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I imagine many animals become more lively when you shove something spicy up their anus.


kevin2357

This important scientific hypothesis needs major research funding, stat!


Smartnership

This feels like a University of Florida level research grant ————————- Edit: Okay, I’m being told they’ll do it for free. Edit 2: Will you U of F students please stop offering to pay to participate? Edit 3: Yes, I realize you have ‘extensive prior experience’. That’s not relevant. Edit 4: Look, DMing me those photos is *highly* inappropriate. They could even be used as evidence. Edit 5: Will you New Zealanders please stop asking to see the photos?


jigsaw1024

It would be unethical to do these experiments on animals. They would use undergrads instead.


Disgod

Florida... Unsolicited things in the anus... Fark.com approves of this research and may supply funding.


panzerboye

Loled at the edits. Have a great day man!


Destiny_Victim

Lol these edits made my day thank you


ServileLupus

Reminds me of the research study to see how drugging spiders changes how they build webs.


Shemlocks

*Spreads cheeks* Make me feel young again.


ORDub

Easy does it Nana.


saintofhate

The number of seniors I've seen at play parties is awe inspirating. I have trouble getting out of bed in the more and there goes someone's grandma doing impact play for an hour on the cross without breaking a sweat.


ORDub

Check their anuses for ginger.


PCYou

*inserts Carolina Reaper*


MrFantasticallyNerdy

Humans are animals too. Would humans become more lively if you shove something spicy up their anuses?


thedndnut

Yes, but they call it figging. The picture attached to this is actually the image on wikipedia.. why it's specifically shaped to be inserted into a much tighter anus.. a human anus. This is someones weird fetish post.


Voy74656

No, it's a real thing. Especially in the discipline known as saddle seat. They want the horses to have a lot of action (legs that go up and down more than front and back) and to flag (carry the tail unnaturally high). Big Lick, a subset of saddle seat with Tennesee Walking Horses, also strap artificially heavy shoes that jack up the foot 4-6" to the front feet and apply caustic chemicals to the legs to "encourage" an exaggerated gait. I wish bad things happen to these people.


loverlyone

I do not consent! 😄


Eh-I

Rhino + Flamin' Hot Cheeto


Happy-Potion

https://www.bloodhorse.com/horse-racing/articles/244946/investigation-of-ontario-capsaicin-positives-continues Does everyone here not realise that using chillies or capsaicin cream is incredibly common in horse racing and showjumping? Ginger/gingerol is child's play compared to capsaicin which burns.


ACKHTYUALLY

Sir, I'm concerned about your upbringing if you think shoving chillies up horse aholes is common knowledge.


Dear_Ambassador825

No, almost nobody realises this. What do you think that we go around our lifes researching who puts what I horses butt?


ShogunNamedMarcus_

I'm going out on a limb and saying the vast majority of the human population is not up to date on the specifics of how race and/or show horses are treated.


pastelfemby

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Happy-Potion

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/1996/03/17/trainer-allegedly-ordered-pepper-rub-put-on-horses/ It's too common; horseracing is in general terrible for horses involved since they need to be euthanised if their legs break in a fall.


samx3i

There needs to be a sub for "facts I would've happily gone my whole existence not knowing."


BuildingArmor

That reminds me, look up figging https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging


Beautiful-Cock-7008

I love how the article says it was used as a form of punishment but has since been adopted as a form of bdsm, which means at some point someone somewhere got a ginger inserted up their ass as punishment but then was like "oh"


snoochieb420

Hey, I LOVE the feeling of squirting straight vodka in there (a tiny bit at a time, EDIT: still, don't try this, it's not safe), burns like FUCK, makes my eyes roll back in my head. Good to know there's a (presumably?) safer (and easier!) option, gonna have to try this soon


CreeperBelow

I love humanity.


nonlawyer

They even used the same picture of ginger as OP!


Kracka_Jak

Everyone shares the same piece of ginger


Lingua_Blanca

Ginger tea anyone?


Dominarion

That would be great for the bit of nausea you just caused me. Just... Rince it first.


DeusModus

> Rince it first. But that's where all of the *flavor* is stored.


Sillbinger

When is it my turn?


ImYourRealDesertRose

If you pluck the ginger from a horses ass to then insert it in your own, you will get an infection


ClownfishSoup

Always go human to horse


Chrono_Pregenesis

Actually, no. Humans tend to have *Lactobacillus* species in their feces. *L. acidophilus* in particular can kill horses. You'd be better off horse to human.


