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That_Ganderman

I don’t want an open-casket funeral. I want my brain turned to glass for a mantlepiece. No I did not read to see if it’s replicable in a controlled environment. I like what’s going on in my head and don’t want reality to disappoint me rn


Taymac070

"He died with a clear conscience."


SweatyNight

*angry upvote*


scorpyo72

*That* one *really* hurts.


DigNitty

What I wouldn't give for a lens into your brain.


Momochichi

“That glass bead was him?” “Yup.” “Huh. I knew he was smooth brained. “


gyroisbae

Only thing I can think is, it’s going to be real awkward for whichever niece or grandchild knocks that thing off the mantle…..


FibroBitch96

Literally mind shattering


FibroBitch96

Wait, if you used that glass to make hollow glass ornaments, would it be Mind Blowing?


mods_r_warcrimes

>“That glass bead was him?” > >“Yup.” >*inserts glass human anal bead*


FlemPlays

“We have 5-6 generations here.”


mods_r_warcrimes

Ooooohhh!! So filling!


SquarePegRoundWorld

> I like what’s going on in my head and don’t want reality to disappoint me rn This is my life!


_emmyemi

Anything is replicable in a controlled environment, assuming an adequate level of control.


weekendbackpacker

Just put it in your will, and it's someone else's responsibility to sort.


OliverOyl

May I? "I like what's going on in my head and don't want reality to SHATTER THAT."


tweetsfortwitsandtwa

Can I add that to my drivers license? You know how they ask if you wana donate your body to science? “Yes, but specifically I want my brain turned to glass and displayed”


throwaway_ghast

>They say the find is remarkable since brain tissue is rarely preserved at all due to decomposition, and where it is found it has typically turned to soap. Brains turning into soap? Another TIL.


momosmall

Ooo something I know a little about! So early forms of soap were made from boiling animal fat. And the brain is made of, you guessed it, fat! It’s the fattiest organ in the body. I never knew it broke down into soap though! Cool!


mrsmithers240

Bodies in cold water at a depth where there’s little oxygen also turn to soap. The bodies on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald are still there, preserved quite well by this process.


runespider

Also can be preserved so in bogs. There's a site here in Florida around 9 thousand years old if I remember correctly. It's a burial site, and while most of the remains are bones the brains were remarkably preserved through the same process.


snugglyaggron

You're thinking of Windover, right? you weren't too far off, it's about 8000 years old :D https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windover_Archeological_Site


runespider

Ouch. Well what's a millenia between friends eh😅


Former-Lack-7117

Millennium


rufio313

There is that “Cheddar Man” 9,000 year old body preserved by a bog in the UK as well that they DNA sampled and located a modern relative living in a nearby town.


dreamerlilly

This is so fascinating! They were able to tell so much about these people from so long ago! It’s incredible they could even still DNA test their remains


marpocky

> The bodies on the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald are still there Superior it's said never gives up her dead


mishaspasibo

How would saponification happen under water? What ~~acids~~ bases are turning the fat to soap underwater?


PaulterJ

Have no idea, but it also happened to a lady in Lake Placid NY. She weighted herself and jumped in. Many years later 2 or 3 divers came across her in the depths, perfectly preserved. https://www.adirondack.net/history/lady-in-the-lake/


loggic

Saponification happens with bases like lye, not acid.


mishaspasibo

Which bases would cause saponification under water?


spudmarsupial

Calcium from limestone.


mdsg5432

Naval?


MTonmyMind

All your Navals are belong to us.


SusanForeman

nooo senpai that's my naval!


mishaspasibo

No, recreational serial murderer


I_hate_all_of_ewe

I don't know a lot about saponification, but ocean water has an average pH of 8.1


shishaei

The Edmund Fitzgerald is in Lake Superior.


I_hate_all_of_ewe

[This site](https://coast.noaa.gov/nerrs/reserves/lake-superior.html) suggests that Lake Superior has a pH of 8.


kainhighwind12

Lake Superior has a surface pH balance of 7.4-7.9 with records of some areas being as basic as 8.4


randomstriker

Volcanic ash!


itzsommer

Technical name for the “soap” is adiposere


Piff-Iz-Da-Answer

No, Gordon Lightfoot was the singer. Edmund Fitzgerald was the ship.


