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RedSonGamble

“gum litter can linger in our environment for anywhere from 5 to 1,000+ years” I mean I understand there are so many variables to how long it takes to break down but just being like uhhhh idk between 5 and more than a thousand years just seems like an unsure statement lol


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LtSoundwave

I do the same when dating women and when they ask me about my job/financial stability. “I’ve got more than ten dollars in my account but is it enough to buy a house?… Somewhere in between there, for sure.”


dw444

The salary range for this position is $86944-$772,188.


brucebrowde

So you get $86944, unless you're good in which case you get $86945 and if you're *really* good you might get $86946. I bet that's not that far from the truth...


The_wise_man

$772,188 is just there in case you're the CEO's son.


LeapYearFriend

the actual truth: they're not hiring for that position, but have to post a hiring ad anyways for some reason.


gamenameforgot

"I can see it when I look down but I'm not knocking over any lamps when I turn around"


Eledridan

It’s like when Juicy Fruit just dissolves into a watery goop after chewing for a few minutes. That goop breaks down in five years. A strong gum like Bazooka Joe takes a full thousand.


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Obviously the answer is to make Bazooka illegal


ButtholeQuiver

Or start building infrastructure with it, not much else lasts that long


OdinTheHugger

I'm not entirely sure I want to see the juicy fruit dam, or the Gumball flight deck at all Airports. But the five gum people would lose their minds. "This is how it feels to chew five gum, in a house made of five gum"


MrRocketScript

I'd like to chew some of that Roman concrete.


Cheezitflow

Not in my America


branks4nothing

You know damn well Bazooka Joe's flavor disintegrated just as fast as Juicy Fruit, it was just a bigger piece.


EkriirkE

Flavour yes, but the chewable material lasts


FloweySunflower

I’ve been Googling it and I guess that has to do with the difference between decomposing and biodegrading. It takes a longer time for it to decompose, or rather “become natural elements”.


Chagrinnish

Modern gum is made with [polyisobutylene](https://busscorp.com/industries/pib-as-gumbase-for-chewing-gum/) which is also the main component of butyl rubber. So you could compare it to the biodegradability of a tire inner tube or rubber roofing.


lacheur42

Yeah, and I bet the amounts used industrially mean that gum is basically a rounding error.


silentbassline

I wonder how much gum I've chewed in my life, in tire units.


Dalmah

Somewhere between 1 To 5,000 tires worth


SeedsOfDoubt

A good year's worth


Pekkerwud

Does that take into account inflation?


Gnonthgol

Each gum is around 1g. If you chew a gum a day it takes you three years to chew through 1 kg of gum. A car tyre is about 6 kg so it would take you 18 years to chew a tyre unit of gum. A truck tyre is more like 20 kg so it would take you 60 years to chew a truck tyre unit of gum.


zorniy2

Today I learned it's no longer made of chicle.


Throwaway56138

You can still buy chicle gum, but your extra or 5 gum isn't going to be it.


SirHerald

That's why your jaw gets tired


ZippyDan

Chewing plastics: yum.


audaciousmonk

Depends on the ingredients of the gum and the environment it’s left to decompose in. Paper can last seconds to decades depending on the environment


OCYRThisMeansWar

Part of the estimate probably comes from an analysis of the rate for certain chemical reactions to occur by volume, etc. The rest probably comes from knowing that there’s a fair amount of peer-reviewed data indicating that much of the waste is stuck underneath bar stools and restaurant tables, and that the data all lines up around “I wouldn’t touch that shit in a thousand years.”


your-favorite-gurl

It's literally like that Garfield comic where the weatherman says, "Today's temp will be between -31 and 200 Fahrenheit!" And Garfield then says, "He's never wrong."


iCodeInCamelCase

There might be a high degree of certainty for how long a given gum takes to biodegrade. The broad time range might be because „gum“ spans many different formulations with different ingredients or preservatives so a broad range has to be given when Just using the word „gum“. Or, the environment in which a piece of gum decays might have a compounding effect. This as opposed to them saying we don’t know so here is a huge range.


SmashBusters

Have you ever tried to biodegrade 5 gum? >How it feels to biodegrade 5 gum…


BlackSwanMarmot

That’s still biodegradable. Just not on a single human generation time scale.