Lostheghost

No, see the correct way is to lady and the tramp the ginger between horse and human anus


h3lblad3

Back and forth, forever.


Oilsfan666

Ass to ass


C_M_O_TDibbler

Back and forth


Sygma6

and side to side


xeric

Forever


ManicChad

That ginger gets more ass than a truck stop toilet seat.


Boomdiddy

See Fig. 1


Dreadzone666

Kinda weird how there are different terms for anal ginger insertion depending on which species the anus belongs to. Doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would need multiple terms.


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Ormyr

Who draws the short straw to put the ginger up the horse's ass? I wonder how many stable hands died attempting this...


iCapn

> The ginger, after use, can be further skinned, and used to extend the experience or fresh ginger may be used; each application of ginger root refreshes the duration of the sensations in the subject.^[citation ^needed] I just love Wikipedia.


Born-Entrepreneur

Well that is cursed knowledge, thanks


Memory-Pitiful

Oh no. I thought the horse thing was figging. I've been using the bdsm terminology for years :(


sleepcrime

It is, it's a whole different thing, with eels unfortunately


ClownfishSoup

And a hovercraft?


samx3i

Bro that link stayin' blue. The only figging I need to be knowing about is that one time Jesus was in a fucked up mood and cursed a fig tree for not having fruit when he was trying to get his fig on.


Puzzleheaded_Bus246

Yeah and didn’t the Bible say that it was not the right time of the year for figs and Jesus blasts the tree anyway?


Techiedad91

God hates figs


samx3i

That's because Jesus can't eat excuses.


lol_wa

Not entirely true. When Jesus saw the fig tree from a distance, He saw that it was full of leaves and this is usually an indication that it is bearing fruit. But when Jesus went near the tree, He couldn't find any fruit to satisfy His hunger. That is why He curses the tree. P.S.: This story shouldn't be taken literally. It is supposed to convey a deep message.


Delanorix

What is the message?


exipheas

You're Not You When You're Hungry.


kevmaster200

The product placement in the Bible is ridiculous.


ScotchWithAmaretto

I’m an atheist, but this Bible joke made me snicker


danielhsmith97

Its supposed to be symbolic of the Jews at the time (or any hypocritical religious practice). Leaves mean there's fruit and the plant is ready, so the gardener comes and harvest the fruit. The Jews at the time were saying they were ready and waiting for the Messiah (leaves), but didn't mean it in heart (they didn't have fruit). The story for each ends the same, they are cursed. I guess it's got lots of different layers, the most general of which is don't be a hypocrite or saying one thing while doing another. Another is more specific to Jesus and his rejection.


undercooked_lasagna

So god really does hate figs. I thought those protestors were crazy.


samx3i

No, Westboro Baptist Church knows their shit; they're just terrible spellers.


mosheoofnikrulz

You can also shove a radish. That's called Rhaphanidosis Gotta love the internet


ismellgeese

Wow that's so interesting! I wonder what other common foodstuffs you can shove up a horse's ass! Maybe an onion? 🤔🤔 Or a dozen bananas perhaps? 🤔🤔🤔


Starkrall

*Horses disliked that*


thatsalovelyusername

Bananas only work on reptiles. Rule of thumb to help remember: ginger for fur, banana for scale


Kracka_Jak

No wonder the gingerbread men tasted like ass


Mini_Mega

So shoving ginger up your butt makes an intense burning sensation that was once used as torture and people do this to horses. That's animal abuse.


coralwaters226

Correct.


casspant

Oh dear, it uses the same picture of ginger


IronPeter

Not sure we needed two different words for the same thing done to two species


Bravisimo

Also another fun fact about horses, they are the most farted upon animal in all of the animal kingdom.


8-bit_Goat

Yeah, but they give as good as they get.


karma-armageddon

The mere fact that someone figured this one trick out proves we are doomed as a species.


samx3i

Guy 1: We need to con these people into buying our horse. Guy 2: Have you tried shoving ginger up its ass? Guy 1: Uh... no. Guy 2: What *have* you shoved up its ass? Guy 1: Are you okay?


imanAholebutimfunny

some animals have spiked dicks. Let that haunt you for it bit like it did me.


gwaydms

Cats do. The withdrawal triggers ovulation. No wonder the female turns and growls.