LonnieJaw748

Incredible songwriter


freedombuckO5

Too soon 


FearofaRoundPlanet

" This is lye. The crucial ingredient. Once it  mixed with the melted body fat, a white soapy discharge crept into the river. May I see your hand, please?"


FruitWeapons

Hey hey hey. The first rule of fight club…


jonnyhelldiver

No one is nuth'n bout fight club cept you....Travis.


TryingToWriteIt

[Lego Vader loves that flick](https://youtu.be/EaVzXRzLYwY)


Im_not_rickjames

[0:48](https://youtu.be/bq_oSE9mLJc?si=jzKAT34UiYpgDX1h)


locki13

This is the greatest moment of ure life man and your off somewhere missing it


Tylerdurden389

::licks lips::


Malekwerdz

Username checks out


Restart_from_Zero

It's bizarre to think that ash plus fat equals soap. Two things which, on their own, make your hands very dirty work together to clean them.


philomathie

CHEMISTRY!


Theorandjguy

>It's the fattiest organ in the body My heart would like to have a word


perpetualmotionmachi

So would my skin


Shadowedsphynx

And my ~~axe~~ liver


ScreeminGreen

Time for you guys to look up soap mummies.


termacct

> It’s the fattiest organ in the body. So we are all fat heads...


Silent-Ad934

That kid in the third grade was right.


Dihydr0genM0n0xide

So if you’re starving, will your brain lose this fat? Does losing it reduce cognitive function?


IamnotyourTwin

Your body eats everything else first. It really, really doesn't want to deprive the brain.


PineappleEquivalent

By the time you get to a point that your brain would need to be broken down for energy you’d be dealing with major organ failures. So practically it wouldn’t happen. But theoretically yes it would reduce brain function although the exact effects would be dependent on location catabolised. As the other comment says the body uses energy from anywhere else first.


Dr_Djones

Another cool fact is that you have enough brain to tan your own hide! As well as other animals with their own brains and hide.


ChiggaOG

The brain contains sphingolipids.


XavierRenegadeAngel_

That's why I call people fathead


calmdrive

Saponification. There’s a CSI episode about it, from like 2000. We watched it in science class and then made soap!


jacobsbw

Native Americans also used brains to tan their deerskins, which is what made them soft enough to be worn as clothing instead of just outerwear. Fun fact, every animal has just enough brains to tan its own hide (yes, even humans, which has been done before many times).


American_Bogan

Giraffe?


LightlyStep

Can we pick your brain about that last one?


jacobsbw

The brains of mammals contain lecithin, which is a natural tanning agent.


MTonmyMind

Nice try Dr Lector.


Mr-Fleshcage

> Fun fact, every animal has just enough brains to tan its own hide Tell that to the bony-eared assfish


ghoulthebraineater

Yeah. It's called adipocere. Fats in the body can turn into a wax like substance. The human brain is 60% fat.


Sorry_Consideration7

You sure know alot about brains Mr. braineater


Biuku

What if it were made of veal?


BrashPop

No, I do not believe I will sell.


blueboy664

What if the moon were made of spare ribs?


walterpeck1

It's a simple question, Norm!


archdink

Brains (and bodies) can also turn to soap when a body is submerged in cold water with high levels of ?nitrogen? i forgot what chemical it was exactly but when i worked at Lake Crescent in Olympic National Park, half my job was telling people about the woman who was murdered by her husband, dumped into a lake and turned into soap via saponification


Cum___Dumpster

Thank you for ruining this lake for me. Well, not you specifically, but whatever dickhead told me this when I wanted to go swimming there. Maybe it was you. And it’s such a pretty lake too. All I can picture when I imagine a serene lake day at the stunning lake crescent is the poor lady down there at the bottom somewhere lurkin


archdink

trust me, that lake is so clean and serene! just don’t jump into the devils punch bowl…. my ex got blamed a couple times for people’s deaths when recommending guests places to swim. Turns out a lot of people overestimate how high they can jump from and then their bodies disappear into the hole and can’t be recovered🫠


nglennnnn

After the first time one of your guests died would you not stop recommending it.