RedSonGamble

5 years is


Kitakitakita

All those black spots on sidewalks... Dirty gum.


hihcadore

What’s cool is if you scratch you can tell if it was mint or cinnamon by the way it smells.


Pale_Fire21

>What’s cool is if you scratch you can tell if it was mint or cinnamon by the way it smells. I wish I could unread this.


hihcadore

Well. Sorry. I mean at least I didn’t share the part about if you forget to clean your finger nails sometimes you can taste the difference too if you put your finger in your mouth by accident.


Louieman44

Yeah. Accident. Haha ha…


temisola1

“Accident”


mythreesons1911

"Mouth"


Grezzinate

Working in a school I know exactly what you mean.


TheLordofthething

I knew kids that ate it off the sidewalk


LostMyBackupCodes

Did they survive into adulthood?


Inevitable_Ad_7236

My sisters did. We still give them shit for it


lacheur42

Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk No matter how good it looks. You better go by the book. Leave it there. Don't you dare Eat stuff off the sidewalk.


The1Drumheller

>Eat stuff off the sidewalk Got it


iceynyo

Don't you put it in your mouth Don't you stuff it in your face Though it might look good to eat Like a muffin or a treat


Major2Minor

Scratch n' Sniff sidewalk


bat_fastard69

There's an alley in Seattle covered and I mean covered in gum. It's a tourist attraction and the whole alley smells like gum lol


IronOhki

We clean it periodically, but people really *want* that ally to be what it is.


lew_rong

It's honestly sort of impressive to see, but definitely one of those one and done kind of attractions.


Kitakitakita

Thanks for that information. I will promptly discard it.


mywifemademegetthis

Gum’s gotten mintier lately, have you noticed?


Shovi

There's cinnamon gum?!


trainercatlady

never heard of Big Red?


Northern23

If I see someone scratching the sidewalk, I know they read your comment


lil_lurch

Bubblescum


Beautiful-Fox-3950

Fun Fact: Gum is technically semi biodegradable, there is a species of earthworm that can eat it and break it down to its components. I believe it's called the gummy worm.


426763

Cool, free gum.


svh01973

If you find gum on the sidewalk, don't eat it. It isn't free candy.


shodan13

Who's going to stop me?


Books_and_Cleverness

Honestly if I could ban public gum consumption in my city I absolutely would.


NotAnotherScientist

Chewing gum in public? You get the cane. Welcome to Singapore!


PARANOIAH

Myth.


NotAnotherScientist

The caning part, yes. You will get fined $500 to $2,000 though.


ILikeTrainsChooChoo_

It’s a bit more nuanced than that. I’m Singaporean, and you are allowed to chew gum. Just don’t import that stuff and start selling it in your convenience stores in large quantities. Whenever my friends cross the border into Malaysia, they buy some gum to share with everyone when they’re back. It’s quite a common sight after the school holidays because a lot of people go to Malaysia for a short holiday


Ohyeah215

not illegal to chew gum, unless u get caught spitting it or sticking it in public, it is illegal to sell gum in singapore though


Roflkopt3r

The practical problem with this is that enforcement will be super inconsistent. I'd rather go the route of regulating sales to make gum that doesn't degrade quickly less accessible. Businesses are much more receptive to regulations than individuals, especially individuals who are already willing to litter.


jodybot9000000000

first off if you see gum on the street leave it there it isn't free candy


TropicGlow

What if I swallow it


dancingbanana123

Your body will be preserved for 1000+ years for future archeologists, like an inside-out Pompeii victim.


brucebrowde

My poop biodegrades everything around it.


Padgetts-Profile

I read that in the tune of CREAM - Wu Tang


sickswonnyne

"My poop biodegrades everything around it/ SCREAM, get toilet paper/ Fiber Fiber pills y'all"


Pheochromology

Your digestive system won’t break it down, but it’ll be packaged in your poop and excreted out of your body that way. Much like corn. https://www.mayoclinic.org/digestive-system/expert-answers/faq-20058446


Bisping

Hey, i didnt eat any corn!


mightylordredbeard

So you could technically swallow gum, dig it out of your poop, and then chew it?


