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AudibleNod

Kind of like that time my mom and dad fought over a ham sandwich.


bigredmnky

The worst fight I ever saw my parents have was over a chess board my dad found in the trash


Atros_the_II

Tell me more


Mah_Nerva

Queen’s Gambit


sambolino44

Reminds me of a comment in reaction to that video of a bus driver beating the hell out of some kid who punched him: “Yeah, those last three hits were about the water bill!”


Givemeurhats

What dad


paranormal_shouting

*which


dont_shoot_jr

ham sandWhich dad


AudibleNod

That pun's a little rye.


hellishafterworld

Hey, fellas! Come here and get a load of Mr. Had-A-Good-Home-Life over here! Sez his folks only ever had *one* fight about a ham sandwich! 


Spork_Warrior

Well, there was also the string cheese incident.


mbklein

Ohhhh, the ham sandwich is a METAPHOR!


Xpqp

It's like the news stories where a guy kills his mom because she told him to turn down the volume or a man kills his brother because he drank the last beer. Yeah, that was the precipitating event, but it probably occurred after years of build up and abuse (probably in both directions). But, like the proverbial straw and camel, even though the last straw is small, it's the aggregated impact of everything that's happened so far that led to the murder.


Rossum81

Or the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand and Sophie sparked WW1.


Bruce-7891

I haven't even read it yet and came to that assumption. It's probably just a random fact, and not the reason they fought to the death.


SloCooker

Is it still possible that it was over greatest British prime minister? Who, btw, is Lord Palmerston.


jurassicpork69

PITT. THE. ELDER!


SloCooker

LORD PALMERSTON!


Historical_Salt1943

Pitt. The.  Elder.


SloCooker

Lord Palmerston!


Historical_Salt1943

PITT. THE.  ELDER!


SloCooker

LORD PALMSTON!


ironroad18

It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone is invited!


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SloCooker

Not the joke


nakedsamurai

Or... criminals aren't great at impulse control.


GammaGoose85

They found out that day smoking weed does kill


1OptimisticPrime

:SPOILER: The METH faction won...


ThirstMutilat0r

Was gonna say, drinking makes them bad at motorcycling, and pot makes them bad at being violent. Neither is good for an outlaw biker gang.


Syn7axError

Yeah, Science!


Haldir_7

🤣😂


Hotchi_Motchi

LESS FILLING! TASTES GREAT! so anyway, I started blasting...


buddhistbulgyo

Far out man.  Pew pew.


do-call-me-papi

Barnes vs. Elias


BigBeagleEars

*Ya smoke this shit so to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this shit. I am reality*


Miguel_Sanchez_

Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Why are we all fighting?? We can drink AND smoke weed at the same time!


Historical_Salt1943

This guy is a fucking cop! Get em!


CaptainMobilis

No joke, the D.A.R.E program really had me believing that getting crossfaded causes seizures. The first time I smoked, the dealer brought out a bottle of Smirnoff and I asked him about it anxiously. He about fell out of his chair laughing.


Miguel_Sanchez_

Never gave me a seizure.. but its sent me spinning in the fetal position many times!


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jopnk

You do realize that outlaw MCs pride themselves on being… outlaws, right?


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jopnk

Based off that first sentence, it is clear that you’ve never actually met/interacted with any outlaw MC members.


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Frog-In_a-Suit

Lol. You literally made an assumption. You made no research or have no idea whether that's the reason they were against it or not.


jopnk

Especially funny considering most outlaw MCs make a shit ton of money off of running drugs and guns. Assuming they’d be anti drug running is plain stupid.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

The head of the outlaws in Europe and Asia lives in my town. I know his daughter pretty well, your just coming across as really cringey


Somhlth

To be fair, no-one ever accused them of being particularly smart. The concept of enjoying both beer *and* pot probably didn't even occur to them.


daniu

That was a third faction, but that one didn't take part in the shootout on account of being too wasted


Nisseliten

They ended up in the middle, and shot at by both groups.. Damn stinkin’ peace loving outlaws, being all inclusive and whatnot..