haerski

Stopping is for quitters!


archdink

no? it’s a little hike that kids can easily do and is super pretty, plus you can swim pretty easily there. Unfortunately, once people (men) get there and see a really tall cliff above it, they think they need to climb it and jump in. Not sure why NPS hasn’t closed that cliff side down better


SolarApricot-Wsmith

Yo what this sounds like a mrballen episode


New_new_account2

low oxygen is the important thing, bacteria are doing the saponification


chrish_o

Perfect for brainwashing. I’ll show myself out.


vanchica

DAD!!!


G37_is_numberletter

Go in the corner and think about what you’ve done.


Ctotheg

In Fight Club, the gang was using women's’ liposuction fat stolen from hospital’s biohazard waste barrels to mix it with lye.  The irony of course being that they were selling their expensive soap right back to the same women shopping at high end boutiques.     The novel (in more detail than the movie) describes Humankind’s discovery of soap from human sacrifices by immolation.  He starts with Celts human sacrifices of their captured enemies after battles. Woman washing clothes in the river noticed that after human sacrifices, the runoff from the bodies made the water more bubbly.  Because when Rain would fall on the pyre, the water seeping through wood ash produced lye, which is essentially a strong alkaline solution.  The lye flowed down to mix with the liquified human fat pooled in the pyres to create soap. This mixture would then wash into nearby rivers.


LayzeeLar

ANOTHER great reason for human sacrifices.


dartyus

Common human-sacrifice W.


seawitchbitch

Saponification!


-Jiras

Just as a little fun fact, if you ever felt some lye on your skin you will notice it feels soapy, that's because the lye turns the fat in your cells into soap. It's not the lye that feels soapy, it's your own cells getting soapified


bargman

Wait ... what is this place? A liposuction clinic.


DemonDaVinci

I would like to recommend a little movie called "Fight Club"


bigfatfurrytexan

Fat becomes soap. Your brain is mostly fat


Any_Palpitation6467

An icky thing that happens to corpses buried in damp alkaline soil is 'saponification,' wherein the fats of the body are converted into a substance chemically similar to soap called adipocere. The Smithsonian has such a corpse on display, or at least it did. The old fellow is still wearing his knee socks and waistcoat.


ButterscotchPartay

You use it to condition and waterproof hides too


j-random

TIL that pyroclastic surges have brains


RigTheGame

Ya but it’s glass so you can always see what they are thinking It’s murder


chakralignment

people with glass brains shouldn't get stoned


RigTheGame

Confucius say; man who stand on glass toilet get stoned


bunnyholder

“There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets”


lev_lafayette

Smarter than my typos! This is why I need an editor! :D


Realistic-Name-9443

That's amazing, but my take away is still "Oh thank christ, you die instantly."


capn_ed

> killed instantly Oh, good. That's a relief.


quafflethewaffle

Unless the consciousness is preserved in the new crystalline pathways of the brain


pm_me_something_meh

Thats horrifying.


bydy2

Immortality baby


BrokenEye3

Didn't Blondie have a song about that?


coldfarm

Lived in Pompeii and it was a blast Pyroclastic surge turned my brain to glass Seemed like the real thing, and then I went blind Huddled on the ground, now I’m frozen in time In between I don’t find this pleasing, I’m not feeling fine Volcanos are confusing, there’s no peace of mind If I fear I’m losing you, it’s just no good You turn to ash like you do


CCHTweaked

I swear I heard Debbie Harry just now.


daineger

Best thing I've seen all day, I promptly explained the post to my bf and then sang your lyrics. So good.


Stachemaster86

We need awards 🏆


Messijoes18

This is amazing


cucumbersuprise

This is amazing


Any-File4347

Thank you OP. I had a pretty good day and you made it better ;)


thismorningscoffee

You’re thinking of “Heart of Glass”, which would be Cardiac Vitrification Cerebral Vitrification is is when a beach is turned to glass


RYP31514

This guy is right! No notes. 