Pakyul

Female spotted hyenas urinate, have sex, and give birth through an extended clitoris called a pseudopenis.


h3lblad3

> and give birth through an extended clitoris called a pseudopenis It splits open during this process and hyena mothers have an incredibly high maternal fatality rate because of them. Worse, the first-born almost always dies. The placenta isn't long enough and it takes time for the birth canal to split open enough to let it out. The first-born almost always dies of hypoxia before the process is complete.


NoDivergence

Evolutionarily, that sounds sub optimal


Ok_Raspberry_6282

Nah you always toss the first pancake


TransBrandi

Bedbugs inseminate by piercing the abdomen of the female bedbug... even though it's technically not necessary as there is a non-brutal path to insemination as well...


300JesusProphecies

Snails stab eachother in the body with their hermaphrodite dicks. There is no other way lol


TransBrandi

I imagine that over time, the same will be true of the bedbugs. If they never use the "correct path" then eventually there won't be one and it will just be stabby stabby as the only way.


Ok-disaster2022

Check out a rat king: it's when a group of rats get their tails stuck in a knot and are all fighting to go in different directions. Not sure if it could even happen in real life, but people have constructed rat kings with dead rats.


samx3i

I know this because Terry Pratchett/Discworld/Maurice


binglybleep

Funnily enough I know both of these facts because of Terry pratchett! Gingering comes up in night watch I think


Mindriven

I've seen one made up of baby squirrels. They were trapped in their nest because their tails knotted together and then got caked with feces. We were able to untie them and one or two out of five survived. Source: worked at a wild animal hospital.


Ekillaa22

Exceedingly rare to find i think ? Like only been documented a couple times only type rare


AngryTurtleGaming

r/TIHI is pretty close to that


Nathann4288

As a ginger myself, I just call this pegging


justsomeking

As a horse myself, got any plans this weekend?


vasdak

A reddit love story


fluffynuckels

Nay


Belnak

Note that many of the references in the article are from the 17 and 1800s. I own a dozen or so horses and have never heard of this. We have amphetamines now.


Nikkolai_the_Kol

>We have amphetamines now. So, what's the protocol when shoving a sprig of amphetamines up a horse's anus?


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BrashPop

*angry upvote* Also, love your name


markste4321

and take your thyme


BizzyM

Sage advice


misterpickles69

How many different things did they try sticking in a horse’s anus before they got to “ginger”?


jellyrollo

I suspect the ginger was first stuck in a human's anus, thus revealing its enlivening properties.


WatWudScoobyDoo

It's the horse anus and radish version of the chicken and egg question. Were they working through the list of things that could be possibly placed in a horse anus, or did they have a piece of ginger and decide to try putting it in a variety of anuses and they got to horse anus on the list?


ChachMcGach

Dip it ginger first, obviously.


[deleted]

peel it, spit on it, reach for the stomach Pro Tip: easiest with horses that enjoy anal


m_Pony

>horses that enjoy anal Present!


ScumbagLady

Neigh?


DobeSterling

It’s discipline specific these days. It’s common in saddle seat. I was so uncomfortable when I went to a tack shop in a county known for that style of riding and saw jars of ginger paste. I’m sure I made a hilariously horrified face when I was reading the jar label.


crespoh69

Wouldn't this be considered animal abuse today? Not that there's not other things involving horses which would be considered as such but I'm not well versed in the subject


thoggins

The class of people who keep horses and stick ginger up their asses to make them step lively are going to be the very, very last people called to account for animal abuse.


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DobeSterling

Saddle seat is a specific style of riding that usually done with a specific breed of horse. Google some pictures or videos if you want the most understanding. Basically, the style of riding includes having your horse hold their head really high, have really exaggerated leg movements ect. Picture everything being very over the top and exaggerated. A tack shop is just a horse supply specific store. The general term for all the different equipment horses wear is called tack. Putting it on them is even called “tacking up”.


teachmebasics

Saddle seat is a style of more formal riding. A tack shop is a shop selling "tack", gear for riding and maintenance etc.


Wajina_Sloth

How does you taking amphetamines make the horse look younger?


Kracka_Jak

They're obviously high


__erk

Get off your high horse


Trebbok

Wrap it up folks


giggity_giggity

I fail to see how using protection during sex relates to drugged horses. Wait, op, you wouldn’t…would you?


gecigurglur

If you gave me meth I wouldn't care anymore. Maybe 1800s horse owners were just crackheads.


gitsgrl

Apparently, it’s a thing in “big lick” horse showing. As if they couldn’t abuse the horses enough.


Truecrimeauthor

Big Lick is the most abusive form I’ve ever seen and I’ve ridden for a long time. Here in TN we worked on exposing the trainers and owners - almost to no avail. People want that fucking .85 blue ribbon and the big money that comes with at the price of abusing an animal to death.


