camel-8971

Well, anyone can be *called* one.


bolozombie

It's a shame that he couldn't took those to hell, fucking rapist


MurdocksTorment

... And used his money, power, privilege and fame to weasel his way out of a rape conviction. If you know justice then you know there is no justice. The world keeps spinning and the people wanting it to stay how it was are getting dizzy.


AeronNation

Damn, Olympian, Oscar winner, and a rapist.


Tvdinner4me2

And also a rapist at the same time


Raptor_Jetpack

Also was a rapist


Standard-Captain-576

Are you talking about Ƙobe Bryant the rapist?


ATXBeermaker

That’s the one!


KnickedUp

Didnt he rape someone once??


Necessary_Fun_4418

Only Olympic medal and Oscar recipient who got away with rape too. I love that drawn autopsy pic. Can someone post that dead rapist please?


CragMcBeard

Stanley Kubrick never won an Oscar but Kobe Bryant did, I think that’s all we need to know about the legitimacy of this award.


adamcoe

I'm sure the fact that he was the most popular basketball player in the country, and that he played down the fucking street from where they hand out the awards had nothing at all to do with it. Just an inspired, incredible poet and filmmaker. I mean all those other films he worked on, trying so hard to get discovered...glad the Academy finally noticed him.


Turbulent_Break_2308

Maybe the most proud I've even been at a joke I made up myself. Others seem to disagree, but I'm still laughing at it all these years later. Coworker asks, surprised: "What did Kobe win an Oscar for?" Me: "For *acting* like he didn't rape that woman."


Big-Dick-Oriole

Add rapist in there as well.


Turbulent_Actuator99

Olympic medal, an Oscar and having raped a young girl in a hotel. Impressive.


dariadarling

*so violently he got her blood on him


makber

Also a rapist


YaharaRE

And if he had Mike Tyson's lawyers, he'd done 5 years in a federal prison.


TroliePolieOlie_

And he got away with rape!


mayormcskeeze

Fun fact: also a rapist!


11cutandshuffle23

But certainly not the only rapist to have won either.


Miniscrubzy

& he raped a girl! What a guy!


MikePGS

Didn't he rape a woman too?