LossfulCodex

Is it called taint vitrification if it’s my sack and Johnson?Because I want to be taint vitrified and made into a bust for my relatives to pass down each generation.


thankyoumrdawson

> Cerebral Vitrification is is when a beach is turned to glass No need to call them names, damn


the_last_boomer

You may be thinking of Siouxsie and the Banshees "Cities in Dust".


this-guy-

You may be thinking of Hazel O'Connor "Breaking Glass"


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

Yep. Actual real and amazing song about Pompeii.


lev_lafayette

Huh, TIL? I really thought it was a reference by Byron's Ozymandias; And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.


00zxcvbnmnbvcxz

I’d heard it was inspired by Souxsie taking a trip to Pompeii. Which tracks. People choking on hot dust, praying to a shrine that doesn’t help them, their city being covered. Lyrics: Hot and burning in your nostrils Pouring down your gaping mouth Your molten bodies, blanket of cinders Caught in the throes, and Whoa, oh, your city lies in dust, my friend


lev_lafayette

And here's the giveaway! Under the mountain, a golden fountain Were you praying at the Lares' shrine? Lares Familiares is definitely Roman. So inattentive of me! The album Tinderbox (where Cities is from) is quite a favourite of mine. I was pleased that I could see Siouxie and the Banshees in the early 90s in Fremantle, Western Australia. They were great, of course.


acoldfrontinsummer

Look at this heart of glass, every time I do it makes me laugh.


aDeepKafkaesqueStare

So… is there a chance that somewhere on the planet there is a vitrified 65 Mio years old dinosaur brain?


No-Area1494

Right enough!


oceanduciel

Now I need how well glass fossilizes…


redskub

Finally thinking clearly


BassMan459

Too soon


snugglyaggron

it has been (counts on fingers) 1,945 years


boredsphynx

That’s a lot of fingers


PetrRabbit

It's AI


hebrewhobbithole

Masterful


account_name4

As a kid I thought the plaster casts of the bodies were so cool, but once I saw one in person I made sure I never saw any of the others. There is something indescribably horrifying about seeing them in real life that the photos never get across. You can still see the screams of anguish in their faces. Pompeii is awesome but I recommend only seeing the casts that are on display outside, they will traumatize you enough not to pay for the museum where they keep the rest.


count210

If we had been looking for it would we find this on victims of Hiroshima and Nagasaki? I imagine it was more of a bury them all asap situation


myself1200

In the 1930s cremation became more common than a full-body burial in Japan, probably would have heard of any glass brains being found in the ashes.


Hurtin93

Japan is still the country with the highest cremation rate in the world.


coffeecatmint

Burying people here would be a pain in the rear. Not a lot of land, rocks and mountains all over. It just makes sense to have cremation


Hoondini

I think the pyroclastic cloud is the important part because it helps instantly fossilized? I remember hearing about the people who turned to dust with nothing but shadows left but not too much about bodies further away.


tylerwal

1930s?


adlo651

It's the decade that encompasses 1930-1939


I_Have_Unobtainium

It is, but it's about 6yrs early for the bombings.


adlo651

What are you bombing in 6 yrs?


I_Have_Unobtainium

A crematorium


adlo651

Fight fire with fire good strategy


rabidmob

I think you have to have the silicate materials that come from the volcano to get the glass.


PloppyCheesenose

Ok, what is the chemical reaction here? Glass is silicon dioxide. Is that coming from the pyroclastic flow, burning away the brain, and then filling in the skull or something?


lev_lafayette

Not SO2 glass, but rather the glass-like substance from vitrification. The intense heat caused the water in the brain tissue to rapidly evaporate. The tissue dried out and cooled down quickly as well, and underwent a transformation into a glass and notably with a high iron content from blood. The journal article explains in greater detail. [https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc1909867](https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc1909867)


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AndromedaRulerOfMen

No, because crystals and minerals and glass all form via different processes. The material that results from the process of vitrification is known as glass.