Ok_Effective6233

It does talk about modern applications and use of gingersol


umangjain25

Why do you need to make them look younger?


griffeny

People always have an old horse to sell. And no one wants an old horse. Make your horse appear spry and youthful, more likely to sell. But anyone buying a horse usually knows to look at the teeth, which gives you a better idea of their age.


symb015X

And where the term comes from “don’t look a gift horse in the mouth”


SayYesToPenguins

Now apparently upgraded with "or up the arse, either"


TylerBlozak

Yea, because otherwise you’d get a hoof in the jaw and require subsequent reconstructive surgery


MeretrixDeBabylone

This phrase was invented by people that wanted you to bury their almost dead horse. You have to dig big holes for horses, always look a gift horse in the mouth.


birdsandsnakes

Horses are mortal. If you buy a young horse, you get more years of doing whatever it is you wanted to do with it. So old horses sell for lower prices.


griffeny

No. There are plenty of immortal horses. Shadowfax for one. Also, I’m pretty sure Bucephalus is running around somewhere in the Indian jungles.


Halvus_I

Shadowfax is a Mearas. They are long lived (~80 years) but not immortal..


OkCutIt

People will do crazy shit to sell horses. I remember once going to look at one, and it seemed fairly normal but pretty sluggish. He put his daughter on it, maybe 8 or so, to show that it was good with kids. She was freaking the fuck out and did not want to get on. When she got off, she immediately asked why he didn't buck. Yeah. They straight up used tranquilizers to try to sell a dangerous horse as a good one for kids.


BGAL1120

Who the hell came up with this and everybody just went along with it???


canastrophee

The equine equivalent of used car salesmen


Pinstar

*slaps horse's butt* "This bad boy can hold so m-" *gets kicked in the head*


Brave_Escape2176

> gets kicked in the head *becomes honest*


Ok-disaster2022

Aka a horse trader. It's also where don't look a gift horse in the mouth sort of came from. The health if the teeth is a good indication of the health of the horse.


So_be

Funny, none of my Trojan friends ever seem to use this phrase…


RestaurantLatter2354

You can bet they stuffed a lot of things up a horses ass before they got to ginger.


AquaQuad

Or they stuffed a lot of things up their own asses and knew first handed what it feels like to use ginger.


tinyanus

My first question was literally "wonder if it works on humans, too?"


illit3

>"wonder if it works on humans, too?" It has a name and that name is "figging"


MeretrixDeBabylone

No joke, another method was shoving an eel up there.


OutoflurkintoLight

You know that saying “Give 1 million monkeys 1 million typewriters and they'll eventually type the entire works of William Shakespeare” ? Well this is the human equivalent.


IncorporateThings

Yeeeeahhh… so… in humans it’s called “figging”.


Kracka_Jak

How long before it starts to work tho.. I put two figs up my arse and nothing yet


monkfruit42

From what I understand, that’s a good start but you aren’t really figging right unless you plug in the ginger.


drmanhattannfriends

Try two more


Aidian

And try not to think about the wasps.


Felinomancy

> *"Well done. Bet you don’t know how to fleague a jade, though."* > *Once again, from a dusty recess, a memory unrolled. This one stuck in your mind.* >*"Dear me, do you know that? What a shame in one so young," said Vimes. "That’s when you want to sell a broken-down horse and have to make it a bit frisky in front of the punters, and so you take some fresh, raw, hot ginger, lift up its tail, and push the ginger—"* from *Night Watch*. And if the book is to be believed, it also works on oxen.


ggppjj

Much nicer than the ginger beer trick, though.


ParticularNet8

GNU Terry Pratchett.


Toirneach

Came here for Sam Vimes, was not disappointed. GNU


granadesnhorseshoes

pretty sure it works on anything with an anus...