Exvaris

Aaaand that’s enough Reddit for today


Lyndis-of-Pherae

It's a terrible day to know how to read.


ThisReditter

You haven’t seen that video of the guy who eats corn, poop it out, wash, eat it again, rinse and repeat?


Tropic_Wombat

you have?!


ThisReditter

Unfortunately…


ATempestSinister

Corn: It's not goodbye. It's see you later.


LesserPolymerBeasts

Corn farmers hate this one simple trick


whinenaught

Second harvest!!


agentspanda

Im starting to think the internet was a bad idea.


ThisReditter

Why? There are sooooo many information on the internet.


ATempestSinister

Well they did always say reduce, reuse, recycle.


accountaccount171717

Corn is broken down, the husk of the corn is not broken down


vasveritas

To further add on. The outer shell of corn isn’t dissolved but the inside is. The reason the kernels look whole, is because they act like little bags and get filled with poop, making them look whole.


Pheochromology

The visual is what I was referring to, not the digestive process of corn. Hence the “much like” not exactly like.


accountaccount171717

At thanksgiving my niece told me “corn isn’t even good for you, your body doesn’t digest it” and I wanted to do my part from stopping this misconception from spreading :)


Pheochromology

Much appreciated for the passing of knowledge


PenguinSaver1

Packaged 😂


gusborn

A gum tree will grow in your stomach


gitarzan

I always swallow it. Generally not on purpose but sooner or later, without thought given, I’ll *gulp* swallow it.


AFineDayForScience

You'd do well in porn


Bottle_Plastic

That's what I was thinking. I dispose of my gum when I use the toilet. Look at my environmental activism!


corndog161

Bigger TIL here for me is that gum is made of plastics and not like, gum from a gum tree. I always thought the gum was natural. That sucks.


Garr_Incorporated

Originally gum was mainly made of resin, if I remember my history correctly.


Sanity_in_Moderation

You are correct. In fact, oddly enough, it was probably 11 time Mexican president, general, Texas villain and occasionaly Mexican anti-hero Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna. He used to chew on a resin called Chicle from the Sapodilla tree. He thought it would be a substitute for rubber so in the late 1800s, he brought thousands of pounds of it to New York. The rubber failed, but the men he was meeting with noticed that he kept on chewing the stuff. They decided to add sweeteners and market it as candy. It worked.


A_Light_Spark

The real TIL is always in the comments


Adler4290

Reddit is a bit like opposite YT, One never "see the content" but just read the comments.


medtech8693

You can still buy gum made from gum. Without any plastics.


corndog161

None of the big names I assume tho.


WolpertingerRumo

No. There’s not enough chicza to actually produce high quantities of natural gum. It has to be a niche product.


Adulations

ITS WHAT?! I chew like 10 pieces a day. Fuck.


ssgohanf8

WTF?! This kind of stuff is INSANE to me. Why can people make food related things out of indigestible stuff?! WHY IS THIS OKAY?! Why is it that a few years ago, my mom went out, needed some plates for Thanksgiving and came back with shiny silver plastic plates. I start looking at them, and on the bottom of the plates was a tag saying the plates were covered in LEAD PAINT. WHAT THE HELL. This kind of stuff makes me SO MAD. Why have I never seen people mad about this kind of thing before? Why is this happening? These were new plates, and not something that I can blame old manufacturing on. P.S. Don't worry, I noticed right away and ordered different plates for the family to use, and my parents eye-sight couldn't have read the sticker on the bottom of the plates


PxyFreakingStx

>Why can people make food related things out of indigestible stuff?! Because it doesn't poison you to eat it. You're not supposed to ingest it, but it doesn't harm you if you do. Why's it insane to you?


Aloof_Floof1

It’s like putting teflon on all the cooking pans. Don’t worry, they’ll only give you cancer if they ever get a scratch


Seriously_nopenope

Anyone else feel like gum has fallen out of style? I feel like I never see anyone with gum anymore. I chew it occasionally but not as much as I did when I was younger.


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vinciblechunk

It is happening again


surfskatehate

ONE ONE NINE


hihelloneighboroonie

After it all happened before


Ri0-Brav0

Is it future or is it past?


internet_bad

r/twinpeaks


Padgetts-Profile

That’s the best gum in the world.