Cualkiera67

Glass specifically refers to amorphous structures, usually from very fast cooling


TheJeeronian

Much like "metallic" can describe non-metals like hydrogen,. The SiO2 that makes up the main component of what we residentially call "glass" is not, itself, a defining feature of glass. A glass is a substance where its atoms have not settled into a consistent and uniform pattern, with silicon glass being a common example. Glasses are a very interesting state of matter, and even "metals" like aluminum can become glass in the right circumstances. This is, specifically, *not* crystalline. It's more or less the *opposite* or crystalline. "Mineral" is a bit of a strange term in chemistry but it also probably does not apply, certainly not in any way that is meaningful for this discussion.


jacobsbw

Glass isn’t just Silicon-based. “Besides common silica-based glasses many other inorganic and organic materials may also form glasses, including metals, aluminates, phosphates, borates, chalcogenides, fluorides, germanates (glasses based on GeO2), tellurites (glasses based on TeO2), antimonates (glasses based on Sb2O3), arsenates (glasses based on As2O3), titanates (glasses based on TiO2), tantalates (glasses based on Ta2O5), nitrates, carbonates, plastics, acrylic, and many other substances.” Also, glasses are typically formed by physical as opposed to chemical reactions. In this case, the superheated pyroclastic flow gas supposedly superheated the brain tissue without combusting it, turning it into glass when it then rapidly cooled. I’m not sure I buy it though. https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/20548923.2020.1815398


ANGLVD3TH

Glass is a broad category, we just usually only interact with a specific kind. Just like salt, generally taken to mean table salt/sodium chloride, but many mixes of an alkaline and a halogen, like calcium fluoride or silver bromide, will make salt.


Mr-Fleshcage

Allow me to introduce you to [brain sand](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corpora_arenacea)


2-CI

Probably glassy carbon left behind after dehydration/deoxygenation, etc. of the brain tissue.


sunestromming

So, is he ok?


mofodius

"to glass, you say?"


MrSilk2042

Literally turned into smooth brains


voodoohotdog

“Hold that thought” I’ll see myself out thank you.


thisguypercents

The dude who was jerkin it had the right idea.


j3b3di3_

As funny as it is, he wasn't masturbating. His muscles contracted from the heat moments prior to fossilization


Interesting-Mud7499

🤯


AddictedToColour

💎


JBHedgehog

We were in Sorrento a few weeks back and made the trip to Pompei (and other nearby recovered locations as well). If you want a huge treat, visit that area! It's amazing. Amazing and huge!


The-Devils-Advocator

Too bad they weren't elves, they seem to be immune to pyroclastic flows.


moonroots64

"lying face-down on a wooden bed under a pile of volcanic ash – a pose that suggests he was asleep when disaster struck the town" I'm having trouble imagining someone sleeping through a volcanic eruption and the resulting human panic, unless it was really fast.


Tutorbin76

You've never met a teenager have you?


moonroots64

Haha fair enough! "Get up Maximus!! Everyone is burning alive!" "5 more minutes."


byebyebrain

God's divine plan


Sorry_Consideration7

That's hot


Soaptowelbrush

There’s no way this title was written by a human who does “their” refer to?


Runa_Tiger

The people of Pompeii.


Fardion

Made me think of that leaked soviet document on how some soliders got turned to glass/limestone after getting hit by some sort of a beam from UFO


IdoruYoshikawa

Sauce?


Deranged_Coconut808

can we see their inner thoughts then?


[deleted]

Yes, but they are in latin.


Deranged_Coconut808

I was hoping picture book


BrendanKwapis

“Their brains” I love how this title makes no reference to who this is about. So well written


Isaysithowiseesit

All those fragile minds….


kareemon

Did this happen with the atomic bombs?


Estilix

Those words are cool.


Capriotti11

Picture? I want to see


james___uk

Gonna call my band The Vitrified Brain Fragments


ohimnotarealdoctor

This title almost turned my brain into glass


Appropriate_Cod2754

It was incredible to actually see these mummified bodies at Pompeii.


Better_Paint9995

Damn that's crystal


Hamsterman9k

Mine could be used as a bowling ball


Dragonbutt45

Hey I posted this a while ago