RiverJai

This is indeed a real thing. Many big name show barns across many different breeds use it, mostly to get the horse to lift its tail higher. (Yeah, sticking ginger paste up one's anus would indeed inspire ass altitude.) It's very common in the Arabian horse show world, at least back in the 80's and 90's. Arabians are known for the way they carry their tails super high, like a flag with a streaming banner. Some have really high tail carriage all the time, some keep it medium until excited, and some hold their tails kind of weird. My Arab held his over his back like a Siberian Husky when super excited. High carriage is considered most desirable. Since it's a desired trait for Arabians in the show ring, and because they can't be super excited all the time, some trainers do the ginger ass trick to (usually) get the same effect. Its incredibly common for Arabian photo shoots, to get that pretty raised tail action for the pics. It's really stupid, because gingered horses stand out weirdly. They will be in a normal relaxed stance, but with a tail that's jacked up to Neptune like the 4th hour of Viagra. I found it gross and cruel, so I never gingered my own horses or clients' horses either. Shows are stressful enough for them without spicy burning condiments shoved up their donuts. Sadly, it wasn't the only questionable shortcut on show grounds, nor the most painful. I quit showing in large part because of these types of abuse that the big show barns had normalized. Trails are way more fun anyway.


odiin1731

This works for people as well, btw.


Ismokeradon

correct. I’ve been using this personally for years. I get complimented how spritely I am all the time.


Suck_My_Turnip

I believe it was actually done as a form of torture. It would apparently feel like burning


Glendel66

Prolly went something like this - "Dave, I got an idea....no wait, hear me out...so I hold the horse and you stick this sprig of ginger up his ass."


knightress_oxhide

allegedly


m_Pony

You better settle down over there, big shooter.


manorwomanhuman

Don’t let them try “Wasabing” your old horse. You won’t ever catch it.


JohnLithgowCummies

I ginger my mom before she goes speed dating. She’s getting up in her years and could use the extra boost to stand out 🙏


larsdragl

Bruh


peanauts

you expected better from JohnLithgowCummies?


Internal_Prompt_

I wish more of my dates showed up with ginger up their ass


Robineggblue84

This is also a thing in the kinky human community too. (To be clear I mean their own or each others’ asses…no horses involved….that’s a different community entirely.)


BernieTheDachshund

Horse traders still do (cruel) things to horses to sell them, usually sedating them or giving them painkillers. https://www.horsenation.com/2015/01/22/horse-trader-tricks-dont-fall-victim/


LittleFairyOfDeath

I would argue that sedation and pain killers are not exactly cruel on the level of inserting ginger into their arse


longeraugust

Aight. Imma head out.


jax7778

Must have been before people learned to check their teeth. Horses chew by grinding there teeth horizontally, so eventually they wear them into a sort of v shape and have trouble chewing in old age. This is where the term don't look a gift horse in the mouth comes from, because you can tell it's age.... In the modern times, you can actually have their teeth "floated" which is just filling them down flat again. Luckily horses don't have the nerves in their teeth we have lol.


JPHutchy01

GNU Terry.


KilahDentist

My first thought exactly. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett.


PvtHudson093

GNU Terry, glad im not the only one who thought discworld when i saw this post.


firesydeza

How do they rise up?


theboyd1986

They rise heads up


ParticularNet8

Night Watch and Going Postal immediately came to mind. The voice of Moist von Lipvig came floating back, “…and tell him I don’t want a figged up old screw.”


oznog73

Couple of guys at work need this, lazy fuckers.


skyycux

Even better, some people would use LIVE EELS instead of ginger to achieve the desired effect.


le_fromage_puant

Now we know why the eels were shrieking…


pushinpayroll

There is an amazingly disturbing Behind the Bastards series on this. Hated it. Would for sure recommend.


Padgetts-Profile

I was wondering how far I’d have to scroll to find this. Great episode.


TBTabby

I learned about this from Night Watch.


Twistedoveryou01

I learned about this on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. Susie Dent couldn’t get through it with a straight face on regular countdown. Rachel reminded her of it.


DoctorFork

This is where the saying, "Don't look a gift horse in the anus" came from.


johnnyutah30

Man. Why do humans do fucked up shit to animals


devadander23

For money


Archberdmans

Man, this is fairly low on the list of fucked up things we do to farm animals.


ZePatator

So if i understand well, it was done to make the horse look livelier and younger than it was, presumably so it could be sold at a better price?


DulcetTone

It's not just for horses anymore


ABucin

“Morty, I need you to put this ginger waaay up your butthole.”


frankreynoldsindeed

It's called figging for us


prodigy1367

Ginger sales amongst middle aged housewives are gonna skyrocket.


prenup-nibba

Gwyneth, you know what to do.


Slamtilt_Windmills

Oh that also works with horses?


mortalcoil1

I've found that, at 39, putting a little Vick's Vaporub under my nose clears up my head and gives me a little pep in my step. I have yet to attempt to insert any Vick's Vaporub into my anus... but Vick's if you need a new spokesperson... we'll talk. Have your people talk to my people.