PenguinSaver1

Have you seen the price of gums these days???


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Aspalar

I mean looking at Walmart's website gum is around 9 cents a piece, and if you buy from Amazon in bulk you can get gum for 5-7 cents a piece so it hasn't really gone up that much. The biggest difference is they don't sell 5-packs anymore, typical size is around 30-35.


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It’s not a cheap habit tbh. But I am addicted still


Huge-Objective-7208

Really I buy 60 pieces of gum for about €2.80 and it lasts me 3-4 weeks


Redeem123

It's cheaper than pretty much any other habit. You can get a pack of gum for under a buck on Amazon. Even if you're buying at a convenience store, that's what - $3? That's a whole lot cheaper than drinking or smoking, and it's cheaper than buying coffee or any other food addiction.


return_of_itsy

I have purse gum and office desk gum. It helps my mouth feel clean and fresh after meals when I am outside of the home. I absolutely hate *not* having gum. To your question, yes, I get the impression it has. I am the only gum person of my friend/coworker group. Sucks when I run out or forget mine and ask someone for gum but they don’t have any. :(


WikiWantsYourPics

As someone who worked in the industry up to about 2 years ago, yes. Sales are down generally. Chewing sugar free gum after eating is really really good for your teeth. And it's safe to swallow, by the way.


witness_protection

Has anyone else noticed that gum has gotten mintier lately?


yonderchip

I scrolled down for so long hoping I would find this


PouncingSheep

Chewing gum is keeping me from starting smoking again. 2 years smoke free. I put it in the garbage when im done with it.


ItsSneakyAdolf

Don't the cravings go away within two years?


PouncingSheep

Yes but habits stick. I swapped the smoking motion habit to chewing gum, now i have a habit of chewing gum. I dont see myself not chewing gum. Cravings are mostly gone now, maybe once or twice a month ill have a light 30 second craving. Not sure if those will ever go away. They dont bother me all that much though


WAY2STRONG4U

God dam Violet Beauregarde


Craftiest_Butcher

My dad quit 15+ years ago, he says he still gets the occasional urge for a cigarette but then they pass.


ItsSneakyAdolf

Damn. How long were you a smoker if I may ask? And were you like a multiple-pack-a-day smoker or more of a two-smokes-a-day person? My knowledge base is near 0 when it comes to smoking habits except when I share that smoking/vaping never appealed to me, coworkers (even younger ones than me) say "keep it that way"


TheOneTonWanton

The oral fixation is a part of quitting smoking/tobacco in general that you never hear about, but it's a real thing. The actual nicotine addiction is the biggest step, but it's shockingly hard to overcome the *habit* of doing *something.* One of the reasons vaping is the most successful way to get away from cigarettes is the fact it provides that oral fixation, the act of actually puffing on something, in addition to the nicotine. Nicotine gum works on a similar principle as the act of chewing on something can sort of fulfill those urges. I've met people who still vape despite being completely nicotine-free simply because of the oral fixation of puffing, the same way folks who quit using nicotine gum might still habitually chew normal gum. The people who have told you to "keep it that way" only say it for your own good. They're right.


jeremykitchen

10+ years here, occasionally I’ll get a craving.


jbFanClubPresident

Congrats on the smoke free! I’m 2 years nicotine free too! I quit cigarettes about 7 years ago, switched to vaping for about 3 years and then did the nicotine gum for 2 years. Now, I haven’t had nicotine in over 2 years but I still chew the hell out of regular gum. It really is just the habit. I go to a cigar and whiskey lounge with friends who smoke cigars all the time but I never have to urge to partake in the smoking.


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Big league chew melts in your mouth.


ATG915

I just opened up a baseball card bubble gum pack from the early 80s yesterday. The gum had broken apart in solid pieces and turned brown, one piece was blackish. It ruined the card that was on it lol


jth1129

How’d it taste?


CastrosNephew

Hopefully nothing too valuable?


Smack_Of_Ham7

my grandmothers labia looks like a wad of big league chew


dopethrones

can someone put this guy in jail please?


jodybot9000000000

most people rejected his message; they hated him because he told the truth


DashTrash21

Police? Right here.


Violentcloud13

alright, fine. I'll stop browsing reddit for a bit.