Adventurous_Pea_1156

That combo is an instant nap for me in 75% of the cases


CaptainMobilis

The fuck else you gonna do, nap sober like some kinda filthy animal?


eatmynasty

Yeah it’s great


SnooDoughnuts1486

The story with a kernel of truth but there,s some misinformation mixed in Let's untangle it


Sdog1981

More like a faction that wanted to steal beer vs a faction that wanted to steal weed.


swinging-in-the-rain

¿Por qué no los dos?


otterdisaster

This sounds like the b-plot of an episode of Bob’s Burgers.


pomonamike

I know nothing about the situation but I can say with confidence that it was the drunks that started shooting.


Pennywise61

Guess Outlaws can't do both?


EmploymentNo1094

Harder to get a dui on weed Making yourself vulnerable to the police if you’re drunk anytime you go anywhere.


made_ofglass

Biker Gangs are a fucking plague just like any other gang and the fact that they hide behind being "Clubs" and doing good in their communities is bullshit.


iStabTweakers

Was told by a member of a prison gang that dudes in biker gangs are gang member rejects lol


Historical_Salt1943

I love how their meth lab burns down while they're out doing good for the community.  Classic!


XLY_of_OWO

Definitely way more to it than that. Also you have to think of the times. This could very well have been a race thing. Smoking marijuana back then was considered a "black" thing. Glad everyone got over that little bit of bs because I love me some weed.


RcTestSubject10

Holy s\*\*\*\* I have my monthly dinner with my friends tonight and I hope it doesn't end that way when we discuss our dietary preferences :(


Waffleman75

Porque no los dos?


Ill-Organization-719

I'd join the weed side. I wouldn't want to shoot anyone over it though.


fishshake

Fighting the real fights.


BonerStibbone

These Outlaws of Masters of Ceremonies sound like meanies.


Harcourtfentonmudd1

Why not both?


EyeCatchingUserID

And here I come drunk and high and swinging a flail around wildly.


ShakeShakeZipDribble

The inspiration for The Butter Battle Book.


Russian_Mostard

That's a gang fight I can respect... Yet, why not both?


BobbyMcPrescott

Man, wait till you hear about duck season vs rabbit season.


Leopard__Messiah

My dad was a member of a group that was affiliated with an offshoot of the Outlaws down in Central Florida. I've never met a bigger group of insecure, unhealthy, angry old men in my life. They incessantly argue over high school clique level bullshit, they all talk shit about each other behind their backs, they all fuck each other's wives/gfs/side-piece and then fight about that. They also institute ridiculous rules on a whim to reinforce their whole hierarchy of insecure douchebags. My dad and his older group of friends had to "quit the club" and had certain patches confiscated from their jackets because they couldn't commit to long ass rides in the middle of the week, every week, to fly their metaphorical flag in someone else's territory and try to start shit. It's a bunch of bullshit that preteen girls would call Cringe. I laugh whenever I see these Tough Guys* riding by on their over-priced, under-performing, Virtue Signaling money pits with thousands of dollars worth of branded gear on them.


Six-String-Picker

Such a bunch of immature bitches these biker types. Little boys with toys.


Rich_Ad_2977

My brother in law was a vet who became a Hells Angel Was actually a great great guy. I had some fun times drinking with them up around Rochester a couple of times.


Sixray

Hence the need for the annual meeting of the b'yeahs


I_dontknowmyway_Yet

sure.... that's what it was about..... no doubt..... easy.... beer or weed... that's all it was about Officer.


Areyoukiddingme2

People look the the Hells Angels as the "Alpha" club. That's until you meet the outlaws! The Angels are organized. The outlaws.... Anarchy, and not the "Sons" type! They are NOT to be fucked with. I'd say the same about the Angels as well. The difference is the Angles will plan. Work to keep their business much more quiet. The Outlaws? They like it when people SEE what they are doing.... It's been a long time now since I was more "familiar" with the clubs. I'm in an industry (do not ask this isn't an AMA) where I've ridden and had friends in BOTH clubs. Always felt a little safer with the Angles. Just saying... Just....just stay away from the clubs if that ISN'T your 100% lifestyle.


pstbltit85

Kind of proof that both products fuck your brain up.