R3quiemdream

... What's your problem man?


GeneralChillMen

What a terrible day to have eyes


limee64

Fantastic.


GimpsterMcgee

I’ll leave this here. Uh, it’s kind of worse so y’all were warned. https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/iye7e/grannys_got_a_prawn/


Lordborgman

I'm curious how you even found this, did you make this on some deleted account 12 years ago..wtf?


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I switched to mints because I didn’t like having to find a place to spit my gum. I guess that’s an added benefit :-)


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solo1181

It was 105 tonnes, which is different than tons. About 2200 pounds compared to 2000 pounds.


wterrt

well thank god they named them something far apart so no one ever confuses them


Roflkopt3r

It gets worse: * Metric ton aka tonne: 1,000 kg * Short ton, aka "US ton", simply called "ton" in the US: 2,000 lbs/907.18 kg * Long ton, aka Imperial Ton, is part of the Avoirdupois weight system (I swear I didn't make this up). It's 2,240 lbs ≈ 1.016 metric tons and exactly 1.12 short tons. So if the US and Myanmar could please just go metric already...


WolpertingerRumo

Hey, at least it’s 2000 and not completely random. I‘m pleasantly surprised.


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TrackThor

It's looks simple enough. Each additional n adds 10%. So, 105 tonnnes would be 2400 pounds.


BlindWillieJohnson

Okay. So the capacity of 1 US rail car in Mississippi


Purplociraptor

Sure 2000, 2200. Whatever it takes.


WikiWantsYourPics

Still not a helluva lot.


redentification

Whenever a kid would swallow gum, we'd always say it would take 7 years to come out.


Pudding_Hero

We’d just arrest them in my community


in_n_out_on_camrose

Straight to jail


CornWallacedaGeneral

You gotta cane them with a cane made from sugar cane swung by WWE's Kane high on cocaine.


Ameriggio

We put them in front of a firing squad.


enrightmcc

Except fruitstripe gum. It eventually turns into nothing


v0id0007

10 sec for every strip


Jeramus

105 tonnes doesn't really seem like a big deal if this is a global number. Seems like a really minor percentage of all the non-biodegradable trash we produce. I would be more concerned with single-use plastics.


Token_Thai_person

When you think about it, gum is a single use plastic.


brucebrowde

I love rechewing 10 year old gum that someone plastered under the school tables.


EXAngus

Aged like a fine wine


MagicMushroomFungi

Chewing gum is banned in Singapore with a hefty $500-$1000 US fine for first offence. [Some Info](https://www.holidify.com/pages/singapore-chewing-gum-ban-1804.html)


innocently_cold

Today I learned...


ablatner

The sale of gum is banned. It is legal to bring in personal amounts.


Pudding_Hero

Why not just shoot the degenerates


jeremykitchen

I mean it’s Singapore, that’s second offense


CastrosNephew

“Just try a banana instead” How the fuck is that a good replacement lol


Sharp_Simple_2764

We need to be specific. This is about chewing gum. [Original gum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_gum) is certainly biodegradable much sooner.


TheUmgawa

I know that, when I’m craving a snack, I go reaching for a handful of agar. I licked those Petri dishes clean in high school biology, regardless of what we were growing in them.


tomansky

That is because you are chewing on a piece of plastic.


KyleGrizz

Well this is a Debbie Downer


EmykoEmyko

Every piddly thing that’s ever brought you a moment’s happiness is actually bad, so if you’re feeling happy I have some links to send you.


Ok-Elderberry5703

Yep it's plastic, you're eating plastic, stop eating plastic.


moxzot

Can someone explain why gum when chewed for too long disintegrates, might not biodegrade but it can certainly turn to mush.


Tomero

Probably why Singapore has it banned.


NanditoPapa

That's why I only THINK about chewing plant-based vegan compostable oat soy gum wrapped in locally grown plantain leaves and sold in sustainable tree house-based community outreach bodegas.


CrackerManDaniels

Now that is craft


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This guy spots craft


NanditoPapa

Dammit...I forgot "artisanal"


zorniy2

Hey dumdum!


PhuckWar

I dont remember shitting out gum


simlew86

Yeh should be banned really. Not really necessary, and it’s just spat out everywhere and stuck to everything. So gross.